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Showing posts with label Marion Barber. Show all posts
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March 25, 2012

Marion Barber Retires At 28

Unlike most running backs, Marion Barber never shied away from contact. If anything, he sought it out and took more of a pounding than he needed to if he intended on having a long career. Well evidently he didn't as he has decided to retire from the NFL at age 28.

Part of me wishes he would come back and be the Cowboys 3rd back, but whatever, I hope he enjoys his retirement.

Oh yeah, and Matt Forte, you've officially been one-upped on the "Outrage over the Michael Bush signing" scale. You're gonna have to come harder than a mild Twitter rant to top this.

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July 30, 2011

Random News Shit: You Already Know Edition

Welp, the Nnamdi saga is over and he landed on the Eagles. Good for them. As a Cowboys fan, am I now scared to face Philly? Hell no! Unless the Eagles also signed someone to help Andy Reid with clock management (and yes, I realize this won't matter if they're up 3 touchdown in the first quarter) or can guarantee Mike Vick stays healthy, I'll remain optimistic. Besides, assembling all-star teams never seems to work in football (and according to Adam Schefter they've already begun calling themselves the Dream Team) anyway.

2) Peyton Manning Signs 5-Yr/$90M Deal To Stay In Indy
It's funny, Peyton Manning takes less money and he's called the ultimate teammate, but when LeBron took less money to go to Miami last year he become a unqualified villain. And yeah, LeBron changed teams, but the fact still remains that he took less money. I'm not saying it's racism, but I am saying it's funny.

First they signed Roy Williams, then Sam Hurd, and now Marion Barber. I wouldn't be surprised if they were on the phone with Leonard Davis and Marc Colombo as we speak.

I'm not knocking the Bears though, I actually think these are 3 very good signing. Roy Williams get to play for the man who made him a Pro Bowler once upon a time in Mike Martz, Sam Hurd finally gets to prove he's not just a awesome special teams player, and the Barbarian gets to prove he's not done yet. Again, good signings.

I'm not gonna lie, this one actually hurt me more than the Nnamdi signing and I may or may not be starting to get worried...

Hmmmm, Atlanta, huh? Interesting choice for him.

Now I know he's dating LaStarya, but something just seems suspect about this dude. I don't know what it is, but the nipple rings don't help.

6) Nate Clements Agrees With Bengals
Damn, he knows the Bengals are gonna suck this year, right? He didn't steal enough money from the 49ers to get to the point where he wouldn't have to make a money grab on a bad team? I guess not.

7) Broncos Sign Willis McGahee
I'm not sure why they needed McGahee when they already have Knowshon Moreno and LenDale White under contract, but to each his own I guess.

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July 26, 2011

Cowboys Cut Roy Williams & Others

Roy
Yes, Lord, yes! Finally Roy Williams is a former Dallas Cowboys. Man, that was the longest abortion ever!

Sadly, Roy wasn't the only Cowboy to visit Valley Ranch for the final time today, Marion Barber, Leonard Davis, and Kris Brown were also told not to report to training camp in San Antonio tomorrow because they were being released.

I'm gonna miss the Barberian and his reckless running style, but I know we're gonna be fine with Felix Jones and Tashard Choice. I'll also miss big Leonard Davis. He had a bad year last year (including getting benched against Tennessee), but I'm not sure we have anybody to replace him with. Strangely, even though there's no replacement for him as of yet (and please don't say Montrae Holland because he's only 2 years younger, injury prone, and a whole lot worse), the move still makes sense because we actually save more money by cutting Davis ($6 million), than we did by cutting Roy ($5 million) or Barber ($4.7 million).

Going back to Roy, it'll be fun to see how the 2011 Cowboys WRs corps will be now that we aren't financially forced to start an underachiever. We know Miles Austin and Dez Bryant will be the starter, but we don't know who 3-5 will be. The obvious choice would be to bump up Kevin Olgetree, Sam Hurd, and Jesse Holley, but I wonder what the possibility would be of bringing back Patrick Crayton? I know it's unlikely (unless he's cut from the Chargers), just putting it out there. Either way, I hope we give Sam Hurd a real shot this year because he never really got it in the past.

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September 28, 2009

Random News Shit: NFL Edition

Poor Chad
1) Chad Pennington Out For Season
And at this point you have to wonder if he's done for his career because this is far from his first injury. Its kinda sad because I've never heard one bad thing about they guy.

Now the question is where does this leave the Dolphins?? The Chad Henne era is now under way so we can see what the kid has to offer. After he got that first interception out of his system, he didn't look half bad and led his team on a touchdown drive. This might turn out to be a good thing because Henne may be able to open up the passing game a bit more than Pennington could. I mean at the end of the day the Dolphins still have the hardest schedule in the league so I'm not expecting much from them either way.

2) Marion Barber Inactive Verses Panthers
No surprise here. I'm actually glad because I didn't want him to make the quad worse. I hope Felix and Tashard are ready to go, but I'm sure they are. I'm guessing Tash is going to start and Felix is gonna remain in his same role, but we shall see.

3) Leftwich Benched
Not only did he get benched in the game against the Giants yesterday, but he's down to third on the depth chart. I can't be too mad at the Bucs for doing this though because Leftwich had only thrown for like 22 yards before he got yanked. He and JaMarcus Russell are making black quarterbacks look BAD.

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September 23, 2009

Random News Shit: SportsCenter Edition

Hovi Hov & The Nets
1) Russia's Richest Man Buys 80% Of Nets
Wow, Jay-Z's stock in the Nets just shrunk by A LOT. Before he probably owned like 6 or 7%, now he owns like 0.0781%. If shit wasn't going so well for Hov he'd probably be pissed off. Instead he'll be on Oprah tomorrow. Even when he loses he still wins lol.

Of course this all means LeBron is definitely NOT leaving Cleveland after this season. Book it.

2) $100K Offer For Jordan-Russell Charity Rematch
Michael Jordan vs. Bryon Russell?? Who wants to see that?? What evidence is there to make me believe that Russell has gotten so much better in his old age that he could now take on Jordan?? I rather see them use the money to try to get a Jordan-Kobe one-on-one game or a Jordan-LeBron. There's any number of match-ups I'd rather see over Jordan-Russell, sorry.

3) Ocho Cinco Brings Back The CB List
The list is now officially called Dulce Venganza (Sweet Revenge) and he's out to get revenge for his poor play from a year ago. Next up on the list is Ike Taylor and William Gay as the Steelers head into Cincy this weekend. We'll see what happens, but there's no way the Bengals win this game and the Steelers will make them kiss the baby.

4) Marion Barber Practices
The media is only allowed to be at practice for the first 20 minutes so we don't really know how much he ended up doing, but at least he attempted to go. I'm not really worried about this though because it doesn't seem too serious and shouldn't keep him out too long so no need to rush him back when we have Felix Jones and Tashard Choice waiting in the wing.

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Marion Barber Reportly 50-50, Hopes To Play Monday Night

The Barbarian
While other Cowboy fans were worried about winning the game, I was more worried about my boy MBIII pulling up lame on that 35-yard run late in the 4th. Granted, I knew us losing that game was inevitable due to the powers of the CYST, I was still concerned about our leading rusher. He has a quad injury so its hard to tell, but I guess he's gonna test in Monday in Carolina. I hope he can go, but this is just like last year when he got hurt in the Thanksgiving game and wasn't ruled out until the Saturday before the Pittsburgh game.

If the Cowboys were gonna suffer an injury at any position right now, RB is the safest because we have plenty depth behind Marion (pause) in Felix Jones and Tashard Choice. Not to mention we lead the league in rushing for a year. I'm just praying Felix won't get hurt too.

(Side note: Going back to Marion for a second, on this whole nickname thing, are we going with "Marion The Barbarian" the literal spelling or "Marion The Barberian" which incorporates his last name?? The Cowboys brain trust needs to huddle up and get that problem smoothed out for me.)

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June 16, 2009

Top 10 Ultimate Building Blocks In The NFC East

ESPN.com's NFC East blogger Matt Mosley recently made up his list of top 10 building blocks from the division and this is what he came up with:

1) Eli Manning, NYG
2) DeMarcus Ware, DAL
3) Albert Haynesworth, WAS
4) Asante Samuel, PHI
5) Jason Peters, PHI
6) Jason Witten, DAL
7) Justin Tuck, NYG
8) Brandon Jacobs, NYG
9) Brian Orakpo, WAS
10) Brian Westbrook, PHI

Eli Manning is the most valuable person in the NFC East?? Really?? Last time I checked he wasn't even the best QB, let alone best player overall. Here's a real list composed by yours truly:

1) DeMarcus Ware, DAL
This is a no-brainer, need I remind you he had 20 sacks and 6 forced fumbles last year?? There's no question who I'm taking with my 1st pick.

2) Albert Haynesworth, WAS
Haynesworth already takes up a bunch of space in the middle, but with teams doubling Ware, he should be even more of a beast than ever before.

3) Donovan McNabb, PHI
Eli was human without Plax last year. Meanwhile, Donovan has been playing with mediocre receivers for years and still put up numbers. Plus, he won't fold in crunch time like Romo.

4) Osi Umenyiora, NYG
With Ware, Haynesworth, and Osi out there, I might not even need anymore offensive players. What are teams gonna do?? You can't double team them all so at least one of them is gonna kill you every play.

5) Jason Witten, DAL
Great blocker and pass catcher, Donovan could do wonders with Witten out there with him.

6) Asante Samuel, PHI
Asante gets picks even when QBs have time to throw so just imagine what he'd do with Ware, Haynesworth, and Osi putting the pressure on. He might catch 20 INTs. Plus, it doesn't hurt that he's from the 954.

7) Marion Barber, DAL
This was tough because the NFC East has such good RBs with Brandon Jacobs, Clinton Portis, and Brian Westbrook. I'd take Barber over all of them though because he runs tough, isn't easily taken down, is a beast in the 4th quarter, and isn't as injury prone as Portis and Westbrook. If he doesn't hurt his toe last year on Thanksgiving, he rushes for at least 1,200 yards.

8) Terence Newman, DAL
Newman is a game changer when he's on the field so he and Asante in my secondary equals WR lockdown.

9) DeSean Jackson, PHI
With Plax and T.O. both banished from the NFC East, Jackson is now the best receiver in the conference. Plus, not only does he stretch the field, but he gets me great field position on all those 3-and-out punts my incredible defense would force.

10) Jason Peters, PHI
This is gonna be a huge year for Peters, I can feel it. I have no idea why the Bills traded him. Oh well, he'll do wonders giving McNabb more time.

And there you have it. Nobody is fuckin' with this team and certainly not one led by Eli Manning.

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December 18, 2008

Okay, So He's Back Again??

After reports of Pacman being out for the year, and at least one saying his career may be over, Mr. Adam Jones was back at practice Wednesday and getting ready to play against the Ravens Saturday. I don't know if that's good or bad news, but good for Adam.

Tony Romo practiced, but is still bothered by that bruised back from being kneed against the Giants. He's still expected to play, but will continue to take treatment. Whatever we do we just can't let Brad Johnson get in the game lol. Marion Barber did not practice yesterday, but with the emergence of Tashard Choice, I'm more willing to let Marion rest. He was not anywhere near 100% last week and we're gonna need him if we get to the playoffs.

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December 14, 2008

Barber Is Active

Hopefully this will be a shot in the arm because we're gonna need it tonight. I've had a bad feeling about this game all day and its not allowing me to get too exited or pumped up like I'd usually be. I don't know why, but I just can envision the Giants being up 14-0 early on. I hope I'm wrong. Anyway, I'm sure Marion will be limited so Tashard Choice will get plenty carries. Either way its good to have him back.

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December 10, 2008

Pacman Out Against The Giants

See, this is what I was afraid of when playing the Steelers! People have a bad tendency of being injured while playing them and I knew we'd be re-stung by the injury bug afterward. Well here's the first casualty. Pac will miss the super huge game just one game after coming back because of a bugling disk in his neck suffered in Pittsburgh Sunday. Not only will he be out against the Giants, but there is a possibility that he might miss the rest of the reason. His acquisition sure has helped us out lol.

But wait, there's more! Here's a list of other players who didn't practice today: FS Ken Hamlin (ankle), WR Roy Williams (foot), TE Jason Witten (everything), G Montrae Holland (ankle), WR Miles Austin (knee), and of course RB Marion Barber (calf, toe). Back-up, back-up SS Keith Davis should really have missed practice with a third-degree MCL sprain, but decided to tough it out. Who knows if he is gonna be ready for the game Sunday. Shit is fucked up!

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December 06, 2008

NOOO!!: Barber Ruled Out Against Steelers

Dammit, dammit, fuck, fuck! They say a high ranking source with the Cowboys say he didn't even make the trip to Pittsburgh. All isn't lost, but this is a HUGE piece of our offense. His running, his blocking, his catching, just his overall effort. We'll miss all that, but I'm confident in Tashard Choice. Hell, what other choice do I have?? lol.

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November 30, 2008

Ware & Barber Appear To Be Okay

My damn heart almost dropped the other day when I saw DeMarcus Ware laying there on Thanksgiving. I wasn't so much worried about Marion Barber because I just don't see him allowing himself to miss any time lol. Well anyway good news for both as MRIs Friday were negative. They'll be rehabbing all this week so I'm praying they'll be able to go. We'll need ALL hands on deck to beat the Steelers in Pittsburgh next week even with 10 days to prepare. And yes I'm expecting a lot more injuries after that game next week.

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November 20, 2008

Great, Felix Jones Is Done For The Year

I just got off work and then get this news. My boy Felix "Dave Chappelle's older brother" Jones is now out for the season with a toe injury! I had been hearing he had a set back in his rehab over the past few days, but now its all over. It sucks because he took a lot of pressure off Marion. Welp, as long as Romo can get the ball around to the guys our running game shouldn't suffer to much with Barber and Choice.

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November 16, 2008

The Sweet Taste Of Victory!

Thank goodness we were able to pull that out! What a catch by Martellus Bennett, right? Way to come up big rookie! The game ball should definitely go to Marion Barber (24 rushes for 114 yards and 6 catches for 39 yards), but our defense did their thing for the most part too. Everything seems to run a lot smoother with Romo behind center, doesn't it? We still need to cut down on all the penalties. We had 5 for 40 yards, which doesn't seem too bad after a tough win, but they were untimely as hell!

Welp I can actually sleep good tonight! I'll be back stressing next week though because I don't expect the 49ers to just lay down for us at Texas Stadium. They just whupped the Rams 35-16 and are maybe starting to figure it out. Yeah, I know it was just the mighty Jim Haslett Rams, but we still have to show up.

Oh, and so much for Santana Moss killing the Cowboys. A healthy T. New makes a helluva difference huh?? lol.

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May 20, 2008

Extensions & Big Bucks For Newman & Barber

I'm glad we finally locked up Marion Barber, but this new deal with Terence Newman was big for us too because with he and Pacman on the corners our secondary should remain dominate.

Newman got a 6-year extension worth $50.2 million with $22.5 million of that because guaranteed money over the 1st 3 years of the deal. The Barbarian received a 7-year extension worth $45 million which includes $16 million in guaranteed money.

I'm happy with that...now I'll be even happier when Dictator Goodell stops fuckin' around and takes Pacman off suspension, but its cool I'm patient.

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