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These hoes be actin up and I be uppercuttin em!

CANCELLATION FEES

Check out the new video!

THE GAME REVEALS NEW ALBUM COVER

This nigga going to Hell like a muhfucka lol.

BILL SIMMONS AND JALEN ROSE JOIN NBA COUNTDOWN

I'm super excited about this.

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Showing posts with label Lloyd. Show all posts

October 06, 2011

Thursday Billboard Update - 10/6/11

Oh how wrong I was about the shipment of J. Cole's debuts album Cole World: The Sideline Story. As it turns out, plenty copies were shipped and a robust 217,279 were purchased. That's damn good for anyone these days, and especially good for someone with no hit single on the radio. Dare I say the real is back? In other Billboard 200 news, Blink-182's reunion album Neighborhoods moved 151,463 and claimed the #2 spot this week.

Adele's Someone Like You rises back to the #1 position, bumping Maroon 5's Moves Like Jagger featuring Christina Aguilera to #2. B.o.B is back as his Strange Clouds featuring Lil Wayne debuts at #7. I'm still not sure who David Guetta is, but his song Without You with Usher hops into the top 10 (11-8). Rihanna's We Found Love also cracks the top 10 in its 2nd week jumping 16-9. This is Rihanna's 20th top 10 song on the Hot 100, making her the fastest solo artist to hit the career milestone. Congrats, baby.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. J. Cole - Cole World: The Sideline Story (1)
2. Blink-182 - Neighborhoods (2)
3. Adele - 21 (3-3)
4. Tony Bennett - Duets II (1-4)
5. Wilco - The Whole Love (5)
6. Lady Antebellum - Own The Night (2-6)
7. Lil Wayne - Tha Carter IV (5-7)
8. Switchfoot - Vice Verses (8)
9. Chickenfoot - Chickenfoot III (9)
10. Mastodon - The Hunter (10)

  • Phonte's Charity Starts At Home debuts at #61 with 8,100 copies sold.
  • 9th Wonder's Wonder Years debuts at #76 with 6,500 copies sold.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Adele - Someone Like You (2-1)
2. Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (1-2)
3. Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks (3-3)
4. Gym Class Heroes - Stereo Hearts (5-4)
5. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (4-5)
6. LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It (10-6)
7. B.o.B - Strange Clouds (7)
8. David Guetta - Without You (11-8)
9. Rihanna - We Found Love (16-9)
10. Cobra Starship - You Make Me Feel... (9-10)
  • Bruno Mars' It Will Rain debuts at #28.
  • Jay-Z and Kanye's Niggas In Paris hops 10 spots 45-35.
  • T-Pain's 5 O'Clock featuring Wiz Khalifa and Lily Allen debuts at #62.
  • Lloyd's Dedication To My Ex featuring Andre 3000 and Lil Wayne debuts at #81.
  • Blink-182's After Midnight debuts at #88.

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July 14, 2011

Thursday Billboard Update - 7/14/11

Beyonce
Beyonce's 4 remains at #1 for a 2nd week with 115,200 sold. Lloyd's King Of Hearts debuts at #10 with 26,400 sold. I told you showing homegirl naked in his video would help with his sales.

Nothing poppin' over on the Hot 100, LMFAO is still #1 and there are no new entries in the top 10.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Beyonce - 4 (1-1)
2. Adele - 21 (2-2)
3. Selena Gomez & The Scene - When The Sun Goes Down (4-3)
4. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (6-4)
5. Bad Meets Evil - Hell: The Sequel (9-5)
6. Jackie Evancho - Dream With Me (8-6)
7. Jill Scott - The Light Of The Sun (5-7)
8. Lady Gaga - Born This Way (12-8)
9. Big Sean - Finally Famous (3-9)
10. Lloyd - King Of Hearts (10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (1-1)
2. Pitbull - Give Me Everything (2-2)
3. Adele - Rolling In The Deep (3-3)
4. Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (4-4)
5. Nicki Minaj - Super Bass (5-5)
6. Lady Gaga - The Edge Of Glory (6-6)
7. Lil Wayne - How To Love (8-7)
8. OneRepublic - Good Life (9-8)
9. Hot Chelle Rae - Tonight Tonight (10-9)
10. Katy Perry - E.T. (7-10)
  • Lupe Fiasco and Trey Songz's increasingly annoying record Out Of My Head jumps 12 spots 69-57.
  • Trey Songz's Unusual slide up 9 spaces 77-68.
  • Frank Ocean's Novacane debuts at #82.
  • J. Cole's Work Out debuts at #85.

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July 08, 2011

Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Kamille Leai aka Hot Wings

Lloyd fucked around and earned himself a L.A.M.E. Awards nomination Wednesday, but he totally redeemed himself today. What you see above are screen shots of the lovely Kamille Leai (aka Hot Wings from "Real Chance Of Love 2") from Lloyd's new video for Naked. Judging Kamille's Twitter feed, the nudity was supposed to be edited out, but Lloyd and the director ReelBanditz thugged it and put out the (super) softcore sextape...I mean, music video. It's a shame none of this will help Lloyd sell any records.

Now, if you've been fucking with me for awhile, you know I always liked Kamille. After the first episode of "Real Chance Of Love 2," I named her the co-winner of "Overall Finest" on the show. That was well before that hideous back tattoo she sports now though. For the life me I will never understand why women think it's a good idea to do shit like that to themselves. Why can't females just be content with being fine? No, they want to fuck with their hair or get big nasty ass tattoos. The shit is sad. I mean, if it makes them happy, that's fine. At the end of the day, they've got to live for themselves, not for me, but FUCK, what a downgrade.

Aight, let me stop my complaining and be happy I got to see this broad's tits (maybe she'll go the Caviar route next). Here's the video if you haven't seen it.


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November 11, 2010

Thursday Billboard Update - 11/11/10

Speak Now
Taylor Swift's Speak Now dominates again this week and remains #1. That is all.

There's a new #1 this week, and it's Rihanna's What's My Name featuring Drake skyrocketing 59 spots to the top.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Taylor Swift - Speak Now (1-1)
2. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (2)
3. Sugarland - The Incredible Machine (2-3)
4. Mariah Carey - Merry Christmas II You (4)
5. Lil Wayne - I Am Not a Human Being (4-5)
6. Kings of Leon - Come Around Sundown (3-6)
7. Eminem - Recovery (5-7)
8. Neil Diamond - Dreams (8)
9. Brad Paisley - Hits Alive (9)
10. Elton John & Leon Russell - The Union (6-10)
  • N*E*R*D's new album Nothing debuts at #21 with 19,800 sold.
  • Pitbull's Armando debuts at #65 with 7,200 sold.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Rihanna - What's My Name (60-1)
2. Far*East Movement - Like A G6 (2-2)
3. Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are (3-3)
4. Rihanna - Only Girl (In the World) (4-4)
5. Ke$ha - We R Who We R (1-5)
6. Nelly - Just A Dream (5-6)
7. Pink - Raise Your Glass (10-7)
8. Trey Songz - Bottoms Up (7-8)
9. Usher - DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love (6-9)
10. Katy Perry - Firework (29-10)
  • Wiz Khalifa's lackluster Black And Yellow jumps 14 spots 43-29.
  • Nicki Minaj's Right Thru Me is up 15 spots 46-31.
  • Bruno Mars' Grenade flies 28 spots 64-36.
  • Rick Ross' Aston Martin Music featuring Chrisette Michele and Drake leaps 11 spots 48-37.
  • Pitbull's Hey Baby (Drop It To The Floor) featuring T-Pain hops 13 spaces 52-39.
  • Nicki Minaj's Roman's Revenge with Eminem debuts at #56.
  • Pitbull's Bon Bon debuts at #61.
  • T.I. Get Back Up with Chris Brown debuts at #70.
  • Lloyd's Lay It Down jumps 15 spots 86-71.

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October 28, 2010

Thursday Billboard Update - 10/28/10

Sugarland
There's 7 new debuts in the top 10, but I don't really care about any of them so let's just move on.

The Far*East Movement's Like A G6 is starts its 2nd week at #1. I still haven't heard it, and I still don't intend to.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Sugarland - The Incredible Machine (1)
2. Kings of Leon - Come Around Sundown (2)
3. Elton John & Leon Russell - The Union (3)
4. Rod Stewart - Fly Me To The Moon (4)
5. Lil Wayne - I Am Not a Human Being (1-5)
6. Gleecast - The Rocky Horror Glee Show (6)
7. Shakira - Sale El Sol (7)
8. Eminem - Recovery (5-8)
9. Third Day - Move (9)
10. Darius Rucker - Charleston, SC 1966 (2-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Far*East Movement - Like A G6 (1-1)
2. Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are (2-2)
3. Rihanna - Only Girl (In the World) (4-3)
4. Nelly - Just A Dream (3-4)
5. Usher - DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love (5-5)
6. Trey Songz - Bottoms Up (10-6)
7. Katy Perry - Teenage Dream (7-7)
8. Taio Cruz - Dynamite (8-8)
9. Flo Rida - Club Can't Handle Me (9-9)
10. Pink - Raise Your Glass (11-10)
  • Taylor Swift's Mean debuts at #11.
  • Rick Ross' Aston Martin Music jumps 16 spots 66-50 this week.
  • Wiz Khalifa's lackluster Black And Yellow jumps 13 spots 64-51.
  • Nicki Minaj's Right Thru Me moves up another 9 spots 68-59.
  • Willow Smith's Whip My Hair debuts at #78 this week. It's only a matter of time before this hits #1 because everyone "loves" this song (aka they're afraid to say they don't like it because not only is she a child, but she's Will and Jada's child).
  • Kanye West's Monster featuring Jay-Z, Nicki Minaj, "and" Rick Ross debuts at #79.
  • Rihanna's What's My Name featuring Drake starts off at #83.
  • T-Pain's Rap Song with Rick Ross checks in at #89.
  • Lloyd is back and his Lay It Down kicks off at #91.

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October 09, 2009

The Best of the Forgotten MuZik Pt. 3

Keri my baby
Okay, I'm gonna slow it down and go more R&B oriented in part 3. Enjoy.


At the end there when Keri was giving a description of the guy, did she say, "5'9", he's tall umm"?? I could've sworn that's what she said. I can look down on 5'9" niggas and I'm not tall at all lol.

Anyway, this feels like some of that early to mid 2000s R&B shit. You know, that shit underground radio used to play late at night. Don't act like y'all don't remember that shit! Very, very, very hot shit.



Shouts to Ryan Leslie on the track. Pretty decent Mary shit. I like this Mary better than auto-tuned Mary.


I used to have the biggest crush on Mya back in '97 when I was in 6th grade! That really has nothing to do with anything, but listening to this song is bringing those same feelings back. I'd still wife Mya right now I don't give a damn!

Anyway, Nicki Minaj is aware that she fucked up the track, right?? i definitely could've gone without hearing "Peggy and Al Bundy. Ballin' like Van Gundy. Alligator heels on, Crocodile Dundee." Shit was wack as fuck and it messed up the whole flow and feel of the song.


"Maybe its time to put this pussy on your sideburn." Uhhh, no. Its NEVER that time, sorry Nick lol.

Anyway, Drake won. Hands down, no questions about it.


That's right, the same song with a different title and a different singer on the hook. We all know Omarion got dropped so they had to put somebody on there.

So who's hook was better, Omarion's or Lloyd's?? I'm leaning heavily towards Omarion, what about you??

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September 01, 2008

The Wackness

The crop of songs I downloaded today were mostly wack so I figured I'd make a game out of it. That's right, The Wackness isn't just a movie anymore, its a game right here on FiyahMuZik.com! I'm gonna have a wackness countdown and give each song a wackness rating from 1-10, 1 being Young Jeezy (a wack rapper I like) and 10 being the chick that made Its So Cold In The D (the wacket shit out right now). Okay, are you ready to play?? Lets go!

Chingy Feat. Soulja Boy - Turn It Up



No, no, no, turn it down! Soulja Boy has to be the only nigga to get on a track with Chingy and get ate lol. Your boy Soulja offered such classic lines as "I go so hard like I took some Viagra, with a Chinese chick and her pussy diagonal" and "gettin' silly, countin' a milli, eatin' Piccadilly." Sad, sad shit.
Wackness Rating: 9

50 Cent - You Won't Believe Me


I like this original record minus Lil Wayne's verse and an auto-tuned 50 Cent is no better replacement. These niggas are gonna drive me CRAZY with this corny ass shit! I mean it'd be one thing if they could use it right, but they always put it on waaaay too heavy and the shit just sounds even more retarded than they do for dick ridin' T-Pain.

All wasn't lost though because I did like when 50 said, "now I ain't bring you to the back just to have a conversation, a nigga need to feel some penatration." I think I'm gonna change my Facebook status to that when I finish with this lol.
Wackness Rating: 3

E-40 Feat. Shawty Lo - Break Your Ankles (Prod. By Lil Jon)


This nigga Lo REALLY needs to find a new delivery, that shit sucks badly and it makes me not even wana hear what he has to say. I mean I know he's not gonna say anything worth hearing once I see he's on a track, but I like to give everybody a chance. Anyway, this whole record is wack because I dunno wtf they are talking about... at all. Plus, who has Lil Jon beats anymore anyway?? This ain't 2004 nigga lol.
Wackness Rating: 6

Juelz Santana - Go Hard


This rally isn't all that wack, but generally speaking Santana is lyrically so why not let him play too?? Let me stop, I'm really still just disappointed in Kanye so I'm taking it out on Juelz lol.
Wackness Rating: 1

Big Kuntry Feat. Lloyd - Love U


Thank goodness Lloyd was on here or else all would've been lost, especially after starting off with a hook that included, "you need a man that's gon' pipe you the right way, lick you in yo' tight place." Seriously, the new slang for pussy is "tight place"?? That's wack as all hell lol.
Wackness Rating: 5

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August 05, 2008

E-Rich's This Week In Flops 8/5/08

Man my E-Rich wrote his own version of TWIF and I thought it was pretty dope so I'm posting it. Before we go any further if you like how my man gets down check his blog: http://www.e-richsblog.blogspot.com/

Okay, I'm going to give Lloyd a little faith and I expect him to do at least 100k. Girls All Around the World might not be getting as much radio play now, but he's still on people's iPods.

I'd have to assume that the Clipse might sell at least 20,000. They might not get much push, but they have hella internet buzz, so they might get some sales.

Maaaaaan, I'd have to say that Nappy Roots are going to sell 4,000 their first week at the most. Maybe if they weren't so bamma-y they would sell more. What black person you know would name their album "The Humdinger"? The hell?

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This Week In Flops 8/5/08

No blockbuster this week so it'll probably be another week at #1 for Miley Cyrus. Still, at least one album of these albums that are dropping today are really good and that's Lloyd's Lessons In Love. I wish he'd do numbers because I fuck with this album, but I'm a realist so I'll give a realistic guess. I'll say Lloyd will do somewhere in between 40k-60k.

These next 2 album I haven't had a chance to listen to yet so I can't really vouch for them

There's really no buzz that I know of about this album, but who knows when it comes to these underground-ish type records. To make things even more complicated they're on Koch so my instinct automatically tells me to aim low. In their first week I'll give them 10k-20k. Hopefully they do better because I fuck with Re-Up Gang, but who knows.

I'm so disappointed in the Nappy Roots! They were out and hot and then all of a sudden they just disappear until this year. I don't know how well their reception has been, but all that buzz they built in '02-'03 is pretty much all gone so I'm gonna go low here too and say 5k-10k.

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Lloyd Feat. DJ Khaled, The Game, T.I., Yung Joc, Rick Ross, Ace Hood, Pitbull, & Busta Rhymes - Girls Around The World (Remix)

This remix has a lot of people on it, but honestly its really not that great. I mean its straight, but nobody really ripped it and the main reason I loved this song in the first place was because of Lloyd lol.

Lloyd Feat. DJ Khaled, The Game, T.I., Yung Joc, Rick Ross, Ace Hood, Pitbull, & Busta Rhymes - Girls Around The World (Remix)


Why is Ace on here?? Nothing against that nigga and I know Khaled was on there too, but this could've used a few less verses and his should've been first to go. I'm also disappointed in Dro because he didn't say any outlandishly wack/weird line to make me laugh lol.

Also See:
Lloyd Feat. Lil Wayne - Girls All Around The World
Lloyd & Lil Wayne Album On The Way??

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July 08, 2008

Lloyd - Do What Ya Feel

I was just having a conversation with my cousin Erica (whuddup babygirrrl!) about Lloyd a few hours ago and how much we like his music now then I go to my download site and find another new joint! Coincidence?? Who knows...then again does it ever matter?? lol.

Now soon I'm gonna stop posting these tracks before I have the nigga's whole shit up and Irv is coming looking for me lol.

Lloyd - Do What Ya Feel


This track was a bit long, but its still dope to me.

Previous Tracks:
Lloyd Feat. Nelly - Loose Control

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July 04, 2008

Lloyd Feat. Nelly - Loose Control

Lessons In Love in store August 5th!!

Lloyd Feat. Nelly - Loose Control


This is dope...but that other track I posted early is just incredible. I fuck with this one too though so its all good.

Previous Tracks:
Lloyd - Electric Eye

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Lloyd - Electric Eye

Lessons In Love in stores August 5th! I think I'm starting to become a huge Lloyd fan lol.

Lloyd - Electric Eye


I LOVE this fuckin' song!!

Previous:
Lloyd Feat. Lil Wayne - Girls All Around The World Video
Lloyd Feat. Ludacris - How We Do It In The A

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June 14, 2008

Lloyd Feat. Lil Wayne - Girls All Around The World

I just realized I loved this song last night when Khaled played it while I was on my way to Little Ceasars (can't beat those $5 pizzas lol). I mean I've heard it on the radio before and I liked it, but now its my joint! Another useless and unnecessary Wayne feature (seeing how he's not saying anything anyway...even with the Rakim guideline lol) though but other than that this is pure heat!


I can't co-sign the hair straight down the back (I thought the nigga was one of the video girls for a minute lol) or the Manny Ramirez dreads but this track is just so sweet it doesn't even matter. The melody is CRAZY!

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March 04, 2008

Lloyd & Lil Wayne Album On The Way??

Well according to So, that's what he told Rhapsody. He says it would be called Best Of Young Worlds (corny) if they do, but I'm gonna have to throw a wrench into their operation and say this is a dumb idea for a few reasons:

1) Wayne needs to take his Birdman kissing ass to the studio, make some HOT records and put out this fuckin' Carter III so these dickridin' nigga can stop calling it the most anticipated album of the year every year lol. They say Wayne is in the studio all the time making records, but makings songs doesn't make you one of the greats, making good songs does and obviously Wayne has a problem making good songs or else we would've got Tha Carter III a long time ago.

2) Wayne is supposed to be doing projects with Juelz, The Game, and the Hot Boyz and not one of those shits are gonna see the light of day anytime soon. That's not a good sign for an album with Lloyd that they haven't even started working on yet.

3) Lloyd isn't as hot as Wayne is right now. Don't get me wrong, Lloyd does his thing, but he's not a major artists like everyone wants Wayne to be. If Lloyd dropped an album and it flopped we wouldn't be surprised, but if Lil Wayne ever drops Tha Carter III and does 100,000 first week he'll be the laughing stock of the industry...again lol.

4) Judging by other collaborations Wayne has done, the album probably wouldn't be hot anyway.

I could probably keep going, but this really isn't even worthy of all the time I've gave it already lol. [FULL STORY]

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February 08, 2008

Lloyd Feat. Ludacris - How We Do It In The "A"

I guess my boy Lloyd is coming back out after a pretty decent run in 06-07...unfortunately this probably isn't the right record to put him back in the game like You and Get It Shawty. Check it out for yourself:

Lloyd Feat. Ludacris - How We Do It In The "A"


Well at least they tried lol. Luda sounds out of place and so does this beat, but I wonder if this was a subliminal diss to Atlanta because, for the most part, bad music is how they do it in the "A" lol. Whatever, Luda would've sounded MUCH better on this Trina song I'm about to post in a minute, watch!

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December 24, 2007

Yung Berg feat. Lloyd - Manager

Speaking of Yung Berg, I found this song the other day and I thought it was a new effort to gain some buzz until I saw it was posted in like September or some shit lol. Well, the song is still pretty straight, but this nigga's fate is pretty much sealed as a one-hit wonder and his album (that is allegedly "crazy" lol) is gonna flop because if you think nobody cares about him now just imagine how little they will by March 11th which is when it got pushed back to. Good luck young man, you're gonna need it.

Yung Berg feat. Lloyd - Manager

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