October 04, 2007

Soulja Boy Career Countdown Pt. 6: My Sentiment Exactly!

Great minds think alike, but hell, if you seriously like Soulja Boy you obviously don't have a mind anyway lol. While I was on So yesterday getting that video of the midget dude from ILNY2, I over looked Breezy's review of Soulja Girl so check it out:

Question: You think that’s a commercial banner or was it actually placed there by the video editor, as per Soulja Boy’s request? Damn... n*ggas will do anything to get those ringtone dollars, now won’t they? I wouldn’t opt for the realtone though– the vocals on this song are HORRIBLE! (Was Pretty Ricky or T-Pain too busy attending an “Ugly @$$ N*ggas” convention to "sing"on the track? And furthermore, if you’re gonna name yourselves after an Interstate, why not I95, at least everyone DRIVES on that sh*t! Where the f*ck is I15, anydamnway?)

I’m not going to go too hard on this kid because OBVIOUSLY, this song/video is for the under-16 set (still, that is NO EXCUSE for filming the video in a mall - that ish played out with the Backstreet Boys, Soulja! Not a good look!). However, what pisses me off is that these lil’ chickenheads out here might actually believe this song is romantic. Thus, they will probably give up their little 16 year old virginities to the pre-ejaculator that chose to play this song while chillin’ at his house after school to “set the mood. Yeah, uh-huh. Just look at the chick in the video that’s lying on the bed– this girl’s getting open via AIM! Somebody’s cutting 8th period English tomorrow for some cherry poppin'.

It’s “You Remind Me of My Jeep” all over again, albeit WITHOUT the cleverness of similes. And without R. Kelly’s vocals. But I’m just sayin’.

Thoughts/Comments/Wondering what the hell's up with all my Wizard of Oz references? Holla @tcha Girl!

WHO LOVES YA, BABY?
--Breezy

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

man fuck if he 16 or 17 he makes my generation look bad with this bullshit thats why i dont listen to the radio now