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Showing posts with label Max B. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Max B. Show all posts

September 03, 2009

Random News Shit

Max B, Gone For 75 Novembers
1) Max B Gets 75 Years In Prison
Welp so much for a rap career.

Question: Does Jim Jones gets his money back for bailing Max out that time since he just ended up in jail anyway??

I never been to jail before so I don't know how the bail/bond thing works, but I think he should get back at least some of it. Right??

2) Busta Rhymes Announces The Name Of His Next Album
The new album is gonna be called The Chemo because "We're coming to kill the cancer in music." Busta Rhymes clearly never heard his last album lol.

3) Mike Epps To Host 2009 BET Hip-Hop Awards
I know Lil Duval was lobbying for the job a couple days ago on Twitter, but BET gave it to Mike Epps anyway. I ain't mad at Epps, I hope he brings the funny.

What I am mad at though is the Hip-Hop Awards being in Atlanta still. That makes no sense! Its like having an anti-child molesting seminar in the back of a van with no windows.

4) Jin Becomes A Christian Rapper
After I saw that picture of him on his MySpace on some emo shit a year or so back, I figured it'd come out that he was becoming a homo rapper. Nope, he's a Christian rapper now instead. I ain't mad at that. In fact, as long as he promises to never make a song like Fill In The Blanks again he can be whatever kinda rapper he wants. Damn that shit was terrible lol.

5) The Green/White Ranger Wants To Fight MMA
Fuck this story, I wanna talk about that flute/dagger the green ranger used to have! What ever happened to that thing?? Do they still sell them anywhere?? I tell you what, if I could find one, I'd buy that shit right the hell now! I don't even know what I'd do with it (kinda like when I bought my nunchucks and sais) but I just want it. Somebody price it for me, I'd appreciate it lol.

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February 18, 2009

Muzik Pt. 2

Nottz - Can't Hide The Truth (feat. Kardinal Offishall & Cory Gunz)


Another thing we don't need another of is a producer trying to be a rapper lol. Naw, seriously this was heat! I fucks with Nottz as a rapper.

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B.o.B - Don't Break My Heart


He's gotta be careful if he's gonna do a lot more tracks of this ilk because people will just write him off as a knock off Andre 3000.

Joell Ortiz - Bout My Money


Decent record. Strong lyrics, okay beat and hook.

AC - Spring Cleaning


Not really feeling the beat, but it was a pretty decent freestyle as far as everything else goes.

Ron Browz - I Promise (feat. Busta Rhymes)


Ron Browz should definitely start looking for a day job now because nobody wants to hear an album full of tracks like this lol. This shit just sounds like a weird hydrid of Pop Champagn and Arab Money. Busta did rip it though if that's any constellation.

Termanology - Here In Liberty City


This is soooo GTA3 lol.

Bishop Lamont - Bitches On My Dick



Do we think Bishop album is ever coming out??

Memphis Bleek - Can't Be Defined (feat. Tru Life)



Tru Life is still living?? Interesting lol.

Max B - Blow Me A Dub



Very lazy. Sounds like he ain't even wanna do the shit.

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January 23, 2009

Biggavelli Don't Play


Yeah, what's up with that nigga's laugh?? Shit is crazy, but if you've been reading the news lately you know he has bigger things to worry about lol. Anyway, another video by these guys is included after the jump.


This might be even more hilarious than the video above. Especially when they start naming the Bad Boy artists! I thought only myself and Andy remembered some of those people lol.

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January 16, 2009

Banks, Free, Bris, Murray, Jones & Much More!!

Lloyd Banks - Mind On Murder


Again, I hope he's saving some of these tracks for the album.

Freeway - Next Up


This shit is murder. What else is new?? lol.

Brisco - Ain't A Rap Song


Crazy beat! Bris did his thing on it too.

Keith Murray Feat. Infared - We Don't Play


That's right! "I don't give a fuck, I'll stab up a midget!" lol. Seriously though this is dope shit.

I-20 Feat. Devin The Dude & Lil Keke - Down Bitch


Damn, I was starting to think I-20 wasn't even on his own track lol. Dev killed this as usual though.

2 Pistols - Lights Low


You know normally I'd say somebody with a T-Pain first single would be a one-hit wonder, but She Got It never got too huge like Low or shit like that so I think 2 Pistols still has a chance. Welp only time will tell.

Jim Jones Feat. Oshy Star - Blow The Bank


Pretty average, nothing too special here.

Sean Kingston Feat. Kardinal Offishall - Girl I Wanna Know


What kinda low budget Sexy Can I is this??

Ron Artest Feat. Max B., Mistah F.A.B., & Mike Beck - Something Tonight


Why does Ron Artest keep insisting on rapping when he's so terrible at it?? Sad.

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August 14, 2008

Max B - Tattoos On Her Ass

I see Max B songs on the internet all the time so I figured I'd show the lil homie some love.

Max B - Tattoos On Her Ass


Not quite sure why this song is called what it is because the verses really have nothing to do with the hook but whatever lol.

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April 18, 2008

Jim Jones - Streets Talkin Funny (Max B Diss)

Yeah, I let the music back up on me again so I'll be making a huge music post sometime soon lol. For right now just check out this new Jim Jones finally getting at Max B.

Jim Jones - Streets Talkin Funny (Max B Diss)

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March 29, 2008

Max B Must Be Doing Bad

I was M-I-A today, but I know y'all niggas heard about Max B getting shot twice right?? Well, thats NOT what I'm here to talk to you about. I'm here to talk about the part that says he was at a used car dealership when it happened lol. I mean I know Jimmy wasn't coming out of pocket much, but damn its like that nigga?? Shit, I would've left Byrdgang too if this nigga riding BMWs and shit and I'm down at the car lot tryna get a deal lol. The nigga probably asked somebody to co-sign for the car and that's how he got shot. I'm kidding! lol.

Anyway, good luck Max and hopefully you can get another deal so you can get a '08 something lol.

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March 12, 2008

Jim Jones & The Gomez Brothers Are Planning Max B's Funeral

This nigga Jimmy is ALWAYS good for an entertaining interview and this was no exception, of course:



I can't wait til they do the in-studio interview! This shit is gonna be straight disrespectful lol.

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March 04, 2008

Max B - Umma Do Me (Jim Jones Diss)

Here's Mix B's diss record for Jimmy off his new mixtape Million Dollar Baby 2:

Max B - Umma Do Me (Jim Jones Diss)


This should really be a diss to Rocko because everyone else is more known for this shit than he is and its his record lol. Anyway, Max claims to have written for Jimmy which isn't that far fetch, but maybe not the best thing to brag about at times lol. Well, if I had to rock that little ass chain he has on in that picture above I'd probably diss my boss too lol.

Only time will tell if Jim will reply, but my guess is it'll be through DVD, not song.

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Jim Jones Killa!

Those aren't my words, that's straight from the mouth of Max B. Check out the rest of what Max had to say in his ThisIs50.com interview (50's website is really running shit right now ain't it? lol):


I don't see Max's career really going anywhere from here lol. Not to say it would have if he stayed with Jimmy and Byrdgang, but I just don't see him being a major artist like he's trying to lead us to believe he is in this interview. Welp, good luck to Max B and I'll post that diss to Jimmy he was talking about later.

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