Soulja Boy Career Countdown Pt. 7: At Least He Sold 22 Copies

Welp y'all its almost that time! Soundscan is gonna be available in a day or so and we'll finally see how Lil Darryl's Soulja Boy's album faired. I already told y'all how much I think he's gonna sell, so if you're smart you'll stick with me and not let these idiots in the pix above (shout out to Reg for spending them to me) have you thinking he's actually gonna move serious units.

The girl is actually pretty cute, but with the way kids are growing today, she's probably only like 12 or 13 lol. After buying 10 weed plates copies, her pockets shouldn't be hurting at all because I really hope they didn't pay much for that horrendous couch and rug. Nothing matches in her picture from the furniture to her outfit lol. The dude just looks lame, and you can tell he's not from the West by the way he throws up his W...if you can even call it that lol. At least he was smart enough to keep his receipt though, he's gonna need it lol.

The bad news is they are gonna be pissed when they hear this laughable trash Interscope is promoting (somewhat) as an album. The good news is neither of their parents will have to buy drink coasters for awhile, if ever. Plus, if they smoke weed they no longer have to share a weed plate with their friends seeing they now have at least 10 each lol.