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Showing posts with label Andy Samberg. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Andy Samberg. Show all posts

February 19, 2012

Jay-Z & Beyonce's Baby


Shit, SNL was on fire last night! This skit is classic on so many levels (well except for Jay Pharoah overdoing the Jay-Z impression). Maya Rudolph's Beyonce, Fred Armisen's Prince, Nasim Pedrad Nicki Minaj's, and of course Justin Timberlake's Bon Iver. This was just greatness.

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December 18, 2011

SNL's Tim Tebow Skit


It starts off a bit slow, but once it gets rolling it's hilarious.

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July 27, 2011

Threw It On The Ground


Gangsta shit right here my nigga, straight up gangsta ass shit!

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May 27, 2011

The Lonely Island - 3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Justin Timberlake & Lady Gaga)


Here's the unedited version of Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake's hilarious skit from last week's SNL. Lady Gaga actually looked kinda hot in here. Weird. Oh well, helicopter dick!

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February 10, 2011

Thursday Billboard Update - 2/10/11

Pink Friday
After 11 weeks in stores, Nicki Minaj's Pink Friday finally crosses the 1 million sold mark and also hits #1 for the first time. Pink Friday only sold 45,300, so it's #1 by default, but you can't fault Nicki for that. What is amazing though is that Nicki reached the 1 million sold mark before Kanye West did, despite Yeezy's 100,000-plus head start in first week sales. Kanye will have to wait until next week to sell the 1,000,000th copy of My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy.

Remember last week when I said it would be interesting to see what Wiz Khalifa's Black & Yellow did if the Steelers won the Super Bowl? Well as it turns out, it didn't matter because the Packers won and Black & Yellow still rose to #1. And obviously this is Wiz's first #1 record. In other top 10 news, Dr. Dre's I Need A Doctor featuring Eminem and Skylar Green explodes onto the Hot 100, debuting at #5. Should we really start looking out for Detox? I'll believe it when it's in stores.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday (3-1)
2. Red - Until We Have Faces (2)
3. Ricky Martin - Musica + Alma + Sexo (3)
4. Bruno Mars - Doo-Wops & Hooligans (5-4)
5. Rihanna - Loud (13-5)
6. Kidz Bop Kids - Kidz Bop 19 (9-6)
7. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (12-7)
8. Taylor Swift - Speak Now (7-8)
9. P!nk - Greatest Hits...So Far!!! (11-9)
10. Eminem - Recovery (16-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Wiz Khalifa - Black & Yellow (4-1)
2. Bruno Mars - Grenade (1-2)
3. Katy Perry - Firework (3-3)
4. P!nk - Fuckin' Perfect (2-4)
5. Dr. Dre - I Need A Doctor (5)
6. Enrique Iglesias - Tonight (I'm Lovin' You) (5-6)
7. Far*East Movement - Rocketeer (9-7)
8. Rihanna - What's My Name (6-8)
9. Pitbull - Hey Baby (Drop It To The Floor) (7-9)
10. Britney Spears - Hold It Against Me (8-10)

  • Chris Brown's Look At Me Now featuring Lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes debuts at #11.
  • Rihanna's S&M flies 35 spots 66-31 due to the controversy surrounding its over-the-top video.
  • Ke$ha's Blow soars 30 spots 96-66 in its 3rd week.
  • The Lonely Island's The Creep with Nicki Minaj debuts at #82 a couple weeks after debuting on SNL
  • Trey Songz's Love Faces rises 10 spots 100-90.

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January 31, 2011

Do The Creep

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December 30, 2010

Thursday Billboard Update - 12/30/10

Speak Now
Jamie Foxx's Best Night Of My Life is this week's highest debut at #6 and with 144,000 sold. Back into the top 10 in its 28th week in stores is Eminem's Recovery. Marshall's latest album sees a 100% sales increase and jumps 15 spots 22-7 selling 137,000. And last, but not least, Keyshia Cole's Calling All Hearts debuts at #9 with 128,000 sold.

Like I told you all last week, Bruno Mars' Grenade would close out 2010 at #1, and it does. Good job by me. Anyway, in "things I thought I'd never say when I first heard the song" news, Wiz Khalifa scores his first top 10 with Black & Yellow rising 6 spaces 12-6. Let's be honest, this song is mediocre at best, but I'll show the kid some love because I never thought he'd make it this far when illseed first gave him some shine in like 2005 (or whenever that was). Also jumping into the top 10 is Enrique Iglesias' Tonight (I'm Lovin' You) with Ludacris and DJ Frank E at #7.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Taylor Swift - Speak Now (1-1)
2. Susan Boyle - The Gift (2-2)
3. Glee Cast - Christmas Album (5-3)
4. Jackie Evancho - O Holy Night (4-4)
5. "Michael Jackson" - Michael (3-5)
6. Jamie Foxx - Best Night Of My Life (6)
7. Eminem - Recovery (22-7)
8. Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday (8-8)
9. Keyshia Cole - Calling All Hearts (9)
10. Rihanna - Loud (11-10)
  • Keri Hilson's sophomore effort, No Boys Allowed, debuts at #11 with 102,000 sold.
  • Ghostface Killah's Apollo Kids starts off at #114 with 13,000 sold.
  • David Banner and 9th Wonder's Death Of A Pop Star debuts in at #184 with just 7,300. Go support this album, it's hot.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Bruno Mars - Grenade (2-1)
2. Katy Perry - Firework (1-2)
3. Ke$ha - We R Who We R (5-3)
4. Rihanna - What's My Name (3-4)
5. Pink - Raise Your Glass (4-5)
6. Wiz Khalifa - Black & Yellow (12-6)
7. Enrique Iglesias - Tonight (I'm Lovin' You) (13-7)
8. Trey Songz - Bottoms Up (11-8)
9. Black Eyed Peas - The Time (Dirty Bit) (8-9)
10. Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are (6-10)
  • Andy Samberg and that other dude make a huge statement this week as The Lonely Island's I Just Had Sex featuring Akon debuts at #30.
  • Keri Hilson's Pretty Girl Rock hops 11 spots 42-31 this week.
  • Jamie Foxx's Fall For Your Type runs 13 spots up the Hot 100 75-62.
  • Also jumping 13 spots north (82-69) is Nicki Minaj's Moment 4 Life featuring Drake.
  • After debuting last week, Usher's More moves 15 spots 88-73.
  • B.o.B's I Am The Champion debuts at #85.
  • In a week where Bruno Mars gets another #1 single, he also debuts Marry You at #86.

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December 24, 2010

The Lonely Island - I Just Had Sex (feat. Akon)


I know everyone and their baby momma has seen this a bazillion times by now, but I just wanted to go on record and say I posted it too.

....And also to say gotdamn Jessica Alba is so fuckin' fine!

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May 10, 2009

Andy Samberg & Justin Timberlake - Motherlover



My head is still pretty gone, but this shit had me rolling last night. Justin did an overall good job again hosting SNL. And Ciara's performance was love!

Anyway, Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there. I can't help, but think how my auntie must feel right now, but she'll be in my thoughts all day.

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April 08, 2009

Guess Who's Back?!

I'm Back!!
Did you miss me?? Probably not but whatever I love you anyway lol. Man, AT&T was really fucking' with me (still no word on why it took over a week to transfer service from upstairs to downstairs).

Of course I feel like writing, so lets go down the list of shit I missed while I was gone:

Lil Wayne sued the DJs (Lame.), Jamie Foxx got stalked (Weird.), Rick Ross lied again (50 is destroying your career and livelihood so of course we're gonna believe he wanted to pay you to leave him alone. The Delusional Rapper strikes again!), Officer Powell resigned (I kinda feel bad for the nigga now... then again, no I don't lol.), Run-DMC got inducted into the Rock Hall Of Fame, Brian Dawkins helped dude Philly fired over Facebook, Iverson out for the season (Go ahead and sell your Iverson Pistons jerseys now because they'll be worthless in a couple months when he's no longer with the team.), Jay Cutler got traded to the Bears (The Bears gave up waaaaay too much. I also hope Cutler knows there's no Brandon Marshall or Eddie Royal waiting for him in Chicago lol.), a judge rejected Mike Vick (These white folks aren't gonna let that shit go are they??), the Giants cut Plax (This makes me feel a little better about the T.O. situation), the new Sidekick got a release date (I'm seriously considering getting it if the price is right), Seth Rogen hosted SNL and Andy Samberg is a BOSS (Classic shit lol.), Bishop Lamont got dropped, then he didn't (lol), KING Magazine went out of business (One of the saddest days of my life.), Barack went to Iraq (I think he and Bush have gone about the same amount of times already lol.), Dame Dash got exposed (Big deal.), Manu out for the season (Its official, the Lakers are going back to the Finals.), Chris Brown plead not guilty (Huh?? Well who else beat Rihanna's dumbass up?? I mean you even apologized for it lol), Lil Scrappy signed with DTP (Waste of a roster spot.), Mos Def challenged Jay-Z and Wayne (I'd love to see it. Wayne would come in last obviously lol.), UNC won another National Championship (The only thing good that happened to my bracket since the first couple days of the tourney lol.), Jim Jones got arrested and Twittered it (How lame is this shit?? Its takes all the gangsta-ness out of the arrest.), J-Hood dissed Joe Budden (Why???), UConn's girls went undefeated (Again.), and Blake Griffin, Jodie Meeks, and DeJuan Blair all entered the NBA draft.

Yep, I think that's about it lol.

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