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Showing posts with label Jimmy Kimmel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jimmy Kimmel. Show all posts
November 03, 2012
I Told My Kid I Ate All Their Halloween Candy Again
After 33 million YouTube views last year, there was no chance Jimmy Kimmel Live wasn't running this bit back again. Smart decision, though we shouldn't be surprised because this show makes a ton of them.
Anyway, we can only pray we have kids like the ones in the last 3 videos and not like the ones in the first however-many, especially not like that future felon in a diaper at 1:48. That kid looks like a daily terror.
Check out this other great Halloween prank video by Cousin Sal and the fine folks at Jimmy Kimmel Live.
May 27, 2012
May 13, 2012
April 29, 2012
President Barack Obama & Jimmy Kimmel At The White House Correspondents' Dinner
Awesome job by the president and whomever wrote his jokes.
Jimmy did a good job as well. Personally, I still can't believe they let him do This Week In Censorship to begin his set.
March 14, 2012
Will Ferrell en Español on Jimmy Kimmel Live
¿Necesito decir más?
Casa de Mi Padre en los cines el viernes.
March 11, 2012
Jimmy Kimmel Pitches Shows To Oprah
I don't know why I didn't post this back when it came out on Oscar night, but either way, it's still fucking hilarious. I can't claim to be a daily viewer of Oprah or the OWN network, but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be reaching by saying this is some of Oprah's best work. I'm just trying to figure out how Jimmy was able to convince her to do it. I'm at a loss, but gotdamn am I entertained!
Also, check out "Movie: The Movie" if you have yet to.
(Side note: I wanted to do a video like this with me pitching shows to Diddy for his Revolt network, so hopefully it won't be seen as biting if I go through with it.)
November 18, 2011
Biz Markie - Just UnFriend
While sitting in amazement watching Tebow do to Rex Ryan's defense what Mr. Marcus has been doing to porno bitches for years, I fucked around and missed the beginning of Jimmy Kimmel Live. In the portion I missed came this remake of Biz Markie's 1989 hit Just A Friend by Biz himself for JKL's National Unfriend Day. Good times.
October 06, 2011
The Tug Toner
Fucking hilarious! Shake Weight, you have just been one upped, sir.
Oh yeah and according to the Free Flexor's YouTube channel, their flaccid dick-like product is on sales for $29.99, so get yours now!
September 11, 2011
Jimmy Kimmel's Tribute To Uncle Frank
I'm not even gonna lie, I sat here and teared up watching this like Jimmy was talking about someone I knew personally. There was just something about Uncle Frank that made you feel that way. R.I.P. Uncle Frank.
May 25, 2011
May 19, 2011
The Adam Carolla Show Becomes Most Downloaded Podcast In The World
In addition to his appearance on Kimmel's show, today's Adam Carolla Show podcast was also about this tremendous feat, as Adam, Alison, and Bald Bryan took phone calls from listeners across the big blue marble. Check that shit out!
The entire Ace interview on JKL is after the jump.
(Side note: Who the fuck is that blonde chick in the bikini that handed Adam the award? She is smokin' HOT! There needs to be a SGGP post on her immediately.)
February 01, 2011
Random News Shit: SportsCenter Edition
This may come as some sort of surprise, but Blake Griffin made the team. I know, I know, let's all take a moment to pick up our eyes that fell from out collective heads.
Alright, so on the Rookie team you have Blake, John Wall, DeMarcus Cousins, Derrick Favors, Landry Fields, Wesley Johnson, Greg Monroe, and Gary Neal. On the Sophomore team you have former Rookie Of The Year Tyreke Evans, DeJuan Blair, Steph Curry, DeMar DeRozan, Taj Gibson, Jrue Holiday, Serge Ibaka, Brandon Jennings, and Wesley Matthews. If Brandon Jennings can't participate in the Dunk Contest, I doubt he's playing in this game, so does he get replaced, or do the other players just play more minutes?
On another All-Star weekend note, everyone who follows Bill Simmons on Twitter learned earlier that he and Jimmy Kimmel would be the coaches in the All-Star Celeb Game. Participating in the game will be Magic Johnson (hopefully no one still scared to guard him), Scottie Pippen (hopefully their playing for a cash prize), A.C. Green (I heard he finally got his dick wet), Jalen Rose, Chris Mullin, B.J. Armstrong, Jason Alexander, Common, and of course Justin Bieber. I wonder if the Bieb is gonna wear one of those Sasha Vujacic hair net string band thingies that make him look like he's wearing a lace front wig? If not, he should.
No word yet on why the majority of players already committed formerly played in the NBA. And yes, I'm including Common in that.
2) Tom Brady Wins Offensive Player Of The Year
No surprise here (even thought Thomas couldn't crack 4,000 yards). I wish they would've just gave him the MVP today too. Why wait?
3) Stephen A. Smith Returns To ESPN
Damn, that was fast. I think DMX was out of jail for longer than Stephen A. was away from ESPN.
Welp, welcome back Stephen, I can't wait to see him back in Bristol battling Skip Bayless on 1st & 10.
4) Homeless Couple Win Trip To Super Bowl
Wow, 2011 has been an awesome year for homeless people. First Ted Williams gets a hair cut and a bazillion job offers, and now these homeless folks get an all expense trip to Super Bowl XLV. Hell, I need to stop paying these bills so I can hurry up and get my blessing.
January 04, 2011
Josh Groban Sings Kanye West Tweets
You gotta love those Yeezy tweets!
And that wasn't the only hilarious segment from Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, check out the farewell to Governor Schwarzenegger after the jump.
December 24, 2010
Bill Simmons & Dax Shepard Advance To Kimmel Bowl I
First and foremost: no homo, Cousin Sal.
Matter of fact, that's all, just no homo Cousin Sal.
October 14, 2010
Gabby Gotcha!
We always make fun of Gabourey Sidibe for being so big, but she is quite likable. Who knows, may be she's annoying if you're around her for too long, but I wouldn't mind hanging out with her. I rather hang out with somebody unattractive with a good personality than an attractive dud. Now I'm not saying I want to run out and get married to her or anything, but damn, give the girl a break.
July 28, 2010
Sarah Palin's Fifty Nifty United States
I've been meaning to post this, it had me rolling when I first saw it lol.
Double Rainboy Guy On Jimmy Kimmel Live
This is from last week, I just never got around to posting it with finishing that Teflon Don review and non-stop tweeting taking up so much of my time. Welp, better late than never, right?? Right!
The 2nd part and a hilarious double rainbow spoof after the jump.
Here's that spoof. The Double Down!
Hilarious!
You know, I love this double rainbow shit so much I actually considered buying this shirt. I ultimately declined because of the possibility I'd run into people who had never seen the video and would think I was trying to come out of the closet. I just couldn't risk that lol.
July 22, 2010
Adam Carolla Interviews
Adam's book "In Fifty Years We'll All Be Chicks" doesn't come out until November (the 2nd to be exact) so I'm not to sure what's with the media blitz, but I'm always up to hear Carolla ranting. In fact, I'm gonna start posting some of the classic clips from his show soon, but for now enjoy these videos.
July 21, 2010
Ralph Macchio Is Back!
Daniel LaRusso aka Billy Gambini aka Johnny Cade aka Ralph muthafuckin' Macchio is back! The first video is a FunnyOrDie.com exclusive, and the second (after the jump) is from Jimmy Kimmel Live last night.
Also, check Ralph out on Twitter @RalphMacchio. Last night I promised that after I get Bob Saget to follow back Rick Ross (still not sure why Ricky follows Bob Saget in the first place), I'm going to attempt to get both to follow Ralph. This will be a tall order, some say the tallest in Twitter history, but if anybody can do it... well, it's probably not me but that won't stop me from trying anyway.
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