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Showing posts with label Rhymefest. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Rhymefest. Show all posts

September 14, 2011

Behind The Scenes Of Rhymefest & Kanye's Failed Puppet Show


How in the FUCK did Comedy Central pick up The Jeff Dunham Show, but not Alligator Boots? I mean, it's not like Alligator Boots was before his time in 2001 and The Jeff Dunham Show perfected puppeteering, no, they were both made around 2009 and Comedy Central picked up one and not the other.

Wait a minute, wasn't 2009 the same year Kanye jumped on stage and interrupted Taylor Swift's bullshit acceptance speech? I wonder if that had anything to do with their decision not to pick up the show? Or if their decision not to pick up the show had anything to do with him getting drunk on the red carpet and running on stage? Either way, Alligator Boots is a distant memory and The Jeff Dunham Show is still going on strong. Oh, wait...

(Side note: Alligator Boots should've been picked up for Kim Kardasian saying "penis in my vagina" alone!)

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June 10, 2010

This Week In Flops 6/8/10

Christina Aguilera - Bionic
I knew this was on the horizon, but I thought it was coming in the fall, or at least later on this summer. Oh well, its here now, and I must guess how much its gonna sell. I don't have much to say about the album, in part because I know almost nothing about it, but its Christina Aguilera so I think its gonna do at least 150,000. My guess is 150-185k.

Plies - Goon Affiliated
Welp, this fuckery is finally out. I don't have a good feeling about this album. No not because it most likely sucks, but because the buzz just isn't there. Plies' last album moved 114,000 in its first week, but I don't even think this one will crack six figures. I'm thinking it'll land somewhere in the 75-100k range.

Travis McCoy - Lazarus
I don't know shit about this nigga's solo career besides that his song is gonna jump into the top 10 this week, and that his album is dropping. Top 10 single + little buzz = not as many albums sold as you'd think. It'll probably fall in the 45-75k range.

Lil Jon - Crunk Rock
This album should've come out 5 years ago. Now, that is not all Lil Jon's fault, but crunk music is dead, so this album really has no space in today's market. Expect first week sales to be low. Very low. I'm talking 15-35k low. Hell, maybe worse.

Rhymefest - El Che
If you thought I knew nothing about the albums above, you've seen nothing yet, because I didn't even know this album existed until yesterday. Not a good sign for the man with one of the worse rap names in Hip-Hop history. I'm guessing 5-15k.

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October 21, 2009

David Banner & 9th Wonder - Something Is Wrong (Remix) (feat. Twista, Naledge, Rhymefest, Skooda Chose & Lisa Ivey)

Something Is Wrong
Show out to David Banner for putting this together!


I'm loving this all Chicago remix, but the reason behind the song is just sad. Everybody went in though. I like how Naledge made the point of if there was no video footage of this kid getting killed, no one would care. I also fucked with what Rhymefest said about Chicago raising all that money for an Olympics they didn't even get and not giving the money to the people. Nice to hear that Twista can still spit though after the debacle that was his last album. Soooo bad!

Related:
David Banner - Something Is Wrong

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April 18, 2009

MuZik Pt. 1

Birdman - Champion (feat. Pharrell & Mack Maine)

You know what?? This actually isn't bad. The beat is dope and the lyrics aren't as horrendous as you'd expect. Interesting development lol.

Bobby Creekwater - Chec Chec

Bobby went in on this shit and I honestly regret not listening to it sooner.

Bun-B - I Love College Freestyle

Why do I love this beat?? It isn't that hot, but I fuckin' love it. Weird. Oh well,. Bun does his thing on it, reppin' to Texas as you would expect.

Ace Hood - White Leather

I remember when niggas used to put samples like this on their hooks. Ahh, the good ol days lol.

The Game - Red Rockin' (feat. Germ Ghee)

Still don't know what the fuck Game was thinking.

Slaughterhouse - Money On the Floor (Remix)

Not as good as their other work, but they get a pass because they've dropped nothing but heat since they formed.

Nappy Roots - That's Right

This is pretty darn hot. Good flow, tight beat. I fucks with this.

Rhymefest & Crucial Conflict - Mouth

What... the... fuck?!? First off, where did Rhymefest find Crucial Conflict?? I ain't heard that name since like 1996 lol. This shit is just wackery, straight up.

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February 18, 2009

Muzik Pt. 1

Raekwon - Heat Rocks


This shit is raw! When is that Only Built 4 Cuban Links II dropping??

Much more after the jump!

Rhymefest - Exodus 5.1


I love this! Sounds really 2003, but I really like it! lol.

Asher Roth - Silly Boy


No, no, no! I like Asher, but this shit is waaaaaay too Eminem.

Young Jeezy - That Ain't It (Uhh Uhh)


Jeezy really owned this track. If you had never heard T.I.'s version, you would've thought this was Jeezy's shit, it sounded that natural.

Maino - You Ain't (feat. Pleasure P)


I like both Maino and P, but this is nothing special.

Drake - Ignorant Shit (feat. Lil Wayne)


My homegirl Tah been telling me to check for this kid Drake for MONTHS now and I'm just now getting around too him. Not bad, not bad at all. Unfortunately there's only so good you can be on this beat considering how hard Hov bodied it.

Drake - Uptown (feat. Lil Wayne & Bun-B)


WTF is this?? Why is he trying so hard to spit like Wayne?? Weird...

Bobby Creekwater - Big Buildings


I know he's from Atlanta, but he was trying too hard too sound like it vocally on here, especially on the hook. It just sounded unnatural, like he was trying to be someone else.

Talib Kweli - My Favorite Song


Nice lil laid back track by Kweli.

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January 29, 2009

Rhymefest - Supersonic (Chucky Cheese) (Charles Hamilton Diss)

Aight, lets go in!

Rhymefest - Supersonic (Chucky Cheese) (Charles Hamilton Diss)


I knew he was gonna spit over that JJ Fad, I freakin' knew it! Not that it was a bad thing, I just wanted to show off my psychic skills for a few.

Okay, now as far as the diss goes, Rhymefest (still one of the worst rap names ever lol) went in on Charles Hamilton. He didn't murder him, but he did just enough to guarantee victory. Hammy (new nickname lol) can't fuck with this. I mean have you heard his diss for Soulja Boy (aka the easiet target in Hip-Hop)?? Pathetic. Two steps above Saigon's Under-Achiever lol. Welp we'll see what the Ham-man comes back with (though I'm sure we all know it'll be some lazy, more stinker).

Related:
Charles Hamilton vs. Serius Jones Battle at SOB's
Charles Hamilton - Word? Aight (Soulja Boy Diss)

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January 15, 2009

Muzik Pt. 3

Bobby Creekwater & Stat Quo - Say You Will Freestyle


They both killed this shit here! They could've found a better version of Say You Will to blend in with the hook but its all good lol.

Rhymefest - Coolness


I don't really like Rhymefest that much musically, but this shit right here goes hard.

Snoop Dogg Feat. Sly Stone - Dr. King Remember


I guess I should've saved this for Monday, but technically it is his birthday today so happy Birthday Dr. King. Its also my mom's birthday today too so happy birthday to her too.

Saigon - Trans-Atlantic Slave Deal


You already know what time it is when it come to Saigon. He needs to drop a mixtape or something if the album is never gonna drop.

Cory Gunz - Crack A Bottle Freestyle


Don't know why anybody would leave the hook on here if they were gonna spit over it but whatever.

Juelz Santana - Let's Cruise


This is some smooth shit right here, but I think he could've came with a better flow. This not really the kinda track you spit a bunch of punchlines on. Still decent overall in my books.

Twista - Wetter


I saw Twist always put this on his YouTube channel so I don't know if this is gonna be the first single off Category F5 or not. Either way I think its a dope lil track. I'll bump it.

Memphis Bleek - So Easy Freestyle


This beat is so sick I was hardly even paying attention to Memph lol. On the 2nd time around I could hear he was kinda rippin' too so that's even better.

Memphis Bleek - Jumping Out The Window Freestyle


Can't say the same for this track because I couldn't wait to turn it off the 1st time so there was no 2nd time lol.

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August 04, 2008

For Starters...

I got a bunch of music, but I just wanted to unload these first.

Joell Ortiz - Digiwax Freestyle


Kanye West Feat. Rhymefest - On 10 In A Benz (Unreleased)


Bow Wow Feat. Swizz Beatz - Big Bank Take Lil Bank


Damn, nigga stay doing Bow Wow wrong! How Swizzy gon' give Bow this bootleg ass version of Swing Ya Rag?? lol.

Grafh Feat. Prinz & Busta Rhymes - Like Ooh


I remember my cousin telling me about Prinz back in like '02-'03 when she was still in NY so its about time he finally made another appearance lol.

Mario Feat. Busta Rhymes - Music For Love (Remix)


Papoose - Bust My Revolver


Come on Pap, come on!

Lupe Fiasco - U Don't Know


Lloyd Banks - Hard Days


Jody Breeze - Dis Morning


Lil Scrappy Feat. Lil Wayne - Stand Up

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July 22, 2008

Muzik Pt. 2

Joell Ortiz - Memories


Joell is fuckin' incredible!

Freeway - Freedom Of Speech


Maybe this got left off his Free At Last...or maybe he's working on a new album?? I'm hoping for the latter!

Lupe Fiasco - The Commercial


Don't know if this is real or old, but its Lupe so its here.

Ja Rule - Rules Of Engagement


I hope Ja made a whole new one because that one that never dropped that year seems to be leaking on the 'net track by track.

Ja Rule Feat. Robin Thicke - Pushin' It


Ice Cube Feat. WC & The Game - Get Used To It


Not feelin' the beat, but the song is straight. If this is the new Westside Connection they're gonna have to come harder than this. Oh and Cube is gonna have to bring his flow into the new millennium lol.

Ciara - Lights On (Lights Off)


This really doesn't sound much like Ciara, but I love her anyway lol.

Rhymefest - Bring It Back (Prod. By DJ Jazzy Jeff)


Rhymefest - Real Nigga Quotes (Prod. By DJ Premier)


Gorilla Zoe Feat. Lil Wayne - Lost


Now I'm lost lol.

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March 25, 2008

Rhymefest's Man In The Mirror...FREE!

I saw this cover somewhere online last week, but I didn't pat it any mind until I just saw it spotlighted on Mixtape Monday. Its actually a FREE tribute album to Michael Jackson by his self-titled biggest fan--Rhymefest.

Like I said it free so all you have to do is go to Rhymefeststore.com and download a copy or just listen to it right there. Or you could just click here and it'll take you straight to where you need to be lol.

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