This video came out on Tuesday, but hell, better late than never. I really have to find a job that requires less of my time and attention. This being an adult shit is for the birds.
Anyway, I'm not even gonna front, that was a nice looking pussy. I'm not sold on it actually being her's (could've been a pussy stunt double lol), but if it was, congrats to her for keeping up with it through all the abuse. Kat Stacks' pussy's redemption story is something like Oprah's. Through all the adversity and sexual abuse, they both turned out just fine.
Don't get me wrong though, I'm still sure Kat Stacks' kat is as deep as the ocean is blue. Again, like Oprah, all the pain and ugliness is on the inside.
Oh, and I still wouldn't fuck.
(Side note: And why isn't she doing porn, again?? I can't figure it out.)
September 30, 2010
Kat Stacks Kat
Kat Stacks, Brian Pumper Wants YOU!
Can't you see Brian Pumper's face on one of those Uncle Sam poster with the finger pointing trying to recruit Kat Stacks into porn??
Seriously though, why the hell not?? I mean, it's not like she's ashamed of being a whore, might as well get paid for it. Of course I'd have to add her name to the list of pornstars I'm not interested in seeing work, alongside Montana Fishburne and Caviar aka Bethany Benz (after she broke that dude's dick, I just can't watch her shit anymore).
Anyway, B. Pumper makes another plea after the jump.
Young Jack Thriller Presents So Disrespectful Ep. 13
I don't know how I missed this new episode for so long! All I can say is I need to find a job that requires me to work less lol.
September 08, 2010
A Few Thoughts On Soulja Boy vs. Fabolous
Thought #1: Soulja Boy is such a fuckin' loser!
There's no way around it, the guy is a lame. Beside the fact he's terrible at making music, outside the fact he's a likely coke monster, and beyond the fact he stuck his dick into Kat Stacks, the man is just supremely lame.
And yes, I used the word MAN on purpose. Believe or not, Soulja Boy is not 15 anymore, he's a grown man of 20 years, so let's stop acting like he's a child that needs to be defended. The excuse of "he's just a kid making music for kids" is OVER. Stop using it. He's grown and lame, that's just what it is.
Thought #2: Why is Soulja Boy mad at Fabolous??
Seriously, why?? This seems so random, does it not?? Is it because Fab said he had "Stupid Boy Swag" 2 weeks ago?? Out of everybody that made fun of him for getting Kat Stacks'd, he picked Fabolous to "beef" with?? Further reinforcement for thought #1.
Thought #3: Soulja Boy does know he's still Soulja Boy, right??
Look, it's been well documented by the likes of Rick James and Dave Chappelle, cocaine is indeed a helluva drug. This we know. But did Soulja Boy get high to the point he thought he was someone else??
Hear me out. I don't follow Soulja on Twitter (as you shouldn't), but I read some of the things he had to say about Fab. He was talking about Fab is wack, he doesn't sell any record, and he even said he's gonna punch him in the face when he see's him. Uhh, let's dissect these allegations levied by Soulja Boy against Fabolous right quick.
1) Fab is wack: Really?? Because if Fab is wack, what exactly does that make you, Soulja?? Double wack?? Negative wack?? Double-negative wack?? I really want to know. Maybe the coke made him think he was Big Boi or T.I. or someone with talent, because with his track record, it should be against the law for him to call ANYONE else wack. I don't care if it's Gucci Mane, the guy who made Goku can't call any other rapper wack because he resides at the bottom of the bottom in all facets of rap.
2) Fab doesn't sell records: Oh, and you do?? Maybe somebody needs to reminds lil Soulja that he doesn't exactly move big units himself. Again, we've established that cocaine is a helluva drug, but has Soulja Boy forgotten iSouljaBoyTellem debuted at #43 with 34,000 sold first week only 1 year after he was the "hottest" thing in the game?? At least Fabolous has 2 platinum plaques, you only have one and it took you a dance craze, YouTube, ringtones, and a now dead snap movement to get that. Maybe he uses the coke to suppress all memories of that album ever happening??
3) He's gonna punch Fab when he see's him: When someone announces that they're going to hit someone or fight someone, that usually means they aren't going to do it. It's also the mark of someone who is looking to get a fight broken up as soon as possible if they do have the balls to swing on who they said they would swing on in the first place. Now I'm not saying Fabolous is a super thug or nothing, but we all know Soulja Boy isn't.
Besides, if he really wanted to hit him, the VMAs are this Sunday and I'm sure both of them are going to be there. If punching someone was really on your agenda, why not just wait and punch him then instead of telling the world?? Oh yeah, that's right, it's because you're a lame crying out for attention.
Thought #4: Respect is earned, not given.
The overriding theme I noticed from reading Soulja Boy's bitch fit via Twitter was respect. He wants people to respect him because he feels like he isn't getting any.
Here's the question though, why should they?? Seriously, all joking aside, if Soulja Boy sat down, looked at his career and his body of work, does he really think he's in line to be respected in Hip-Hop?? Yeah, he sold some record and had a #1 hit 3 years ago, but for that people are just supposed to give you respect?? I'm sorry Soulja, that's not how this whole respect thing works. You want to be a rapper, well get better! Your new music is arguably worse than your old music, that isn't exactly a ringing endorsement for respect.
Here's an idea, instead of bitching about people not respecting you, make some good music and MAKE them respect you. If you're just gonna keep putting out sloppy wack shit like this, don't get mad when nobody respects you.
Oh, and not fuckin' hoes like Kat Stacks might help as well.
Thought #5: Why isn't Soulja Boy considered a hater??
This is what kills me, if Fabolous started going at Soulja Boy for no reason everybody would be running around saying "damn, Fab hatin" or "Fab is such a hater," but since it's a known garbage rapper going at a talented one, it's okay. That's wack to me. It's just like when a fat person cracks on a skinny person for being skinny it's funny, but when a skinny person cracks on a fat person for being fat, all of a sudden they're insensitive and it's a problem. Bullshit! Fuck Soulja Boy, he's a hater. He hates on our ears with his music and he hates on his nose with his habit. He's a hater.
Okay, I'm done. It's a shame this was all for nothing though because Soulja Boy is supposed to squash him "beef" with Fab tonight at 8pm on Power 105 with DJ Clue. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.
August 25, 2010
Soulja Boy Gets Kat Stacks'd
My disdain for Soulja Boy has been well documented on this very site dating back to 2007. And even with all of that, when I heard Kat Stacks made a video about me, I was set to come to his defense. Unfortunately for the boy named Soulja, this video is indefensible. (Here's a close up of the direct messages on Twitter if you couldn't read them.)
Judging solely by the music this guy makes, we can't expect him to have much sense, but damn. This nigga got the bitch up in the bed cakin' and snorting lines and shit. And not just any bitch, Kat Stacks...bitch! Did he think he was immune to getting "the treatment" from Kat??
You know what?? Yes, I do think he thought that. In all honesty, I think Soulja Boy had a crush on her, thought she liked him back, and thought they were falling in love and he was about to change her hoin' ways (I guess he didn't read my post on her not only being a ho, but also having mental disabilities). Think about it, the dude is still only 20 years-old. We all know young niggas are susceptible to falling too hard for a bitch, especially a guy who pretty much missed all those high school years where guys fall too hard for the wrong girl. So instead of him falling for a chick, who doesn't like him back, at 16 or 17, he did it at 20.
You give me one other explanation that makes more sense then that. I'll wait. Matter of fact, no I won't, because you can't. There's no other explanation for why he felt comfortable enough around her where he'd fly her out first class, put her in a nice hotel room (that he stayed in with the bitch), slept with her, showered around her, and even exposed his cocaine habit to her. (And, no, we didn't actually see him snorting the lines, but if you found out the creator of such foolishness as Pretty Boy Swag and Goku had an affinity with coke, you wouldn't believe it??) Let's just face it, he fell for the bitch.
(Side note: Fabolous making that #StupidBoySwag TT last night was hilarious!)
June 30, 2010
Lil Twist & His Aunt Make Kat Stacks Apologize
I'm not gonna lie, I do kinda, sorta starting to feel sorry for Kat Stacks. I know, I know, just hear me out.
Okay, do I think she deserves all these bad things that are happening to her?? Yes, 100%, she brought ALL of this on herself. But look at her face, she just looks so gotdamn pathetic, almost as if she doesn't know why this is happening to her. How could you not feel sorry for her (unless you were one of the rappers she tried to put on blast)?? It almost felt like they were harassing a mentally challenged kid...wait a minute, maybe they were??
If for one second you think this chick is in her right mind, you're about half as crazy as she is. Now I'm no doctor, but I'm almost positive she suffers from some sort of mental disorder...and no I'm NOT joking. Doesn't she live here in Florida?? Somebody in her family should have her Baker Acted. I bet if they did they'd find something wrong with her.
Where is her family anyway, don't they see her life spiraling out of control?? I know she's grown, but if Cougar Stacks can scream on Chopper, then she can do something about her daughter. Or better yet, done something about her before she turned into the cumdumpster she is today.
How about this, we find ol' Cougar Stacks and send her ass to jail?? Parents need to be held more responsible for the seeds they create and unleash on society. Kat Stacks didn't just turn into what she is today overnight, this has been brewing for years, and her mom never did anything about it. Now she's our problem. Bullshit! Go arrest Cougar, and Baker Act Kat. Done and done, problem solved.
So in closing, I don't feel sorry for Kat Stacks in the sense that she is getting what she's been asking for, but rather in the sense that she's most likely not working with a full deck and was allowed to be unleashed on us all.
May 29, 2010
Kat Stacks SLAPPED!
I've never felt less sorry for a woman who got hands put on them by a man in my life. This was more of an inevitability than anything else. Come to think of it, I should've got with some friends and made a bet on how long it'd take for her to be physically assaulted. It actually took longer than I would've thought. Oh well, missed opportunity.
Anyway, this is what that bitch gets. And shame on anybody trying to defend her over this shit. She's purposely trying to ruin people's lives and careers, and now I'm supposed to have sympathy for the bitch?? Fuck that.
Now, would I have slapped her?? No. But am I offended and appalled that someone else did?? Nope! She got what she had coming as far as I'm concerned. Don't give people a reason to want to attack you and guess what?? THEY WON'T ATTACK YOU!
Unfortunately she won't learn her lesson and might become the new Yung Berg.
May 24, 2010
April 30, 2010
I Know You Don't Care But... Kat Stacks Fucked Another Rapper
Aight, this is gonna be the first time I've ever really spoke on this slut bucket Kat Stacks (and also the first "I Know You Don't Care But..." since last June), so lets try it out and see how it goes. First, watch this video:
First and foremost, Game should release this nigga XO from Black Wall Street immediately. Besides the fact that this is probably the most shine he's ever gonna get, there's just no coming back from this. After all the whoring this broad has done throughout the industry, you fucked her?? And that's not even mentioning the fact that she has the face of an ass, implants that look like the doctor inserted 2 balls from a McDonald's PlayPlace's ball pit into her chest, and mostly carries at least 2 forms of STD on her at all times like I.D.'s.
XO, I know it's rough being an unknown rapper who isn't gonna make it, but damn. You're (probably) better than this, dude.
April 05, 2010
Kat Stacks: Last Comic Kneeling
I haven't had any time to talk about this Kat Stacks broad, but in the mean time check out this hilarious video!
