Oh yeah! Before I get up outta here for the night I wanted to post this video of Mercury Morris on First Take this morning talking some real ass shit. Its funny how the white lady doesn't wanna admit to how much ESPN has been slurping the Patriots (mainly Tom Brady lol) all season lol. They wanna make him the bad guy like he's saying no matter what the Dolphins will always be better, but he's not at all. Whatever just check it out:
That's real talk man. He's giving them props throughout the whole thing and people are still mad at him because he called ESPN out for slurping the Pats and not joining in himself lol.
Welp, this is my last post of '07 so y'all enjoy your New Year and I'll be back with my Best/Worst albums AND mixtapes of the year tomorrow. PEACE!!
December 31, 2007
Mercury Morris Still Isn't Gonna Slurp The Pats
50 Cent Gets At GZA
Y'all know 50 Cent is a damn fool right?? Well if you didn't you will after this shit here lol. Now, if you wondering why he's talking about the GZA its because earlier in Decemeber he was in London talking about him and Soulja Boy at a show. I saw some of the video back then, but I never watched the whole thing until just now and I must say what he was saying was true so I dunno why Fif is mad lol. Whatever I love 50 anyway because he always give me a good laugh:
See what I mean?? How could you hate 50?? Dude is hilarious! Soulja Boy is still a lame though...well if he's still alive that is lol.
Skillz - '07 Rap Up
I dunno how I managed to forget about this, but Skillz's Wrap Up for 2007 came out a few days ago and I'm just hearing it today! Yeah I guess I'm fuckin' up, but hell I've been busy and I'm gonna be even busier in the new future so just letting you know now lol. Anyway, check out the latest greatest:
Skillz - '07 Rap Up
This one was aight, but then again the talent it takes to do this shit just makes the shit crazy. Plus, everything he's saying is true lol. I can't wait to see the video! That's right, they shot a video and its premiering at midnight on SoVeryFresh.com so I'll have that for you ASAP. Until then you can check out this YouTube video from GotSkillzTV where Skillz talks about the Rap Up and after that I have some behind the scenes shit from the video for y'all. Enjoy:
Why???: The Lakers Playing In Booty Shorts
Okay, who the hell idea was it to play in these little ass plum smugglers??? You know it was some fruit sitting around in the meeting like 'it'd be cool if the guys wore short shorts tonight' lol. This shit is crazy, but luckily they found the rest of their pants at halftime lol. I like the Lakers and all, but if I see this shit again I just might have to reconsider lol.
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December 30, 2007
Chuck D For President '08!
So you might have heard Chuck D has put his bid in to replace Jay-Z as el Presidente over at Def Jam BUT c'mon on now we ALL know that will never happen lol. I mean I applaud Chuck for trying and his plan makes a lot of sense to me, but Def Jam is a lost cause right now as far as Hip-Hop goes and hiring Chuck would only bring it back to the forefront where it belongs. I doubt L.A. Reid wants that. Then again, stranger things have happened so I'll keep my eyes open. Chuck D for President '08! [FULL STORY]
December 29, 2007
Perfect Season??
Umm...I dunno maybe its just me, but wouldn't 19-0 be the "perfect season" and not 16-0?? I dunno maybe its just me. Whatever, let the slurping of the Pats continue lol.
**UPDATE**
I told you so lol.
December 28, 2007
Idiocracy 101: This Nigga Must Be Trying To Go To Jail
Seriously, this nigga really must be trying because he is literally begging them to lock him up. I mean he really could use the street cred, but I don't think he knows the seriousness of this shit. First this dumbass tries to bring a loaded gun with him onto a plane, then he shows up 7 hours late to his arraignment! How stupid can you be??? Keep fuckin' up and its REALLY gonna be goin' dooowwn. [FULL STORY]
David Blaine Street Magic Part 3
This website didn't exist when Those Lil Rabbits put out Part 1 and Part 2 of their David Blaine Street Magic series, but I'm here now so you know I had to look out for my people on Part 3.
Now, Part 1 has over 12 million views so I expect the same for this one (those damn bastards!) check it out:
Birdman and Lil Wayne 2
Another hilarious video from Filno:
LMAO!! Classic shit man. I wonder if that's really what its like in the Williams-Carter household lol?? I guess we'll never know...
This here is just bonus if you didn't catch the Boondocks episode with Lil Wayne. Personally I think he did a good job, but I don't really fuck with Boondocks too heavy anyway:
Another Cowboy Gets Paid
You see him up there?? That's Patrick Crayton. He's been the Dallas Cowboy's #2 receiver all year and right now he's running to the bank! P. Cray just got a 4-year extension worth $14 million to stay with the team so he has a lot to be happy about right now. What a great Christmas present! That Jerry Jones is something else lol. [FULL STORY]
December 27, 2007
How Wack Is This??
Sit down peoples we have to talk about this whole B2K, molestation shit right the fuck now! ...Okay not RIGHT now, but after you see the newest video of Raz-B apologizing for saying Chris Stokes made his ass hurt (that you should have already seen today considering I got online for the first around 10pm and I've already seen it like 4 times lol):
Look, this shit is fuckin' crazy right now and I just wanna go on record as saying this shit retarded as hell! Obviously this nigga was either forced to make this video or paid (since this whole thing was about money anyway). Now, whether he was forced was by Bloods, some of Chris Stokes' people who actually like getting their ass hurt, or both is beyond me lol. I don't even know what to say about this mess man I'm just really tired of it. Fuck it, I'm done! Don't expect to see anymore shit on Raz, Chris Stokes, or any of their homo operation lol.
Kevin Garnett Is The Leading All-Star Vote Getter
This is bullshit man! I rooted for K.G. and the shitty T-Wolves for like 10 fuckin' years and all of a sudden he goes to Boston and now he's the lead All-Star vote getter?? I love K.G. and he's been my favorite player ever since Jordan hung 'em up the 2nd time, but this is just wack to me. Now, I wouldn't say he's a shell of himself in Boston, but he's nowhere near as productive as he was in Minny and now he's the leading vote getter?? Where was all this love when he was averaging 24 points, 14 boards, and 5 assist a game, or when he won MVP, or all those years he lead the league in rebounding?? The leading vote getter is average 18 points a game??? That's just weird lol.
I dunno I guess I still have a lil ill will towards K.G. for allowing himself to go to Boston instead of forcing the hands that would've led him to L.A. with Kobe (if you think the Lakers are ballin' now, just imagine how good they'd be if that Garnett trade worked out) and leaving me without a team to cheer for (I'm sorry I hate the Celtics and their plain ass jerseys lol). [FULL STORY]
Also it just breaks my heart when I see him scoring like 9 points in a game and it makes me feel like Mikki Moore last night!
Ghostface Killah...The Doll
This is some funny shit right here! There's no easier formula for comedy than making a faux commercial of you cursing near kids. I love it! Plus, his album is bangin'...check it out:
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Japanese Girl In The Gym
No one knows who she is, but she has the titties of a goddess and over 500,000 views to show for it lol:
My, my...
T.I. Wanted To Wish You A Merry Christmas
I guess I'm a lil late with this, but fuck it lol. Its T.I. wishing all his fans a Merry Christmas in the darkness...hell I'm not even sure that was T.I., but whatever lol:
So young, so country lol.
Thursday Billboard Update - 12/27/07
I'm so happy (nearly ecstatic) that I was wrong with my This Week In Flops last week because because both Lupe and Jaheim exceeded my expectations with a nice week-before-Christmas push. I was off on Lupe by about 60k, but that's nothing compared to Jaheim because I said he'd do like 30k and ended up doing 176k lol. Anyway, I was right on Mary J. and Chingy so don't get TOO down on my prediction lol. Mary killed it and sold 629,00 in her first week, but unfortunately that was only good enough to get her the #2 spot on this week in particular. Chingy is at the opposite end of the spectrum debuting at #84 with 31,450. Ouch!
Oh yeah punk ass Josh Groban is still #1 and still bringing in increases. This time he sold 757,000 but look for all that to stop now that Christmas is over (thank goodness).
On the singles side there's a HUGE shocker! The reigning worst rap name in the game, Flo-Rida, has knocked Alicia Keys' No One from the top stop. I guess this is just more proof that T-Tain can make anybody a star... okay, I wouldn't go that far, but he can get them a hit at least lol. Speaking of T-Pain, Kanye's Good Life finally fell out of the top ten.
Billboard 200 1-10
1. Josh Groban - Noel
2. Mary J. Blige -Growing Pains
3. Alicia Keys - As I Am
4. Ealges - Long Road Out Of Eden
5. Miley Cirus - Hannah Montana 2 sdtk
6. Various Artists - Now! 26
7. Carrie Underwood - Carnival Ride
8. Taylor Swift - Taylor Swift
9. High School Musical 2 sdtk
10. Chris Brown - Exclusive
- Jaheim's The Makings Of A Man debuts at #11 in its first week with 176,000 sold.
- Lupe Fiasco's sophomore album The Cool debuted at #15 with 143,000 sold.
Billboard Hot 100 1-10
1. Flo-Rida - Low (2-1)
2. Alicia Keys - No One (1-2)
3. Timbaland - Apologize (3-3)
4. Chris Brown - Kiss Kiss (4-4)
5. Fergie - Clumsy (5-5)
6. Finger Eleven - Paralyzer (7-6)
7. Colby Caillat - Bubbly (6-7)
8. Jordin Sparks - Tattoo (8-8)
9. Sara Bareilles - Love Song (16-9)
10. Rihanna - Hate That I Love You (9-10)
- Chris Brown's With You is the fastest growing track at radio this week which helps him move up 9 spots 25-16.
- Wyclef's Sweetest Girl (Dollar Bill) is making a late push as it jump 11 spots 23-12 in hopes of entering the top 10 next week.
- Britney Spears' Pieces Of Me climbs 45-21 this week. Maybe her sister being pregnant will help her comeback lol.
- Don't look now, but Rihanna has ANOTHER single on the charts and its moving up at a fast pace. This week Don't Stop The Music jumped 47-34.
December 25, 2007
Photoshop Police: Sunshine Sheek
Don't get it fucked up, this chick is bad as fuck BUT when I went to her website this is what I saw. LMAO! This shit looks SOOOO bad! I mean if you can't nothin' decent up, why not just scrap the whole website thing until you get a graphic designer that can help you out some??
I dunno whatever she's fine as hell so I can overlook this misstep in her game lol. Look for her to be on Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant REAL soon. Oh yeah here that website of hers with the wack grapics lol: SunshineSheek.com.
Why???: Foot Fuck Sex Toy
Here's more proof that white people are out of control (I still love y'all anyway lol). Straight up, what the fuck is this supposed to be??? I mean I've heard of and seen foot fucking before where a chick jacks a dude off with her feet (sort of like titty fuckin'... but with feet lol). Now, I'm not quite sure what kind of extra pleasure can be gained from this (especially if her feet are rough lol), but I guess that's why I don't do it lol. Whatever, I still don't see why you'd put (or want) a pussy hole in the bottom of a foot, but I that's their journey lol. Crazy shit lol.
Cowboys Cut Crockett After 4 Days
It was just 4 days ago that Dallas claimed Zack Crockett off waivers, and a mere 2 days since I wrote a blog on it congratulating him for being an Ely high product walking onto the greatest franchise of all-time and now they've cut him! How fucked up is that?? I mean the whole Scott Skiles thing on Christmas Eve was one thing, but damn Christmas Day?? Shit! Aight well it was actually Christmas Eve too, but it might as well had been Christmas Day because who knows if he'll get another chance like Skiles will lol. Well I guess that's how the chips fall sometimes so best of luck to Zack. [FULL STORY]
Teyana Taylor - Google Me
What's good y'all?? Got everything you wanted for Christmas?? Yeah me neither lol. Anyway, you MIGHT remember this chick Teyana Taylor from MTV's Bratz Sweet Sixteen. Remember she was the Game voiced spoiled girl signed to Star Trak that had the skater party, colorful dress, and the nobody rock band who wanted some serious gwop to show up at her party but everyone there, besides Teyana, ended up not liking?? Still nothing?? Well fuck it then lol.
Anyway, she has a new Jazze Pha produced track called Google Me that I wanted y'all to check out:
Teyana Taylor - Google Me
The song is straight to me. I mean its kinda...well really cheesy/corny/gimmicky and I'm not really feeling the raps, but she has a very nice singing voice. I could potentially see her being a star, despite being on Sweet Sixteen, if Pharrell puts her out there right. Plus, she has some really nice titties which is always a good thing when big an aspiring superstar lol. I don't think she likes dudes though (if you get my drift lol), but its worked out for other (I aint saying no names though Queen Latifah lol).
The Greatest Christmas Song Of All-Time!
That's my pornament, you like?? Good! Now back to business: I'm here to bring guy guys the greatest Christmas song all-time! Fuck what ya' thought, its the 69 Boyz and Quad City DJz's 12 Days Of Christmas! This is the illest Christmas song ever made and of course it comes from the great state of Florida ;-) lol. Enjoy y'all and Happy Holidays Merry Christmas!:
69 Boyz feat. Quad City DJz - 12 Days Of Christmas
December 24, 2007
Jay-Z To Step Down As Def Jam President
They've been speculating about this shit for some time now, but now its real. Honestly, if I was Jay I would've left a long time ago and just went and chilled with B on some exotic island until I felt like recording again lol. I guess that's why I'm not Hov lol. Anyway, I wonder who everyone at Def Jam is gonna blame for their album not dropping or getting no promo now?? lol. Maybe they'll realize L.A. Reid is really the one in charge of what goes on and has the final say on everything lol.
Hey you know what would be ill?? If Dame came in and took over Jay's spot as el Presidente. I doubt it, but I can dream can't I?? lol. Aight well good luck Jay, you rich muthafucka! [FULL STORY]
Ray J - Settle The Score (Chris Stokes Diss)
I dunno what Ray J really has to do with this, but he actually has a diss record aimed at Chris Stokes on that dreadful Unkut mixtape of his. Now, you guys get a chance to hear the terribleness of Unkut right here lol. Check it out:
Ray J - Settle The Score
LMAO!! Damn Ray J is so bad! LMAO!!
For more on this homo Chris Stokes shit go HERE and you can read a letter Raz-B's brother wrote to illseed. Other than that I'm done with this shit because Hov is leaving Def Jam official so I'm posting on that next.
Raz-B Puts Out Chris Stokes For Making His Ass Hurt
Some of you might be wondering why I went so hard with the blogs today and this is why: I woke up this morning to hear that Chris Stokes had been molesting all those B2K niggas and Raz-B was talking about it so I wanted time to figure out how I was gonna post this shit, how much I was gonna write, whether I was gonna makes a joke out of it, and I wanted it to be the last thing I posted for the day. I guess you're gonna have to keep reading to see lol.
Honestly, I feel bad for all of the B2K and T.U.G. artist that got touched and also anybody that every has BUT I'm sorry this shit is fuckin' funny! Aww man I got a good laugh out of this shit here! I mean Chris Stokes being a pedophile isn't funny (more so gross), but the way these niggas went about spreading the news is fuckin' hilarious!
First of all, why did they think it'd be a good idea to expose Chris now?? I mean there's nothing really to be gained by putting him on blast publicly, is there?? Its not like Marques Houston or Omarion or moving big units and Chris is sitting back getting caked up like Matthew Knowles. So why do this?? And if you were gonna do it, why make the shit this funny?? Man, when Raz-B said, “I didn’t like it, my ass hurt,” how could ANYONE resist laughing at that shit??? LMAO!! This nigga said his ass hurt on camera! No no homo, pause, or nothing!
Then Raz's brother Ricky Romance (probably not the best time to go by that name lol) gets on camera arguing with Chris Stokes on the phone and Chris says, “That was years ago, I’m not like that anymore, I don’t do that…I just don’t do that in my life anymore.” LMAO!! Man this shit is too hilarious I'm sorry.
Another thing that was funny was that Raz said he was 11 or 12 and didn't know any better so he let him molest him. Maybe its just me, but when I was 11-12 I was in like 6th grade and actively pursuing any kind of PUSSY I could get at. Now, of course I didn't get any back then but I used to watch Real Sex, Howard Stern, and any movie that came on HBO that said it had nudity lol. I aint saying that's a good thing but what I'm trying to say is damn I was smart enough to know that a dude shouldn't be touching, rubbing, or inserting anything in me lol. C'mon now seriously lol. I could see if he was like 5 or 6, but 11 or 12?? I dunno whatever I wasn't there (thank goodness) so I dunno.
People always said Raz-B looked gay, but Chris Stokes always looked suspect as fuck...guess I was right lol. Welp this is officially the end of all their careers so I hope they are happy lol.
Here's the videos I was referring to if you haven't seen them for some reason:
Ray J - Unkut (Review)
Yo, I'm just telling you now that my Best/Worst of 2007 lists are gonna be on point this year! Just to let you know, this shit right here is DEFINITELY going under worst mixtapes (check me out New Year's Day to see who's #1) because I dunno what Ray J was thinking but this shit was terrible. Man, I haven't heard anything this bad since I listened to that Soulja Boy album lol. There is literally NOTHING positive to say about this whole mixtape its just bad all the around. the lyrics were bad, the beats were bad, the features were bad, this shit was just bad, bad, bad!
Ray J tried to embarrass Kim Kardashian with this shit, but he's the one who comes out looking like a dumbass. Besides the cover, he tries to put her on blast by putting some old voicemails she left him on here, but they don't prove anything other than the obvious: Ray J is a lame lol.
I'm really not sure what Ray was going for with this because he was kinda doing the R. Kelly sing/rap thing, but, as we all know, Ray J couldn't sing a good note to save his own life. That nigga be singing some Q-minor type of notes lol. Anyway, he kinda sounded like a fucked up mixture of Michael Jackson and Lil Wayne on all of the songs except the one where he decided to add the T-Pain style autotune to his voice. Yeah, it didn't make him sound any better either lol. On top of him sounding terrible, some of the shit he was saying was just crazy like when he said some shit about bitches snortin' coke in back and peeing on some bitch's weave. Him trying to sound like he's a gangsta from the west coast doesn't work either lol.
There is no worst song on here because all of them suck balls equally. Even the one with Snoop (tough he was straight on there) wasn't good because not only does Ray J sound fucked up, but he already used this beat on his Raydiation album for the song What I Need. I dunno what the fuck Brandy's brother was thinking when he was making this shit because he honestly couldn't have that any of this shit sounded hot. Matter of fact, who the fuck was engineering these sessions??? I got my money on it being the same person who engineered Wayne when he was recording those song for Tha Carter 3 that leaked lol.
Whatever, this shit gets a 0 from me lol.
0/5
Idiocracy 101: Rihanna Does NOT Have Breast Implants!
I never intended on writing this, but this shit is getting ridiculous! This shit about Rihanna getting breast implants is only more proof that most bloggers are either 1) an ugly female 2) a virgin or 3) an all around idiot (which luckily I'm none of).
I don't even know where to start with this shit, I mean there's so many angle I could attack this from. Okay, first off what the fuck does this picture above prove?? In the before picture she was wearing a tight dress and in the after she was wearing a dress with a push-up type cup in it (I'm sorry I'm no expert on women's clothes, but I'm not a moron like the person who suggested Rihanna had implants by this picture) kinda like a bustier... but attached to a dress lol. Anyway, you can OBVIOUSLY see its pushing her tits up and that's what's making them look bigger to the lames who can't tell the difference.
NEWSFLASH: breasts look different depending on what the girl is wearing!
Another thing is that when Rihanna first came out she was 17 and now she 19 going on 20 so even if her breasts did get a little bit bigger isn't that still kinda normal?? Some girl's breasts don't finish growing until they're like 21 (maybe older), some stop when they're 16, every girl is different. Plus, breasts can get bigger or smaller if you gain weight or lose weight, or if you're pregnant (which Rihanna might be by me in a few years lol) so really who knows what's going on with her's??
I could keep going, but I don't want to because this is really pointless. Seriously, if this picture makes you think Rihanna has implant then you're just a fuckin' moron, I'm sorry. If she has implants those are the thinnest silicone bags I've seen in my life lol.
How Wack Is This??
Niggas are just taking it too far with these chains. Somebody tell me what the fuck this is supposed to be???
Remy Ma Sued By That Chick She Shot
I dunno I kinda believed this girl's story that Remy Ma shot her, but right now she's reachin'. She just sued Remy and Universal for $10 million because she got shot...the sad thing about it is that she's probably gonna win lol. We all know Rem doesn't have $10 million in the bank, so why would you sue for so much?? Is that gonna make you unshot?? lol. I guess its not really for me to say, but yeah think bitch is reachin' lol. [FULL STORY]
On another note, isn't Rem like the most talked about unsuccessful rapper of all-time?? lol. I mean she has 0 plaques, but she's in the news all the damn time lol.
Surprise! T-Mac Is Hurt...Again
Since I took it back to sports with the FAU blog I just wanna take some time out to talk about Tracy McGrady. Now, don't get me wrong, I love his game, but man he just needs to retire! Every damn time I turn on Sportscenter they're talking about T-Mac left the game early with an injury. T-Mac is officially the new Penny because this shit is gettin ridiculous! I feel bad for him, but damn I think its getting close to that time where T-Mac needs to hang it up.
Okay, okay maybe I'm taking it a big far with the whole retirement thing since he is only 28, but damn I'm just getting tired of turning on ESPN and seeing that Tracy is hurt again lol. You can read about his latest injury at the end of this sentence. [FULL STORY]
Proud To Be An Owl!
As some of may or may not know, I go to FAU (Florida Atlantic University) in Boca Raton (sometimes lol). Well, they played in and won their first bowl game on Friday night 44-27 against Memphis. Congratulations to them, and hopefully in a few years this football program will give its alum something to truly cheer for by playing with the big dogs. Oh yeah and also make it cool to represent owls lol. Hmmm...I think I should go get a FAU jersey, sweater, or something lol. [FULL STORY]
On another note, look how terrified that officer at the bottom left looks LMAO!!
Yung Berg feat. Lloyd - Manager
Speaking of Yung Berg, I found this song the other day and I thought it was a new effort to gain some buzz until I saw it was posted in like September or some shit lol. Well, the song is still pretty straight, but this nigga's fate is pretty much sealed as a one-hit wonder and his album (that is allegedly "crazy" lol) is gonna flop because if you think nobody cares about him now just imagine how little they will by March 11th which is when it got pushed back to. Good luck young man, you're gonna need it.
Yung Berg feat. Lloyd - Manager
Idiocracy 101: Yung Berg & Yung Joc Go To Jail
Wow, I guess this past weekend was a bad time to have young/yung in front of your random word rap name as both of these fools got locked up lol. Welp, lets proceed:
First off we got Yung Berg who got knocked for smoking week in Miami. Now this could very well be a publicity stunt for some buzz since his Sexy Lady single played out months ago and his album still has yet to dropped (Epic just drop the shit its gonna flop anyway so stop prolonging it lol) because seriously who gets caught smoking weed??? I've rode with niggas all through Broward and Dade counties while they smoke weed (I don't smoke) the whole time with the windows down and have never been stopped lol. And that's just when I'm around 'cause I know them niggas smoke weed more than just when I'm around lol. [FULL STORY]
Next is Yung Joc who has Berg by leaps and bounds in the idiocracy of his arrest lol. This nigga got arrested for trying to bring a loaded gun through an airport check point! How stupid can you be?? OMG! I mean damn besides the fact of him being dumb enough to have a gun in the AIRPORT of all places, but why the FUCK does Yung Joc need to be strapped??? We all know Joc isn't a hood nigga (as most rappers aren't) so why does he have a gun?? Niggas don't like your music, but I doubt they are trying to kill you. Plus, you're supposed to be paid so why don't you have bodyguards holding guns for you?? This shit is just beyond me lol. [FULL STORY]
Bulls Fire Scott Skiles!
Damn this shit is fucked up! Seriously, how bad is it to lose your job on Christmas Eve?? Of course I'm sure he's well off and will get another job in the offseason, but damn lol. This is the guy that made you a winning team and took you to the playoffs for the first time since Jordan, Pippen, Phil and the rest of the dynasty left and this is the muthafuckin' thanks he gets?? lol.
The Bulls are only 9-16, but they are in the East so they're only 2 games out of the 8th seed with 57 games left to play! So you're telling me you don't think they can turn this around??? If they were in the West it'd be a different story, but damn they East?? Plus, under Skiles the Bulls usually start off slow. Just last season they started out 3-9 before making the Playoffs and sweeping the defending champs out in the first round! Oh well, what's done is done and Skiles is out of a job. [FULL STORY]
You know the REAL story here is?? Okay I'll tell you lol: how the FUCK does Wikipedia change edit shit up so fast??? I mean I know anybody can go edit info on there, but man the ESPN story was up at 1:20pm and by the time I Googled Skiles I saw they had that he was the "former head coach of the Chicago Bulls" and mention that he was fired at 1:24pm! That shit is crazy, right? lol.
Mood Muzik 3: The Album??
I read about this on Saturday, but the Cowboys were playing so everything else (even pussy lol) takes a back seat. Anyway, Joey has a new deal with some digital independent thing called Amalgam and they are talking about putting out this Mood Muzik 3: The Album shit. The problem with that?? Its the same fuckin' thing as the mixtape, just with the songs in a different order and has ONE new song! What kinda bullshit is that??? If these niggas are serious they need to strap that idea now. One new song?? Just ONE?? Are you niggas serious?!?
Whatever, the good news is that Joey has a full length album coming out after that called Padded Room (who knows what happened to The Growth, but my guess is that its still at Def Jam...who knows why though since they didn't wanna release it) coming in the 2nd quarter so hopefully that's something to look out for... unlike Mood Muzik 3: The Album lol. [FULL STORY]
Here's the tracklisting for this new album supposedly dropping Feb. 26th:
1. Dear Diary
2. Hiatus
3. Family Reunion feat. Fabolous, Ransom & Hitchcock
4. Get No Younger feat. Ezo
5. 5th Gear
6. All Of Me feat. Emanny
7. Long Way To Go feat. Mr. Probz
8. Thou Shall Not Fall
9. Ventilation
10. Warfare feat. Joell Ortiz
11. Roll Call
12. Secrets feat. Emanny
13. Send Him Our Love
14. Star Inside Of Me feat. Suzzy Q
15. Still My Hood
16. 4 Walls
How Wack Is This??
Crank That Romo?? This shit is going too far...well really its not. The shit IS dead so who knows why these niggas decided to just now do this lol. Whatever the case may be, this shit is corny as FUCK and the worst part is I think it was supposed to be funny lol. I dunno check it out for yourself:
LMAO!! The sound quality is just as terrible as the original Soulja Boy song LMAO!! This shit right here nigga! This shit is BAD. Wow...just wow lol.
Surprise! The Dolphins Get The 1st Pick
Well we all knew this so the Dolphins might as well not show up next week and just start planning for '08. Yeah, I know they've pretty much been callin' it in all season, but fuck it week 17 now just let it go an move the fuck on. Anyway, I wonder who they're gonna pick?? So many needs, where do you start if you the Tuna?? Who knows, I know I don't. [FULL STORY]
The REALLY good news is this little girl below got her wish:
Sweet!
Ja Rule & Irv Gotti Pick The Top 5 Bodies In The Game
These nigga is here wylin'! They got asked the same question that made T-Pain give us the homo moment of the year (I still can't believe he said that shit, damn T LMAO!!) and they actually answered it like real men would. Gotti is just wylin', but shit is fuckin' funny and, most importantly, true as shit! I'd also fuck Halle Berry pregnant, but yeah check out the video lol:
Still Runnin' This Rap Shit
I guess you can say what you want about Hov, but dude is still in charge because this nigga sells out concerts like crack rock lol. Anyway, this time he sold out the Pearl Concert Theater in Vegas. The tickets were originally $225, but are now going for $750 on eBay. This nigga is just a boss I dunno what else to say lol. [FULL STORY]
December 23, 2007
Hardly Walking
Damn y'all, I just looked at the box office numbers for this week and Walk Hard bombed like fuck! In its first weekend it only managed to bring in $4.1 million! That's crazy shit man lol. Honestly, when I first saw the previews I thought this would be the outcome (hey I got it right on The Comebacks and The Brothers Soloman so why not? lol), but after awhile the promo really started to pick up and Walk Hard was everywhere. John C. Reilly even got a Golden Globe nomination (though these award shows generally don't know what the fuck they're talking about when it comes to comedies) for best male performance by an actor in a musical or comedy. Oh well, I guess with all that support everyone forgot to go support (if that makes any sense to anyone outside of my head lol). Sad.
On another note, Charlie Wilson's War and Sweeney Todd received a lot of critical acclaim (aka got nominated for a lot of shit lol) and on brought in $9.6 million and $9.3 million respectively. I dunno about Johnny Depp, but that HAS to be the lowest opening week for Tom Hanks lol.
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Beyonce
Damn Beyonce is just so fuckin' fine! Well we all know this and we also know anyone who says she isn't is either a gay male or a unattractive female lol. Whatever, I have nothing else to say just enjoy lol.
"You might win some, but you just lost one..."
Yeah we won the game, but damn T.O.! It was rough out there after T.O. left. I mean it was only 7-0 when he left, but the catch he got hurt on set up the Barber run for the TD to make it 14-0. After that, just 6 points! T.O. is a difference maker so if we are gonna make a real run here we're gonna need him on the field.
The good news is that Terry Glenn looks like he close to coming back so hopefully the Packers just go ahead and lose tomorrow so we can rest during week 17 lol. Welp, I got my fingers crossed, but I can't help but wonder if those RuinRomo.com masked worked against T.O. instead lol. [FULL STORY]
December 22, 2007
RuinRomo.com??
If you've watched ESPN at all today...well really yesterday (I don't consider it the next day until after I wake up in the morning...well unless I'm out all night lol) then you saw everyone from Skip Bayless to Michael Wilbon talking about this website. Its called RuinRomo.com and they basically give you a picture of Jessica Simpson to print out and put on a stick so it can distract him in all of our upcoming games lol. This shit is crazy!
Honestly, I think its fuckin' hilarious and I encourage all Panthers fans to do this so it'll make the highlights even better when Romo and White Chocolate (T.O. and Witten) torch your asses tomorrow night lol. I can't wait! Remember, download your free Jessica Simpson popsicle stick mask at RuinRomo.com!! This is gonna be great lol.
"193,980 Have Ruined Romo Since Thursday December 20, 2007!"
^^They even have a counter to count all the people who downloaded the Jessica Simpson mask and its rapidly growing! They're damn near at 200,000 after just once day so hopefully I'll see plenty at the game to...no wait, I don't have the NFL Network still! FUCK!!!
Shit, its damn neat 2am too I gotta work in the morning, I'm out!
The Evil Eye
LMAO!!! Wow! This baby is a fuckin' star! Check out this video I just found on Youtube:
I predict this will be the next big internet sensation and be on Best Week Ever in the next few weeks lol.
Dede The Tree Man
I found this video earlier on that lil scrolling video shit on Youtube's homepage and I've been trying to figure if I should put it up or not. I obviously decided to do it, but I'm not saying anything else about because I pretty much am speechless when I see this. Just watch the videos:
Cowboys Claim Zack Crockett Off Waivers
I was reading this article about Tony Romo's thumb healing and I learned that the 'Boys have claimed former Colts, Raiders, and Bucs fullback Zack Crockett off waivers. I guess that usually wouldn't be big news, BUT Zack is from Pompano, FL and went to my old high school Blanche Ely (Tigers in the hhhhooouuussee!) back in the day. Me and Andy actually went to 9th grade with his sister (I can't remember her name, but we they used to call her Stranger lol) so that's how I knew who he was. Welp, welcome to the team Zack, the rings are on us ;-) lol.
TMZ Is On Fiyah's Dick...I Feel Special!
Wow, I feel special that TMZ peeped game from yours truly! I was just on TMZ seeing what was new and what do I see?? A picture of Pitbull's face right next to Dr. Evil! Crazy! That shit was posted like 40 minutes after mine, but its all good now I feel special lol.
Well, not really because the resemblance between Pit & Dr. Evil is uncanny to say the least lol.
December 21, 2007
Pitbull Popped For DUI
So I'm sitting in the barbershop and a new update comes on and what do ya know? Pitbull goes to jail! Yepper. Well, that's obviously not a good thing, but the reason I'm writing this shit is because doesn't Pit look like Dr. Evil in this pic?? LMAO!! [FULL STORY]
Why???: Ransom Still Trying To Diss Joe Budden
Man I thought this shit was officially over after Ransom Note dropped. I mean I know if someone put out Ransom Note against me I would've just fell back for a minute... not Ransom though lol. Check out what he had to say to this new lil bum ass street DVD called Hood Vision lol:
I hope this footage is just old because if its not then Ran is really just beating a dead horse lol. Budden destroyed this nigga's life on Heart Of The City and Ransom Note so why keep dissing him?? Whatever, Ran just comes off as more of a comedian when he's not spittin' anyway so its kinda hard to take him seriously lol.
Lupe Fiasco Doing One More Album Then He's Done???
I got the review for Lupe's classic album (yeah I'm gonna get it 5/5 just so you know now) The Cool coming most likely Saturday. Anyway back to the matter at hand, why is this nigga trying to quit us?? I mean what's a better time to announce your plans to retire than right after you release such a powerful album like The Cool is, but damn so soon?? Well he says he's leaving the game after his next album LupEnd (you can take your best shot at trying to pronounce that lol), but I'm praying he changes his damn mind! We need more Lupe and less Soulja Girl...then again that nigga will be a distant memory by the time LupEnd drops lol. Whatever, I'm just putting my plea in now:
LUPE DON'T LEAVE US SO SOON!!!
I hope he heard that because his album was really a breath of fresh air even with Freeway, Beanie Sigel, and Scarface all putting out tight albums in the past few weeks. The Cool is just different, but I'll get into all that in my review...stay tuned! [FULL STORY]
Oh yeah, he also says the CRS album might be done by the end of '08! That's great news in the mist of this terrible news. Hmm...maybe me and Vashtie will be together by the end of '08 too. I guess we all just have to wait and see lol.
Rick Ross Says His Album Got Pushed Back Because Of Clearence Issues
I'm gonna just take his word for it because we all know Def Jam WILL put a nigga album out no matter if he's got a buzz or if they've bothered to put any marketing dollars toward the project. I don't think Def Jam really cares if there albums flop anymore...mainly the Rap albums.
Well, apparently Ross has a song called Boss with T-Pain so once he puts that out he'll have a hit single so Trilla should be just fine even though I doubt its gonna be any good lol. Feb. 19th is the date people. [FULL STORY]
December 20, 2007
Scary Movie 5???
This would be goods if the Wayans Brothers were still working on this BUT since they aren't this is more like a warning that another bad movie is coming out lol. Though part 4 was kinda funny, Scary Movie 3 was so bad it ruined it for the whole franchise lol. I'm still trying to figure out why the Wayans stopped working on them since part 1 & 2 were the instant hits they were, but I guess that will remain a mystery.
When I was researching this I found like 8 different posters for this film which you can check out HERE, but I have no idea when its coming out. some of the posters say April 5th, some say October 10th, and some just say Fall.
Thursday Billboard Update - 12/20/07
Josh Groban continues his assault on the music industry as his Christmas album Noel remains #1 with another 15% increase and 669,000 sold! If you're keeping track at home that's a total of 2.8 mil and you've got to believe he's gonna keep the registers ringing throughout the remainer of this holiday. Maybe even into Springs, but just not towards the top of the charts lol. Wow, when you have someone moving those kind of units you forget about how big the #2 artist is doing it because while Josh has been holding down the #1, Ms. A. Keys is also killin' the game as she moves 292,000 this week. That's a figure about 92% of the industry can't even put up in their first week!
Nothing really special happened in the Hot 100's top 10 as no new records enter or exit.
1. Josh Groban - Noel
2. Alicia Keys - As I Am
3. Eagles - Long Road Out Of Eden
4. Various Artists - Now! 26
5. Mannheim Steamroller - Christmas Song
6. High School Musical 2
7. Miley Cyrus - Hannah Montana 2 sdtk
8. Taylor Swift - Taylor Swift
9. Carrie Underwood - Carnival Ride
10. Garth Brooks - The Ultimate Hits
- Bow Wow and Omarion won out in the battle of Dec. 11th releases, but unfortunately that only got them the #11 spot with 107,000 first week. I was only 3,000 over on my prediction, but hell I was close lol.
- Next up is Birdman's 5*Stunna at #18 with 86,000 sold.
- Just a little bit further below at #21 is Mario's Go as it moved 77,000 in its first week.
- Coming in 4th at #25 is the Wu-Tang Clan's 8 Diagrams which sold 68,000.
The-DreamAye's Love/Hate comes in at #30 with 58,800 sold.- Beanie Sigel's 4th studio album The Solution comes in at #37 with 49,000 sold.
- Last is Gucci Mane's newest weed plate Back To The Traphouse as it comes in at #57 selling 31,700 in its first week.
2. Flo-Rida - Low (3-2)
3. Timbaland - Apologize (2-3)
4. Chris Brown - Kiss Kiss (4-4)
5. Fergie - Clumsy (5-5)
6. Colbie Caillat - Bubbly (6-6)
7. Finger Eleven - Paralyzer (8-7)
8. Jordin Sparks - Tattoo (10-8)
9. Rihanna - Hate That I Love You (7-9)
10. Kanye West - Good Life (9-10)
- Snoop Dogg's new single Sensual Seduction enters the top 40 by jumping 14 spots 51-37. He better hope it can sustain success because he albums Ego Trippin' doesn't drop until March.
- Kanye also enters the top 40 as Flashing Lights jumps 50-39.
- Rihanna newest single Don't Stop The Music looks poised to jump into contention in the next few weeks as it jumps 20 spots 67-47.
CRS - Us Placers (Directed By Va$htie)
Damn, I'm trying to get offline again tonight when I run across this video for Us Placers by Lupe, Kanye, and Pharrell's group CRS. Even though its been out for months, I still love this song like I never heard the shit before so I HAD to check it out before I called it a night. I'm VERY glad I did that! Now, this is an unofficial version directed by my new future wife Va$htie (sorry Alicia, I just have a thing for Va$h now lol) so none of the artists had anything to with it and it was done strictly for the love of the song. Not much of that in the game today, but check out this video the shit is CRAZY!
This shit is so sick! I mean even though the kid playing Kanye was a bit stiff (lol) this shit is STILL ill as fuck! Plus, the kid playing Pharrell more than made up for the kid playing Kanye lol. Props to Va$htie, this shit right here is classic material.
Hmm...maybe this will be move along the process of CRS actually doing a complete studio album or hell at least a mixtape lol.
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Youtube Booty!
As you all might know, one of my favorite past times is watching booty videos on Youtube. Now, I'm not at it everyday, but once or twice a month I find one and that one leads to another and that one leads to another and so on. Anyway, I found these last week and I was just thought why not post them?? So here ya' go, enjoy before they get taken down lol:
A bit on the INN side of things, but this chick is DOING it! If you're reading this while watching the video just don't watch it until the end...trust me!
This is just greatness lol.
This one here is probably might favorite...aww man!
I still can't believe this one hasn't been taken down yet lol.
Shit like this is probably the best part about living in the South lol.
How's your mind? Blown?? Shout out to Dewey Cox lol.
Ruben Studdard Dropped By J Records
What the fuck?? Big Rube got dropped??? This nigga gave up fried chicken for a R&B career and this is the muthafuckin' thanks he gets??? I thought Alicia Keys was selling enough to make up for all the other flops J Records put out like Cassidy, Baby Bash, Blake Lewis, Hurricane Chris, Monica and most recently, Mario. This shit is pretty fucked up, but Rube will bounce back I mean he only has one flop under his belt, its not the end of the world lol. [FULL STORY]
Fabolous - Street Fam In Da Buildin' (Roc Boys Freestyle)
I had to put this old old school F-A-B-O-L-O-U-S pic up for this one because Fab killed this shit like he used to do shit back in the day. Check it out:
Killed it!
December 19, 2007
Happy Trails To Alonzo Mourning
Looks like this is the end for big Zo. Its not official yet, but I don't see how he could come back from this one. As you might have heard he tore the patellar tendon in his right knee in a overtime lost to the Hawks tonight.
Its really sad to see because growing up playing ball in South Florida, Zo was huge! After I started to really gain interest and an intense passion for the sport in about '96 I remember my uncle James and/or my cousin Nick watching those old 96-97 Heat with Zo, Tim Hardaway, Jamal Mashburn, Voshon Lenard, and P.J. Brown (sick squad!). Zo was just the man at the time since we got to see them play all 82 games on Sunshine Network lol. Those old Heat teams just bring back special memories for me (even though Kevin Garnett was still my favorite player) and its hard to see Zo going out like this.
Well, there's still an outside chance he can return for the end of this season, depending on how the surgery and rehab goes, but this has got to be at least a 6 month recovery process. At least he got his ring before it was over, happy trails Zo. [FULL STORY]
Idiocracy 101: Prodigy Teaches His 7 Year -Old To Shoot A Shotgun!
Yo, that T-Dub post was supposed to be my last for the night, but I was downloading a flick so I couldn't just hop offline like I wanted to lol. Anyway, I was just trying to past time by online until it finished when I ran across this ignorant ass shit. This is an actual video of Prodigy of Mobb Deep taking his 7 year-old son to the shooting range and subsequently letting him shoot a shotgun! WOOOW! Check out the video, you know I got more to say below:
This shit here is completely crazy! This kid is only 7 years-old for goodness sake! When I was 7 year-old I was watching Power Rangers, Ninja Turtles and shit like that NOT in the gun range with pops.
This video is wrong on SOOO many levels, most notably Prodigy JUST the other day warning rappers to "wake up" and stop acting like clowns. Shit like this REALLY make it hard to believe these rappers (and really people in general) when they get arrested and try to say the police set them up (or as my ig'nant black folks like to say, "dem crackas fucked me up"). I mean honestly, after watching this does anyone NOT think his 3 year prison sentence automatically seems justified?? Its hard to argue that you don't have guns on you when your 7 year-old child is allegedly wanting to learn to shoot a shotgun...and you teach him. Kids don't just wake up and want to shoot shotguns unless they see someone doing it first hand. Hell, Are 7 year-olds even allowed in gun ranges??? I dunno man this shit has just got me all fucked up in the dome area lol. I really can't believe what I just saw.
One thing is for sure though, we can all pretty much rest assured that this lil dude is gonna be a future Rikers Island inmate lol. Sad.
