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Showing posts with label Mister Cee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mister Cee. Show all posts

March 18, 2013

BET’s Notorious B.I.G. Tribute Cypher

           
I know I'm late with this, but fuck it, I just saw it and I enjoyed it. And speaking of Big tributes, I also enjoyed this rare freestyle Tim Westwood dropped.

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June 01, 2011

Surprise! Mister Cee Pleads Guilty

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What?! You mean to tell me all the piles and piles of evidence proving that he committed a boy on boy crime were true? I'm stunned. I guess Funkmaster Flex should spend less time knowing everything that goes on in "that building" and more on what's going on in his own.

Speaking of Flex, who comes out (no pun intended...okay, kinda) looking more foolish in this situation, Mister Cee for being down for the sword fight or Flex for sticking up for him so aggressively?

Call me crazy, but I'm leaning towards Funk Flex (something I'm sure Mister Cee has wanted to do for years). Cee did what any uncloseted gay guy that got caught in a similar situation would do: deny, deny, deny. Flex, on the other hand, did what any guy on the D.L. would do if gay shit came up: get angry. That's actually worse because the allegations weren't even against him. It was almost like he was telling us he might have something in common with Mister Cee besides being a DJ for Hot 97. Just putting it out there.

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April 19, 2011

Donnell Rawlings Reenacts Funkmaster Flex's Mr. Cee Rant


Hilarious! And of course he's talking about this Funkmaster Flex audio right here.

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April 08, 2011

Fiyah's Show Of Disrespect Ep. 111

Fiyah's Show Of Disrespect
The podcast is back! This week announced our newest sponsor and talked Mister Cee, Gloria James, Catholics, bad ass kids, unfit parents, and whores stealing money via weave. Also, I debut a new Young Real Nigga freestyle. Enjoy!


Here's the link to the Catholic school workers story
Here's the link to the pepper sprayed 8 year-old story.
Here's the link to the whore that stole money in her weave story.


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April 06, 2011

Police Report From Mister Cee's Arrest Released

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I don't know for how much longer Mister Cee and his Hot 97 co-workers are going to try to deny this, but this story just became a little more real and much less rumor thanks to the NYDailyNews releasing that he's been arrested 2 times before for loitering for the purpose of prostitution and TheSmokinGun posting the official NYPD police report. Check it out:

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I usually don't read these police reports, but I'm so glad I read this one for this classic line alone, "...deponent observed defendant Campbell manipulating defendant Lebrun's exposed, naked, erect penis with defendant Campbell's mouth and lips and an up-and-down motion consistent with oral sex."

Damn, that shit including every detail outside of how much spit dude used and what he was doing to his balls. Its a good thing they don't have to write these police reports on Twitter because they'd stay going on 140 characters with all the corners they went around to say he was getting his dick sucked by a man. Couldn't they have just said "Lebrun was getting blown by a dude" instead of jumping through all those hoops? I mean, did we really need to know his penis was "exposed, naked, [and] erect"? He was getting a BJ, I think we all could do the nude boner math. And what's up with the "mouth and lips" part? As if one could move their mouth in an "up-and-down motion consistent with oral sex" without moving their lips.

Whatever, this all besides the point. Mister Cee is out here in these streets getting up-and-down motion consistent with oral sex from boys! I can't believe it. I hoped it wasn't true, but it is, and I just can't believe it. If he comes out that Biggie had to suck his dick to get on then I'm just gonna shoot myself in the chest.

(Side note: Can we stop calling dude a transvestite or a transgender? Let's not try to lessen the blow, and call it what it is, he got sucked off by another guy. Besides, look at the mugshot, does that look like a chick to you? Mister Cee knew what he was doing.)

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April 04, 2011

Mister Cee Arrested For Getting Head...From A Man?!

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Mister Cee? DJ Mister Cee? Biggie's Mister Cee? Caught in a parking lot getting face time from a little boy? Nah man, say it ain't so!

Last night Funkmaster Flex put out a statement on his website and said it was just a rumor, but there's the mugshot above, and here's the details of the arrest. Damn. I really hope this is untrue and Mister Cee ain't out here living an Eddie Long lifestyle, but if he is, the Finisher is finished. (Or should I say the "Finishim"? Okay, that was corny, but not as corny as Mister Cee out in the world being fellashed by a Lil Wayne impersonator.)

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June 07, 2009

Jay-Z Exclusive Interview With Flex & Cee Friday Night


Hov ain't trying to step on nigga's toes by saying auto-tune was hot when Kanye and Wayne did it, but luckily for y'all, I'm not friends with them niggas so fuck 'em, that shit was wack. 75% of 808s & Heartbreak was wack, Lollipop was wack, and I heard 2 Wayne songs today called No Quitter, Go Getter and Told Y'all and they were BOTH WACK! T-Pain is the only nigga I heard use it and make it sound acceptable. I don't know if that's because others just don't know how to do it or what, but everybody else needs to move on. Thank you Hov!

The video of Funk Flex and Mister Cee world premiering D.O.A. is after the jump.



Related:
Jay-Z - D.O.A. (Death Of Auto-Tune) (CDQ)

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June 05, 2009

Jay-Z - D.O.A. (Death Of Auto-Tune) (CDQ)

Hovi Hov is the coldest!
Aight here it is, enjoy!


"Only rapper to rewrite history without a pen. No I.D. on the track, let the story begin." So sick! Here's a zSHARE link also if you're into that.

Related:
Kanye Promises Jay-Z's BP3 Will Be 'Anti-Auto-Tune Album'

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July 11, 2008

Random Muzik

These are just some random tracks I downloaded over the past few days.

DMX Feat. Seal - I Wish


Well, this certainly was random lol. I mean seriously when was the last time you saw a song featuring Seal?? Exactly lol. This shit ain't really that good anyway so it really doesn't matter. Come on X you can do better!

Gym Class Heroes Feat. Busta Rhymes - Peace Sign Index Down


I'm still new to this whole GCH music shit so figure me for not being amazed again lol. Well at least this is 1000x better than that Cookie Jar bullshit.

B.G. Feat. Juvenile, Lil Wayne, & Trey Songz - You Heard Me


I dunno it just ain't the same. Maybe they should rethink this whole Hot Boyz reunion thing.

Trey Songz - Hi-Definition


This was aight.

Pitbull - American War


I remember way back when Pitbull actually used to rap before he shitted on his fanbase and start doing ReggaetĂ³n he actually used to be pretty nice. Well good track Pit, lets get more good shit.

Maino Feat. Mister Cee - Brooklyn Salute


This was pretty straight.

N.O.R.E. - Still On The Run Eating


I know I ain't the only one thinking those Wayne samples were totally unnecessary and off base lol. Shit just fucked up the whole song lol.

Ace Hood Feat. Trey Songz - Ride


Wow, this was REALLY boring lol. I mean its like this same song has been made so many times it just ain't interesting anymore. What ever happened to Cash Flow anyway??

T.O.K. feat. Beenie Man - Miss World


I think Reggae is trying to make a comeback! Shit used to be huge down here, but now you hardly hear it one the radio at all. Well I always liked T.O.K. and this joint is nice.

Styles P. - Going Thru It


This was just aight, but I sure am ready for a new SP mixtape! Whuddup Poobs!!

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