Why???: Bizarre Gets A Nicki Minaj Tattoo

If you don't want to watch the whole video (which I'm sure you don't), just skip to 7:48.

I want to fuck Nicki Minaj too, but this is just plain retarded. And I know retarded is his whole schtick, but how does this he Bizzy at all? Obviously it's not gonna make Nicki fuck him, but it also isn't wild enough to get him any real buzz going. If you're a rapper and doing something doesn't get you pussy or money, then why do it? Exxxxactly!

Oh well, at least we have an early leader in the club house for Lamest Tattoo on next year's L.A.M.E. Awards.

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Bizarre - Hey Nicki Video

I absolutely loved this shit! Hey Young Real Nigga, why didn't you think of this? Get back to me on that buddy.

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This Week In Flops 5/18/10

At one point, I thought this day would never come, but finally it has. The promotion strategy was a little bit curious to me because I was seeing commercials for the album on ESPN2 at 11am. That's basically a waste of ad time. Well, I still think Nas' name can help carry it a little bit (I know that's a major factor in my eventual purchase), so I'm gonna guess it lands in the 50-80k range.

I like a lot of singers, but I don't think I love any of their voices as much as I do Janelle Monae's. There's just something about the sound of it that just strikes a nerve in me.

Unfortunately I'm one of the few people who feels that way, as this album has received little, to no promo from Bad Boy outside of retweets from Diddy on Twitter. Granted, Diddy does have over 2.5 million followers, but you'd just like to see more for such a talent. This could work though, because if just a few thousand of that 2.5 million listen to Diddy and go buy the album, this could change the game.

Seriously, if Janelle moves 300,000 first week almost solely off of retweets by Diddy, you don't think people would start paying Diddy to retweet their stuff?? Well I do.

Fingers crossed that that does happen, but just in case, I'm gonna guess somewhere in between 30-60k.

I didn't even know this was an album, I thought it was just going to be a mixtape. Forgive me Hip-Hop purest, I have been a bit out of the loop with my music lately.

Anyway, I have the newest Kweli and Hi-Tek collabo album doing 15-30k.

I didn't even know this was on the horizon, and I'm sure you didn't either. One of the underrated "Worst Rapper Alive" candidates, I'm sure this album is awful. I'm guessing 3-15k unless Eminem pulls a Diddy and tweets about it non-stop for the next week.

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Bizarre - Juggalo

There's nothing really to say when it comes to Bizzy so I'll just let the song play lol.

Bizarre - Juggalo


Hmm... I wonder if Bizarre still has them verses for $750?? lol.

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I Know You Don't Care But... Bizarre Got Dem Verse Fa Da Low

That's right, $750 to be exact! Only problem is that who wants a Bizarre feature?? I mean I don't see how that could help your career out at all, but can't knock the hustle, right? lol. Welp, might as well hear him out anyway:


Good luck with that Bizzy.

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This Week In Flops 10/23/07

Whats good yall? Sorry I couldn't come this with The Week In Flops last week, but yall know how my internet situation was but anyway fuck that I'm back! Now, don't expect a big debut from anyone this week because if you are you'll undoubtedly be disappointed. The #1 album WILL be Carrie Underwood's Carnival Ride, but a lil further down the chart will be Chris Hurricane Chris' debut album 51/50 Ratchet. His label did him a TERRIBLE injustice by releasing his album about 2 months after his single A Bay Bay played out and his buzz is all but gone. Whatever the case, his album actually wasn't half bad, but that won't stop him from doing about 50-70k first week.

Even further down the chart will be JD's greatest hits album Y'all Know What This Is... The Hits which I'm guessing do about 15-25k with little to no promo.

Its all downhill from there because none of the rest of the Hip-Hop debuts will even sale over 10,000 including Little Brother's Get Back, Bizarre's Blue Cheese 'N' Choney Island, and Trae's Life Goes On. The good thing is that none of those albums are on majors so they'll be fine.

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