1) Teacher Fired For Racy Pics Turns To Porn
97%... 98%... 99%... 100%!
Oh, sorry, I'm just over here downloading this Tiffany Shepherd aka Leah Lust porno. Hey, I'm interested in what she can do and if this was her best shot at making a living again. I'll let you know how it goes... or you can just check her out yourself by clicking here.
On another note, do you really want your kids learning anything from the chick with the tramp stamp on her back?? I know I don't lol. You can check out more pics of her here.
1.5) Not Only Has Leah Lust Turned To Porn, But Also Sex Toys!
Excuse me, "love doll." And for only $189.98 you too can bring the teacher home with you for extra credit. Cha-ching! Here's a better look at the box.
Her kids lost, but her former students won!
2) Man Blames Cat for Child Porn Arrest
Really?? Your cat downloaded over 1,000 child porn pics onto your computer?? Not 1, not 100, but 1,000. I bet you never thought it'd be smart to delete them after the alleged freaky cat downloaded them either, huh? Oh ok, just checking.
This HAS to go down in the top 10 of the worst excuses of all-time. Maybe "the cat downloaded all the illegal porn on my computer" will become as synonymous with pervs as "the dog ate my homework" became with school kids years ago. I think there's hope.
3) Man leaves kids in car, goes to strip club
Where did he get the kids from because the police aren't even positive they're his?? lol. This guy was obviously simple ass fuck so I'll offer my advice:
Next time you want to abduct innocent children, do it AFTER you go to the strip club, not before.
Again, only in Florida.
4) Fort Lauderdale bank robber also tried to steal a kiss from teller
Dammit! He just haaaad to be black. Well on the bright side, at least we got one of those dirty looking nappy dreadlock having niggas off the streets. And yes, I'm ashamed that at least 40-50% of dudes down here look like this guy.
Okay, fine, so my city made the cut too, but at least we didn't have...
5) Man robs members at Liberty City church
Now this here is some ig'nant ass shit! How you rob a church?? Didn't Ice Cube make a shitty movie about this a couple year ago?? Have niggas learned nothing from the teachings of "Last Sunday"?? Makes me sad for my daughter.
Question: What's worse, getting robbed at church or getting robbed by someone "about 5-foot-7 inches tall"??
I'd also like to know the possibility that he robbed them because he was angry about his height. They do say taller men are more successful... well besides in Hollywood, that is.
Aight so that's it. I could probably keep going, but I think I'll make this a semi-annual thing for RNS because my state supplies at least half of the random news you hear.
And I don't blame any of you if you feel like Bugs Bunny right now lol:
