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Showing posts with label Fat Joe. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fat Joe. Show all posts

May 24, 2012

Fat Joe - Pride N Joy (feat. Kanye West, Miguel, Jadakiss, Mos Def, DJ Khaled, Roscoe Dash & Busta Rhymes)

Here's a new single from Fat Joe that features waaaay too many niggas. Check it out.


"What happened to the Jadakiss, Mos Def and Busta Rhymes verses?" I'm sure that's what you're asking, and really I don't know. If you're also wonder why it says they're featured on the song, it's because they are. Jada, Mos, and Busta, along with DJ Khaled, are the collage of voices you hear on the chant part, while that's Miguel and Roscoe Dash you hear on the shitty hook. A bit much, right? Right.

On another note, are we trying to bring back auto-tune already? Really? Rappers, please let that shit remain dead. Please.

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April 12, 2012

Thursday Billboard Update - 4/12/12

Nicki Minaj's Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded (which I finally found out was a new album and not a re-release) debuts at #1 with 253,000 sold. I thought she would sell more, but oh well. Madonna's MDNA, which sold 359,400 copies last week, falls to #8 with 48,000 sold, down 86.7%. That's the greatest 2nd-week sales decline for a #1 album since SoundScan began tracking sells in 1991. Debuting at #9 is Marvin Sapp's I Win with 37,000 sold.

Fun.'s We Are Young featuring Janelle Monae remains at #1 for a 6th week.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded (2)
2. Adele - 21 (3-2)
3. Rascal Flatts - Changed (3)
4. Lionel Richie - Tuskegee (2-4)
5. One Direction - Up All Night (6-5)
6. Monsters & Men - My Head Is An Animal (6)
7. Various Artists - The Hunger Games (5-7)
8. Madonna - MDNA (1-8)
9. Marvin Sapp - I Win (9)
10. Shinedown - Amaryllis (4-10)
  • Obie Trice's Bottoms Up debuts at #130 with 4,400 sold. That sucks dick, I'm gonna go buy a copy this weekend.

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. fun. - We Are Young (1-1)
2. Gotye - Somebody That I Used to Know (3-2)
3. The Wanted - Glad You Came (4-3)
4. One Direction - What Makes You Beautiful (9-4)
5. Justin Bieber - Boyfriend (2-5)
6. Nicki Minaj - Starships (6-6)
7. Flo Rida - Wild Ones (7-7)
8. Kelly Clarkson - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) (5-8)
9. Katy Perry - Part Of Me (8-9)
10. Carly Rae Jepsen - Call Me Maybe (10-10)
  • Adele's Rumour Has It jumps 12 spots 35-23.
  • Jennifer Lopez's Dance Again featuring Pitbull debuts at #27.
  • G.O.O.D. Music's Mercy debuts at #38.
  • Nicki Minaj's Right By My Side featuring Chris Brown debuts at #51.
  • DJ Khaled's Take It To The Head with Chris Brown, Rick Ross, Nicki Minaj, and Lil Wayne debuts at #63.
  • Nicki Minaj's Beez In The Trap featuring 2 Chainz debuts at #78, while Va Va Voom debuts at #79.
  • T.I.'s Love This Life debuts at #81.
  • Fat Joe's Another Round debuts at #83.
  • K'Naan's Is Anybody Out There? with Nelly Furtado (whoa, where has she been??) debuts at #99.

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June 10, 2011

Less Fat Joe


This is great, I'm really happy for Joe on his weight loss. I think I'm most happy that he didn't have any surgery or go on any weird diet, he just ate right and exercised. That's what it's all about right, not diet books and informercial exercise devices. Go Joe!

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January 01, 2011

FiyahMuZik.com's Top 10 Albums Of 2010

Aight, sorry for the delay, but here it is, my annual top 10 albums list. Enjoy (but if you don't, too fuckin' bad, I'm the Hip-Hop Czar and this isn't up for debate).

#10
Battle Of The Sexes

#9
Thank Me Later

#8
Distant Relatives

#7
War Report 2

#6
The Darkside Vol. 1

#5
How I Get Over

#4
Sir Lucious Left Foot

#3
Recovery

#2
Teflon Don

#1
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy




Honorable Mention:

HFM2

Death Of A Popstar

No Mercy

The Naked Soul Of Sweet Jones

For the slow, that's:

10) Ludacris - Battle Of The Sexes
9) Drake - Thank Me Later
8) Nas & Damian Marley - Distant Relatives
7) Capone-N-Noreaga - The War Report 2
6) Fat Joe - The Darkside Vol. 1
5) The Roots - How I Got Over
4) Big Boi - Sir Lucious Left Foot
3) Eminem - Recovery
2) Rick Ross - Teflon Don
1) Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

Honorable Mention:
Lloyd Banks - Hunger For More 2
David Banner & 9th Wonder - Death Of A Pop Star
T.I. - No Mercy
Pimp C - The Naked Soul Of Sweet Jones

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August 05, 2010

Thursday Billboard Update - 8/5/10

Avenged Sevenfold - Nightmare
After fending off Rick Ross's Teflone Don last week, I thought Eminem's Recovery would be a lock for a 6th week at #1. But no. Recovery still moves an impressive 158,658, but Avenged Sevenfold's Nightmare moved 162,505 to takeover at #1. Em could very well return to #1 next week if it keeps up its steady pace, so this is just a bump in the road for Marshall.

Not much has changed from last week, Eminem's Love The Way You Lie featuring Rihanna remains #1. Katy Perry's Teenage Dream (20-7) and Usher's DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love (12-9) cross into the top 10.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Avenged Sevenfold - Nightmare (1)
2. Eminem - Recovery (1-2)
3. Rick Ross - Teflon Don (2-3)
4. Justin Bieber - My World 2.0 (6-4)
5. Drake - Thank Me Later (4-5)
6. Kidz Bop Kids - Kidz Bop 18 (5-6)
7. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (9-7)
8. Sheryl Crow - 100 Miles From Memphis (3-8)
9. Lady Gaga - The Fame (10-9)
10. Various Artists - Now 34 (8-10)
  • Tech N9ne's Gates Mixed Plate checks in at #13 with 17,230 sold.
  • 50 Cent said Fat Joe's new album The Darkside Vol. 1 sold 5,000 copies the other day. Well it actually sold 12,000 (12,186 to be exact). Nothing to write home about, but about at least he can say 50 was wrong if that helps lol.
  • Dru Hil's Indrupendence Day debuts at #30 and sells 11,500. Much better than I thought.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Eminem - Love The Way You Lie (1-1)
2. Katy Perry - California Gurls (2-2)
3. Taio Cruz - Dynamite (3-3)
4. B.o.B - Airplanes (4-4)
5. Enrique Iglesias - I Like It (6-5)
6. Mike Posner - Cooler Than Me (7-6)
7. Katy Perry - Teenage Dream (20-7)
8. Travis McCoy - Billionaire (7-5)
9. Usher - DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love (12-9)
10. Usher - OMG (8-10)
  • Flo Rida's Club Can't Handle Me jumps 19 more spots 52-33.
  • Chris Brown's Deuces hops 17 spots 84-67.
  • Asher Roth's G.R.I.N.D. debuts at #79.
  • Rihanna's Rockstar 101 debuts at #99.

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August 04, 2010

50 Cent Loves Fat Joe


Damn Fif, you still kicking Fat Joe's dead body?? Nigga been done since like '08 and you still at it. I thought you gave beef up with how quiet you were when that Ross album came out and all. Oh well, this shit made me laugh anyway lol. SoundScan wasn't officially out when this video was made, but 5,000 sold doesn't sound too far-fetched.

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July 29, 2010

This Week In Flops 7/27/10

Fat Joe
Fresh off being blessed with the title of Industry Prognosticator by Billboard.com, your boy Fiyah is back to do some prognosticating. Lets go!

Let's get a consensus going, Fat Joe has fallen completely off, right?? Oh ok, just making sure. I have this album, but haven't heard any it yet, and I'm assuming not many will. I'm guessing just 15-35k for the Fat man.

Tech N9ne
This is Tech N9ne's 11th studio album, can you believe that?? I can't, and that's probably because I still have heard any of them. Oh well, Tech still has a fanbase and does very well for an independent artist, so I'm guessing he lands in the 10-25 range.

Dru Hill
Hands up if you knew this album was coming out?? Stop lying, I didn't even know it was coming until I saw it leaked over the weekend lol. What the fuck Dru Hill, y'all didn't want to wait and try to build any buzz for this shit?? I mean, what is the single?? Has anybody heard it?? Hell, does anybody know what it was even called?? This album promises to be more of a fail than Nokio's hair (hey Nokio, being suspect is Sisqo's shtick, not yours), so I'm guessing 3-15k.

Slum Village
I didn't even know there were enough Slum Village members alive to make this album happen. I'm not sure this album will chart, so I'm thinking 1-6k.

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January 29, 2010

They Wanna Rock Right Now!

They Wanna Rock Right Now
In an attempt to catch up with my website, here's 11 of the freestyles over Snoop Dogg's I Wanna Rock, and the official remix with Jay-Z. Enjoy if you hadn't heard them all.


I was gonna put them in order from best to worst, but fuck that, I'll just tell you my favorites were Jay-Z's, Crooked I's, and AC's. Those probably went the hardest.

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October 15, 2009

Thursday Billboard Update - 10/15/09

Crazy Love
As far as Hip-Hop is concerned, ain't much going on in the top 10, but Jay-Z's Blueprint 3 officially past the 1 million sold mark this week. With 64,800 sold BP3 has moved 1,061,600 total.

After Jay Sean's Down upset the Black Eyed Peas' I Gotta Feeling for the #1 spot last week, Britney Spears' 3 knocks them both out and opens in the pole position this week. G shit!

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Michael Bublé - Crazy Love (1)
2. Kiss - Sonic Boom (2)
3. Toby Keith - American Ride (3)
4. Barbara Streisand - Love Is The Answer (1-4)
5. Jay-Z - Blueprint 3 (6-5)
6. Luke Bryan - Doin' My Thing (6)
7. Mariah Carey - Memoirs Of An Imperfect Angel (3-7)
8. Miley Cyrus - The Time Of Our Lives (11-8)
9. Backstreet Boys - This Is Us (9)
10. Breaking Benjamin - Dear Agony (4-10)
  • Fat Joe's J.O.S.E. 2 barely made a mark on the charts coming in at #73 with just 8,300 sold. Sad. Just sad. Expect to hear from 50 on this matter.
  • Speaking of beefs, Jim Jones and DJ Webstar tried to pick a fight with Jay-Z over D.O.A. this summer and this fall their joint album The Rooftop failed to chart on the Billboard 200! The last album on the 200 sold 2,600 and The Rooftop sold less than that! Shit! I heard of flopping, but not even charting?? That's some Khia shit lol.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Britney Spears - 3 (1)
2. Jay Sean - Down (1-2)
3. Miley Cyrus - Party In The U.S.A. (2-3)
4. Jason Rulo - Whatcha Say (4-4)
5. Jay-Z - Run This Town (3-5)
6. Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling (5-6)
7. Lady GaGa - Paparazzi (6-7)
8. Taylor Swift - You Belong With Me (7-8)
9. Owl City - Fireflies (11-9)
10. Kings Of Leon - Use Somebody (8-9)
  • The Black Eyed Peas' Meet Me Halfway continues its journey north going 15 more spots up 32-17.
  • Chris Brown's come back single I Can Transform Ya with Lil Wayne and Swizz Beatz debuts at #52 this week.
  • T.I.'s Hell Of A Life debuts at #54 after its video dropped a couple weeks back.
  • LMFAO has a track with Lil Jon called Shots and it debuts at #98.
  • Pulling up the rear is Birdman's Money To Blow with Lil Wayne & Drake at #100. His album Pricele$$ is dropping November 23rd.

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October 06, 2009

This Week In Flops 10/6/09

J.O.S.E. 2
What happened to Fat Joe's marketing dollars?? Did he just pocket the money himself and say fuck promo?? I don't know, but when a video 50 Cent made about your album being wack is the biggest buzz its gotten thus far, that's a bad sign. No, that's an abysmal sign. I'm gonna go with 20-45k and more videos of 50 Cent making fun of him.

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September 30, 2009

50 Cent Rushed To The Hospital

Blah blah blah, you probably already saw these videos, but I had to document them on the website since I took an unofficial day off yesterday.


This nigga 50 man, dude is CRAZY! I love it though lol. Not sure why he's still concerning himself with Fat Joe, but the shit is still mad funny.

But wait, there's more!


LMAO! The first video was funny, but this shit is HILARIOUS! I thought I remembered hearing something about Young Buck falling off something over the weekend, but I forgot to look into it. This diss was quite strong because he was able to tap Joe (his music), Buck (falling off the bike), and Game (crying and saying he loves Hip-Hop a la Game in 2008).

Just in case you were wondering, J.O.S.E. 2 drops this Tuesday October 6th.

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September 15, 2009

Fat Joe - Aloha (feat. Pleasure P & Rico Love)



Wow, I never heard a song that sounded like this before! How do they keep doing it??

Oh, and who told Ashy Larry he should start rapping??

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September 03, 2009

Fat Joe - Hey Joe Video



Damn, I was JUST wondering what happened to J.O.S.E. 2 the other day too. I like the song but I think I'm gonna hate on it because he used my "bullets like easy pass, they run right through ya" line that a wrote in like 2004 when I still used to spit. Of course I know Joe didn't bite it from me, but I kinda like to think he did anyway. Makes me feel more important lol.

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May 22, 2009

New Lil Wayne & Fat Joe Albums Get Pushed Back

And Lean Back, And Lean Back...
First Fat Joe's J.O.S.E. 2 got pushed to June and this his boy Wayne's Rebirth fuckery got pushed from June to July (the 21st to be exact).

Question: Is anyone checking for Rebirth?? I know I'm not (to the surprise of no one lol), but is anybody?? I mean I completely forgot about the damn thing and Prom Queen has vanish from the face of the Earth.

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April 10, 2009

Rick Ross - Mafia Music (Remix) (feat. The Game, Fat Joe & Ja Rule)

Rick Ross - Mafia Music (Remix) (feat. The Game, Fat Joe & Ja Rule)

Finally, a diss of substance from Ross! ...And only 2 months late lol. I like this track, but it doesn't change the fact that he lost this "battle" big time. Besides, this track wasn't handled right anyway. For starters, Buck and Cam'ron ain't even on it. If you're gonna do something like you gotta follow all the way through. Then Game didn't even diss 50, he just spit a verse. Ja Rule ripped his verse, but him dissing 50 at this point in what's left of his career is just comical (no literally it is, I actually started laughing during his verse lol). Now, Fat Joe and Ross did their thing, but at the end of the day this just isn't enough and its waaaaay too late for soft jabs like this.

As a diss record this was aight, but as a album cut I think this shit is murderous.

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March 15, 2009

Fat Joe - One (feat. Akon) Video



Pretty standard video. Anyway, Jealous Ones Still Envy 2 (J.O.S.E. 2) is now due May 19th so look out for that.

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October 02, 2008

VH1's 100 Greatest Hip-Hop Songs 41-60

Wow! After Tuesday's pretty decent list, VH1 reverted right back to the questionable picks that plagued the first 20 on Monday. I'm not even gonna say anything yet, take a look at this list and if you can't tell which songs stick out like a sour thumb then you're crazy!

60. LL Cool J - I Need Love
59. Ol' Dirty Bastard - Shimmy Shimmy Ya
58. Ludacris Feat. Shawnna - What's Your Fantasy
57. Big Daddy Kane - I Get The Job Done
56. Busta Rhymes - Woo Ha!
55. Terror Squad - Lean Back
54. MC Lyte - Cha Cha Cha
53. The Lox Feat. Lil Kim & DMX - Money, Power, & Respect
52. Foxy Brown Feat. Jay-Z - I'll Be
51. Doug E. Fresh & Slick Rick - The Show
50. Lil Wayne - Tha Block Is Hot
49. Boogie Down Productions - My Philosphy
48. Nas - One Love
47. Young MC - Bust A Move
46. De La Soul - Me, Myself, & I
45. Geto Boys - Mind Playing Tricks
44. Method Man Feat. Mary J. Blige - I'll Be There For You
43. The Game Feat. 50 Cent - Hate It Or Love It
42. Roxanne Shante - Roxanne's Revenge
41. Funky 4 + 1 - That's The Joint

Tha Block Is Hot is over The Show??? These niggas CAN'T be serious! Before we even get into why its bullshit to have Tha Block Is Hot this high, lets tackle why the hell is The Show is in the 50s! Seriously, the 50s??? One of the most classic Hip-Hop songs of all-time is in the freakin' 50s! There's NO reason why this shouldn't have been in the top 20 at least. Now back to Tha Block Is Hot, why is this #50?? Make 'Em Say Ugh is #94, but Tha Block Is Hot is #50?? Tha Block Is Hot wasn't even that big of a hit record back in '99! But now its the 50th greatest Hip-Hop songs?? Please! This Lil Wayne dick riding shit is getting out of control! I have no problem with the song being on the list because I know I loved it back in middle school, but come the fuck on, #50??

The other issue I had with this 20 was Hate It Or Love It all the way up at #43! Forty-fuckin'-three! Who else believe that is the 43rd greatest Hip-Hop song of all-time?? I know I probably couldn't find one person...hell, The Game probably doesn't believe that lol. This was a big record, but it wasn't THAT big. These niggas are insane! Again, I don't have a problem with this being on the list, but definitely not at 43. Maybe 90-somethin', along with Tha Block Is Hot, just not 43.

Sorry, I had to vent a little bit, but I'll be back with the next 20 sometime later depending on what time the debate wraps up.

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July 02, 2008

The Game Feat. Jadakiss, Fat Joe, Young Buck, Pusha T, Bun-B, & Queen Latifah - Game's Pain (Remix)

Somebody slap me because I thought this was a blend when I first saw it so I never posted it lol. Aight well sorry but yeah this joint is crazy, check it out:

The Game Feat. Jadakiss, Fat Joe, Young Buck, Pusha T, Bun-B, & Queen Latifah - Game's Pain (Remix)


Game always comes through on these remixes! Everybody ripped it, this was great! Hip-Hop stand up!!!

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June 30, 2008

Old New Music Pt. 2!

DJ Pharris Feat. R. Kelly, Fat. Joe, & Fabolous


Like that Gillie track in Pt. 1, this sounds really '01 BUT Fab rips it so its all good, I'm feelin' it. Oh yeah, who is DJ Pharris??

Gym Class Heroes Feat. The-Dream - Cookie Jar


You know I actually wondered how that nigga Tyga became so lame seeing his brother is a rockstar, but at that point I had really never listened to a Gym Class Heroes song. Now, that I have I completely understand where he got his lameness from because this record is corny x8. I mean more power to them if this shit blows, but it won't be off the strength of me bumpin' it lol.

Lupe Fiasco - Me & My Sneakers


Kanye West - The Stalker Song (Unreleased)


If I'm not mistaken (I very well might be) I think Kanye used a portion of this beat in Consequence's The Good, The Bad, The Ugly. Not saying that's a good or bad thing, just pointing it out.

Kanye West - Jigga My Nigga Freestyle


I used to have a bunch of these old Kanye freestyles from like '03, but I don't think I ever heard this one so I just assumed you hadn't either so here it is lol.

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June 22, 2008

Forgive Me

Been meaning to post all this, just couldn't find the time so forgive me for the lateness.

Missy Elliott - Best Best


Fat Joe Feat. Lil Wayne & The Game - Ain't Sayin' Nothin' (Remix)


Jae Millz - That Cash


I KNOW Millz can do better than this.

Hotstylz Feat. Yung Joc & R. Kelly - Lookin' Boy (Remix)


Nas Feat. DJ Khaled - I'm On


Mariah Carey Feat. Akon & Lil Wayne - Bye Bye (Remix)



Didn't they already remix this??

Mariah Carey Feat. T.I. - I'll Be Loving U Long Time


This title alone is hilarious lol.

G-Unit - Kitty Kat


Why do they keep leaking these mediocre ass songs??? Shit like this makes me NOT wanna buy the album lol.

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