Last week I wrote about Shawty Lo's beard looking painted on. Come to find out, the nigga's whole head looks like a black leather couch, not just his beard. 50 probably should've take this into consideration before signing him. I mean, the deal was gonna lose 50 money regardless, but it seems like it should've come up in negotiations once or twice.
Well, instead of dissecting what's going on in Shawty Lo's head (literally), I'll just leave y'all with a few childish jokes about it.
Shawty Lo looks like a thugged out black Ken doll. Shawty Lo looks like he's auditioning for the lead role in a Kool Keith biopic. Shawty Lo looks like a mural of Shawty Lo. Shawty Lo looks like a freshly Armor Alled tire. Shawty Lo looks like a rotten candy apple. Shawty Lo looks like he's wearing a silk bandana. Shawty Lo looks like he's wearing a Pittsburgh Steelers helmet.
Shawty Lo looks like the top of my remote control. Shawty Lo looks like Djimon Hounsou's shoulder. Okay, I'm done.
(Side note: Isn't Royce Reed like 30-something with a young child? She doesn't think it's about time to stop going to the club and being a groupie? Yeah, she's younger than Jennifer and Evelyn, but neither of them have a young kid at home. I guess it's cool to club and be a groupie in your 20's, but much like braids, you need to get over it once you hit 30, especially when you have a young child at home.
And I don't wanna hear that she was hosting a party or that it was only an one night thing. If she's going to the club to hang out with Shawty Lo, she's definitely going to the club it to hang out with Jeezy, Ross, Wayne or whatever rapper you name that's bigger than Lo. And that's not even to mention whenever a ball player has a party. Royce, go sit your old ass down somewhere, please.
...No really, go sit down somewhere, we need more crotch shots like this one.)
Showing posts with label Royce Reed. Show all posts
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July 22, 2011
WTF Is Going On With Shawty Lo's Hair? Part 2
April 25, 2011
Random News Shit: Entertainment Edition
Niiiiiceeee! The Bad Meets Evil EP is supposed to be dropping June 14th, so fingers crossed for its timely arrival.
2) Serena Williams...The Rapper?
From rackets to rapping, this shit is insane! I pray Serena isn't really considering a music career, because that really really wouldn't be a good look....and mostly likely not a good sound either. Somebody get Bryant McKinnie back on the football field before he fucks up Serena's good name.
3) Dwight Howard Awarded $500,000 From Baby Momma
Good for you Dwight, only $500,000,000 to go! I'm sure this will totally make up for the ass beating Atlanta is serving up your Magic.
4) Coco Reality Show?
Looks like Coco will be the latest female to get a reality show for fucking a rapper. I'm glad to see hard work still paying off.
September 16, 2010
Random News Shit: NBA Headlines
No, that's not a typo, Dwight Howard is really suing his BM Royce Reed for five-hundred million, five-hundred thousand dollars. I know "Basketball Wives" was successful, but I'm almost positive she ain't got it. Hell, Dwight Howard doesn't even have that kinda money himself lol.
Lil Duval was joking about it earlier on Twitter because that truly is an odd number to ask for. I'm not mad at him for suing her, but $500,500,000 might be a tad excessive. Besides, suing for such an outrageous number isn't exactly the best way to get your name out of the news for non-basketball related issues.
(Side note: Can we finally change "Basketball Wives" to "Basketball Baby Mommas" (or "Basketball BMs" for short) once and for all and be done with it?? We all know that only one of the broads is even married, and her husband doesn't even play anymore. I think it's time.)
2) Rockets Limit Yao Ming To 24 Minutes A Game
Poor Yao. Maybe it's time for him to call it a career? I mean, it's not like he's gonna get any smaller, so his foot problems aren't going anywhere whether he plays 24 minutes per game or 40. And it's not like he's an old man either, he just turned 30 on Sunday. I say get those retirement papers ready.
3) Heat Take Their Talents To Fort Walton Beach
From September 28th through October 3rd the new Miami Heat will kick off training camp in Fort Walton Beach, Florida oppose to South Beach, Florida. Honestly, I don't give a shit where the practice, I just can't wait to see them play! I'm absolutely giddy for the 2010-11 NBA season. In fact, I might have to make a trip to Miami to watch their first preseason game again Detroit on October 5th. Anyone wanna drive me??
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