The first time I looked at that headline I thought it said "five years in prison." It is only probation though, so good thing for Chrissy. I wish they really did give his ass 5 years in prison after he walked in the court room with Charlie Brown's shirt design on the side of his head. Seriously though, what's up with that??
2) Juelz Arrested For Threatening Girlfriend; Released
Fuck this story, did you know Juelz's real name was LaRon James?? He is literally 2 letters away from being the most dominate player in the NBA today! Why hasn't more been made of this?? Well needless to say I'm no longer calling his ass Juelz, I'm calling him some LeBron-based. Haven't thought of it yet, but when I will I'll let you know.
3) Woman Beat At 50's Mansion For Refusing Oral Sex
50 should now know its officially over for him rapping. When being cool with you can't even get a friend a blow-job that's really all you need to know about your future career in rap. Fuck getting your album pushed back, this is it lol.
4) Police Find Heroin, Weed, Cash In Jadakiss-leased Apartment
Basically this has nothing to do with Jada and the only reason we're even speaking on him is because his name was on the lease. Ain't like he actually lived there and he's not wanted by the police so this is really nothing.
