Hood State Of The Union Ep. 3: The Light Skin Awards

Dammit, why didn't I think of this?? Awww man back to the drawing board! Fuck it, I'm still gonna contribute to this shit regardless.

The "Most Should-Be-Unnecessary Reaches for Attention by a Light Skin Person" goes to.... Cassie for her half shaved head and leaked naked pictures attempts. Come up and get your award girl!

The "Worst Possible Shirt Worn In an Apology by a Light Skin Person" goes to... Chris Brown for his orange Bobby Brown/Iron Chef/Underarmor with buttons shirt. I hope you burned that shit nigga.

The "Worst Possible Face To Be Put On a Light Skin Person" goes to... Sam Cassell for his uncanny ability to look sub-human and scare child for nearly 20 years.

The "Most Unnecessary Mismanagement of Light Skin by a Fine Chick Who Should Be Finer" goes to... Amber Rose for being bald when she'd be at least 45-50% hotter if she just had some damn hair.

The "Most Swollest Arms On a Light Skin Chick" goes to... Hoopz for having them full sized midget arms. Nigga you know them midgets be musclebound, don't front, well Hoopz has those kinda arms. And yes, I made up the word swollest fuck y'all lol.

Feel free to add on.