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Showing posts with label LL Cool J. Show all posts
Showing posts with label LL Cool J. Show all posts

February 19, 2012

Jay-Z & Beyonce's Baby


Shit, SNL was on fire last night! This skit is classic on so many levels (well except for Jay Pharoah overdoing the Jay-Z impression). Maya Rudolph's Beyonce, Fred Armisen's Prince, Nasim Pedrad Nicki Minaj's, and of course Justin Timberlake's Bon Iver. This was just greatness.

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September 18, 2009

LL Cool J - N.C.I.S. (No Crew Is Superior)



This isn't gonna make me watch N.C.I.S., I'm just not into these type of shows, but this shit is pretty hot. Look at LL trying to prove he still has his fastball. I ain't mad at him.

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August 11, 2009

LL Cool J - Billie Jean Dream

G.O.A.T.
Here's Uncle L's tribute to the King of Pop!


I hope he was saying Michael wrote this rap and not Phenomenon the song because that would be more so a slap in the face instead of a compliment lol.

All jokes aside though (the main joke being the song Phenomenon of course), LL ripped this shit. Billie Jean is so timeless that niggas can spit on it now and the shit still sounds fly! Shouts to LL!

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October 19, 2008

LL Cool J Feat. Wyclef Jean - Mr. President



Man, if LL had more shit like this on Exit 13 maybe I wouldn't have regretted downloading it lol. Seriously though, why wasn't this on there?? Could've been a bonus track at the LEAST.

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October 02, 2008

VH1's 100 Greatest Hip-Hop Songs 41-60

Wow! After Tuesday's pretty decent list, VH1 reverted right back to the questionable picks that plagued the first 20 on Monday. I'm not even gonna say anything yet, take a look at this list and if you can't tell which songs stick out like a sour thumb then you're crazy!

60. LL Cool J - I Need Love
59. Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya
58. Ludacris Feat. Shawnna - What's Your Fantasy
57. Big Daddy Kane - I Get The Job Done
56. Busta Rhymes - Woo Ha!
55. Terror Squad - Lean Back
54. MC Lyte - Cha Cha Cha
53. The Lox Feat. Lil Kim & DMX - Money, Power, & Respect
52. Foxy Brown Feat. Jay-Z - I'll Be
51. Doug E. Fresh & Slick Rick - The Show
50. Lil Wayne - Tha Block Is Hot
49. Boogie Down Productions - My Philosphy
48. Nas - One Love
47. Young MC - Bust A Move
46. De La Soul - Me, Myself, & I
45. Geto Boys - Mind Playing Tricks
44. Method Man Feat. Mary J. Blige - I'll Be There For You
43. The Game Feat. 50 Cent - Hate It Or Love It
42. Roxanne Shante - Roxanne's Revenge
41. Funky 4 + 1 - That's The Joint

Tha Block Is Hot is over The Show??? These niggas CAN'T be serious! Before we even get into why its bullshit to have Tha Block Is Hot this high, lets tackle why the hell is The Show is in the 50s! Seriously, the 50s??? One of the most classic Hip-Hop songs of all-time is in the freakin' 50s! There's NO reason why this shouldn't have been in the top 20 at least. Now back to Tha Block Is Hot, why is this #50?? Make 'Em Say Ugh is #94, but Tha Block Is Hot is #50?? Tha Block Is Hot wasn't even that big of a hit record back in '99! But now its the 50th greatest Hip-Hop songs?? Please! This Lil Wayne dick riding shit is getting out of control! I have no problem with the song being on the list because I know I loved it back in middle school, but come the fuck on, #50??

The other issue I had with this 20 was Hate It Or Love It all the way up at #43! Forty-fuckin'-three! Who else believe that is the 43rd greatest Hip-Hop song of all-time?? I know I probably couldn't find one person...hell, The Game probably doesn't believe that lol. This was a big record, but it wasn't THAT big. These niggas are insane! Again, I don't have a problem with this being on the list, but definitely not at 43. Maybe 90-somethin', along with Tha Block Is Hot, just not 43.

Sorry, I had to vent a little bit, but I'll be back with the next 20 sometime later depending on what time the debate wraps up.

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September 10, 2008

ThisThis Week In Flops 9/10/08

I was able to steal a few minutes on the internet here at work so here's an short version of This Week In Flops for you.

LL is still the man, but unfortunately none of his singles are poppin' so I'm guessing he does somewhere between 80k-110k.

Unlike LL, Kardi actually has a track blazing on radio BUT unfortunately its not gonna help him much in the sales department. I'm guessing 50k-75k.
When was the last time this nigga dropped?? Matter of fact, I didn't even know he was coming out with a new album lol. I'm gonna guess you didn't either and put out a guess of 10k-25k

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September 05, 2008

LL Cool J - Radio/Ringtone Murder

Welp, as you probably already know, Exit 13 is all over the internet so go get at them links while you can lol. Here's 2 of my favorite joints though I haven't heard the entire album yet.

LL Cool J Feat. Ryan Leslie - Radio


Umm...why wasn't this the fist single?? This shit is waaay better than Baby!

LL Cool J - Ringtone Murder


This record right here is a BEAST! If only we could get more of this L.

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August 27, 2008

LL Cool J - Feel My Heart Beat/You Better Watch Me

I just saw LL on First Take debating with Skip Bayless about whether Any Given Sunday was over or underrated. Hilarious! You know Skip said it was overrated and L wasn't having it! He did say LL and Jamie almost saved the movie, but then added in that he still likes Nelly better lol. That part didn't really get L pissed, but when Skip said he was "clean" kinda suggesting L might be juicin' you could see him getting a lil hot under the tight collar lol. Whatever, what better time to post a nigga's shit then right after they debate with Skip Bayless??

LL Cool J Feat. 50 Cent - Feel My Heart Beat


Could it be any more obvious that 50 already had this song written and recorded for LL before he ever got to the studio??

LL Cool J - You Better Watch Me


Speaking of 50 Cent, this shit sounds like I Get Money's ugly lil sister lol. I ain't gon' front on L though because he was rippin' at some points in here, but damn its the same exact beat!

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June 25, 2008

Alicia Keys Feat. LL Cool J - Teenage Love Affair (Remix)

Alicia Keys is so sexy! ...Oh yeah she makes good music too! Listen:

Alicia Keys Feat. LL Cool J - Teenage Love Affair (Remix)


Yeah this is definitely dope shit here.

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June 11, 2008

Eminem Prank Calls LL Cool J

Honestly, I have no idea why I'm posting this, but whatever now I already started lol.

Eminem Prank Calls LL Cool J

Forget prank calls, I'm gonna need Eminem to drop some new shit! And not any of that bullshit he dropped with T.I. and Akone, I'm talking about some REAL shit like that 97-03 type shit. Can you do that for us Em??

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June 02, 2008

Boring!

No need to put any of these tracks in individual posts because they are all pretty boring lol. All of them aren't necessarily wack, but they are certified snoozers.

Papoose - Dats Bitchassness


I almost can't believe Pap did this lol. I mean not only he is like 2 months late with this track, but its corny as fuck lol. It sounds like he was just trying to capitalize off the success of the phrase and the shirts and rushed some shit out...like 2-3 months late lol.

Bow Wow Feat. Lil Wayne - Money In The Way


I like Bow, but obviously people have hurt his pride to the point where he only makes songs about how much more money he has than everyone else lol. Oh and lol @ Bow Wow (of all people) crackin' on JD's height in the verse.

Young Chris Feat. Lil Wayne - Paradise


This shit was boring as hell! But hey did anyone else catch how Chris threw Wayne under the bus when he was naming famous people who snort in that last verse?? Shame lol.

Donnie J. - Rolling Stone


After all this wait I really hope this shit isn't what we're supposed to be suspecting from the album lol.

LL Cool J Feat. Trey Songz - Girl If I



LL Cool J - Hi Again Haters


LL HAS to come harder than these 2 shits if he wants have any success with Exit 13.

Serius Jones - Let It Bang


This is the least boring of the tracks so I put it last lol.

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