October 07, 2009

Browns Trade Braylon Edwards To Jets

LANDOVER, MD - OCTOBER 19: Wide receiver Braylon Edwards #17 of the Cleveland Browns gets hit by FS Chris Horton #48 of the Washington Redskins on October 19, 2008 at FedEx Field in Landover, Maryland.
I hope this isn't the Browns' way of getting back at Braylon for punching out LeBron's miniature friend the other day. "Oh no, don't send me from a winless team in Cleveland to a 1-loss team in New York!" Yeah right, give me a break. Well congrats to Braylon for escaping from the sinking ship that is the Cleveland Browns. So much for that Braylon/LeBron beef lol.

Now lets talk about how shitty of a deal this is: What the FUCK are the Browns doing??? They traded their best WR for Jason Trusnik, Chansi Stuckey, and a pair of draft picks. Yeah, Braylon drops a lot of passes, but the Jets are getting him for what amounts to a bag of kicker's cleats. They couldn't get any more than that?? I mean we know those draft picks aren't 1st or 2nd rounders, so basically they just gave him away. Oh well, they suck anyway so it really doesn't matter.

Lets go ahead and get an over/under going on how long it takes Braylon to get in trouble in New York. Oh yeah, its gonna happen. If he's getting in trouble going to nightclubs in Cleveland, there's no telling what's gonna happen when he touches down in NY. Maybe he'll punch out 3 little people?? Maybe he'll be out boozing with a teammate before they kill somebody again (shout out to Donte Stallworth lol)?? The possibilities are endless! I'm setting it at 1.5 years and I'm going under!

Oh, and I hope New York is satisfied because this is the ONLY Cleveland star they are getting because now LeBron is DEFINITELY not going there now lol.