Showing posts with label Paris Hilton. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Paris Hilton. Show all posts
December 22, 2008
Random News Shit
1) 'Billie Jean' sues Michael Jackson for $1 billion in child support
Seriously, a $1 billion?? Who is this this bitch, Dr. Evil?? You should've even be allowed in a courtroom with a $1 billion lawsuit lol. These niggas need to leave Mike the hell alone.
2) Michael Jackson’s rep denies singer is ill
I hope not. I mean how weird would it be if Michael Jackson died??
3) New problem for Plaxico: No car insurance
Damn, Broward County has been in the news a lot lately lol. Anyway, my nigga Cheddar Plax can't catch a break! First he goes all Lil Wayne on his leg and basically gives away his $35 million contract and now he's being sued by some bimbo for an car accident from back in May?? Yeah, he's a moron for not paying his insurance, but could it be any more obvious that she was just doing this for the money?? This shit happened in May! That was 7 months ago...SEVEN! You telling me you just realized your car hadn't been fixed now?? And why would you sue the nigga AFTER he loses all his money?? Again, you had SEVEN months to do this.
Some people are so shameless, but Plax is still an idiot.
4) Brady Quinn punched by teammate
You know the saddest part about this?? Its that you barely hear about it (I caught it all the way at the bottom of the headlines), but if it happened in Dallas it would be on ESPN right now lol. I'm glad somebody punched that lil dick head anyway.
5) Paris Hilton ‘devastated’ by home burglary
Man, when did this happen?? How the hell does this happen?? Oh well, the fact that this is a back page story just goes to show how much the light has dimmed on her star lol.
August 05, 2008
Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad
John McSame's dumb ass ad has officially backfired because he just got ripped a new one by Paris Hilton lol.
See more funny videos at Funny or Die
Damn, if Britney does one of these too McSame might as well drop out the race and let one of these run lol.
February 04, 2008
I'm Convinced
Welp, to my credit I did say if this happened for real we'd get some "YouTube proof" (I'm trademarking that lol) soon. Here it is! It doesn't show Paris crying...hell it doesn't even show Paris BUT 50 definitely told somebody to get the fuck off the stage lol:
Did It Happen Or Not???
Aight since I'm on G-Unit and 50 Cent I might as well tackle this rumor about Fif telling Paris Hilton to "get the fuck off stage" (I guess 50 has a lil Chris Berman in him lol). My maybe-baby momma (lol) told me about this shit Saturday morning at work, but I didn't believe it really...that was until I got home and saw the shit all over all my favorite websites. I still don't know (and really don't care) if this shit happened or not, but if it did I'm sure there will be YouTube proof soon enough. Until then I ain't saying shit, but here are some other pics from the party:
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