I didn't agree with Plies doing this song at first, but it's actually in the top 2 of Plies songs (#1 still being Heard Of Me). There were plenty of comical things in the video (Skittle chalk outline, the awkward thumbs up shared by the cop and Trayvon-esque boy, Plies releasing a dove, etc.), but it's the thought that counts. Big ups to Plies for this.
Showing posts with label Plies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Plies. Show all posts
April 13, 2012
Plies - We Are Trayvon
October 13, 2011
Plies - Just (The Tip) (feat. Jeremih & Ludacris)
I know I'm late on this song, but what the fuck? Plies is sooooo ass! Seriously, what is wrong with this nigga, and why won't he just kill his damn self already? And you know the worst part? Outside of the retarded concept, this song wouldn't even be all that bad minus Plies. You know you've hit rock bottom when that's the case.... and also when I hear your song and think "That would've been a good idea for a Young Real Nigga song."
Oh well, at least the height of his career has passed and we're close living the rest of day Plies-free.
July 11, 2011
Plies - Ride Dick So Good Video
This is just so comical I had to post it. The only thing funnier than this song is tying this song into YouTube and seeing all the videos of the jail bait, future (or currently most likely) teen moms dancing to it. Sweet.
I'm not quite sure why he just got around to shooting a video for it when the mixtape it came off of came out last year and he's released another mixtape since then, but that's just Plies for ya.
January 04, 2011
The 2010 L.A.M.E. Awards
(Side note: Don't worry, I wake up fully a few awards in.)
Oh, and don't worry if you can't download or stream the audio, I have a list of all the winners below.
Lamest Sports Story
-The Reggie Bush Heisman scandal.
-The Cam Newton pay for play scandal.
-Everything involving LeBron James post-Decision.
-Any and everything involving Brett Favre.
-The Tiger Woods scandal aftermath.
WINNER: Any and everything involving Brett Favre.
Lamest Movie
-Vampires Suck (Trailer)
-Saw 3D (Trailer)
-The Switch (Trailer)
-Furry Vengeance (Trailer)
-Piranha 3D (Trailer)
WINNER: Vampires Suck
Lamest Trend
-Fox tails
-Lace front wigs
-Four Lokos
-Wooden Jesus pieces
-The Shake Weight
WINNER: Four Lokos
Lamest Celebrity Tweeter
-Lil Wayne (@liltunechi)
-Diddy (@iamdiddy)
-Rev. Run (@RevRunWisdom)
-Kim Kardashian (@KimKardashian)
-Terrell Owens (@TerrellOwens)
WINNER: Lil Wayne
Lamest Miscellaneous Tweeter
-"Put 'team' in front of everything" person
-"TeamFollowBack" person
-"Retweet to reply" person
-"Announce who you're following/unfollowing" person
-"Tweet celebrities and though they never reply" person
WINNER: "TeamFollowBack" person
Lamest Miscellaneous Person
-"Put # signs in front everything whether it's on Twitter or not" person.
-"Free [insert jailed rapper]" person.
-Internet gangsta
-Local rapper spammer
-Ugly chick with an attitude
WINNER: Internet gangsta
Lamest Hair (Female)
-Rihanna
-Chrisette Michele
-Amber Rose
-Cassie
-Kalenna of Dirty Money
WINNER: Rihanna
Lamest Hair (Male)
-Bishop Eddie Long
-Andrei Kirilenko
-Justin Bieber
-Nokio
-Anybody with a mohawk still
WINNER: Bishop Eddie Long
Lamest New Artist
-Roscoe Dash
-Cali Swag District
-Waka Flocka
-Lil B
-YG
WINNER: Lil B
Lamest Title for an Album or Mixtape
-"Flockaveli" by Waka Flocka
-"The Laxative" by Mack Maine
-"Cocaine Waitress" by Diamond
-"Indrupence Day" by Dru Hill
-"Burrrprint 2" by Gucci Mane
WINNER: "The Laxative" by Mack Maine
Lamest Artwork for an Album or Mixtape
-Sheek - Donnie G
-Kanye West - My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
-Young Jeezy - Trap Or Die II
-Plies - You Need People Like Me 2
-Waka Flocka - Flockaveli
WINNER: Tie: Plies' You Need People Like Me 2 & Waka Flocka - Flockaveli
Lamest Beef
-Brian Pumper vs. Fabolous
-Soulja Boy vs. Fabolous
-MC Hammer vs. Jay-Z
-Lil Kim vs. Nicki Minaj
-Raz B vs. Chris Brown
WINNER: Raz B vs. Chris Brown
Lamest Song
-"Pretty Boy Swag" by Soulja Boy
-"Teach Me How To Dougie" by Cali Swag District
-"Rob Myself" by Plies
-"Hope She Cheats On You With A Basketball Player" by Marsha Ambrosius
-"Everything he's dropped since getting out of prison" by Shyne
WINNER: "Pretty Boy Swag" by Soulja Boy
Lamest Rapper
-Soulja Boy
-Waka Flocka
-T.I.
-The Game
-Shyne
WINNER: Soulja Boy
Lame Of The Year
-Soulja Boy
-Kat Stacks
-Montana Fishburne
-Brian Pumper
-Raz B
-Fantasia
-Bishop Eddie Long
WINNER: Soulja Boy
September 07, 2010
DMX Disses Plies??
Before things get too out of hand, let's go ahead and dead the hype now: DMX DID NOT DISS PLIES. DMX was asked a question, then DMX answered the question. People kill me with this shit calling everything a diss, or saying somebody hatin' blah blah blah. Man the fuck up! How many billions of people are there in the world?? Believe it or not, everybody doesn't have the same views as you. Yes, that's right, other people have opinions as well. I know, this a shocking concept to some dickheads out there, but it's true.
Now, had DMX just took the liberty to say Plies was trash after the song went off, then people would have a case, but the man was asked a question. Let's stop making a big deal out of someone sharing their opinion, especially when they were asked for it.
June 17, 2010
Thursday Billboard Update - 6/17/10
Eminem's Not Afraid returns to the top 10 this week at #8, possibly being aided by the buzz surrounding the Recovery leak. Drake's Find Your Love finally makes it to the top 10, I'm sure it'll hang around for a few weeks. Sadly, B.o.B's Nothin' On You finally exits stage left from the top 10.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Glee Cast - Glee: The Music, Journey To Regionals (1)
2. Various Artists - The Twilight Saga: Eclipse (2)
3. Christina Aguilera - Bionic (3)
4. Jack Johnson - To The Sea (1-4)
5. Plies - Goon Affiliated (5)
6. Justin Bieber - My World 2.0 (2-6)
7. Glee Cast - The Music Volume 3: Showstoppers (3-7)
8. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (4-8)
9. Dierks Bentley - Up On The Ridge (9)
10. Jewel - Sweet & Wild (10)
- Travis McCoy's debut solo Lazarus checks in at #27 with just 15,100 sold.
- Welp, I guess I was right, nobody cares about Crunk Rock because Lil Jon's comeback album starts at #49 with 8,900 sold.
first time top 10's in bold
1. Katy Perry - California Gurls (1-1)
2. Usher - OMG (2-2)
3. B.o.B - Airplanes (3-3)
4. Travis McCoy - Billionaire (5-4)
5. Ke$ha - Your Love Is My Drug (4-5)
6. Lady Gaga - Alejandro (7-6)
7. Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart (6-7)
8. Eminem - Not Afraid (11-8)
9. Black Eyed Peas - Rock That Body (9-9)
10. Drake - Find Your Love (13-10)
- Nicki Minaj's ultra annoying Your Love makes a huge 25 spot jump this week 51-26 in just its 2nd week on the charts. If she keeps up this pace maybe Cash Money will let her release an album a year after her hottest point too.
- Jaden Smith makes music now too?? Well either way, Justin Bieber has a track called Never Say Never, which is said to feature the new Karate Kid, and debuts at #33.
- Christina Aguilera's title track to Bionic debuts at #66.
- Ne-Yo's Beautiful Monster, which Joe Budden thinks is about a bad bitch he wanted that has a STD, debuts at #67.
- Lil Jon's Hey debuts at #70.
- Ludacris' Sex Room jumps 12 spots 85-72 in its 3rd week around.
- Christina Aguilera's Not Myself Tonight debuts at #75.
- And lastly, Christina's collabo with Nicki Minaj, WooHoo, debuts at #99.
June 10, 2010
This Week In Flops 6/8/10
May 14, 2010
Gay Goon Affliated Moved To June 8th
This is definitely the oddest album promo I've ever seen. I guess it was supposed to be funny, but it was really just weird. I feel violated. Hell, why am I even posting this shit?? Whatever, the album just shifted to June 8th. Awesome.
April 26, 2010
Plies - Look Like (feat. Fabolous & Jeezy)
Only thing this look like is that Goon Affiliated is a weed plate for some pothead out there. This song is awful. All of it. Jeezy's verse, Fab's verse, Plies' verse, it all sucked. This is some ol' slow ass bullshit. Sorry, but its the truth so don't nobody come telling me this shit is hot. Its not.
Related:
Plies - She Got It Made Video
April 25, 2010
Young Jeezy - Lose My Mind (feat. Plies)
Where the hell did Jeezy get a leather straitjacket from?? They making designer straitjackets now?? I guess its for the crazy person who likes options lol.
Anyway, this song is jammin' so all the rest of this shit I'm talking doesn't even matter. Thanks for listening though :-).
April 19, 2010
Plies - She Got It Made Video
Nice to see Plies continuing his reign as the "Undisputed Wackest Looking Jewelry" Champion. I'm convince nobody can come up with a dumber idea for a chain or bracelet than Plies. He's the Michael Jordan of bad jewelry ideas.
Anwyay, the song is pretty okay, much better shot at getting airplay than the epically bad (yet hilarious) Becky (no one's shocked that song went nowhere lol). Algernod's new album Goon Affiliated hits stores May 25th.
February 25, 2010
Thursday Billboard Update - 2/25/10
The Black Eyed Peas' Imma Be does this week what I thought it'd do last week, and that's take over the #1 spot from Ke$ha's TiK ToK. Jumping into the top 10 at #10 is Trey Songz's Say Aah. I could be wrong (though I'm probably not), but this is Trey's first trip into the top 10 as the lead on a song. Congrats.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Sade - Soldier Of Love (1-1)
2. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (2-2)
3. Black Eyed Peas - The E.N.D. (8-3)
4. Lady Gaga - The Fame (7-4)
5. Lil Wayne - Rebirth (4-5)
6. Susan Boyle - I Dreamed A Dream (9-6)
7. Alicia Keys - The Element Of Freedom (12-7)
8. Jaheim - Another Round (3-8)
9. Josh Turner - Haywire (5-9)
10. Taylor Swift - Fearless (7-10)
- Freeway and Jake One's Stimulus Package debuts at #63 with 9,100 sold. Not only did I not know this came out, I didn't even know it was an album. I thought the shit was a mixtape. Oh well.
first time top 10's in bold
1. Black Eyed Peas - Imma Be (3-1)
2. Ke$ha - TiK ToK (1-2)
3. Young Money - Bedrock (4-3)
4. Lady GaGa - Bad Romance (5-4)
5. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (6-5)
6. Artists For Haiti - We Are The World 25 (2-6)
7. Train - Hey, Soul Sister (7-7)
8. Ludacris - How Low (8-8)
9. Jason Derulo - In My Head (9-9)
10. Trey Songz - Say Aah (12-10)
- B.o.B's Nothin' On You is on a BEP-esque pace as it jumps another 17 spots 38-21. In 2 more week this track could be well into the top 10. This good news doesn't come without reward as his debut album has been pushed up to an April 27th release date.
- With the success of the video, Rihanna's Rude Boy soars 41 spots 61-23 in its 2nd week.
- Jay-Z's On To The Next On jumps 10 spots 51-41.
- Usher's Hey Daddy (Daddy's Home) is up 9 spaces 56-47 this week. (Side note: How out of place is Plies on this record?? He totally fucks up the tempo of the song with his raspy ass aggressive verse. Who is working at Usher's label that let this bullshit fly?? Sad, sad, sad.)
- DJ Khaled's All I Do Is Win featuring Ross, Snoop, T-Pain, & Luda debuting at #64 and has already seen more success than his first single Fed Up.
- Usher's There Goes My Baby comes in at #71 this week. Watch out for this record.
- Coming in dead last is Mariah Carey's Up Out My Face with Nicki Minaj at #100.
November 27, 2009
Usher - Hey Daddy/In My Bag
I this really the most appropriate song for an album based on getting a divorce?? I mean I thought the point of "signing them papers" was that daddy was in fact not going home. I don't know, maybe its just me.
Anyway, what's with Plies' voice?? We can afford multiple goon chains, but not throat lozenges?? Aight then.
Two options for those Usher verses we just heard: Either 1) Lil Wayne wrote them for Usher or 2) Usher listened to a bunch of Lil Wayne from 2007 through the present before he wrote the verses. Those are the 2 options and that's it.
(I'm leaning towards option #1 for the record.)
(Side note: Do we like this new non-smooth, cocky Usher sound?? I'm gonna go out on a limb and say no.)
November 14, 2009
Plies - Three Headed Monster
I wonder how many times he said "fuckin'" in this song?? I'm guessing somewhere between 70-80 because he literally said it in every line.
As far as the song itself goes, its pretty decent. Nothing to write home about, but I hear him talking about Kay Slay in parts of it.
I like this beat, but that's pretty much it. I would listen to this track just for the beat, but the song itself is pretty stupid to me. There's just something about not doing drugs that makes these songs have no effect on me.
Here's the last track of the Three Headed Monster. Pretty decent, I like Medicine better though.
Why do I feel like if I hear this song 2 more times its gonna grow on me?? Its not a great feeling seeing this is probably the worst song of the 5, but there's a strong possibility lol.
Sounds pretty decent, I can't lie. Its kinda weird hearings Plies on a song with another rapper, it doesn't happen often. Oh well, when I get the full version I'll post it.
October 19, 2009
Hurricane Chris - Headboard (feat. Plies & Mario)
1) Its good to see Hurricane Chris still living.
2) Who is that girl in Chris' bed?? She looks soooo fuckin' familiar! I KNOW I've seen her before, but I can't put my finger on where.
3) Plies, tucked in shirt?? Really??
4) That "Duncan Hines/I get you moist" line was wack when Cam'ron said it, and it still wack when Plies said it.
5) I do like the song, its pretty generic, but its better than most girl songs.
October 13, 2009
Plies - Medicine (feat. Keri Hilson)
I wouldn't consider myself a Plies fan by any stretch, but this is gonna be a hit. You can't deny this one, hell even I like it. The hoes will LOVE it so don't expect that this will be the last time you hear this song.
Question: If you have this in the stash, why put out Becky as the first single??
Related:
Plies - Becky Video
Plies - Becky
October 05, 2009
Gucci Mane - Wasted (feat. Plies) Video
This might have been a hit if this was still 2006. Nigga talking about being a rockstar and sippin' on purple syrup and shit, that shit been over, ask the Shop Boyz lol.
Anyway, I'm still trying to figure out how Gucci Mane is "hot" now all of a sudden? So far, all I've gathered is that he's basically hot because people keep saying he's hot. There's no tangible evidence of him actually being hot outside of people blindly saying so or people saying dumb shit like, "he's hot in the streets." Does he even have an album dropping?? Seriously, what is he doing or has he done to now make him so hot?? No album sales, no hit single, no features on hit singles (the version of Mariah's Obsessed in the top 10 is the original version, not the remix), no major tour, no break-out mixtape, no classic freestyles, no good music, no nothing! I don't get it.
More on this when I disect MTV's Eminem-less "Hottest" MCs list later.
September 24, 2009
Becky Parodies!
I got 2 for you! The first by Yung Dick called Kelly and one after the jump by Big Cheese called Gimme Dat Bacon. Enjoy.
Related:
Miss NeNe - Teddy (Female Version Of Becky)
Plies - Becky Video
Plies - Becky
September 23, 2009
INN: Goonette Sorority!
First off, I wanna applaud Plies for truly doing something that no other rapper has thought of in starting a sorority. That's actually a pretty tight idea. Unfortunately good ideas can go awry when placed in the wrong hands and in this case those hands belong to the smartest ignorant person alive aka Plies.
Seriously, a goonette sorority?? That's just retarded. Its actually sort of an oxymoron because higher education and the goonette lifestyle are on opposite ends of the spectrum. And I don't know if Plies heard Chris Rock talk about it, but the stripper myth is just that, a myth. Most of them hoes...no, the vast majority of them hoes are NOT in college. They're trying to graduate to porn, not to law school.
I am intrigued to hear what the requirements to join are going to be. Is there going to be a certain baby daddy-to-baby ratio members will have to meet?? Or maybe actually being pregnant at the time you plague?? How about bullet and stab wounds, will they give you more status amongst your fellow goonettes?? Would weave be required?? What about white heels?? Tattoos (mainly neck, thigh, and titty)?? How would baby daddy's in jail factor in?? Maybe even jail time you did??
So many questions, so much comedy, so few answers. Shout out to Florida Gulf Coast University for potentinally becoming a laughing stock for more than just being Florida Gulf Coast University lol.
(Oh, and if you care to watch part 2, you can click here.)
Related:
Plies - Becky Video
Plies - Becky
September 22, 2009
Plies - Becky Video
I didn't think Becky could get any funnier. WRONG! Subtract dirty version, add clean version, add video, and you have unintentional comedy at its best. This has to be the only track that sounds better clean than dirty... well not better, just funnier. I love how Plies didn't even bother trying to rhyme some of the parts that had to be re-worded (See beginning of second verse). His ignorant legend only grows from here lol.
Shout out to all the white people who agreed to participate in this video lol.
Related:
Plies - Becky
Miss NeNe - Teddy (Female Version Of Becky)
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