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Showing posts with label Kevin Hart. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kevin Hart. Show all posts

March 31, 2013

Kevin Hart's "Let Me Explain" Trailer


Dope! Kevin is definitely killing the game, and yes, it's weird typing my name while referring to someone else.

In other Kevin Hart news, it appears that Chris Rock (and his Boosie fade) will be making an appearance on the next season of Real Husbands Of Hollywood, so we all have that to look forward to!

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January 13, 2013

Kevin Hart's "Let Me Explain" Teaser


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November 03, 2012

Will Ferrell & Kevin Hart Want You To Vote!



I can't believe it's almost Election Day all over again, but I'm excited!

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September 09, 2012

The Real Husbands Of Hollywood Coming In 2013


Hey, where's Bobby? Oh well, it's awesome that they really turned this into a show, I hope it's good.

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August 08, 2012

Kevin Hart Hosting The VMAs


While this is obviously excellent news, I have to ask why it didn't happen sooner? There was no host last year and Kevin Hart kept coming out and doing things, so why not just have had him hosting last year too? Oh well, I'm still happy for the new King of Comedy.

I'm also happy for my Dallas Cowboys because MTV clearly moved the VMAs up to a Thursday to distract me from the Cowboys-Giants season opener. What they hadn't anticipated was the NFL deciding to bump the game up to Wednesday so it wouldn't conflict with the Democratic National Convention.

Ha! In your face, MTV!

I don't care what anybody says, one of the higher-ups at MTV hates the Cowboys and is doing this shit on purpose. If the NFL hadn't bumped the game up a day, it would've been the 3rd time since 2007 the VMAs coincided with the Dallas Cowboys season opener. Coincidence? I think not.

(Side note: I wonder how much the Romney campaign had to pay MTV to randomly move the VMAs to Thursday for the first time sine 2006 to distract from the DNC?)

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February 23, 2012

The Rap Battle 4 Coming March 2nd


Two options for the opponent: Kevin Hart as Chocolate Drop or Affion Crockett as Drake or Jay-Z. Anything else would be a disappointment. Well, unless it was Young Real Nigga, that would actually be an upgrade.

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February 21, 2012

J. Cole, Common Highlight All-Star Celebrity Game Rosters


The teams have yet to be announced, but we know the players in the 2012 Sprint All-Star Celebrity Game are as follows: J. Cole, Common, Kevin Hart, Ne-Yo, JB Smoove, Penny Hardaway, Mitch Richmond, Nick Anderson, Doug Gottlieb, Tamika Catchings, Javier Colon, Drew and Jonathan Scott, Jesse Williams, and of course Vinny Guadagnino (if you remember last month Vinny made a video pleading to be a part of the game). I heard they were gonna ask Terrell Owens to play, but playing in the IFL cancelled out his status as a celebrity. Yes, very sad. Oh well, I just can't wait to see how many times Ne-Yo's hat-less head will be mistaken for the game ball!

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December 09, 2011

Think Like A Man Trailer


Besides the fact that no man would ever run away after an one night stand with Meagan Good (even with that weird short bob thing she has going on), this movie looks really good. I have a question though, who do you go see this movie with? It would be gay as hell to go see a romcom with one of your homeboys, but at the same time, do you really want to take a chick out to see a movie that she might come out thinking you aren't shit afterward? Of course you can't go alone, so again I ask, who do you take? Fuck it, I'll just wait until it comes out on DVD.

If you were able to solve my "who to take" conundrum, "Think Like A Man" hits theaters March 9th.

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November 22, 2011

T-Pain vs. Chocolate Drop


Hilarious! This is better promo for Pain.I.Am T-Pain's new album than any of the music he's released thus far.

Hopefully DeshawnRaw doesn't get his panties in a bunch and start stupidly dissing Kevin Hart like Billy Sorrells did Lil Duval last week when Guy Code came out. Neither idea is original, so it's retarded to stake claim to it just because you revamped it most recently. That's so lame.

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September 12, 2011

Kevin Hart's Movie Does Numbers!

No, Kevin Hart's "Laugh At My Pain" didn't break any box office records in its opening weekend, but the flick did very well considering it was a limited release. Despite being shown in less than 100 theaters, Kev still grossed $2 million over the weekend with a robust $20,200 per theater average. To give you an idea of how large that is here's "Laugh At My Pain's" stats in comparison to the #1 movie in the country, "Contagion":

"Contagion"got 3,222 screens and made $7,200 per theater, that's not even half of what "Laugh At My Pain" did.

Now of course Kev's per theater stats are a bit skewed due to people having to flock to the theaters that were actually showing his movie, but that's still quite impressive with so little backing.

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September 03, 2011

The Bank Heist

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July 09, 2011

"Kevin Hart: Laugh At My Pain" Trailer


Hits theaters September 9th and since I wasn't able to go see the show when he came to Miami, I'm definitely going to see it!

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July 02, 2011

Kevin Hart Gives Chris Brown A Dance Lesson For The BET Awards


Hilarious as usual. BUT I can't post Kevin Hart videos without showing love to my nigga Chocolate Drop. Check him out after the jump talking about his Japanese upbringing and his debut album Death Wish.


Did this dude say, "Asian women are just as attractive as Asian men"?? I know he's talking about dudes getting out of prison, but they must've gotten locked up straight out the womb if they needed to get out to realize women are more attractive than men. That gay shit almost fucked up the whole Chocolate Drop greatness of this video.

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June 26, 2011

The Winners & Losers Of BET Awards 2011

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Even though the show was long as hell, I enjoyed it thoroughly. Kevin Hart was incredible (even though he disappeared for about 2 hours at one point), and the performance were pretty good. Fuck all that though, here are your winners and losers of the BET Awards 2011!

Pre-Show
Winners: Eve's cleavage; Karmin; Laurie-Ann's see-through shirt; Rick Ross' undershirt (no blurcle needed tonight); Free's body; side views of Tracee Ellis Ross; Kelly Rowland's everything.

Losers: Eve (performing first… in the pre-show?); Laurie-Ann's near fall while standing; Tyga's hairline; Miguel's masculinity; whoever handles the bleeps/edits for BET, they suck; Malik from The Game's suit; Lloyd; Lil Twist's career; auto-tune microphones; MC Lyte's hair; Diggy Simmons' dance routine; Keri Hilson's outfit; YC's ability to pronounce words;

Main Show
Winners: Mary J. Blige; Anita Baker; Jadakiss; Kevin Hart; Tracee Ellis Ross again; the Smith Family; The Real House Husbands of Hollywood; Nicki Minaj's acceptance speech; Jill Scott; The 5 Heartbeats; Meagan Good's titties; Alicia Keys' performance; Nicki Minaj's curves; Sunday through Saturday; Nick Cannon; Wiz Khalifa; beige greyhounds; Kelly Rowland; Steve Harvey; Cee-Lo; Marsha Ambrosius; Patti LaBelle; Chocolate Drop; Tiffany Green; the Tiffany Green face; Beyonce; Free's ass!

Biggest Winner: It's a tie between the Tiffany Green face and Free's ass!

Losers: Mary J. Blige's outfit; Jadakiss' hand clapping (nigga was off beat as fuck); Chris Brown's hair; Rick Ross' titties; the committee who decided on the Female Hip-Hop Artist award; Kalenna's hair; Kalenna's cleavage; Chris Brown's performance wardrobe (A zoot suit and a onesie?); Busta Rhymes' jacket (again); BET's censors; Meagan Good's face (What happened baby?); Alicia Keys' hair; Nicki Minaj's barbies; Justin Bieber's swag; Big Sean's outfit (blouses, sports coats, and sagging skinny jeans just don’t go together); Alexander O'Neal's mouth; Nia Long's pregnancy; Kelly Rowland's back up dancers; Debra Lee; Gladys Knight's muumuu; Shirley Caesar's fairy godmother swag; Tiffany Green; the argument for tablets over envelopes.

Biggest Loser: Tiffany Green!

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Kevin Hart On The Tonight Show With Jay Leno


You gotta love Kevin Hart! I'm glad he was able to recovery after that failed opening Wayne Brady/NSYNC joke. That shit was awful. Anyway, part 2 is after the jump.



And as a little bonus, here's K. Hart on Jermaine Dupri's Living The Life YouTube show, just fast forward to 1:24.


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May 31, 2011

Chocolate Drop Video Shoot


Seven bars!

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May 24, 2011

Chocolate Drop In Paris With The Warriors


Yo, who knows Chocolate Drop personally? I need to get him and Young Real Nigga on a track immediately! That would be so fucking epic, I swear.

(Side note: Hopefully David Stern doesn't fine Monta Ellis and the other Warriors for being in this video, but we know Roger Goodell definitely would.)

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May 17, 2011

Kevin Hart To Host The BET Awards; Nominees Announced

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This is gonna sound worse than I mean it to sound, but after selling out across the country, I thought Kevin Hart was bigger than this. Not saying the BET Awards isn't a big event, but he's the hottest comedian in the world right now. The world Craig, the world! Oh well, at least we know it'll be entertaining this year.

Anyway, if you want to check out the nominees for the 2011 BET Awards, click here. I'll go through them all one by one and pick the winners at a later date.

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April 14, 2011

Chocolate Drop Unreleased 2011 Freshman Class Freestyle


CLASSIC!

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March 13, 2011

On The Road With Chocolate Drop!

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