1) Alabama Police Trick Delinquent Child Support Payers With Iron Bowl Tickets
I can't be the only one who thinks this is retarded, right? On the surface this seems like a good deed, but take a second to think about why they did this. Do they care about the kids? Probably not. Do they care about the single parents? Definitely not. And people in jail can't make money to pay child support, so again, why did they do it?
Because people in prison make the state a lot more money than people on the street. Seriously, do any of those people in this video look like they can afford to pay the percentage of their child support to get out of jail? of course not. This is nothing more than a money grab by the state of Alabama and it's not a black or white thing, it's a green thing. End of story.
Now, don't think this is me championing deadbeat parents, but I'd have less problem with this if they were actually trying to help the kids and not just trying to help themselves.
(Side note: How fucking dumb are these people to think somebody was actually giving them free tickets in early-August to a game that won't take place until November 26th?? If anything, they should be jailed for essentially clicking on a "You won a free iPod" popup.)
(Side side note: How is it fair that that white dude got arrested for giving false information when the only reason he was there was because he was given false information?? Seems weird, right?)
2) Pastor Tased, Woman Stabbed After Church Service
Probably should've lead with this Alabama story, but oh well fuck it.
Anyway, how abso-fucking-lutely insane is this story?! It sounds like it's right out of the script for the latest black comedy movie. The (most likely gay) choir director tasers the church pastor and then a deacon pull out a pocket knife and stabs the choir directors momma. Madness! They'd probably also throw a kicker in there like the congregation seeing the confrontation from afar and thinking the pastor caught the holy ghost. Somebody call Tyler Perry, I think we've got a hit!
3) Private School Principal Killed In Classroom
Well gotdamn, didn't school JUST start back? They don't waste no time in Memphis, do they?
A 17 year-old female student was arrested for the murder, so odds are he was trying to rape her (or did in the past). If that turns out to be the case, the state of Tennessee should free this girl and give her a medal for eliminating another worthless rapist. BUT if she was just a nut job and killed him for the sake of killing him, she should be killed immediately.
4) Lopez Tonight Cancelled
Welp, let's see if anybody blames Conan for doing to Lopez what Leno did to him because Lopez Tonight was doing just fine before it was bumped to midnight.
5) Rebecca Black Taken Out Of School
Well what in the FUCK did her parents think was gonna happen?? They know that damn song ain't shit and if kids will tease kids for being fat or wearing glasses, they'll definitely make fun of her for making that hilarious piece of shit we all know as Friday. She should probably be in a special school anyway because I know I'm not the only one who can see a hint of Down's Syndrome in her eyes.
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August 10, 2011
Random News Shit: Straight Foolish Edition
June 05, 2011
March 31, 2011
Thursday Billboard Update - 3/31/11
Over on the Hot 100, we have a new #1 and its Katy Perry's E.T. featuring Kanye West. The top debut this week is Wiz Khalifa's No Sleep blasting off at #6. And sadly Bruno Mars' Grenade finally exits the top 10 this week. But look on the bright side, maybe this will finally put an end to people making the fucked out jokes about not being willing to catch a grenade for anyone.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Chris Brown - F.A.M.E. (1)
2. Jennifer Hudson - I Remember Me (2)
3. Adele - 21 (1-3)
4. The Strokes - Angles (4)
5. Kirk Franklin - Hello Fear (5)
6. Various Artists - Songs For Japan (6)
7. Panic at the Disco - Vices & Virtues (7)
8. Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More (5-8)
9. Bobby V - Fly On the Wall (9)
10. Lupe Fiasco - Lasers (3-10)
- Gucci Mane's Return Of Mr. Zone 6 debuted at #18 with 24,600 sold.
first time top 10's in bold
1. Katy Perry - E.T. (2-1)
2. Rihanna - S&M (3-2)
3. Cee-Lo - Fuck You (2-4)
4. Lady Gaga - Born This Way (1-4)
5. Black Eyed Peas - Just Can't Get Enough (5-5)
6. Wiz Khalifa - No Sleep (6)
7. Chris Brown - Look At Me Now (8-7)
8. P!nk - Fuckin' Perfect (7-8)
9. Jeremih - Down On Me (10-9)
10. Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor (13-10)
- Chris Brown's Next To You featuring Justin Bieber debuts at #26.
- Wiz Khalifa's Roll Up jumps another 16 spots 45-29.
- T-Pain's Best Love Song with Chris Brown debuts at #33.
- Bruno Mars' The Lazy Song flies 18 more spots 55-37.
- Lil Wayne's John featuring Rick Ross debuts at #57.
- Rebecca Black's viral hit Friday hops 14 spots 72-58.
- Jennifer Hudson's Where You At soars 25 spots 89-64.
- Miguel's Sure Thing jumps 11 spots 87-76.
- Travis Porter's Bring It Back jumps 10 spots 88-78 in its 2nd week.
- Waka Flocka's Grove St. Party hops 11 spots 93-82 in its 2nd week.
- Ke$ha's Fuck Him He's A DJ debuts at #97. Sadly I don't think any DJs wanna fuck this.
March 25, 2011
Fiyah's Show Of Disrespect Ep. 110
March 24, 2011
Thursday Billboard Update - 3/24/11
The top 10 of the Hot 100 gets shaken up quite a bit as every track is in a new spot, except Lady Gaga's Born This Way, which remains at #1. Four new records also invaded the top 10 this week starting with Black Eyed Peas' Just Can't Get Enough flying 22-5 in a week. Next up is Glee Cast's Loser Like Me debuting at #6, followed by Chris Brown's Look At Me Now featuring Lil Wayne and Busta Rhymes rising 12-8, and Jeremih's Down On Me featuring 50 Cent hopping 13-10.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Adele - 21 (2-1)
2. Rise Against - Endgame (2)
3. Lupe Fiasco - Lasers (1-3)
4. Glee Cast - Glee 5 (3-4)
5. Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More (7-5)
6. Justin Bieber - Never Say Never: The Remixes (9-6)
7. Avril Lavigne - Goodbye Lullabye (4-7)
8. Various Artists - Now 37 (10-8)
9. Travis Barker - Give The Drummer Some (9)
10. Marsha Ambrosius - Late Nights & Early Mornings (8-10)
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold
1. Lady Gaga - Born This Way (1-1)
2. Katy Perry - E.T. (3-2)
3. Rihanna - S&M (4-3)
4. Cee-Lo - Fuck You (2-4)
5. Black Eyed Peas - Just Can't Get Enough (22-5)
6. Glee Cast - Loser Like Me (6)
7. P!nk - Fuckin' Perfect (6-7)
8. Chris Brown - Look At Me Now (12-8)
9. Bruno Mars - Grenade (7-9)
10. Jeremih - Down On Me (13-10)
- Wiz Khalifa's Roll Up jumps 9 spots 54-45.
- Bruno Mars' The Lazy Song flies 17 spots 72-55.
- Nicki Minaj's Did It On'em hops 13 spots 80-67.
- Rebecca Black's super simple, super viral song Friday debuts at #72 a little over a week after exploding into our lives.
- Travis Porter's Bring It Back debuts at #88.
- Marsha Ambrosius' Far Away debuts at #92.
- Waka Flocka's Grove St. Party debuts at #93.
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