October 03, 2007

Soulja Boy Career Countdown Pt. 5: My Apologies To Mario

I just wanna say sorry to Mario for announcing the end of his career for doing a song with Soulja Boy last month. If it counts for anything I got the info from Gyant's blog on SoHH.com so blame him lol. Mario, you've just been promoted from Career Over to Album Pushed WAYYY The Fuck Back, congratulations. Anyway, the Mario sounding dude on the Soulja Boy record is some dude named I-15 (what a wack name lmao) and you can check him out on Soulja's new video:



Man, I just feel so bad for this dude because he doesn't seem to have any sense of urgency that his career with be over before the year is out.

Anyway, since we're on the subject of Soulja Boy, I'll give you 2 comments I read that I just HAD to share. The first is from my download site:

Don't Like Snap Music? Don't Listen To It...

I'm tired of seeing these threads created just to bash on artist such as Soulja Boy and Hurricane Chris, saying Snap Music isn't real music. And comparing them to Hip-Hop artists such as Nas & Jay-Z. Of course they're lyrically not up to their level, it's two different genres for gods sake. *smh*I just wanna know whats with the bashing? If you don't listen to snap music, how the fuck are you gonna criticize it?on that note, i'd like to say this....

YUUUAAAAAA....CRANK DAT SOULJA BOY !
The person that wrote this is OBVIOUSLY like 12 and more than likely has some sort of learning disorder lol. He probably just learned the word "genre" in his remedial language arts class and was eager to use it somewhere, even if it wasn't really accurate when he said it. If anything, Snap is a sub-genre of the genre Hip-Hop, but seeing that no one has yet to make an entire Snap album, it shouldn't even qualify for that. Besides, even if it was a separate genre, when did that give you a pass to make bad music??

What he should do is stop trying to make excuses for his favorite artists and their pathetically wack "music" just because he has some sort of boy-crush on him. Anyway, this genius goes on to ask why we "bash" the music. Let me give you a hint: IT FUCKIN' SUCKS! What are we supposed to do? Praise this lil nigga for making the worst Hip-Hop album of all-time??? Supporting this dude is just retarded anyway because you know damn well he's not gonna have a career in the music industry. If anything, they should be mad at Interscope for using this child for digital sales and likely dumping him after people stop "crankin' that" (which is will be in about 5-6 minutes).

The part that really kills me is at the end when he says, "If you don't listen to snap music, how the fuck are you gonna criticize it?" Are you serious??? When was the last time you actually had to go out of your way to hear one of these terrible songs?? Put it on BET or turn the radio on and they're right there waiting for you every hour on the hour, so asking why they are criticized by people who, "don't listen to snap," is completely ridiculous since we're FORCED to hear them regardless. Plus, he's saying that like we're missing/overlooking something important within the lyrics lol. Sad.
bamboo says...

Man....all of you hating on soulja boy but i know for a fact that all you fools would trade places with him in a minute...you have all these comments about him, and he doesnt even know you exist......
The ONLY people who want to trade places with Soulja Boy are middle school age boys who already aren't getting any play lol. Personally, I know I wouldn't wanna be that nigga because its gonna be a bitch when reality comes calling, the next hit dance craze is out, the people I thought were my friends and fans turn their back on me, and the only time you hear my name is after the phrase "whatever happened to." Why would I want to give up my life for that??

The part about Soulja not knowing any of his "haters" exist is completely retarded because with their being roughly 6,622,178,532 people on this planet I'm sure he doesn't know most people exist and vice versa.

You know, the saddest part about both of these comments is that I can bet you money neither one of these dudes bought (or is planning to buy) his album.

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