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Showing posts with label DJ Vlad. Show all posts
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September 30, 2010

Kat Stacks, Brian Pumper Wants YOU!


Can't you see Brian Pumper's face on one of those Uncle Sam poster with the finger pointing trying to recruit Kat Stacks into porn??

Seriously though, why the hell not?? I mean, it's not like she's ashamed of being a whore, might as well get paid for it. Of course I'd have to add her name to the list of pornstars I'm not interested in seeing work, alongside Montana Fishburne and Caviar aka Bethany Benz (after she broke that dude's dick, I just can't watch her shit anymore).

Anyway, B. Pumper makes another plea after the jump.




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April 30, 2010

Pinky Speaks On Her Weight Gain ...Kinda


I wish niggas would stop dancing around it and just ask how what happened when she went from skinny to thick to just fat. Why are we talking about her weight gain from skinny to thick, and not from thick to fat, DJ Vlad??

Whatever, she looks mighty fine in this video. Now that she's slimming back down, maybe she'll jump back in the porn game full force?? I'd be happy to have her. Lord knows those big girl scenes from 2008-09 were brutal to watch...well except for "Squirt Fest" with Stacie Lane and T.C. (Talkin' Cuh aka Wesley Pipes)! That's a classic! Then again, I think that came out this year so she's not as big in it.

(And yes, "Squirt Fest" is playing in the background as I write this lol.)

Anyway, here's another part of Pinky's VladTV interview that I found interesting:


Wait a minute, she said her dad is lock up, right?? But didn't she say he loved Cherokee D'Ass and "skips" over her scenes right after that?? They got DVD players in prison now?? Besides the whole "no women" and "dry anal rape" thing, this prison shit doesn't sound so bad now-a-days lol.

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April 23, 2010

Tila Tequila Says She's "The Female 2Pac"


I know people are gonna get all over Tila for making that ridiculous statement, but I'm gonna forgive her in advance. This is the same chick who claimed Shawne Merriman beat her up, though the medical examiners could find no signs of it. This is the same chick who claimed she was pregnant by The Game. This is the same chick who went on UStream naked trying to look sexy with her tampon string hanging out like her pussy ate a lab mouse. This bitch is insane!

The moral of the story is this: Crazy people say crazy shit, so don't waste your time/energy getting mad at them when they do. Remember, they're crazy!

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November 08, 2009

Charlamagne Tha God Talks About Being Fired


Hmmm, did Jay-Z have anything to do with C Tha God getting fired?? I didn't think of it that way, but its a possibility. I doubt it though because C been talking shit about Jay forever so I don't see why this would make him make the station drop the ax on him.

Who knows, but Charlamagne is gonna land on his feet so its all good. I got my fingers crossed for him coming down here to 99 Jamz though, that would be hot!

Speaking of 99 Jamz, man, I didn't know K. Foxx left DJ Khaled's show back in July and is on Hot 97 in New York?? I didn't know until I watched this video with Tracy Morgan, but that is big! No, that is HUGE! I'm proud of her, but I was just shocked to hear it. I think 99 Jamz should either bring back Big Lip Bandit and Supa Cindy for the 6-10 show or bring in C Tha God. Or they could bring in a young gun like me lol. That's just my take.

Related:
Charlamagne Tha God Fired From 100.3 The Beat In Philly

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October 26, 2009

Saigon VladTV Freestyle


Damn Sai ripped that! I still haven't listened to Warning Shots 2 yet so if you have, let me know if this is on there lol.

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Charlamagne: Lil Wayne Got What He Deserved


I ain't even mad at Charlamagne because what he's saying is true. The end lol.

Related:
Lil Wayne Pleads Guilty To Gun Charge, Gets 1 Year In Prison

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October 11, 2009

Hell Rell Probably Would've Just Snuffed Lil Mama


As y'all can probably tell, I'm bored as hell and just watching random shit on YouTube lol. This video made me laugh though and I wouldn't have blamed Hell if he did snuff Lil Mama for doing this to him lol.

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September 18, 2009

DJ Vlad's Top 5 Most Award Show Awkward Moments

I know everyone (aka white people) wanna act like Kanye doing what he did on the VMAs last week was a once in a lifetime Hell-worthy offense, but its not. Check out DJ Vlad's top 5 most award show awkward moments.


Nice list BUT how can you leave off that VMAs moment where the rock guy runs on stage and climbs up that structure they had on stage?? I can't be the only one that remembers this! It was in the late-90s and I believe it was Limp Bizkit accepting the award. Either way it should've been on and either way not only what Kanye did NOT that serious, but its not the first and it won't be the last. And I still wouldn't be surprised if it was all staged anyway.

Now lets re-live some more classic Kanye moments that were actually meant to be funny, unlike the unintentional comedy found in the more recent ones. Here's the SNL skit he did a few years ago.



"Aww hell naw fam!" LMAO! Still hilarious!

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The Guy Who Punched Joe Budden


Umm, is DJ Vlad the best person to be reporting this topic?? I mean it was that long ago that he was in the same shoes Joey was lol.

Anyway, this is all well and good, but did dude say he was an artists too?? He said he was 30-plus, but dude at least 42. At least! That lets me know that this was more about him getting on than anything Joey did/said. Sad.

Here's some more from this guy.


Related:
Joe Budden Speaks On Getting His Eye Dotted
Joe Budden Wants A 'Squaredance'

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July 26, 2009

The Rap Game Is Kinda Like The... Porn Game??


She's retiring and bringing a new chick into the game?? Is this how porn works now?? What ever happened to people who liked to fuck contacting people who like to film people fuck and getting it in that way?? Now we have like artist development for pornstars?? Interesting.

Oh well, as long as she's nice and hairless I'm down! Can't wait to see this Fame Cummings in action because nothing beats a squirter. Nothing!

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July 06, 2009

Best I Ever Vlad


Shots fired at VladTV, shots fired at Star & Buc Wild, shots fired at WorldStar!

I'm glad I wasn't the only one wonder why Vlad was trying to bring Star and Buc Wild back. I mean, who cares what they have to say?? I remember listening to them on the radio and their shit was fuckin' lame and I usually ended up changing the station.

I'm also glad I wasn't the only one wondering about WorldStar's views. I mean the site is popular, but when an Ace Hood video (or one of any random rapper for that matter and like 54,000 views within minutes of it being posted you've got to be skeptical lol.

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May 18, 2009

Jaz-O Still Taking Shots At Jay-Z


How old is this nigga?? Jay-Z is 39 himself and he was his big homie so this nigga gotta be somewhere between like 45-50, and he's still keeping up this bullshit?? (And of course by "this bullshit" I mean his rap career.) Nigga let it go! You're somewhere in your late 40s, if your career ain't jumped off yet, it ain't gonna happen. I mean seriously, this man's career highlight was being featured on the 6th single released off Hard Knock Life. THAT WAS 10 YEARS AGO! Its time to move on with your life.

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March 25, 2009

Asher Roth Speaks On White Rappership


Asher, people don't compare you to Eminem because you're white, they compare you to Eminem because you sound exactly like him. Duh. I like Asher, but its dumb of him to think people would compare him to Kweli or Common over Eminem no matter what color his skin is. If he was black and sounded the same as he does now, he'd still get compared to Em. Its your voice bro, its your voice.

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February 01, 2009

Jacki-O Wants To Smash Mos Def??


Interesting...

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January 15, 2009

Uncle Murder Off Def Jam

Who didn't see this coming??


Uncle Murda is straight with me but in all honesty his music isn't that great. Well at least he got to be on Def Jam for awhile, that's more than you can say for a lot of other niggas.

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January 04, 2009

Joe Budden & Ransom Videos

Last week, after I got over the Cowboys' loss, I actually got a chance to catch up on this lil video beef situation between Joe Budden and Ransom so if you haven't yet, you can do that now:


Pretty funny stuff. Well besides when that other nigga started talking. Who told him we cared what he had to say and/or ad-lib?? lol.


This is pretty lame. Are we supposed to think y'all are tough guys because you slapped somebody's friend's brother?? That nigga has NOTHING to do with the situation. And if Ran was so gangsta, why didn't he just go to Joe's crib?? You can go to this dude's crib, but you can't go to Joe's?? Niggas are weird. Oh, and the best part of this video HAS to be when dude thinks about what just happened for a second and then just closes the door lmao. Doesn't get much better than that!


I'm surprised logic came in to play so quickly this time around. Seems to me that Joe should have been thinking this way from the beginning seeing that beefing with Ransom doesn't help his career at all lol. Besides that, Joe already murdered that nigga lyrically WELL OVER A YEAR ago! I mean that was even before Mood Muzik 3 came out...and it wasn't even close lol.

Related:
Ransom Responds to Joe Budden Diss
Ransom Vs. Joe Budden
Joe Budden Is STILL That Nigga!

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Top "5" Girls Freekey Zekey Would Smash

I just got around to watching this video tonight, but its funny.


This nigga is hilarious! Even though he didn't get to the 5th girl, this was still pure comedy lol. Was I the only one who noticed him saying "my man, my man" when about to name his 3rd "girl" before Vlad interjects with Eva Mendes?? I would've like to hear how he would attempt to clean that sentence up lol.

On another note, I was just thinking and damn Roselyn Sanchez is so sexy! She's the only reason I watched that terrible cop movie Nick Cannon did (can't think of the name but it was cheesy lol). She needs to do a model spread or something...or at least a new movie lol.

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December 24, 2008

Ransom Responds to Joe Budden Diss

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July 26, 2008

VladTV Presents Jae Millz Sweet 16's Freestyle

Damn, Jae! I still can't believe you committed career suicide, but you still my nigga though. Anyway, check out Millz rippin' this DJ Vlad shit even though they disrespected him and called him "Lil Wayne's artist"! I mean he is at the end of the day, but don't discredit this man like he ain't put in no work over the years.



If you aren't retarded you can tell this was meant to be spit over the A Milli beat so no he didn't "jack" Wayne's flow. The nerve of niggas saying anybody jacked Wayne's flow when Wayne jacked "his" flow lol.

Also See:
Jae Millz - Straight Outta Southside
Jae Millz - That Cash
R.I.P. To The Career Of Jae Millz

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