Sara Stokes Makes The Cut All Over Again

Remember the good ol' days when Sara Stokes' husband Tony used to call the Making The Band 2 house asking "Ay! Where Sara at?" without even saying hello?? Fond, yet distant memories in our rear view mirrors now that domestic violence has reared its ugly head in such a respectful relationship. (By the way, why isn't that 2nd season of MTB2 on DVD?? That was some of the best TV MTV has ever put on.)

Sara was arrested (and released) on August 2nd after she apparently stabbed that nigga Tony in the arm. They were allegedly arguing and when she was leaving the house she "fell down" and hit her head on the ground and that's where all the bruising and bustedness comes from. Riiiiggghhtt.

Now, I'm not saying she couldn't have fell down and busted her face like that, I'm just saying she got Rihanna'd. I mean have you seen Sara's breast implants?? If she falls down she's bouncing right back up to her feet courtesy of those silicone airbags, no question. Didn't one of them old niggas write a theory about that in the 1700s or something?? I don't know, but when you have that much artificial boobage going on its hard to believe its even possible to face plant like that, let alone when you're walking on your own 2 feet.

On a positive note, Sara can now say everybody is talking about her and use the "I just gotta let the haters hate" defense to become a sympathetic figure when asked about this in public. We love you anyway Sara.

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