Wait, Lady Gaga Is Attractive??

I'm a few weeks late on these teasers for Lady Gaga's new song Cake, but wow! Who knew under all the meat and other ridiculous wardrobe choices was a mad decent whooty (definition: white girl with a booty)?! I mean, I'm pretty sure I want to have sex with Lady Gaga now, and I certainly didn't feel that way when I woke up this morning. I guess you really can't judge a book by it's cover, or in this case, by what covers it.

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What If Famous People Weren't Famous: Lady Gaga

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Thursday Billboard Update - 9/8/11

We have another new #1 this week, and no surprise that it's Lil Wayne's Tha Carter IV with a staggering 963,970 copies sold. With an 88% sales increase, Adele's 21 remains at #3 with 154,182 sold. Also posting huge post-VMA gains is Beyonce's 4 which jumps back into the top 10 (12-7) with 39,265 copies sold. That's good for an 87% increase from last week.

After one week at the top of the Hot 100, Maroon 5's Moves Like Jagger featuring Christina Aguilera is bumped to #2 to make way for Adele's Someone Like You, which skyrockets 19-1 after her performance at the VMAs. And after "her" performance at the VMAs, Lady Gaga's You & I scoots 10 spots 16-6.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Lil Wayne - Tha Carter IV (1)
2. Red Hot Chili Peppers - I'm With You (2)
3. Adele - 21 (3-3)
4. Jay-Z & Kanye West - Watch The Throne (2-4)
5. David Guetta - Nothing But the Beat (5)
6. Jake Owen - Barefoot Blue Jean Night (6)
7. Beyonce - 4 (12-7)
8. The Game - The R.E.D. Album (1-8)
9. Barbra Streisand - What Matters Most (4-9)
10. Various Artists - Now 39 (6-10)

• Jill Scott's Original Jill Scott From The Vault debuts at #27 with 12,765 sold.

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Adele - Someone Like You (19-1)
2. Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (1-2)
3. Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks (3-3)
4. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (2-4)
5. Nicki Minaj - Super Bass (6-5)
6. Lady Gaga - You & I (16-6)
7. Bad Meets Evil - Lighters (4-7)
8. Cobra Starship - You Make Me Feel (8)
9. Pitbull - Give Me Everything (9-9)
10. Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (5-10)

• Lil Wayne's Mirror featuring Bruno Mars debuts at #16.
• Beyonce's Love On Top debuts at #20 following her performance of it on the VMAs.
• Lil Wayne's Blunt Blowin debuts at #33.
• Chris Brown's Beautiful People debuts at #43.
• Lil Wayne's MegaMan checks in at #52, and his It's Good featuring Drake and Jadakiss starts at #79.
• Adele's Set Fire To The Rain jumps 12 spots 92-80.
• Flo Rida's Good Feeling starts at #82.
• The last 4 new debuts are Lil Wayne's How To Hate featuring T-Pain at #84, Nightmare Of The Bottom at #90, President Carter at #94, and So Special featuring John Legend at #95.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 9/1/11

The Game's R.E.D. Album takes over the #1 spot on the Billboard 200 by narrowly beating out Jay-Z and Kanye West's Watch The Throne with 97,528 albums sold. Watch The Throne sold 94,227 albums and slipped to #2. Also, debuting at #8, and bringing the beef to The Game is Muppets: The Green Album. (Damn I wish they spelled it G.R.E.E.N.!)

We have a new #1 on the Hot 100 as well this week as Maroon 5's Moves Like Jagger featuring Christina Aguilera leaps 3 spaces from #4. Last week's #1, Katy Perry's Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.), slides to #5. Entering the top 10 at #10 is the Gym Class Heroes' Stereo Hearts featuring Adam Levine.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. The Game - The R.E.D. Album (1)
2. Jay-Z & Kanye West - Watch The Throne (1-2)
3. Adele - 21 (2-3)
4. Barbra Streisand - What Matters Most (4)
5. Pistol Annies - Hell On Heels (5)
6. Various Artists - Now 39 (3-6)
7. Luke Bryan - Tailgates & Tanlines (4-7)
8. Various Artists - Muppets: The Green Album (8)
9. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (5-9)
10. Eric Church - Chief (7-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (4-1)
2. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (2-2)
3. Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks (7-3)
4. Bad Meets Evil - Lighters (6-4)
5. Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (1-5)
6. Nicki Minaj - Super Bass (5-6)
7. Lil Wayne - How To Love (8-7)
8. OneRepublic - Good Life (9-8)
9. Pitbull - Give Me Everything (11-9)
10. Gym Class Heroes - Stereo Hearts (15-10)

• Lady Gaga's You & I flies 19 spots 35-16.
• Adele's Someone Like You jumps 15 spots 34-19.
• The Game's Martians Vs. Goblins debuts at #100.
• Kreayshawn's shitty Gucci Gucci jumps 11 spots 77-66.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 8/25/11

Jay-Z and Kanye West's Watch The Throne remains at #1 for a 2nd week by selling 176,832 more albums. Hopping back up to #2 is Adele's 21, which finally crosses the 3 million sold mark this week with 80,018 more copies sold. Thus far, 21 has sold a total of 3,061,539 albums.

Over on the Hot 100, Katy Perry's Last Friday Night is still #1, LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem is still #2, but debuting at #3 is Lil Wayne's She Will featuring Drake. Could it make a run at #1 next week when Tha Carter IV (officially) drops? We'll see.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Jay-Z & Kanye West - Watch The Throne (1-1)
2. Adele - 21 (4-2)
3. Various Artists - Now 39 (3-3)
4. Luke Bryan - Tailgates & Tanlines (2-4)
5. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (6-5)
6. Eli Young Band - Life At Best (6)
7. Eric Church - Chief (5-7)
8. Blue October - Any Man In America (8)
9. Beyonce - 4 (7-9)
10. Kidz Bop Kids - Kidz Bop 20 (10-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (1-1)
2. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (2-2)
3. Lil Wayne - She Will (3)
4. Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (3-4)
5. Nicki Minaj - Super Bass (4-5)
6. Bad Meets Evil - Lighters (5-6)
7. Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks (8-7)
8. Lil Wayne - How To Love (6-8)
9. OneRepublic - Good Life (10-9)
10. Britney Spears - Go (9-10)

• Rihanna's Cheers (Drink To That) continues to rise, this week 25-17.
• Adele's Someone Like You jumps 17 spots 51-34.
• Lady Gaga's You & I soars 61 spots 96-35.
• Mac Miller's Frick Park Market debuts at #60.
• Nicole Scherzinger's Don't Hold Your Breath debuts at #86.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 6/16/11

Just a brief 2 week after selling a million copies first week, Lady Gaga's Born This Way has been overtaken for the #1 spot by the steady hands of Adele's 21. With 114,000 sold, 21 gets its 10th non-consecutive week at #1. Question: has there ever been a shorter time spent at #1 after selling 1 million in their first week than Lady Gaga's Born This Way? Anyway, the big story on the Billboard 200 this week is The Book Of Mormon blasting back onto the charts at #3 with 60,700 sold. The Broadway musical by the creators of South Park debuted 3 weeks ago at #31, then gradually fell off of the albums charts, but after winning damn near every Tony Award, The Book Of Mormon album finally found its way. And last, but not least, Tech N9ne enjoys his best sales week ever as his 6's & 7's debuts at #4 with 55,800 sold. That's HUGE for an independent artist.

Adele's Rolling In The Deep stays hot and grabs a 6th week at #1. Entering the top 10 this week is Jason Aldean's Dirt Anthem (23-9) and Nicki Minaj's Super Bass (11-10). Believe it or not, this is Nicki's first top 10 single as a lead artist. Her only other top 10 hits was Trey Songz's Bottoms Up which peaked at #6 last year. Yes, sad, but true.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Adele - 21 (2-1)
2. Lady Gaga - Born This Way (1-2)
3. Original Cast Recording - The Book Of Mormon (-3)
4. Tech N9ne - 6's & 7's (4)
5. Ronnie Dunn - Ronnie Dunn (5)
6. All Time Low - Dirty Work (6)
7. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (8-7)
8. Brad Paisley - This Is Country Music (6-8)
9. Various Artists - Now 38 (7-9)
10. Death Cab For Cutie - Codes and Keys (3-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Adele - Rolling In The Deep (1-1)
2. Pitbull - Give Me Everything (2-2)
3. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (6-3)
4. Katy Perry - E.T. (3-4)
5. Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (4-5)
6. Lady Gaga - The Edge Of Glory (7-6)
7. Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor (5-7)
8. Black Eyed Peas - Just Can't Get Enough (8-8)
9. Jason Aldean - Dirt Anthem (23-9)
10. Nicki Minaj - Super Bass (11-10)

• Super doucher Lupe Fiasco's Out Of My Head featuring Trey Songz jumps 17 spots 87-70.
• Pitbull's Pause debuts at #73.
• Beyonce's Best Thing I Never Had hops 9 spots 84-75.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 6/9/11

After a marvelous opening week, Lady Gaga Born This Way came crashing back to Earth this week with an 84% sales decrease (a 60% decrease is average, a 70% decrease is danger zone, but an 84% decrease is "Lady Gaga fan" scary). In my opinion, her first week sales should come with an asterisk beside it because evidently the album was sold for just 99 cents on 2 separate days on Amazon. That ain't right. Anyway, the set sold 174,000 in its 2nd week. Meanwhile, Adele's 21 keeps chugging along with another 121,000 sold. With her steady pace and Gaga's rapid decline, it's expected that she will regain the #1 spot on next week's charts.

Nothing interesting is going on on the Hot 100 this week and Adele's Rolling In The Deep is still #1.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Lady Gaga - Born This Way (1-1)
2. Adele - 21 (3-2)
3. Death Cab For Cutie - Codes and Keys (3)
4. Eddie Vedder - Ukulele Songs (4)
5. My Morning Jacket - Circuital (5)
6. Brad Paisley - This Is Country Music (2-6)
7. Various Artists - Now 38 (6-7)
8. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (9-8)
9. Flogging Molly - Speed of Darkness (9)
10. Glee Cast - Glee, The Music: Season 2, Vol. 6 (4-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Adele - Rolling In The Deep (1-1)
2. Pitbull - Give Me Everything (2-2)
3. Katy Perry - E.T. (3-3)
4. Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (6-4)
5. Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor (4-5)
6. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (9-6)
7. Lady Gaga - The Edge Of Glory (8-7)
8. Black Eyed Peas - Just Can't Get Enough (5-8)
9. Britney Spears - Till The End (7-9)
10. Lupe Fiasco - The Show Goes On (12-10)

• I can't say I'm shocked, but Lil Wayne's How To Love skyrockets 57 spots 69-12 in its 2nd week on the charts.
• Pitbull's International Love featuring Chris Brown debuts at #59.
• Beyonce's Best Thing I Never Had debuts at #84.
• Rihanna's Man Down flies 26 spots 94-68 amid controversy over the video. I've watched the video several times in the past few days, and the only controversy its caused is in my pants.
• Lupe Fiasco's Out Of My Head with Trey Songz jumps 11 spots 98-87.
• Trey Songz's Unusual featuring Drake debuts at #90.
• Rej3ctz's Cat Daddy debuts at #97. I've seen people saying they've wanted to do "the Cat Daddy," so I'm assuming it's some kind of new dance, but I don't care enough to find out for sure.
  

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Thursday Billboard Update - 6/2/11

Adele's 21 has ruled the Billboard 200 thus far in 2011...then Lady Gaga's Born This Way dropped. Born This Way sold 1,108,400 albums first week, the most any album has sold since 50 Cent's The Massacre in 2005. All isn't bad for Adele though as 21 sells another 126,000 and is rounding the bases on double platinum. Also, Maybach Music Group's Self Made Vol. 1 debuts at #5 with 58,900 sold.

Adele's Rolling In The Deep remains #1 for a 5th consecutive week, but the big story today is DJ Khaled's I'm on One featuring Drake, Rick Ross, and Lil Wayne skyrocketing 68 positions 78-10. Now if you ask me, it's the most overrated song of the year, but the people seem to love it so there you have it. And this marks DJ Khaled's first career top 10.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Lady Gaga - Born This Way (1)
2. Brad Paisley - This Is Country Music (2)
3. Adele - 21 (1-3)
4. Glee Cast - Glee, The Music: Season 2, Vol. 6 (4)
5. Maybach Music Group - Self Made Vol. 1 (5)
6. Various Artists - Now 38 (3-6)
7. New Kids On The Block & Backstreet Boys - NKOTBSB (7)
8. Foster The People - Torches (8)
9. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (4-9)
10. Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More (5-10)

• Jadakiss' I Love You mixtape debuts at #40 with 11,200 sold. Not bad for a mixtape.
  

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Adele - Rolling In The Deep (1-1)
2. Pitbull - Give Me Everything (3-2)
3. Katy Perry - E.T. (2-3)
4. Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor (5-4)
5. Black Eyed Peas - Just Can't Get Enough (4-5)
6. Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (6-6)
7. Britney Spears - Till The End (7-7)
8. Lady Gaga - The Edge Of Glory (19-8)
9. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (8-9)
10. DJ Khaled - I'm on One (78-10)

• Beyonce's Girls (Run The World) soars 21 spots 50-29 in its 6th week on the charts.
• Lady Gaga's You And I debuts at #36.
• Beyonce's 1+1 debuts at #57.
• Rihanna's California King Bed flies 14 spots 80-66 in its 2nd week.
• Lil Wayne awful new single How To Love debuts at #69. If this song does well, maybe Tha Carter IV will be pushed up instead of back?
  
• Lady Gaga's Marry The Night debuts at #79.
• Mac Miller's Donald Trump debuts at #80.
• Rihanna's Man Down debuts at #94.
• Lupe Fiasco's Out Of My Head featuring Trey Songz debuts at #98.

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The Lonely Island - 3-Way (The Golden Rule) (feat. Justin Timberlake & Lady Gaga)

Here's the unedited version of Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake's hilarious skit from last week's SNL. Lady Gaga actually looked kinda hot in here. Weird. Oh well, helicopter dick!

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Thursday Billboard Update - 5/26/11

Nothing of importance on the Billboard 200 as Adele's 21 remains #1.

Adele's Rolling In The Deep remains #1 for a 4th straight week. LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem featuring a bunch of folks you've never heard of cracks the top 10 by soaring 12 spots 20-8. Lupe Fiasco's The Show Goes On ascends 3 spots 12-9, and gives him his 2nd career top 10.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Adele - 21 (1-1)
2. Seether - Holding Onto To Strings Better Left To Fray (2)
3. Various Artists - Now 38 (2-3)
4. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (10-4)
5. Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More (12-5)
6. Beastie Boys - Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 (6-6)
7. Lonely Island - Turtleneck & Chain (3-7)
8. Justin Bieber - Never Say Never (11-8)
9. Fleet Foxes - Helpessness Blues (8-9)
10. Il Volo - Il Volo (10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Adele - Rolling In The Deep (1-1)
2. Katy Perry - E.T. (2-2)
3. Pitbull - Give Me Everything (4-3)
4. Black Eyed Peas - Just Can't Get Enough (5-4)
5. Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor (6-5)
6. Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (7-6)
7. Britney Spears - Till The End (8-7)
8. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (20-8)
9. Lupe Fiasco - The Show Goes On (12-9)
10. Chris Brown - Look At Me Now (9-10)

• Lady Gaga's Hair debuts at #12.
• Chris Brown's She Ain't You hops 10 spaces 53-43.
• Young Jeezy's Ballin' featuring Lil Wayne debuts at #57.
• Nicole Scherzinger's Right There featuring 50 Cent debuts at #77.
• Rihanna's California King Bed starts at #80.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 5/19/11

Guess who's at #1 again? That's correct, Adele's 21! This past week she moved another 156,000 copies. Coming in at #3 is Lonely Island's Turtleneck & Chain with 67,600 albums sold. Debuting 2 spots below is Tyler, The Creator's first album Goblin with 45,100 albums sold.

Adele's Rolling In The Deep also enjoys another week atop the Hot 100. Amy Wine-who? Lady Gaga's The Edge of Glory is this week's top debut at #6. Pitbull gets his 5th top 5 single as Give Me Everything featuring Ne-Yo and some other niggas rises 8-4. Re-entering the top 10 at #10 is Jeremih's Down On Me featuring 50 Cent.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Adele - 21 (1-1)
2. Various Artists - Now 38 (3-2)
3. Lonely Island - Turtleneck & Chain (3)
4. Christina Perri - Lovestrong (4)
5. Tyler, The Creator - Goblin (5)
6. Beastie Boys - Hot Sauce Committee Part 2 (2-6)
7. Cars - Move Like This (7)
8. Fleet Foxes - Helpessness Blues (4-8)
9. Jennifer Lopez - Love? (5-9)
10. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (12-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Adele - Rolling In The Deep (1-1)
2. Katy Perry - E.T. (2-2)
3. Lady Gaga - The Edge of Glory (3)
4. Pitbull - Give Me Everything (8-4)
5. Black Eyed Peas - Just Can't Get Enough (4-5)
6. Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor (3-6)
7. Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (5-7)
8. Britney Spears - Till The End (6-8)
9. Chris Brown - Look At Me Now (10-9)
10. Jeremih - Down on Me (12-10)

• Nicki Minaj's Super Bass flies 26 spots 48-22.
• Rick Ross' 9 Piece featuring T.I. debuts at #61. Not sure where this came from seeing that the song was on Ashes To Ashes which dropped in December, and won't be on Self Made which drops next week.
• Ace Hood's Hustle Hard soars 22 spots north 84-62.
• Lonely Island's Jack Sparrow with Michael Bolton debuts at #69 this week.
• Jordin Sparks' I Am Woman debuts at #82. Woman she is, because if you haven't seen yet, she is extremely fuckable now.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 4/21/11

New #1 this week and its Foo Fighters' Wasting Light selling 235,000.

There's also a new #1 on the Hot 100 as Rihanna grabs her 10th #1 record with S&M besting Katy Perry's E.T. featuring Kanye West. (This makes me happy for no other reason than it gives me an excuse to post this .gif picture.) Anyway, Lady Gaga's Born This Way falls out of the top 10, and is replace at #10 by Gaga's new single Judas.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Foo Fighters - Wasting Light (1)
2. Adele - 21 (1-2)
3. Alison Krauss & Union Station - Paper Airplanes (3)
4. Paul Simon - So Beautiful Or So What (4)
5. Mana - Drama y Luz (5)
6. Britney Speaks - Femme Fatale (2-6)
7. Various Artists - Songs For Japan (7-7)
8. Wiz Khalifa - Rolling Papers (5-8)
9. Chris Brown - F.A.M.E. (6-9)
10. Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More (8-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Rihanna - S&M (2-1)
2. Katy Perry - E.T. (1-2)
3. Black Eyed Peas - Just Can't Get Enough (3-3)
4. Jeremih - Down On Me (6-4)
5. Cee-Lo - Fuck You (4-5)
6. Adele - Rolling In The Deep (10-6)
7. Chris Brown - Look At Me Now (7-7)
8. Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor (9-8)
9. Britney Spears - Till the World Ends (8-9)
10. Lady Gaga - Judas (10)

• With a 9 spot jump, Bruno Mars is probably a week away from another top 10 with The Lazy Song (20-11).
• Kelly Rowland's Motivation featuring Lil Wayne debuts at #55.
• 2011 L.A.M.E. Nominee YC's Racks shoots up 10 spots 70-60.
• The Game's Red Nation featuring Lil Wayne debuts at #62. Maybe this will help The Red Album finally come out...but probably not.
• In its 2nd week, Ace Hood's Hustle Hard flies 17 spots 87-70.
• Big Sean's My Last featuring Chris Brown jumps 12 spots 84-72.
• Woman beater Chris Brown's She Ain't You debuts at #90.

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Lady Gaga Busts Her Ass

This isn't Beyonce falling down the stairs or Drake skipping his way to a torn ACL, but any time I can see Lady Gaga bust his/her ass I welcome it. That night actually would've been a great night to be wearing that VMAs meat dress, it would've padded her fall.

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Fiyah's Show Of Disrespect Ep. 107

On today's show I reveal my first ever sponsor! Then I talk about Charlie Sheen, these high ass gas prices, and things in society that do more harm than good. Enjoy!

Fiyah's Show Of Disrespect Ep. 107 (Alt. Link)

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C'mon Son 21

Is it just me or did Ed Lover sound extra angry in this one?

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Thursday Billboard Update - 2/17/11

Now That's What I Call Music 37 debuts at #1 this week with 150,800 albums sold. No word on why people are still buying these compilation albums in the age of free downloading.

Lady Gaga's new single Born This Way debuts at #1 and becomes the 1,000th #1 record in the Hot 100's 52-year history. No word on if the song is about her penis. Cee-Lo's Fuck You returns to the top 10 after his Grammy performance and jumps 9 spots 16-7. Rihanna's S&M soars 23 spots (31-8) and enters the top 10 for the first time, replacing her previous hit What's My Name featuring Drake.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Various Artists - Now 37 (1)
2. Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More (2)
3. Justin Bieber - My World 2.0 (17-3)
4. Nicki Minaj - Pink Friday (1-4)
5. P!nk - Greatest Hits...So Far!!! (9-5)
6. Bruno Mars - Doo-Wops & Hooligans (4-6)
7. Eminem - Recovery (10-7)
8. Rihanna - Loud (5-8)
9. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (7-9)
10. Justin Bieber - My Worlds Acoustic (47-10)

• Slaughterhouse's self-titled EP comes in at #147 with 5,100 copies sold.
  

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Lady Gaga - Born This Way (1)
2. Katy Perry - Firework (3-2)
3. Bruno Mars - Grenade (2-3)
4. Wiz Khalifa - Black & Yellow (1-4)
5. P!nk - Fuckin' Perfect (4-5)
6. Enrique Iglesias - Tonight (I'm Lovin' You) (6-6)
7. Cee-Lo - Fuck You (16-7)
8. Rihanna - S&M (31-8)
9. Black Eyed Peas - The Time (19-9)
10. Britney Spears - Hold It Against Me (10-10)

• Jay Sean's Hit The Lights featuring Lil Wayne debuts at #18.
• After performing it at the Grammys and releasing a film by the same title, Justin Bieber's Never Say Never flies 24 spots 49-25.
• Adele's Rolling In The Deep rides 23 spots north 64-41.
• Wiz Khalifa's Roll Up debuts at #48.
• Trey Songz's Love Faces rises another 10 spots 90-80.
• Lupe Fiasco's Words I Never Said debuts at #89.
• Justin Bieber's Pray debuts at #91.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 3/25/10

Gospel singer Marvin Sapp makes Billboard history with his new album Here I Am. At #2 with 76,000 sold, Sapp now has the highest ranking Gospel album in the Billboard 200's 54-year history. What else is there to say but God is good.

Rihanna's Rude Boy hangs on at #1, but the pressure is being laid on thick by B.o.B's Nothin On You (5-2) and Lady Gaga's Telephone (9-3). And with Drake's Over (35-17) bound for a spot in the top 10 sooner than later, this should be an interesting few weeks ahead of us.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (3-1)
2. Marvin Sapp - Here I Am (2)
3. Ludacris - Battle Of The Sexes (1-3)
4. Various Artists - The Edge (4)
5. Lady Gaga - The Fame (8-5)
6. Sade - Soldier Of Love (6-6)
7. Jimi Hendrix - Valleys of Neptune (4-7)
8. Black Eyed Peas - The E.N.D. (9-8)
9. Gorillaz - Plastic Beach (2-9)
10. Justin Bieber - My World (11-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Rihanna - Rude Boy (2-1)
2. B.o.B - Nothin' On You (5-2)
3. Lady Gaga - Telephone (9-3)
4. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (2-4)
5. Taio Cruz - Break Your Heart (3-5)
6. Black Eyed Peas - Imma Be (4-6)
7. Train - Hey, Soul Sister (6-7)
8. Young Money - Bedrock (7-8)
9. Ke$ha - TiK ToK (8-9)
10. Justin Bieber - Baby (12-10)

• After debuting at #35 last week, Drake's Over is up 18 spots to #17 this week.
• Jay-Z's Young Forever has had a 2nd life on the Hot 100 with the release of the music video, and its up to #33 after disappearing from the charts weeks ago.
• T.I.'s I'm Back debuts at #44.
• Trey Songz's Neighbors Know My Name is up 12 spots 63-51.
• Usher's More debuts at #76.
• After re-entering the Hot 100 last week, Lloyd Banks' Beamer, Benz, Or Bentley featuring Juelz Santana rises 13 spaces 92-79.
• The-Dream's Love King finally debuts at #92.
• Maxwell's Fistful Of Tears debuts at #96. Its about to for that blackSUMMERS'night ain't it Max??

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Thursday Billboard Update - 12/3/09

Proving looks don't matter when it comes to talent, Susan Boyle's debut album I Dreamed A Dream (terrible title) annihilates her competition and moves 701,000 units in her first week. That's good for 2009's best sales week, beating out Eminem's Relapse's first week of 608,244.

After all that hoopla last week, Adam Lambert's For Your Entertainment comes in at #3 with 198,000 sold. I guess America wasn't as ready for that gay shit as it thought lol. Also underwhelming is Rihanna's Rated R at #4 with 181,400 sold. Now on the surface that's her best first week ever, but with all the extra press, sympathy, and 20/20 interviews she should've moved more. Especially with that extra day and Black Friday. Don't bode well for Chris Brown's Graffiti.

Same ol' same ol' on the Hot 100.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Susan Boyle - I Dreamed A Dream (1)
2. Andrea Bocelli - My Christmas (2-2)
3. Adam Lambert - For Your Entertainment (3)
4. Rihanna - Rated R (4)
5. Lady GaGa - The Fame Monster (5)
6. Lady GaGa - The Fame (34-6)
7. Miley Cyrus - The Time Of Our Lives (29-7)
8. Taylor Swift - Fearless (10-8)
9. Carrie Underwood - Play On (9-9)
10. Norah Jones - The Fall (3-10)

• Birdman's Pricele$$ debuts at #29 with 35,800 sold. I'm almost positive it reach that high because of Black Friday and a large amount of white mother's of teenagers buying whatever CD was on the "New Release" rack lol.
• Jay Sean All Or Nothing comes in at #33 with 30,800 sold.
• Angie Stone's Unexpected finds its way at #99 with 10,000 sold.
• I didn't even know the Blakroc album dropped, but it starts off at #125 with 7,400 sold.
• Wiz Khalifa's Deal Or No Deal debuts at #148 with 5,900 sold.
  

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold
1. Jay-Z - Empire State Of Mind (1-1)
2. Lady GaGa - Bad Romance (2-2)
3. Ke$ha - TiK ToK (5-3)
4. Owl City - Fireflies (3-4)
5. Iyaz - Replay (6-5)
6. Jason Rulo - Whatcha Say (4-6)
7. Black Eyed Peas - Meet Me Halfway (12-7)
8. David Guetta - Sexy Chick (7-8)
9. Jay Sean - Down (10-9)
10. Britney Spears - 3 (9-10)

• With her album now in stores, Rihanna's Hard featuring Young Jeezy soars 61 spots 80-19.
• Shakira's Give It Up To Me with Lil Wayne surges 32 spots 61-29.
• Lady Gaga's Telephone featuring Beyonce debuts at #30 this week.
• Alicia Keys' Try Sleeping With A Broken Heart (I'm sure she could just call up Mashonda if she really wanted to know what that was like) jumps 16 spots 58-42.
• Trey Songz's Say Aah moves 9 spots up 68-59.
• Two title tracks debut back to back as Adam Lambert's For Your Entertainment comes in at #61 and Susan Boyle's I Dreamed A Dream at #62.
• Beyonce's Video Phone starts off at #65.
• Chris Brown's Crawl debuts at #68.
• After debuting at #88 last week, Fiona Melanie's It Kills Me hops up to #75 this week.
• Timbaland's Morning After Dark comes in at #76.
• Birdman debuts his 4 My Town with Drake and Lil Wayne at #90.
• Lady Gaga's Speechless starts off at #94.
• Susan Boyle debuts another, Wild Horses, at #98.

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Beyoncé - Video Phone (Extended Remix) (feat. Lady GaGa)

I finally watch the video and I got a few thoughts

• Damn I fuckin' love Beyonce!
• Somebody needs to grab 2:56-2:58 and make that into a slow motion .GIF file.
• I see why Lady GaGa wears all those big glasses and veils and shit because when its just her, you can really see all the dude-ish attributes.
• This video was cheap as hell, but fuck it, did you see Beyonce?? Shit nigga!
  
• Making Lady GaGa do Beyonce's dance routine next to Beyonce is unfair to Lady GaGa and all her fans. Its like making Rihanna sing accapella on the same stage as Patti LaBelle.
  
• While I love Beyonce, I didn't love her with that weird side bang hairstyle at the beginning.
• Damn Beyonce is so got damn sexy! Shit nigga, shit! I hate Jay-Z.
  

Okay, that will be all.

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Thursday Billboard Update - 11/5/09

Michael Jackson returns to his rightful spot atop the Billboard 200 as the soundtrack to This Is It sells 373,800. No surprises there, its Mike. Some other shit debuted this week as well, but you won't care about them. Wanna know how I know that?? Because I don't care about them. You're welcome.

The top of the Hot 100 remains influx as we get yet another new #1. Jason Rulo grabs his first #1 with Whatcha Say (2-1), knocking last week's #1, Owl City's Fireflies down to #2. Returning to the top 10 is Jay-Z's Empire State of Mind at #3. The track saw a major boost in sales after Hov and Alicia Keys' performance at the new Yankees Stadium before game 2 of the World Series last week. Hot also saw this week's top 2 debuts land at numbers 9 and 10. Lady GaGa's Bad Romance takes over at #9 and Taylor Swift's Jump Then Fall is at #10.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Michael Jackson - This Is It sdtk (1)
2. Creed - Full Circle (2)
3. Taylor Swift - Fearless (7-3)
4. Rod Stewart - Soulbook (4)
5. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Night Castle (5)
6. Sting - If On A Winter's Night (6)
7. Michael Bublé - Crazy Love (3-7)
8. Various Artists - Twilight Saga: New Moon sdtk (1-8)
9. Tim McGraw - Southern Voice (2-9)
10. Jay-Z - Blueprint 3 (4-10)

• Tech N9ne's K.O.D. is Hip-Hop's top debut at #14 with 29,900 sold.
• I didn't even know Brian McKnight was dropping an album, but his Evolution Of A Man debuts at #20 with 24,400 sold.
• Triple C's album Custom, Cars, & Cycles flops hard at #44 with just 12,100 sold. They probably should've just released it as a mixtape.
  

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Jason Rulo - Whatcha Say (2-1)
2. Owl City - Fireflies (1-2)
3. Jay-Z - Empire State Of Mind (13-3)
4. Jay Sean - Down (3-4)
5. Miley Cyrus - Party In The U.S.A. (4-5)
6. Lady GaGa - Paparazzi (6-6)
7. Jay-Z - Run This Town (5-7)
8. Britney Spears - 3 (8-8)
9. Lady GaGa - Bad Romance (9)
10. Taylor Swift - Jump Then Fall (10)

• Debuting at #33 this week is 50 Cent's Baby By Me with Ne-Yo. That comes just in time because the 16th is right around the corner.
• After jumping 30 spots last week, Birdman's Money To Blow featuring Drake and Lil Wayne jumps 12 spots 64-52.
• R. Kelly's Number One with Keri Hilson jumps 10 spots 69-59.
• Rihanna's Russian Roulette soars a quarter of the chart moving up 100-75 this week.
• LeToya Luckett's Regret featuring Ludacris jumps 13 spaces 91-78.
• After all the buzz surrounding the video yesterday, I wouldn't be surprised if we saw a major leap next week, but as far as this week goes, Trey Songz I Invented Sex moves 11 spots 90-79.
• Gucci Mane's awful first single Spotlight with Usher debuts at #93. Don't be surprised if it goes nowhere from here.
• Omarion's Get It In with Gucci Mane debuts at #100, and probably won't be around next week.

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