BUS DRIVER UPPERCUT PARODY

These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

DOWNLOAD THE REAL NIGGA SEXTAPE!

It's not to late to download Young Real Nigga's new classic!

October 31, 2007

Jim Jones On Angie Martinez

Here's Jimmy on Angie's show yesterday talking that foolishness. [CLICK TO LISTEN]

Jimmy really needs to get over this whole Jay-Z thing because he's playing in a field he can't compete on.

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Who's Nicer????

Seriously, who is?? This dude is crazy nice, seemingly so, for no reason lol. Check him out str8 wreckin' shit on Green Lantern's:

Joe Budden On Green Lantern

[DOWNLOAD HERE]

I dunno who pissed him off, but someone keep him in this zone lol.

Joey was in and out pretty quick, but luckily he wasn't the only person there as Styles P., Uncle Murda, Freeway, and Beanie Sigel also stopped by to drop some HEAVY bars.

Styles P., Uncle Murda, Freeway, Beanie Sigel On Green Lantern

[DOWNLOAD HERE]

SP and Uncle Murda got things started off slow, but once Free stepped up it was all ether from that point on!

Other than that, there was actually an interview going on with SP before Joey came in all pissed off and all this murderous rap jumped off and you can check that out HERE.

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Why???: Jim Jones Dropping Harlem's American Gangster Nov. 6th

Why is Jimmy doing this to himself?? No, more importantly: why is Jimmy doing this to Cam'ron?? He must have forgot (like I wish I could lol) that Cam is already trying to upstage Hov by releasing a mixtape the day after American Gangster drops. Neither of you guys will effect Jay's sale or shine at all so all this is really pointless. Plus, just going off the last mixtape Jimmy put out, M.O.B. 2, this shit probably won't even be that good because that shit was terrible lol (Cam's shit was gonna be terrible regardless lol). Makes me sad for my daughter lol.

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Why??? and INN: Keeping Up With The Hoing Kardashians

Why???: Why the fuck does Kim Kardashian have a show?? Again, I ask: why is she famous????

INN: Look, I don't give a damn what she is, this is some ig'nant ass shit! You can watch all of it if you want, but the part I'm talking about starts 50 seconds in.



What, the, FUCK?!?!?!? Obviously the apple doesn't fall too far from the stripper pole lol. The Kardashian sex tape franchise will undoubtedly continue as this ho-ish child ascends through the famous-just-cause ranks in the coming 5-6 years lol. I can't believe it, and I felt wrong for watching it, this shit is gross! I still in awe...holla!

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The Adventures Of Cliff The Crackhead: Monthly Routine


The boy Devenchi is back at it!

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October 30, 2007

This Week In Flops 10/30/07

Another slow week, don't expect to see major units moved on next week's Soundscans. Its far from the days of 1999 when Britney and Backstreet ran the chart, now they are both has beens and WILL flop. Then again, anytime you sale 13-14 million records then come back out and only go platinum once its a flop lol. Good thing for Britney she won't even get close to that, I'm guessing she'll do 250-275k.

Same thing for these guy, just less: 80-100k.

Even though I personally like the song, the duffle bag boys aint about to sale shit, 50-75k. Baby Bash's album drops too and even though he has a top 10 single he's not even gonna chart lol.

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Behind The Scenes Of 50 Cent 's I Still Kill I Still Will

Nope trailer for 50 (yet) but here's a little behind the scenes look at his new single I Still Kill... or I Still Will as its referred to now lol:


Looks like the average video, but speaking of 50 Cent videos I actually never saw the joint with Robin Thicke and I didn't realize that shit until just now lol. I guess 50 broke all those TVs and shit in his office for nothing because the record didn't do shit on radio either. Makes me wonder why Interscope was rushing it out in the first place, but oh well I guess we'll never know.

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Playaz Circle Keeping Busy

Even though their albums isn't gonna sell they are still out and about doing their rounds which is good, check it out:



Well best of luck to them but who knows what's gonna happen when that Duffle Bag record stops spinnin'.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Keyshia's New Vibe Cover

Yep that's right my seeds are ready to roll! I wish she'd move her hands, but I guess its all good just another of those thing I have to see when I get famous lol.

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Hov Still Got It

Its good to be king:

Fans are clamoring to see Jay-Z perform cuts from his New AMERICAN GANGSTER Album when he embarks on tour next month. Tickets are sold out in less than one minute!!!

The following cities have sold out in a matter of seconds:

PHILADELPHIA 30 seconds

LOS ANGELES 11 seconds

Chicago 8 seconds

Make sure you pick up the BRAND NEW Album AMERICAN GANGSTER In Stores November 6th!!!
Yeah and who's the best rapper alive again?? Oh, okay...

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Mood Muzik 3 Preview

Allhiphop.com has a preview of this soon to be classic mixtape! I'm so amp'd for this shit that I couldn't even watch the videos. In fact, once I started the first one I turned it off as soon as the song came on because it sounds so hot I didn't wanna be teased lol. Hopefully someone will make better use of these than I did so without any further ado AHH.com's Mood Muzik 3 Preview:





Are you in that mood yet?!?!?!?!

Pre-Order Mood Muzik 3 here
Check out Joey's new Myspace page here

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Papoose - Charades Part 2

Papoose is so ill! I loved the first Charades [CLICK HERE TO LISTEN] and this new one is just as nice, check it out:

Papoose - Charades 2


Now, if we could just get that Nacirema Dream in store I'd be set lol.

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Mistah F.A.B. Vs. Royce Da 5'9"

I'm always in favor for some good Hip-Hop battle shit so here's another one between Mistah F.A.B. and Royce Da 5'9" which spawns from their Allhiphop.com Week "battle" and F.A.B. talking crazy one some DVD last month. To be fair, Royce didn't really go at F.A.B. (again) and he just spit one line that made F.A.B. go make a diss record...who am I fooling? We all know he had this diss record ready for weeks now lol. Anyway, Check it out:

Royce Da 5'9" - Blue Magic Freestyle


Mistah F.A.B. - Diss To Royce Da 5'9"


F.A.B. went IN, but I'm sure if Royce wanted to he could smash him like he did D12 all those years ago.

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More T.I. Crap

I was gonna do something about Tip getting released the other day, but I never found time to Photoshop my "Free T.I." pic into "T.I. Freed" lol. Its all good though because I was sure yall would hear about it regardless lol. Anyway, I swiped this video from illseed's Rumors tonight and it shows the boy T.I. getting out of jail last Friday:


Who knows why they kept asking the lawyers about the case like they were actually gonna tell them anything, but to each their own lol.

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I found this on AHH's Ill Community last week and I've been meaning to post it and what better time than now? Hit it!:

On the BET Awards or whatever, Busta Rhymes said "Free TI", and was supported by everyone in attendance. Yet these same rappers and celeberties remained virtually silent while the whole Jena 6 issue was at its peak. Does this say anything about the Hip Hop and/or black community when we give a convicted felon support on alleged gun charges within hours but a real social issue that affects an entire town goes virtually unnoticed by the community at large. Further more do you feel TI was targed, do you think that the proposed time he facing is fair. Please elaborate on your points instead of typical "The man holdin us down", thanks. And yes this is inspired by a thread in the reason, I just wanted to know what people with a lil more age and wisdom thought.
Now, I see where dude is coming from here, but seriously, what the hell else were they supposed to do?? We didn't even find out all the details of what was going on until like 10-11pm that night, so how are you expecting everyone in attendance to be perfectly abreast with the situation?? I wasn't there, but seeing that T.I. was arrested only hours before the Hip-Hop Awards were taped, I'm sure all most people knew was that he was supposed to be there and he wasn't because he was arrested. Plus, they were in Atlanta so of course everyone was gonna be in favor a "free T.I." movement.

So no, I don't think that says much about our community when other communities are more concerned with what Paris Hilton ate today than the War In Iraq. If it wasn't T.I., it would just be something else distracting us from REAL issues in the world so I don't fault Busta for doing what he did, or Atlanta for showing support to their hometown hero.

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Diddy Is In Need Of A Tailor!

If you haven't heard Diddy signed a 50/50 joint venture with some vodka company, but fuck all that, what going on with this tight ass suit??? I mean damn for someone with the illest Hip-Hop clothing line EVER, you'd think he'd be able to find a better tailor lol. Wow, I'm talking about Diddy's suit, I feel like a real blogger now lol. Anyway, click the videos and let Diddy tell you all about the venture that I'm sure will give him a fair shot at getting back to #2 on the Forbes list next year:


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Why???: Cam'ron Is Back

I've had this song since it came out last week, but since it was Cam'ron I was in no rush to listen...I wish I had kept that attitude going into tonight when I decided to listen to it lol. This is is SOOOO wack! I mean what else can you expect from Cam at this point, but damn homie been M-I-A for a good 5 months and this is all he has to show??? Wack beat, wack hook, horrid lyrics... PLEASE, someone tell this man to cut his mic off for good! If you're still interested in hearing this shit, be my guest lol:

Cam'ron - Glitter


I actually feel worse for Cam than I do for Ransom lol. Oh, you don't?? Well you will after you watch this "promo" for his upcoming mixtape Public Enemy #1 where Cam solidifies that he's lost his damn mind lol:



I hope I'm not the only one who has no idea what the fuck is going on here lol.

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October 29, 2007

Random News Shit Pt. 2

Tossing dog off balcony gets man 3 years in jail

Welp, if anyone thought Mike Vick would get off without any jail time, here's proof that his ass is going! This is fuckin' retarded, you're gonna take 3 years of a man's life for throwing a fuckin' dog off the balcony during an argument??? People get less time for rape! On top of that, the damn mut didn't even die! No offense, but some white people REALLY need to get over this whole love jones for animals, it gettin' weird lol.

Min. Louis Farrakhan Says T.I. Set Up In Upcoming Speech

I was gonna give him the STFU Award, but the fact that I'm just so damn confused about why T.I. was getting all those damn guns in the first place that I just don't even wanna talk about it lol.

Critics decry states' teen sex laws

Any law that put a minor to PRISON for having any type of sex with another minor while the other minor is free is retarded! The whole Genarlow Wilson case was obviously more of a racial thing than anything, but I'm glad to see someone at least trying to change some of these stupid ass laws.

Millionaire sued for stealing plumber's wife

I don't even know what to say about this shit here lol.

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Idiocracy 101: Please Get Off This Man's Meat!

This whole Wayne dick-riding shit is getting out of control! How are you gonna diss T.I. like this?? This is some real ho stuff so whoever made it is an idiot. Now, I know it wasn't Wayne since at least 68 of these Lil Wayne mixtapes come out every week with everyone using all the same shit, and I doubt it was the DJ so I'm not gonna blame either one of them (even though the DJ who's mixtape this is looks lame and he'd be an easy target lol). Plus, I can't hold it against the DJ because if you look at his page you'll see he's obviously on Wayne dick beyond return lol. And I'm not even gonna get into the whole "Real King Of The South" shit because that's even more retarded than putting T.I. in the car backwards...no really, T.I. is in the car facing the wrong way, look lol.

While we're on the topic of idiots, whoever made this mixtape cover should kill themself because this shit looks terrible! How you gon' put Jay-Z's head on Shaq's body??? LMAO!!

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The QB Of The Future Gets His Coins!

That's right, the next great QB was offered a 6 year, $67.5 million contract extension from America's team, the Dallas Cowboys! $30 million is guaranteed which we learn is important from the whole Michael Vick/Atlanta Falcons situation (oh yeah anyone who thinks Mike Vick is broke because the Falcons get like $20 million that HE hasn't even paid THEM yet and he sold his Atlanta home is a true American moron lol). Personally, I would have waited until the end of the season to make this deal, but when you're ballin' like Jerry Jones it really doesn't matter lol. Anyway, here's the whole article from ESPN.com.

**UPDATE**
I fixed my TYPO jersey, no Mike Vick HAS NOT paid them shit because the NFLPA appealed the ruling...but I'm sure you knew that genius. All that is besides the fact that he is STILL not broke, which was the point I was making. And on Romo, I said I would've done his contract at the end of the year because who knows what the nigga is gonna do now and if he finishes up like he did last year I'm gonna be pissed!

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Saw IV Is #1

That's right I just thought to check out how last Friday's releases did and Saw IV came out on top raking up a sweet $32.1 million! Now, I LOVE this series, but unfortunately I didn't get a chance to see it over the weekend which leaves me with a dilemma: Go to Saw IV or American Gangster?? I dunno I mean I could just watch American Gangster on my computer BUT I want to support the arts so that's probably not gonna happen so who knows. Welp I guess we'll see so until then I'm out!

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G-Unit Is So Disrespectful...I LOVE IT! ...STILL!

Y'all remember when 50, Buck, and all them were in Rap City gettin' loose a month or so ago?? Well DailyMotion took that shit down BUT somebody wisely salvaged some of it along with some all new behind the scenes footage...check it out... oh yeah, WE THE BEST!:



Nigga I don't even rap no more and I'd sign with G-Unit in a heartbeat! lol.

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Joe Budden Is STILL That Nigga!

Now, I'm not saying Ransom couldn't have a real career in the industry BUT I am saying he can't now lol. Damn Joey killed this shit to the point where I really just feel bad for Ran for even starting this shit.

Honestly, I thought Joe was done after Heart Of The City, but WOW man, just WOW! I think Devenchi told me about this when I was at work, but thanks to my boy Tye for reminding me of it and giving me the track. Now, Joey doesn't start rapping until 2:56, but its worth the wait, trust me! If not, you can always just skip to that point in the track lol, check it out:

Joe Budden - Ransom Note


PLEASE, Ransom just take the L, no comeback in necessary because this shit is 100% over. Joey just might be the greatest unsigned rapper of all-time, dude is so nice it make me not wanna rap...matter of fact I think I stopped rapping for real after Mood Muzik 2 dropped, he's just THAT nice! I'll let y'all niggas ride with Lil Wayne, but Wayne aint for wit Joe.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Kim Kardashian In Playboy

Okay, let me get this right: she didn't want her sex tape with Ray-J out, didn't want pics of her and her sister at like 17 getting loose, but she DOES wanna pose nude for Playboy?? I can smell the desperation from here lol. Like Paris Hilton, no one really know why Kim is famous BUT the positive here is: who the fuck cares, she's fine as FUCK!

Anyway, If you can't read small italicized fonts, all you have to do is click the picture to see the rest of the Playboy pics because I was too lazy to upload them myself lol.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Simorah

Slay sure does know how to pick em!


I aint with that whole glass on the ass shit because ANYBODY can do that shit if they are bent over that much...well not anybody BUT I'm sure you can do this with most girls who's backs are bent THAT much lol. Nevertheless, Simorah's ass is FINE!

Oh yeah, stop playin' Slay, I had those clear shoes in my closet well over a year now! HOLLA!

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October 28, 2007

Why???: Lil Wayne IS On American Gangster, Unfortunately...

I saw the tracklisting weeks ago, but I was PRAYING that track 4, Hello Brooklyn 2.0, which features Lil Wayne was just a typo or misprint BUT Hov just made it official and is posed to make the same mistake Kanye did on Graduation...well besides having only 13 songs, no skits, and Drunk And Hot Girls lol. Anyway, you can check out exactly what Jay had to say to MTV News below:



This is still sounds like a bad idea to me because with Lil Wayne, the margin for error is immensely widened. Hopefully Wayne won't fuck it up like he's done on so many other features in the past...for real, I got my fingers crossed right now! lol. Oh yeah and Shaheem Reid REALLY needs to be in line for a STFU Award after saying this is "like the collaboration everybody's been waitin' for," because I know I sure as hell wasn't lol. Anyway, you can check out the whole article HERE.

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The Adventures Of Cliff The Crackhead

Meet Cliff. Cliff is a crackhead. Crack is wack!

Okay, let me stop lol. Anyway, The Adventures of Cliff the Crackhead is a new comic designed by my boy Devenchi (aka the nigga yall SHOULD be looking for when you be asking me to do your Myspace pages and mixtape covers lol). Dude is sick wit it when it comes to graphic design, but anyway check out the comic:

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Lil Wayne - Gossip

Welp, here's the track that everyone has been going goo-goo over ever since the BET Hip-Hop Awards last week. Yes, this is the REAL version, NOT a rip from the award show so check it out:

Lil Wayne - Gossip


Honestly, I think this sounded better when he performed it live, but its still a hot track. Maybe it sounded better live because the beat sounded ill then and now he just sound like a old Dipset mixtape beat from '03 or '04. The lyrics were on point for the most part, at least 2 of the lines were obviously derived from some of Jay's stuff, but that's still cool (well besides the 'hate is a weak emotion' line because I dunno what world he's lived in but in this one hate is a very STRONG emotion...I got what he was saying though lol). Besides that, pretty much everything in the first verse after, "you can get tipped like you waitin' on a nigga," and the second half of the second verse, after he says, "and suwoo and," the song was pretty good. Hopefully now that he has the whole world on his dick he can get this sample cleared and use it on Tha Carter 3 because from the shit I heard, he's gonna need it!

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Ransom Vs. Joe Budden

I meant to post this for yall when I first got all the tracks the other day, BUT ya' know whatever lol. Anyway, I dunno why Ransom (aka nobody) thought it would be a good idea to diss Joey (as much as Joe did for his little career) or why he picked now, a few weeks after he left Def Jam, to make his power move, but you really never know with these niggas anymore.

Ran put Kid Brother out (I dunno when exactly) but I didn't even know about it until after I heard Joey tearing his down on Heart Of The City Wednesday. After listening to Heart Of The City a few hundred times, I decided to go find Ran's Kid Brother and when I did, I found out he had since put out another diss called Die Tonight over 50's cut from The Massacre. You can read what I thought after you listen to the tracks (if you haven't already):

Ransom - Kid Brother


Joe Budden - Heart Of The City


Ransom - Die Tonight


I like Ransom, I think dude is dope BUT he's no Joe Budden! Ran came off like he was just trying too hard to get some shine out of dissing another UNSIGNED artist that has a name, while Joe just breezed through Heart Of The City as smooth as Jay did. Plus, Joe admitted this wasn't beef and that Ran could've just called him which pretty much deaded anything Ran did or was going to do since we knew Joey was already done with it. Welp, hope you guys enjoy the music, peace!

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October 25, 2007

Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Barbee

Now as yall probably have heard by now Beenie Man is wanted for tax evasion or some shit like that, but fuck all that look at this dime he's allegedly smashin'! Her name is Barbee and I can definitely say Beenie Man is the only man headed to prison that I'm envious of lol. Oh yeah she makes music too blah blah blah look at some more of her pics below, HOLLA!!

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Thursday Billboard Update - 10/25/07

Bruce Springsteen works his Magic and reclaims his #1 spot from Kid Rock this week. Santana and Jimmy Eat World join the party in the top 10 while Kanye West and Colbie Caillat hang on by threads.

On the single side of town Soulja Boy stays steady at #1 while his running mate Kanye blinks and drop 2-6. Soulja Boy is gonna be the next to blink as Chris Brown's Kiss Kiss shoots right into the thick of things 22-2, and will more than likely takeover #1 next week. Baby Bash (11-7) and Rihanna (15-9) finally breakthrough the top 10 as J. Holiday (8-11), Fergie (9-12), and Britney Spears (6-13) all se there way out.

The Billboard 200 1-10

1. Bruce Springsteen - Magic
2. Kid Rock - Rock N Roll Jesus
3. Rascal Flatts - Still Feels Good
4. Josh Groban - Noel
5. Jimmy Eat World - Chase The Light
6. Reba McEntire - Reba Duets
7. High School Musical sdtk
8. Santana - Ultimate Santana
9. Kanye West - Graduation
10. Colbie Caillat - Coco

What You Can't See:

  • Angie Stone's The Art of Love & War debuts at #11 this week with 44,600 copies sold.
  • At #21, 50 Cent finally crossed the 1 million sold mark with 1,025,500 sold overall.
  • I hope Jennifer Lopez wasn't expected to sale many records because its not looking good for her as she drops 26 spots to #38 with 18,200 sold this week.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10

1. Soulja Boy - Soulja Boy (1-1)
2. Chris Brown - Kiss Kiss (22-2)
3. Timbaland - Apologize (3-3)
4. Alicia Keys - No One (4-4)
5. Colbie Caillat - Bubbly (5-5)
6. Kanye West - Stronger (2-6)
7. Baby Bash - Cyclone (11-7)
8. Kanye West - Good Life (10-8)
9. Rihanna - I Hate That I Love You (15-9)
10. Timbaland - The Way I Are (7-10)

What You Can't See:
  • Ay aka The-Dream leaps 9 slots 33-24
  • Soulja Boy's pseudo romantic track Soulja Girl jumps 58-44 on its way to breaking the top 40 next week.
  • Fergie's next hit record Clumsy soars 46 spots north 91-45.
  • Trey Songz's Can't Help But Wait jumps 13 spots 60-47.

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October 24, 2007

The Roc Is Definitely In The Building! Freeway Drops Nov. 20th

That's right Philly Freeza is back with Free At Last FINALLY. I'm glad this Jay-Z and 50 Cent co-executive produced project is finally seeing the light of day over 4 years after his debut Philadelphia Freeway. Hopefully it will be as dope as his first and sell some records but I have yet to see a video for Roc-A-Fella Billionaires and that's been out since like July. [Read The Article Here]

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Leaders Of The New School??

I meant to post this awhile ago but I totally forgot about it! I'm with XXL for the most part, but I really don't see how Plies, Gorilla Zoe, and Lil Boosie come in here lol. Okay, I'll give you Plies (even though he's 31!) but theres NO WAY Gorilla Zoe and Boosie make it through lol. Plus, where is Jae Millz?? Well at least they didn't have Soulja Boy or Hurricane Chris which would have been an insult to Lupe, Saigon, Pap, etc. lol. Well I have nothing else to say about this really so I jacked this from King Jerm and B-Easy at nappyafro.com lol:


Saigon
King Jerm: First off all, I see him on TV more than I hear his music. He was on Entourage, The White Rapper Show; has he even released an album yet?

B-Easy: I really pull for Saigon; I was really feeling that Return Of The Yardfather. Even though he has talent I don’t see him blowing up even with the Just Blaze backing. Oh yea, he has a nice punch too.

Plies
K: One more album and he’s done. But that time could be extended by a shooting or an arrest.
B: I don’t really see a future for a 31 year old Trick Daddy clone who appeals to the ladies.

Rich Boy
K: Future?
B: He has a good team behind him; Roc-A-Wear ads, shoe spokesman, and features on other people’s songs. I wouldn’t bet in his favor but he may surprise us.

Lupe Fiasco
K: The skateboard fad was so last year. He never lived up to the buzz.
B: With Kanye’s recent success, the rap game might be getting ready to be flooded with "regular guys" instead of super thugs and pimps. Lupe is already there so he has a chance.

Lil’ Boosie
K: With the money he makes touring, he gonna do pretty good. But musically, I personally can’t listen to him.
B: Besides me not being able to pronounce his name right and the fact that I think he should categorized as "ringtone rap"…uh, I like the “Wipe Me Down” video (It could have been worse!).

Gorilla Zoe
K: Maybe he appeals to the 13-21 crowds, but I love that "Hood Nigga" song.
B:
Is he really a "leader of the new school?" I couldn’t point him out in a line up with five white guys.

Joell Ortiz
K: Who is this guy? Is he related to that girl from City High?
B: If he wants an album to come out in the next decade, he’s gotta stop messing with Dr. Dre/Aftermath (Just ask Rakim, Hitman, Six-Two, Brooklyn, G.A.G.E., Eve, etc.)

Crooked I
K: They had to put a dude from the West coast on the list.
B: I hear he freestyles really well, but I think The Game is gonna rule the west for a while.

Papoose
K: I’m scared to diss him cause he Kay Slay’s boy. He can rap, but he ain’t saying nothing.
B: I still don’t buy that he got a $1.5 million record deal. He’s not a bad rapper, just not a million dollar rapper who will sell a lot of records.

Young Dro
K: The only cat I co-sign on the list. The best dude on Grand Hustle and I mean THE BEST (Including T.I.). The only one on the list with a plaque (Gold).
B: I think he has a lot a potential, not leader of the new school potential. I like the way he dress (No homo).

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Rappers On This Crazy T.I. Situation

50 Cent


Akon


RZA


Busta Rhymes

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Miami Heat About To Trade For Ricky Davis??

Well I hope not, but ESPN.com is reporting that the Heat are close to trading Antoine Walker, Michael Doleac, and Wayne Simien to Minnesota for Ricky Davis and Mark Blount. I don't really see how trading your 3rd best player (Antoine Walker) while your best player (Dwyane Wade) is out and your 4th best player (James Posey) is now playing in Boston with KG and the crew. Besides all that, Miami had Ricky Davis on the roster back in the 2000-2001 season, but cut him. I don't really see the Heat going that far this year anyway, but you can read the article HERE.

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Its 50! ...And The G-Unit Offices!

This is a AHH Direct video of some dude Dre that works at G-Unit Records (and that I'm now envious of lol) showing the cameras around his workplace. After that AHH has a sitdown with Mr. 50 Cent himself and guess what?? They talk about different besides Lil Wayne! I'm proud of them because sometimes people don't realize when an artist like 50 says something about another artist its because he was asked by the interviewer. I doubt we'd have a lot of the great 50 Cent moments if he wasn't asked about the person first. Anyway, check out the vid:

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Another December Album!

Damn I know its the holiday season and all, but how many people gon' drop albums in December?? We already got, Wu-Tang, Ghostface, Lil Wayne, DJ Drama, Bow Wow, etc. and now we have SP who's dropping his Supa Gangsta Extraordinary Gentleman on the 4th. I already know its gonna be dope regardless, but yeah you can read the article HERE.

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College Hill Interns

So how of you watched the new College Hill last night?? Oh, it was just me? Damn! lol. Well in case you missed (which I would have if Tonya didn't remind me) they changed the whole format of the show...again! Who knows why they did this seeing that the whole black college thing only lasted like 3 seasons before they moved it out of the U.S. and ultimately changed it to an intern competition show (think MTV's I'm With Rolling Stone).

Now, unlike last season in Virgin Islands, BET actually found some attractive girls to be on the show! I was shocked because those girls were busted last season... well for the most part at least lol. Anyway, there are 10 roommates interns, but the one that stood out to me was Ivy from Fort Myers. At first she just looked average, but when she walked in the room and introduced herself you saw that ass and it was CRAZY! I fell in love!Anyway, there was all the typical stereotypes that follow shows like this like the gay person, the drunk, the girl with a boyfriend at home who likes a boy in the house, you know all the usuals.

Unfortunately for them, some of them will be going home seeing that this is an elimination show hosted by Dr. Ian of Celebrity Fit Club fame. Guess what they do after they find out some of them will be going home soon?? That's right, they went to club and had some drinks! Umm yeah guys, that's probably not the smartest thing to do when you have work in the morning ESPECIALLY after you just got the job lol. The females were getting their freak on in the club (mainly the girl with the boyfriend at home, she was DOING IT!) which made me wish I was there BUT its all gravy I'll catch up with them when I get famous lol.

The next day they had a guys night out and the drunk went to work! That nigga was taking that bottle to the head like there was pussy inside lol. Needless to say he was so drunk he had to be carried into the house and then spent the remainder of the night curled up around the toilet with his 1997-esque brush in his back pocket lol. Later on the obviously gay girl with that Kanye West racing stripes in the side of HER fade came out to the house and everyone was acting like they were all shocked and shit lol. I mean seriously don't no dude want a female who has the same barber and/or the same hair cut as them lol. Whatever the show was straight, but I probably will end up not watching it just like the rest of the College Hills...oh well!

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What's It Gonna Be??

This shit is my new anthem! lol. Check it out:


"Now I got alotta bicthes to plow so you can fuck wit me later, but you fuck wit me now"

Now that's what I call FiyhahMuZik!

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October 23, 2007

This Week In Flops 10/23/07

Whats good yall? Sorry I couldn't come this with The Week In Flops last week, but yall know how my internet situation was but anyway fuck that I'm back! Now, don't expect a big debut from anyone this week because if you are you'll undoubtedly be disappointed. The #1 album WILL be Carrie Underwood's Carnival Ride, but a lil further down the chart will be Chris Hurricane Chris' debut album 51/50 Ratchet. His label did him a TERRIBLE injustice by releasing his album about 2 months after his single A Bay Bay played out and his buzz is all but gone. Whatever the case, his album actually wasn't half bad, but that won't stop him from doing about 50-70k first week.

Even further down the chart will be JD's greatest hits album Y'all Know What This Is... The Hits which I'm guessing do about 15-25k with little to no promo.

Its all downhill from there because none of the rest of the Hip-Hop debuts will even sale over 10,000 including Little Brother's Get Back, Bizarre's Blue Cheese 'N' Choney Island, and Trae's Life Goes On. The good thing is that none of those albums are on majors so they'll be fine.

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Cassie And/Or Lauren London Pt. 2


Yall know I couldn't get enough of these two wife types! ;-)

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Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Cassie And/Or Lauren London


Yummy! I wonder how far that L on Lauren's chest goes across...hopefully not far because that would be a huge turn off BUT then again that wouldn't stop me from doing work if I had the chance lol.

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