I meant to post this yesterday, but isn't this turrible? This shit coupled with kissing Dick Bavetta on the mouth a few years back has really got me wondering about Chuck's sexuality.
(Side note: Doesn't Chuck in drag kinda like Tami Roman from Basketball Wives? No disrespect to Tami, she's the only reason I still watch Basketball Wives at this point, but it's true lol.)
Showing posts with label Charles Barkley. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Charles Barkley. Show all posts
March 30, 2012
Charles Barkley In A Dress
February 17, 2012
Random News Shit: All-Star Weekend & Other NBA Headlines Edition
Seriously, this line-up has to be the worst thing to happen to the Dunk Contest since that retarded wheel shit in 2002. And really, Chase Budinger? He very well might be the whitest person to ever participate in the Slam Dunk Contest. The NBA couldn't outsource and get Jacob Tucker and/or Terrico White to be in the Dunk Contest? At least we know what they can do.
I don't know, it could turn out to be a great Dunk Contest, but I won't come in with my usual excitement. Then again, maybe that's a good thing? Usually we're all amped and it slightly disappoints. This year no one will be expecting anything. Oh well, we'll see next weekend.
2) Rising Stars Line-Ups Picked
Is it the NBA's goal to fuck with the Rookie game every time there's a lockout? This game used to only be for rookies, then the '99 lockout happened and it become the Rookies vs. Sophomores. Now after the 2011 lockout, they've changed it to the Rising Stars Challenge where there's a field of rookies and sophomores that get drafted onto teams. If we've learned anything from the 2002 Dunk Contest wheel tragedy, it's that the NBA should stop fucking with their All-Star Weekend events.
Issue #2 with this event: Why are the teams lazily named "Team Shaq" and "Team Chuck"? They couldn't have had them come out with cool names like you would for your fantasy football team? Is it a must that we keep retarding our creativity by naming teams "Team [insert name of whoever's team it is]"?? Getting uniforms with the crazy team names should be the biggest problem, but even that could be solved by just letting them wear their team uniforms like they've done it the past.I just don't get it.
Anyway, Shaq's team is Blake Griffin, Jeremy Lin, Ricky Rubio, Markieff Morris, Kemba Walker, Landry Fields, Norris Cole, Brandon Knight, Tristan Thompson, and Greg Monroe. Chuck's team is Kyrie Irving, DeMarcus Cousins, Derrick Williams, Paul George, MarShon Brooks, John Wall, Tiago Splitter, Evan Turner, Gordon Heyward, and Kawhi Leonard. My only question is how in the heck did the 2010 #1 overall draft pick, John Wall, fall to the 12th pick in this draft?? Did they forget how he and DeMarcus Cousins dominated this game last year?
And with that being said, I've got to give the edge to Chuck's squad, though I will be rooting for Shaq's because he has the Heat's Norris Cole, Ft. Lauderdale's Brandon Knight, and the media's Linsanity. Oh yeah, and then there's these guys Blake Griffin and Ricky Rubio. That combo is a highlight reel waiting to happen.
3) J.R. Smith To Join The Knicks
This is great news for Eastern Conference teams because I can't think of anything the Knicks needed more than another high volume shooter that will take shots away from Jeremy Lin. Sweet!
4) Seattle Announces Plans For New Sports Arena
Too this won't bring them their Super Sonics. I mean, it could bring back they're name and uniforms, but it wouldn't bring back their actual team. You know, the one starring Kevin Durant that was stolen a few years back? Yeah, that team. If anything, they'll have to start from scratch like when the Cleveland Browns came back and watch their actual team ball out elsewhere. Bad times.
October 25, 2010
LeBron "Rise" Commercial
This is such an awesome commercial. Charles Barkley got Ethered! I can't wait until tomorrow night!
August 16, 2010
Chuck, Legend, & Scottie Weigh In On LeBron
Larry Bird and Scottie Pippen's opinions were fine to me, but Charles Barkley's still bothers me a bit. Look, we can all agree "The Decision" was a bad idea, but like Scottie said outside of that, it was his decision to leave Cleveland. I have no beef with anyone who said "The Decision" was dumb because it was, my problem is with people who are mad at him for leaving the Cavs, like Charles Barkley and that cunt Michelle Beadle from SportsNation. Get over it!
February 07, 2010
The Winners & Losers Of Super Bowl XLIV
Anyway, I wanted to try something new, and I really liked the "winners/losers" thing Bill Simmons did in a column a few weeks back, so I stole it. Welp, here it is, the winners and losers of Super Bowl XLIV!
Winners: The Boost Mobile shuffle; the little black kid from the Doritos commercial; Joseph Addai; auto-tune, David Letterman, Oprah, and Jay Leno; casual Fridays; men without pants; Brett Favre in 2020, Warren Sapp jokes; little people (KISS commercial, Troy Polamalu commercial); Nickelodeon (they were showing "Malcolm In The Middle" during halftime and gave me something to watch); onside kicks; Sean Payton's balls; Garrett Hartly; eTrade babies; Tracy Porter; the Saints; the city of New Orleans.
Losers: People who came to Miami for Super Bowl weekend, but didn't have tickets to the game; Queen Latifah's singing performance; Emmitt Smith's coin toss; all Doritos commercial NOT starring that little black kid; Cars.com (Shouldn't Timothy Richman's infinite knowledge afford him whatever car he wants??); Kim Kardashian camera shots; the Super Bowl halftime show; the referee trying to explain why the 2-point conversion was good; Charles Barkley's rap skills; GoDaddy.com; anyone who only watched to see the commercials; Peyton Manning's legacy; Reggie Wayne; Haiti; running plays on 3rd down with about a minute left in the game when down 14; the Gatorade shower; the Miami Dolphins (they picked Dante Colpepper over Drew Brees a few years back); giving up on 16-0; resting starters; the Colts.
Have any to add?? Leave them in the comments!
(Side note: Special thanks to Adam Carolla for practically forcing me to pick the Saints.)
June 03, 2009
Charles Barkley Calls His Producer A Pussy On Air
Man, how much fuckin' job security does Chuck have?? He does what he wants, says what he wants, went to freakin' jail, called his produced a pussy and STILL has a job. Who knows what I'd do if I had that kind of job security! The question now is, how did Charles figure out that he's the only reason most people watch TNT after the game is over??
Speaking of Charles Barkley, Ron Artest gets real disrespectful when talking about some NBA analysts after the jump.
Ron Artest is so freakin' weird! Could you imagine being this guy's friend?? What do you talk about?? What would you do for fun?? Maybe its just me, but I couldn't imagine what it'd be like to be Ron Artest's homie lol.
February 23, 2009
Charles Barkley Gets 5 Days In Jail For DUI
The NBA television commentator and basketball Hall of Famer is set to begin a five-day jail sentence on March 21. He must pay more than $2,000 in fines and attend an alcohol treatment program. Under Arizona law, he'll also be forced to install an ignition interlock device on his vehicles.
Tough break nigga.
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February 10, 2009
Random News Shit
1) Porn Star for Senate??
At work they always keep the TVs on CNN so while me and my homegirl were discussing why I gave this other broad at my job that's been trying to fuck me a 2 on a scale from 1-10 (and a 3 at the absolute highest!), this story caught my eye. The chick is named Stormy Daniels and as a frequent porn watcher, I can say I never heard of her in my life... then again I don't really watch white porn lol. Nothing against white people and their porn, but umm not for me lol.
Anyway, its kinda weird, but not that bad of an idea actually. If she gets in and we put her at the head of the foreign relations committee (no pun intended), we might actually be able to get some shit done. All her camp has to do is get a few female voters because I'm sure she'll have a 99 to 1 with males lol.
2) Nas Confirms New Album
That didn't take long, but this new album will allegedly be with Damian Marley so says Nas. I'm open to that idea. Welp we'll see.
3) Al Jefferson Out For Season With Torn ACL
Its a good thing the T-Wolves suck or this would be a really big deal lol.
3) Barkley back on TV after All-Star Game
Well that's good but I actually kinda hope Gary Payton and Chris Webber stay around too. They are just as entertaining as Chuck and TNT's NBA broadcast hasn't really missed a step.
January 09, 2009
Random News Shit: Kanye Nude, Blazers Threaten, Miles' Revenge, Chuck's Leave, & Obama's Wii
1) Kanye West Says He'll Pose Naked And 'Break Every Rule Of Hip-Hop'
Click the link and read the damn quote! He's talking about wanting less fans and shit but nigga if you want less fans, don't pose nude, but keep making wack music. I think I'm falling out of fandom for one of my favorite because his album is that bad. My nigga done lost his mind! Sad shit.
2) Portland Trail Blazers ask of NBA not to sign Darius Miles
What the fuck kinda shit is this?? How are you gonna threaten teams with a lawsuit for signing a player and playing him 2 games so you won't be on the hook for $18 million?? Nobody told y'all to sign that nigga for all that damn money in the first place. Hell, he wasn't even worth that when he came out oh High School back in the day. If I had an NBA franchise I'd sign Darius, play him for a minute in one game and a minute in another game just to put the Blazers on the hook for that $18 million. Oh, wait...
3) Memphis Grizzlies ignore threats, sign Darius Miles to 10-day deal
Like Eddie Murphy said at the St. John's game in Coming To America, "In de face! In de face!" I'm rollin'!!
The illest part of this is that the Grizzlies are actually the team that cut Miles just the other day. I pray that play him so he can get his money from the bitch ass Blazers.
4) Charles Barkley taking "leave of absence" from TNT
Damn Chuck! Fresh off the news of Sir Charles being almost twice the legal limit when he got arrested a couple weeks ago, he has decided to take a leave of absence from his gig on TNT (aka he got suspended). I'm glad they didn't fire him because he is the show. Come back soon Chuck.
5) Barack Obama Bringing A Wii To The White House
Barack is just a cool ass nigga man lol. This is an easy joke! And they said the comedy would leave once Bush left the White House lol. The only thing that would have been better would have been if it was a PS3 and Madden instead of Wii and Wii Sports lol.
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