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July 12, 2012

Random News Shit: NBA Free Agency Today Edition

1) Magic, Nets End Trade Talks
The Nets just saved the Magic from themselves because they were about to make a HUGE mistake sending Dwight Howard to New Jersey for Brook Lopez, a few late first round picks, and some scraps. The Magic need to just go ahead and trade the man to the Lakers for Andrew Bynum, which is the only trade that ever made any sense in the first place.

Just in case Blake Griffin needed some extra motivation to Vince Carter someone in the London Olympics, the Clips just gave him 95 million worth.

I admit, this is probably not the smarter basketball move, but business-wise, it makes perfect sense.

3) Nets Re-sign Brook Lopez To Max Contract
I know a lot of people are killing the Nets for giving Brook Lopez this deal, but to be fair to them, anytime you can give a 7-footer who averages 3.6 rebounds per game a $60 million contract, you've got to do it.

I don't know if his knees have 3 years left in them, but it only makes sense he's going to end his career in San Antonio.

5) Mavs Reach Deal With Chris Kaman
It's a one-year deal worth $8 million and it pairs Dirk Nowitzki up with his German national team teammate. A tad pricey, but smart move.

6) Pacers Trade Darren Collison To Mavs
Wait, the Pacers just traded their starting point guard and Dahntay Jones to the Mavericks for the right to pay Ian Mahinmi $16 million to back up Roy Hibbert? I love the post-Larry Bird Pacers, they're ensuring the Heat (and the rest of the East for that matter) don't have to worry about them next year in the playoffs. Awesome!

On another note, I see Mark Cuban has taken heed to my comments and got to work putting his new team together. In addition to stealing Collison from the Pacers, they also amnestied Brendan Haywood and are front-runners to sign Elton Brand. That was quick.

7) Lou Williams Signs With Hawks
If you thought he was trying hard to be a rapper in Philly, you ain't seen nothing yet!

Just when Jarrett Jack thought he was gonna make a return appearance to the playoffs, this happens. Bad times.

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June 26, 2011

Why???: Athletes Rapping

This is reason #1,062 why the NFL lockout needs to end immediately, and reason #453 why the NBA lockout better be brief. As you know from guys like Soulja Boy, Lil B, and RiFF RAFF, rapping isn't for everyone. Unfortunately Chris Johnson and Lou Williams have yet to receive that memo. Let's proceed with CJ's song Act On Deck (and no I have no idea what that means either so don't ask):


CJ is clearly the Jewels...I mean Allen Iverson, of the NFL, so maybe it's a good thing we're in a lockout because you know Dictator Goodell (the same guy who can't get the players and owners to agree on how to split up billions and billions of dollars) would surely suspend him for his stupid Act. Somebody get this man a pair of cleats and a football field ASAP.

(Side note: If Iverson's 40 Bars came out in 2011 the internet might've exploded.)

Next up is ya man Lou Williams, back up point guard for the Philly Sixers, with his song and video Slow It Down:


Okay, okay, let me get this straight: Lou entices girls to come home with him by pouring champagne on models and telling them he has an elevator in his crib, but once he gets them there ready to fuck it's time to slow it down and get to know him? Fuck him using "pototoes, potatoes" in a rap, is that really what this song is about? Yeah he can't rap either, but his song may make less sense than Chris'.

Good thing I'm not the owner or GM of the Sixers because wackness of this degree is a waive-able offense.

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