As expected, Pres. Obama named Sen. Hillary Clinton Secretary of State. Barack has also decided to keep Defense Secretary Robert Gates in his position. Other members of the team include Gen. Jim Jones as National Security Adviser, Eric Holder as Attorney General, AZ Gov. Janet Napolitano as Homeland Security Secretary, and Susan Rice as Ambassador to the United Nations. GObama!
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December 01, 2008
Obama Rolls Out National Security Team
November 14, 2008
Random News Shit: The President-Elect Edition
1) Obama to meet with McCain on Monday
Hmmm...I wonder if that South Park episode from the day after the election is coming true and they are meeting to celebrate their plot for one of them to become president so they could steal the world's most expensive diamond. Hey, it could happen lol.
2) Officials: Sen. Clinton eyed as secretary of state
Well we all know she's gonna be in the White House so why not as secretary of state?? See Hillary supporters, it all worked out in the end, didn't it? lol.
3) Priest: No communion for Obama voters
Seriously?? A Catholic priest, of all people, is saying supporting Obama "constitutes material cooperation with intrinsic evil." Ain't this some shit?? So touching little boys is cool, but a woman having her right to choose is not?? Then again, I guess it makes sense because the more chance a woman has to choose if she wants an abortion or not, the less little boys running around for him to molest.
This bitch ass nigga can't even do the Lord's work without feeding into his own bigotry. Sad. How are you gonna deny people communion?? You're not the final decider on whether a person goes to Heaven or Hell. And I doubt a person's vote in the 2008 election is gonna be the make or break decision of whether you can get in the pearly gates. Like God is just gonna be up there like: "My child, you lived your life very Christ-like, but I see you voted for that nigga Obama back in 2008. This is some bullshit, you can't come up in here with that shit nigga." Come the fuck on! Well we know one person who definitely won't be making it lol.
October 20, 2008
Vote Early Today!
Early voting starts early in soooo many states today! If your state is one of them and you didn't already vote by mail then please, please, please vote early!
Just go to VoteForChange.com, enter your info and all the early voting polling place will be display for you. They always give you a map that you can use if you're having trouble finding it! It's easy, all you have to do is get off your ass and get it done!
I'm about to head to work in a few and I already know its poppin' downtown so be apart of history. Vote Obama!! And yes, Hillary Clinton is in Fort Lauderdale campaigning today! Barack is in Tampa (great plan since alot of people are celebrating the Rays' victory) and they will meet up tonight in Orlando.
August 27, 2008
Obama Nominated By Acclamation; Clinton & Biden Represent!
Hillary did the damn thang with this! Don't believe the hype, the party was never as divided as the media tries to make it seem. Don't let the closet republicans fool you into thinking they're Hillary supporters because they are NOT.
Anyway, check out Big Bill and Biden holding shit down at the convention. Oh, and there's a surprise guest at the end of Joe Biden's speech lol.
August 26, 2008
"No Way, No How, No McCain"
Wow! Man, Hillary represented tonight! I think she really hit all the points that she had to 1) thanking her supporting 2) telling them why they should vote Obama 3) telling them why it'd be dumb to vote for McCain and 4) hammering John McCain. That Bush/McCain Twin Cities line was CLASSIC! I'll definitely post it once the whole thing gets online. Until then you can go read up on it by clicking here if you missed it.
I can't wait to hear what Bill says tomorrow!
August 15, 2008
Idiocracy 101: The Most Confused Of The Confused
This shit here is hilarious! These are the most confused people on the planet. I mean transgender people have it more together than these fools. Honestly, I think they're really just republicans because only they would stoop so low to win but then again I doubt their $50,000 is gonna hurt Barack any lol.
July 16, 2008
Time For Some Campaignin'!
I saw this on MSNBC earlier and I think its an instant classic! Barely Political has definitely moved in on their territory, but I think Jib Jab is back for the throne lol.
June 27, 2008
Dream Ticket A Real Possibility??
I just finished watching Hillary Clinton campaign with Barack Obama in Unity, New Hampshire and while I'm waiting for the Obama camp to upload the footage to YouTube I must say they sure did look great together out there. I honestly don't think he needs Hillary to win in November, but there is a certain air of dominance when those 2 are on the same stage working TOGETHER. Plus, I think some of that bitter 'put Hillary on the ticket or we won't vote for you' sentiment from her supporters is starting to die down so he could choose her without looking like he was forced to.
Now, I'm not saying he should pick her, but I am saying they look good together and I wouldn't mind it anymore if he did.
June 07, 2008
Random News Shit
Big Brown Loses! LMAO!!
LMAO at all those idiots who bet money on Big Brown winning the Triple Crown and getting his ass smoked! Not only did that loser ass horse not win, but that shit came in fuckin' last! LMAO!!
Damn, PETA is gonna have theses muhfucka's asses on a platter Mike Vick style in a minute lol.
Lil Wayne Won't Sue Over Mixtape, Leaks
Well of course he won't sue, what is he gonna win, a couple CD burners?? Anyway, the funniest part of this is Slim saying he "don't want nothing under 1 million sold in the first week". Oh really?? Somebody should probably tell that nigga Tha Carter III leaked already last week...not to mention nobody has done that since Usher did it in 2004 with Confessions. Not even Kanye and Lil Wayne is definitely no Kanye so he doesn't stand a chance. I give him 400k first week at best, but if he does anything in the 100,000s its over for the nigga!
Clinton Throws 'Full Support' Behind Obama
This was obviously the biggest news of the day and its about damn time! She should've gave this damn shit Tuesday and got it over with lol.
Brady can't jump, slowed by effects of last year's ankle injury
What?? This nigga is still hurt?? Though this makes me very happy and wanna laugh at all the bandwagon fans of last season it kinda sucks because I think they're just saying this to use it as an excuse for them losing the big one. I don't care if its 4 months after the fact, you never know with them Patriots lol.
Rare black watermelon sells for $6,100, sets record
Ain't this about some shit???? I mean besides the fact somebody actually bought a damn watermelon for 6 stacks, "black" and "watermelon" are just too close to each other in this headline for me lol.
June 02, 2008
The Empire Strikes Barack
From the creators of Baracky (aka some niggas with way to much time on their hands lol.) comes The Empire Strikes Barack! This shit is tight as usual and I love the Dirty Off Ya Shoulder part lol.
May 31, 2008
Okay, Florida & Michigan Are Seated... & Hillary STILL Has No Chance LOL
Anyway, the new magic number is 2,118 instead of 2,026 so Tuesday or Wednesday this shit should be officially over!
Oh yeah and in other Obama news, he's "resigned" from his "controversial" church in Chicago after people caught feelings at another pastor speaking the harsh truth. Weird. I didn't know you could resign from a church, I grew up in the South so when you wanted to leave a church you just stopped going. I guess its not that simple anymore lol.
May 25, 2008
Hillary: Why I Continue To Run
I am an egotistical, untrustworthy, power-hungry meglomaniac. I continue to
run because I am entitled to the presidency. I continue to run because I do not
care about what is best for the country; I only care about what is good for me.
I continue to run becasue I am the best and I am ready on day one to the run the
country into the ground the same way I ran my campaign. I continue to run
because there are a lot of people who will take the blame when I screw up…I am
not accountable to anyone. And most importantly, I continue to run because I
still have several pantsuits that I have not worn yet.
May 24, 2008
Keith Olbermann Givin' Hillary The Business!
Keith is back with another Special Comment! This timd its about Hillary Clintons recent remarks basically saying she's staying in the race because Barack might get assassinated. SMH @ Hillary. And her supporters have the NERVE to say they don't like Barack and they'd never vote for him "if" he wins the nomination lol.
I had a bunch of other shit I wanted to say about this topic earlier, but I keep getting caught with shit and I've forgot it all by now so I'll just let Keith do the talking.
Keith never disappoints with these Special Comments! There's really nothing else left so she might as well drop out because he's obviously not gonna win and she just threw away any shred of a chance she had at becoming VP.
As "me, I, Johnny Tapia" (lol) said in Bad Boys II after he shot Roberto, "I don't know ma ma, he kill himself. Yes, very sad," LMAO!
April 21, 2008
Hillary Gone Wild
With the PA primary coming tomorrow guess what Hillary is doing?? That's right, going wild lol.
April 16, 2008
April 14, 2008
Barack Sonnin' Hillary!
Hillary Clinton might have just ruined her chances of being VP over the weekend by helping blow this how bitter comment controversy WAYYYY out of proportion BUT you know Barack ain't taking that bullshit sitting down. Check out Obama straight sonnin' Hillary in Steelton, PA over the weekend.
DAMN! He let her have it, and rightfully so. She and everyone else knows damn well he wasn't saying people are Christians because they are bitter. That's not even almost kinda what it sounded like lol. He was obviously saying people's frustrations with the way shit is going makes them hang on even tighter to their beliefs and traditions. How can you argue with that?? Isn't that what you're supposed to do when times are tough?? Certainly Mrs. Clinton wasn't trying to say times aren't tough, is she??
You know, the more and more this race goes on the more and more republican Hillary is starting to look. Its sad it has to come to this for them to try to get something against Obama, but damn, they are really reaching this time.
Braxton IS Obama!
That's right nigga, Christopher B. Duncan aka Braxton P. Hartnabrig should be the ONLY actor allowed to play Barack Obama in any skit, sketch, parody, drama, whatever! He owns this shit hands down! Check out these videos if you've never seen them before (I know I was looking for the Leno one for weeks lol).
The 2nd one would've been better if Mr. Save The Last Dance could have controlled his laughter, but it was straight classic either way lmao.






