Random News Shit: Outlandish Shit Edition

1) 4 Women Super Glue Cheating Husband's Dick To His Body
LMAO!! Daaaamn! Fellas, y'all better shape up! First Steve McNair, then that boxer, and now this! You can keep trying to be a playa if you want, but these females aren't playing with y'all ass no more. Tough break nigga.

2) Cops: Dad tries to sell baby for $100
What ever happened to just dropping the baby off on someone's doorstep in a fruit basket with a note?? Not this nigga, he wanna try to use the baby like a VCR in an attempt to get his high on. I believe Rick James said it best, "Cocaine is a helluva drug." Damn shame.

3) Man Hits Woman Over a Game of Monopoly
If you listen to the Foxxhole you probably heard Johnny Mack and the crew briefly talking about this on last Friday's show. Wow. Just wow. I don't even know what to say or what joke to make. If I was to make a joke I guess it'd have something to do with going directly to jail, but that's just too easy. Wow again lol.

I wonder if Chris Brown will let him borrow that show for his public apology?? lol.

4) Chargers CB Cromartie Fined For Tweet Diss
Apparently my nig was talking about the shitty food the San Deigo organization is providing at training camp and got sliddapped with a $2,500 fine! Lets do the math: NFL player + bad food + Twitter + joke = $2,500. I guess that's about right lol. Just another example of why most people shouldn't use Twitter, its just too easy to make yourself look like an idiot.... though I do think a fine was a bit obsessive.

5) The new Dallas Cowboys Stadium will offer $90 pizza
Get the FUCK out of here! Ninety dollars for some fuckin' pizza?? This pizza better taste and feel like some got damn pussy if I'm gonna pay $90 for it. Shit better come equipped with a handjob and reach around too lol.