I didn't know what to say about Wyclef getting shot (or not) in Haiti over the weekend, so I wrote a song instead. Enjoy!
Showing posts with label Wyclef Jean. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Wyclef Jean. Show all posts
March 22, 2011
Wyclef Jean - Someone Please Call 911 (Parody)
September 08, 2010
Wyclef Disses Sean Penn & Pras
Some people are mad at Clef for this, but I'm completely fine with it. It's a helluva lot better than the version he did on Chappelle's Show back on season 2 lol.
August 21, 2010
Random News Shit: All Over The Place Edition
1) Wyclef's Presidential Bid Denied
And just like that, it's all over. Doesn't it seem like having to have lived in Haiti for 5 years is something Clef should've known before announcing his candidacy?? I mean, we we're taught the requirements to run for the U.S. presidency in like 3rd grade, so you'd think Wyclef or his reps would've researched the requirements to be president of Haiti at some point before saying he's running.
Oh well, I hope you're happy Sean Penn and Pras!
2) DJ Khaled Signs With Cash Money
My first thought upon hearing this news: poor Ace Hood. I mean, it's not like his career was really taking off or anything, but now it really won't now that he's left stranded on Def Jam. Who's gonna convince L.A. Reid Ace should have another opportunity to drop a new album that won't sell now?? Y'all probably think I'm joking but I'm serious, I really feel bad for the guy.
At the end of the day, this is good news for DJ Khaled haters. We all know Cash Money isn't in the business of dropping non-Lil Wayne or Birdman albums, so We The Best Forever may never happen. Or just never get released.
3) Delonte West Suspended 10 Games By The NBA
Times are hard for ya boy Delonte. First he got arrested on gun charges, then he destroyed the Cleveland Cavaliers and made LeBron take his talents to South Beach, then he got traded to the T'Wolves, then waived a few days later, and now he gets a 10 game suspension by the NBA. Looks like good news only came through Gloria James' vagina once. Rim shot!
4) Twista Announces Release Date For Perfect Storm
The date is October 26th. My level of caring is 0.
I still got love for Twista, but if his most hardcore fan would have to admit he's fallen off. I thought Slow Jams and Overnight Celebrity were good for him, but in actuality its completely derailed his career into a pool of wannabe pop records. The Day After was still pretty good, but Adrenaline Rush 2007 was a disgrace, and Category F5 was just aight. Bring the real Twista back and then maybe I'll get interested.
5) Around The Horn's Jay Mariotti Arrested For Domestic Violence
Jay was arrested in L.A. for domestic violence last night at 4:30am which begs the question: what is it about L.A. that makes people wanna beat bitches up?? First Chris Brown, and now Jay Mariotti. Sad, sad.
Welp, whether Jay beat up his wife, or some hooker he met, it's still not worse than former ESPN Football Today podcast host Jeremy Green. I never wrote about it, but JG was arrested for possession of child pornography and narcotics back in July.
August 19, 2010
Random News Shit: Entertainment Edition
1) Chelsea Handler To Host 2010 VMAs
Well it's about time they picked a host, I was beginning to think they were just gonna go without one after consecutive bombs by Russell Brand. I'm not mad at the selection of Chelsea, she's quite funny, but with this little time to prepare (unless this has been planned for months and they're just announcing it now) I'm not sure she'll be able to top what Aziz Ansari did at the MTV Movie Awards.
I have a bigger issue with the VMAs though, because not only does it air the same day as the NFL kickoff, but it's gonna be on AT THE SAME TIME AS THE COWBOYS GAME! What the fuck MTV?? Now I have to make a decision: watch my Cowboys open up the season in primetime at Redskins Park or watch the VMAs??
This also happened to me in 2007 when the Cowboys opened up the against the Giants in primetime and the VMAs were live from Las Vegas. It's partly the NFL's fault for scheduling the Cowboys there as well, but the VMAs shouldn't be going up against NFL's big time opening day. What ever happened to having the VMAs on Thursdays?? Either way, I'm pissed because of course I wanna watch my 'Boys, but at the same time, I wanna watch the VMAs and make jokes on Twitter like on all the rest of the award shows. I don't know, we'll see how it goes, I guess.
2) Wyclef In Hiding After Receiving Death Threats
I never weighed in on this whole Wyclef/president of Haiti business, but the shocking part of this story, to me, is that Haiti's presidential election is in November. I was thinking their election was in 2011 or something. I was just talking about short notice with Chelsea Handler and the VMAs but shit! Clef JUST announced he was running a couple weeks ago, now he has to put his whole campaign and stuff together for an election in 3 months?? I know Haiti is far from the U.S., but damn.
I'm not saying Clef running is a good or bad thing, I'm just saying there should probably be a cut off date as to when someone can jump into a political race. Three months, son, three months! That's insane lol.
3) Shocker: Jay-Z Tops The Hip-Hop Cash Kings Again
Over the past 12 months, Forbes has estimated that Jay-Z has made a whopping $63 million. That's $33 million than #2, Diddy. And to make things even crazier, Beyonce made even more than Jay did! B brought in $87 million over the past year, making her the 3rd highest earning musicians overall. On that list, U2 ($130 million) is 1st and AC/DC ($114 million) is 2nd. Jay-Z is the only rapper on there, and he ranks 6th.
And exactly why does everybody want to be a rapper again??
4) Jersey Shore Introduces New Cast Member
Her name is Deena Nicole Cortese, and she'll be Angelina's replacement for "Jersey Shore" season 3. As you can see from the picture and video on MTV.com, she's not that hot, but then again, outside of Sammi, who is??
No word yet on what her Guido nickname is going to be.
5) Swizz Beatz Signs New Record Deal, Readies Album
Hopefully it's better than One Man Band Man.
6) Flo Rida Working On New Double Album
Clearly Flo Rida still hasn't gotten the memo that we don't even want one Flo Rida album, let alone two.
November 20, 2009
November 15, 2009
Wyclef Jean - The Streets Pronounce Me Dead
I fucks with this track here! I don't too much fuck with the video though, I always found it weird how people could lay in caskets for music videos and movies, but whatever lol.
Anyway, this track is off of 'Clef's new project Toussaint St. Jean (From The Hut To The Projects To The Mansion) and the mp3 is after the jump for you if you're interested.
July 03, 2009
MuZik!!
Extremely hot! Nothing against 'Clef but I wasn't expecting this track to be this hot lol.
I liked the first one from War Angel LP much better. I mean this one is okay, but nothing special. Sounds more like a poor remix than anything. Anyway, Forever King drops tonight at 10pm on ThisIs50.com.
More shit from Curren$y, Slaughterhouse, and Stat Quo after the jump.
I love this track! Reminds me of 2006 and Bapes and hoodies and all that colorful shit lol.
I can't say I loved it. Joey and Joell ripped it with the back and forth thing but the shit was just too loud for my liking.
Its a positive track which is good but I'd be llying if I said I was in love with it. I mean its a good song, but it came off a bit generic. Not a lot, just a bit.
As Stat was spittin' I was thinking, if Slaughterhouse decided to add a 5th member from the South on their next album, would you be mad if that person was Stat Quo?? I know I definitely wouldn't be.
Started off well, ended up...well awful. What the fuck was he doing on those last few bars?? Just bad shit (and no not "bad real bad Mike Jackson" lol).
June 10, 2009
Wyclef Jean - Mr. Auto-Tune (feat. Nick Cannon)
I actually decided to check my e-mail today and the first thing that caught my eye was this collabo by Wyclef and Nick Cannon called Mr. Auto-Tune. Its not what you think either, they're mocking it, not supporting it. Looks like Hov has started something big with D.O.A., check out the track:
The heavy auto-tune was a bit annoying, but I still enjoyed the message. D.O.A. nigga!
January 15, 2009
Four New Tracks From The Game
The Game & Fabolous - Where U From
They both killed this shit! Reminds me of back in 2004 when they went back in forth on that Brooklyn To Compton shit. Might have to go bump that when I'm all done here. I just wish this track would've been longer.
The Game Feat. Anthony Hamilton - Hustler's Dream
Sick, sick, sick!
Two more after the jump.
The Game Feat. Wyclef Jean & Damian Marley - Enemy
This was okay for me. Nothing special, but its something to listen to.
The Game - Number One
The DJ kinda got on my nerves when he kept bringing the track back but this was definitely dope shit. Vintage Game.
Muzik Pt. 2
Raheem DeVaughn Feat. Ludacris - Bulletproof
This shit goes hard! I probably should've given it its own post on some real shit. I love this record!!
Wyclef Jean Feat. Timbaland - War On Our Hands
This is a serious track but the beat just makes you wanna jam lol. I think I've heard this beat before from Tim on that shit with Cee-Lo a few years back, but I still like it. Speaking of that Cee-Lo shit, that record was a beast!
Papoose - Test
Another corny hook and wack cadence by Papoose. Dude has really fallen off with his music. At least the beat is nasty.
Lil Wayne Feat. Lil Boosie - Louisanimal
Hmmm, I wonder how old this shit is?? I heard the couple jabs he took at 50 as my nigga Industry correctly pointed out in the 50 post, but I never heard this track until today so fuck it its new to me lol.
Mos Def - Quiet Dog
I'd love to hear Mos just spit but this was aight too.
Mashonda Feat. Eve - Dirty Laundry
Really loud lol. Anyway, I guess this is about Swizzy because didn't they break up?? I dunno, but what ever happened to Eve's album??
Trey Songz - Comfortable
What took Trey so long to get on this track?? Well anyway he did his thing as usual.
Marques Houston Feat. Fabolous - Do For You
Pretty generic, but I like it. Might have liked it better in '02, but its still decent.
October 19, 2008
LL Cool J Feat. Wyclef Jean - Mr. President
Man, if LL had more shit like this on Exit 13 maybe I wouldn't have regretted downloading it lol. Seriously though, why wasn't this on there?? Could've been a bonus track at the LEAST.
September 29, 2008
VH1's 100 Greatest Hip-Hop Songs 81-100
This shit should've been called "100 Greatest Hip-Hop Songs In No Particular Order" because I dunno what the fuck was going on lol. How is Oh Boy over They Reminisce?? How is Lapdance over Make 'Em Say Ugh?? How is Get Low over Just A Friend?? Anyway, here's the 81-100:
100. Biz Markie - Just A Friend
99. Ying Yang Twinz Feat. Lil Jon - Get Low
98. Warren G Feat. Nate Dogg - Regulate
97. Eve - Who's That Girl
96. DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Parents Just Don't Understand
95. L'Trimm - Cars With The Boom
94. Master P Feat. Fiend, Silkk, Mia X, & Mystikal - Make 'Em Say Ugh
93. N*E*R*D - Lapdance
92. Yo-Yo - You Can't Play With My Yo-Yo
91. Chamillionaire Feat. Krayzie Bone - Ridin'
90. Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth - They Reminisce
89. Cam'ron Feat. Juelz Santana - Oh Boy
88. Jungle Brothers - What U Waitin' 4?
87. Wyclef Jean - We Trying To Stay Alive
86. Heavy D & The Boyz - Now That We Found Love
85. Black Star - Definition
84. U.T.F.O. - Roxanne, Roxanne
83. 2 Live Crew - Me So Horny
82. Chubb Rock - Treat 'Em Right
81. P.M. Dawn - Set Adrift On A Memory Of Bliss
So what do you think?? I think there's some good and some bad, but I gotta see how things fall into place more before I call this list complete bullshit (though I was about to when I saw Ridin' and Oh Boy made the list lol). Aight seeya tomorrow night for 61-80.
August 27, 2008
Wyclef Jean - I'm Ready (The Venus Song)
Wasn't expecting anything new from 'Clef, but its always welcomed at FiyahMuZik.com.
Wyclef Jean - I'm Ready (The Venus Song)
I dunno why I like records like this lol. I guess I'm just weird like that, but I fuck with this most def!
June 06, 2008
Styles P. Feat. Wyclef - Understand Me
Man, I've been keeping on top of this music shit lately huh? Yeeeahhh! Anyway, this track is supposed to be from a new SP mixtape, but I haven't heard anything about it or seen it online yet so we'll see. Its about time for a new mixtape too, my nigga is a beast!
Styles P. Feat. Wyclef - Understand Me
Aight this joint was pretty hope, I'm feelin' it.
February 25, 2008
Why???: When Being Homo & Having Too Much Time On Your Hands Meet
The shit that gets YouTube views really kills me sometimes lol. This little diddy has over 700,000 views since uploaded on the 11th and is easily the most homo shit of the day...hell maybe even ever:
I pray that this was done by a female. Sadly, I know it wasn't. Another L for young white America lol.
January 14, 2008
Rappers On 'Roids??
Damn, it seems like white people can't have anything bad happen to them without someone randomly bringing Hip-Hip in the mix. The newest case and point is this whole allegation that a bunch of black stars have been using steroids after being named in some probe. They knew if they were gonna try to bring the negros down with this shit they had to go with the 2 most popular swoll dudes at the moment--Timbaland and 50 Cent. Ironically, those were the 2 beefiest Hip-Hip stars to go platinum in '07. Coincidence?? I think not! Now, how they got Mary J. Blige, Wyclef, and Tyler Perry involved is beyond me lol. Tyler Perry isn't even a rapper, but I guess they had to try to validate that they weren't attacking Hip-Hop somehow lol.
Its funny how we can have a huge steroids probe on blacks rappers, singers, and actors, but white people have been openly using cocaine in Hollywood for decades with exactly 2 minutes and 37 seconds of jail time served lol. What a wonderful world we live in lol. [FULL STORY]
December 04, 2007
This Week In Flops 12/4/07
Welp finally its here, Gangsta Grillz: The Album! I still say its fucked up how they just took them nigga whole album and destroyed it considering it was gonna be a major label release and had NOTHING to do with anything illegal. I dunno, whatever the album came together pretty good considering the circumstances, but unfortunately I don't see it doing so well on the big boy charts. Hopefully he can get over 100k, that would be good, but I have it at 60-80k.
I dunno what Ghost is doing up there at Def Jam, but obviously its working because he dropped to albums that didn't sell well last year and the same time this year he has a whole new album droppin'. Crazy! I wish he would've shared that wisdom with Joey B. (since I'd much rather listen to his album, though Andy tells me this Ghost is pretty good and he's actually making sense lol). I'm sure things won't be too different this time around so I have Ghostface doing about 30-45k.
My boy Mr. Scarface is back! Though MADE isn't quite The Fix, its still dope, but unfortunately its not gonna catch on and move any serious units. Its all good, 'Face is already a legend (and paid lol) so this L won't be as painful as say a Hurricane Chris or Kia Shine. Anyway, I have MADE selling about 15-25k in his first week.
One of the deepest weeks, as far as releases, continues with Wyclef's Carnival Vol. II. I'm sure you all remember the classic original Carnival from back in '97 right?? Of course you do! Well hopefully he can get that feel back on this album musically...too bad it just won't show on the charts since I'm sure not many even knew this was coming out. I can't see 'Clef selling anything over 30k in his first week.
Last, but certainly not least is Styles P. with Super Gangster Extraordinary Gentleman. SP doesn't really have to move any serious units since he's on Koch now so his flop is probably the one that matters the least this week. Whatever the case may be, SP's new LP is probably good for about 15k in its first week.
September 20, 2007
Wyclef Still Got It!
I actually flipped it on 106 today and saw this...yo, Clef RIPPED it! Its a real good look for him but just check it out for yourself:
Nuff said.
Well here's the video Wyclef came to 106 to drop off, its called Sweetest Girl and features Akon, Lil Wayne, and some chick named Niia:
After ALL the shit that Clef has done in his career is it really necessary for him to being using that auto-tune Roger Trotman shit on his voice?? The Wayne verse could've been left off the song (as usual) but not because it sucked, because this song didn't need rapping on it.
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