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May 24, 2012

NBA Announces All-Defensive Teams

Here's the NBA All-Defensive First Team: LeBron James (24 first place votes), Serge Ibaka (20), Dwight Howard (16), Chris Paul (13), and Tony Allen (13). Second Team: Kevin Garnett (8), Luol Deng (6), Tyson Chandler (13), Rajon Rondo (9), and Kobe Bryant (7).

Now you may be thinking, "How does Defensive Player of the Year, Tyson Chandler not make the First Team?" That's a fair question, but the answer is that coaches vote on the All-NBA teams, while media members vote for the individual awards (MVP, DPoY, etc.). I guess the coaches just didn't fear Chandler defensively as much as they feared Dwight Howard.

Honestly, I have no problem with this because I don't think Chandler should've won Defensive Player of the Year in the first place. Since when did being the best defensive player on a shitty defensive team make you the league's best? Chandler winning the award was actually a mini travesty, if you ask me. Serge Ibaka lead the league in blocks by over a block and a half per game! On the other hand, Chandler (89) only had 4 more total blocks than Greg Stiemsma (85)! Greg Stiemsma! Stiemsma only played in 55 games and started just 3. Again, he only had 4 less blocks than Chandler on the season.

Of course blocks aren't the only thing that matters, but I'm just saying, Tyson Chandler wasn't the best player in the NBA this season, in my opinion.

(Side note: Who in the hell gave Carlos Boozer a vote for the All-Defensive team? That coach should have his vote taken away.)

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January 05, 2011

INN: O.J. Mayo & Tony Allen Fight On Team Flight

Memphis Grizzlies' Tony Allen (9), walking with teammate  Zach Randolph (50), reacts after turning over the ball during the fourth quarter of an NBA basketball game against the San Antonio Spurs, Saturday, Dec. 18, 2010, in San Antonio. San Antonio won 112-106 in overtime.
Today in Ignant Nigga News, Memphis Grizzlies' swing players (pun intended) O.J. Mayo and Tony Allen had an on-flight fight Monday. Apparently the 2 were playing cards (Bill Simmons is right, all of these NBA fights and feuds are over either card games or women), O.J. loss, Tony asked for his money, O.J. said fuck that, Tony said aight, O.J. kept talking shit, and Tony proceeded to swell up O.J.'s face.

The card game they were playing?? Boo-Ray. Sound familiar? Well it should, Boo-Ray is the same game Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton were playing that lead to the infamous guns in the locker room scandal last year.

(Side note: Am I the only one surprised O.J. Mayo and Tony Allen weren't T'd up for this?? David Stern already outlawed his players from showing emotion, so I don't see why this should be any different just because it happened in the sky. I mean, what will corporate sponsors and fans think of the league if players show signs of life?? Assess the tech, the $35,000 fine, and let's move on with our (hopefully) emotionless lives.)

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