This was one of the many videos I missed while I was working on and promoting Ocho That Ho. Good stuff right here.
August 30, 2012
I Be Trappin
August 18, 2011
Thursday Billboard Update - 8/18/11
Big news over on the Hot 100 as Katy Perry's Last Friday Night finally makes it to #1, dethroning LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem after 6 weeks on top. Last Friday Night is Katy's 5th #1 single, tying her with Michael Jackson for most #1 singles off one album in Hot 100 history. Also, Maroon 5's Moves Like Jagger shoots up the top 10 8-3.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Jay-Z & Kanye West - Watch The Throne (1)
2. Luke Bryan - Tailgates & Tanlines (2)
3. Various Artists - Now 39 (3)
4. Adele - 21 (1-4)
5. Eric Church - Chief (2-5)
6. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (6-6)
7. Beyonce - 4 (8-7)
8. Ace Hood - Blood, Sweat & Tears (8)
9. Jackie Evancho - Dream With Me (22-9)
10. Kidz Bop Kids - Kidz Bop 20 (7-10)
- Jay-Z and Kanye weren't the only duo to drop an album last, Gucci Mane and Waka Flocka released Ferrari Boyz and it starts at #21 with 16,800 albums sold.
- Royce Da 5'9's Success Is Certain debuts at #25 with 15,900 copies sold.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold
1. Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (2-1)
2. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (1-2)
3. Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (8-3)
4. Nicki Minaj - Super Bass (3-4)
5. Bad Meets Evil - Lighters (5-5)
6. Lil Wayne - How To Love (6-6)
7. Pitbull - Give Me Everything (4-7)
8. Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks (13-8)
9. Britney Spears - Go (7-9)
10. OneRepublic - Good Life (11-10)
- Drake's Headlines gets things crackin', debuting at #13 this week.
- After leaping a tremendous 41 spots last week, Rihanna's Cheers (Drink To That) jumps 25 more spots 50-25 this week.
- Jay-Z & Kanye's Who Gon Stop Me debuts at #44.
- Miguel's Quickie flies 14 spots to #69 in its 4th week.
- Jay-Z & Kanye's Niggas In Paris debuts at #75.
- T.I. will be home soon and his We Don't Get Down Like Y'all featuring B.o.B debuts at #78.
May 24, 2011
#ShawtBusReloaded
Even though Be Your Own Boss is to Broken Equipment Productions what Lady Gaga is to Madonna, this is still pretty funny. It's sad that they have to bite, but then again, there's only so much you can do with cartoons and Hip-Hop.
March 31, 2011
Thursday Billboard Update - 3/31/11
Over on the Hot 100, we have a new #1 and its Katy Perry's E.T. featuring Kanye West. The top debut this week is Wiz Khalifa's No Sleep blasting off at #6. And sadly Bruno Mars' Grenade finally exits the top 10 this week. But look on the bright side, maybe this will finally put an end to people making the fucked out jokes about not being willing to catch a grenade for anyone.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Chris Brown - F.A.M.E. (1)
2. Jennifer Hudson - I Remember Me (2)
3. Adele - 21 (1-3)
4. The Strokes - Angles (4)
5. Kirk Franklin - Hello Fear (5)
6. Various Artists - Songs For Japan (6)
7. Panic at the Disco - Vices & Virtues (7)
8. Mumford & Sons - Sigh No More (5-8)
9. Bobby V - Fly On the Wall (9)
10. Lupe Fiasco - Lasers (3-10)
- Gucci Mane's Return Of Mr. Zone 6 debuted at #18 with 24,600 sold.
first time top 10's in bold
1. Katy Perry - E.T. (2-1)
2. Rihanna - S&M (3-2)
3. Cee-Lo - Fuck You (2-4)
4. Lady Gaga - Born This Way (1-4)
5. Black Eyed Peas - Just Can't Get Enough (5-5)
6. Wiz Khalifa - No Sleep (6)
7. Chris Brown - Look At Me Now (8-7)
8. P!nk - Fuckin' Perfect (7-8)
9. Jeremih - Down On Me (10-9)
10. Jennifer Lopez - On The Floor (13-10)
- Chris Brown's Next To You featuring Justin Bieber debuts at #26.
- Wiz Khalifa's Roll Up jumps another 16 spots 45-29.
- T-Pain's Best Love Song with Chris Brown debuts at #33.
- Bruno Mars' The Lazy Song flies 18 more spots 55-37.
- Lil Wayne's John featuring Rick Ross debuts at #57.
- Rebecca Black's viral hit Friday hops 14 spots 72-58.
- Jennifer Hudson's Where You At soars 25 spots 89-64.
- Miguel's Sure Thing jumps 11 spots 87-76.
- Travis Porter's Bring It Back jumps 10 spots 88-78 in its 2nd week.
- Waka Flocka's Grove St. Party hops 11 spots 93-82 in its 2nd week.
- Ke$ha's Fuck Him He's A DJ debuts at #97. Sadly I don't think any DJs wanna fuck this.
March 22, 2011
This Week In Flops 3/22/11
Everybody who wasn't gonna buy the album really isn't now, but his fans that were on the fence probably will now because they're gonna allow themselves to be brainwash into think Chrisqo is being picked on. He effectively rallied the base, I can't be mad at that. It should be a good week for him because of this, so I'm guess he does between 150-200k first week.
Next up is Jennifer Hudson's I Remember Me. I can't lie, I don't know much about this album, but I still think it's gonna be good for at least 80,000. I'm gonna go with 80-110k.
Pharoahe Monch's last album did about 12,000 first week in 2007, and I think W.A.R. will do about the same. I'm guessing 8-15k for Pharoahe.
I have no idea if this is an album or a mixtape, but there's a video out, so I'm just gonna treat it like am album. Whatever, no one cares, 5-15k.
February 19, 2011
January 13, 2011
Ice Cream Mane: The Face Of Retardation In America
Wait, before we try to answer that million dollar question, please find a mental disability foundation and make a donation to it. $1, $2, $5, whatever you can give, please do.
Not in the giving mood?? Here, take a close-up look at the atrocity that is this man's face:
Just look at the retardation in his eyes, and the permanent symbol of his condition on his face. He has an ice cream cone, with blue ice cream scoops on it, red lightning bolts shooting out of it, and "Brrr" written across it...on his face! Forever! If that doesn't make you want to donate, I don't know what will.
Don't you feel sorry for
Where is this Mane's friends?? Where is this Mane's family?? As far as I'm concerned, this is a cry for help more so than evidence of his mental challenged-ness. I mean, we already knew he was retarded, but who knew he was crazy too? That's like a cherry on the top of a shitty life sundae, or in this case, ice cream cone.
Well, hopefully somebody gets this Mane some help. And also, hopefully that same person makes sure every studio in the state of Georgia gets a restraining order against him stating that he can't step within 50 feet of one or he'll be arrested. It'd only be right.
October 07, 2010
Thursday Billboard Update - 10/7/10
Over on the Hot 100 it's again the same 10, just in a slightly different order.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Kenny Chesney - Hemingway's Whiskey (1)
2. Lil Wayne - I Am Not a Human Being (2)
3. Zac Brown Band - You Get What You Give (1-3)
4. Gucci Mane - The Appeal: Georgia's Most Wanted (4)
5. Eminem - Recovery (6-5)
6. Eric Clapton - Clapton (6)
7. Trey Songz - Passion, Pain & Pleasure (7-7)
8. Linkin Park - A Thousand Suns (3-8)
9. Billy Currington - Enjoy Yourself (9)
10. Selena Gomez & the Scene - A Year Without Rain (4-10)
- Lil Boosie's Incarcerated debuts at #13 with 30,583 sold.
- Ice Cube's I Am West debuts at #22 with 22,282 sold.
- Jeremih's All About You checks in at #27 with 18,000 sold.
- Donell Jones' comeback album Lyrics opens up right behind Jeremih #28 after selling 17,300.
first time top 10's in bold
1. Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are (1-1)
2. Far*East Movement - Like A G6 (6-2)
3. Katy Perry - Teenage Dream (2-3)
4. Nelly - Just A Dream (7-4)
5. Usher - DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love (4-5)
6. Taio Cruz - Dynamite (5-6)
7. Eminem - Love The Way You Lie (3-7)
8. Rihanna - Only Girl (In the World) (8-8)
9. Enrique Iglesias - I Like It (9-9)
10. Flo Rida - Club Can't Handle Me (10-10)
- Lil Wayne's Gonorrhea featuring Drake flares onto the charts at #17 this week, while his What's Wrong With Them featuring Nicki Minaj starts off at #42.
- Pitbull's Hey Baby (Drop It To The Floor) with T-Pain debuts at #51.
- Lil Wayne's title track I Am Not A Human Being debuts at #65.
- Nicki Minaj's Right Thru Me checks in at #74. Watch out for this one.
- Lil Wayne's Bill Gates debuts at #75.
- Bruno Mars' Grenade debuts at #81.
- Marsha Ambrosius' Hope She Cheats On You debuts at #88.
July 04, 2010
Young Money - Steady Mobbin' (feat. Gucci Mane)
Damn Gucci Mane sucks so BAD! I'm sorry, I couldn't think of any better way to start the written portion of this post lol. At least he wore a shirt though, so that's always a good thing. Best part of the video: Lil Wayne ashin' in the Grammy award...thug life.
February 11, 2010
Thursday Billboard Update - 2/11/10
Black Eyed Peas' Imma Bee doesn't make it to #1 this week, but its Grammy push was good enough for #2. They also brought I Gotta Feeling back into the top 10 at #9, bumping Rihanna's Hard back outside.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (1-1)
2. Lil Wayne - Rebirth (2)
3. Nick Jonas & the Administration - Who I Am (3)
4. Lady Gaga - The Fame (3-4)
5. Various Artists - 2010 Grammy Nominees (8-5)
6. Black Eyed Peas - The E.N.D. (10-6)
7. Taylor Swift - Fearless (13-7)
8. Rob Zombie - Hellbilly Deluxe 2 (8)
9. Susan Boyle - I Dreamed A Dream (4-9)
10. Zac Brown Band - The Foundation (22-10)
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold
1. Ke$ha - TiK ToK (1-1)
2. Black Eyed Peas - Imma Be (4-2)
3. Lady Antebellum - Need You Now (8-3)
4. Young Money - Bedrock (3-4)
5. Lady GaGa - Bad Romance (2-5)
6. David Guetta - Sexy Chick (5-6)
7. Train - Hey, Soul Sister (9-7)
8. Ludacris - How Low (6-8)
9. Black Eyed Peas - I Gotta Feeling (16-9)
10. Iyaz - Replay (7-10)
- I guess people were really feeling her performance at the Grammys because Pink's Glitter In The Air debuts at #18.
- Timbaland and Drake's Say Something moves another 10 spaces north 46-36 this week.
- Lil Wayne's Knockout, off of the abomination known as Rebirth, debuts at #44.
- B.o.B's first single sees some movement in its 2nd week as Nothin' On You jumps 24 spots 89-65. B.o.B Presents The Adventures Of Bobby Ray is due May 25th.
- People must've loved this Grammy performance as well because Mary J. Blige and Andrea Bocelli's Bridge Over Troubled Water checks in at #75.
- Lil Wayne sees another Rebirth track debut this week as Fuck Today with Gudda Gudda debuts at #76.
- One more Wayne debuts at #91 with American Star featuring Shanell. There's NO doubt in my mind this is because everyone thought he was going to jail this week and NOT because they want to play the music.
- Some song called Lemonade by Gucci Mane comes in at #93 in its 1st week.
December 17, 2009
Thursday Billboard Update - 12/17/09
Numbers 1, 4, 5, 8, 9, and 10 are all the same, and the other slots only moved 1 way up or down. The end.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Susan Boyle - I Dreamed A Dream (1-1)
2. Andrea Bocelli - My Christmas (2-2)
3. Glee Cast - Glee: The Music, Vol. 2 (3)
4. Taylor Swift - Fearless (3-4)
5. Carrie Underwood - Play On (6-5)
6. Lady GaGa - The Fame (5-6)
7. Chris Brown - Graffiti (7)
8. Justin Bieber - My World (12-8)
9. Michael Bublé - Crazy Love (10-9)
10. Gucci Mane - The State Vs. Radric Davis (10)
- Rough week for the Dogg Father as Snoop Dogg's Malice N Wonderland debuts at #23 with just 59,300 sold. I blame that terrible Soulja Boy feature lol.
- Timbaland's Shock Value II also underwhelms at #36 with just 39,700 sold.
- Clipse's Til The Casket Drops checks in at #46 with 31,500 sold.
- And last, but not least, B.G. and his Too Hood 2 Be Hollywood debuts #77 with 18,000 sold.
first time top 10's in bold
1. Jay-Z - Empire State Of Mind (1-1)
2. Ke$ha - TiK ToK (3-2)
3. Lady GaGa - Bad Romance (2-3)
4. Iyaz - Replay (4-4)
5. Owl City - Fireflies (5-5)
6. David Guetta - Sexy Chick (7-6)
7. Jason Rulo - Whatcha Say (6-7)
8. Black Eyed Peas - Meet Me Halfway (8-8)
9. Britney Spears - 3 (9-9)
10. Jay Sean - Down (10-10)
- Ludacris' How Low has made a real impact with the ladies and it shows as it debuts at #13 this week. Its obviously the top debut of the week. Maybe this will force Def Jam to release that damn Battle Of The Sexes album.
- Timbaland sees his Carry Out with Justin Timberlake surge 44 spots 75-31.
- After leaking to the net a week ago, Lil Wayne's On Fire, from the oft-delayed and newly leaked Rebirth album, debuted at #62.
- Mary J. Blige's I Am comes in at #67 as she prepares for the release of her album this upcoming Tuesday.
- All isn't bad for Snoop Dogg this week as his I Wanna Rock debuts at #80.
- Chris Brown's What I Do with Plies debuts at #88.
December 10, 2009
Thursday Billboard Update - 12/10/09
Not much movement this week on the Hot 100.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Susan Boyle - I Dreamed A Dream (1-1)
2. Andrea Bocelli - My Christmas (2-2)
3. Taylor Swift - Fearless (8-3)
4. R. Kelly - Untitled (4)
5. Lady GaGa - The Fame (6-5)
6. Carrie Underwood - Play On (9-6)
7. Norah Jones - The Fall (10-7)
8. Michael Jackson - This Is It sdtk (11-8)
9. Various Artists - New Moon sdtk (12-9)
10. Michael Bublé - Crazy Love (18-10)
- Juvenile probably should've re-thought the title of his comeback album because I don't know how Cocky & Confident he is at #43 with 23,100 sold.
first time top 10's in bold
1. Jay-Z - Empire State Of Mind (1-1)
2. Lady GaGa - Bad Romance (2-2)
3. Ke$ha - TiK ToK (3-3)
4. Iyaz - Replay (5-4)
5. Owl City - Fireflies (4-5)
6. Jason Rulo - Whatcha Say (6-6)
7. David Guetta - Sexy Chick (8-7)
8. Black Eyed Peas - Meet Me Halfway (7-8)
9. Britney Spears - 3 (10-9)
10. Jay Sean - Down (9-10)
- Young Money's Bedrock jumps 12 spots 36-24 in its 2nd week.
- Trey Songz's Say Aah continues to move north, jumping 19 spaces 59-40 this week.
- Speaking of Trey, I Invented Sex moves 11 spots up 54-43.
- Gucci Mane's Spotlight rolls on to a new high 64-48.
- Melanie Fiona's It Kills Me stays on an upward track moving another 19 spots 75-56.
- After debuting at #76 last week, Timbaland's Morning After Dark flies 15 mores spaces 76-61.
- Timbo also sees his duo with Justin Timberlake Carry Out debut at #75.
- Pitbull checks in at #85 with Shut It Down featuring Akon.
- Timbaland's If We Ever Meet Again with Katy Perry starts off at #98.
This Week In Flops 12/8/09
I listened to Snoop's album over the weekend and I was extremely disappointed World Of A Gangsta and Protocol didn't make the cut. I mean its not like they ran out of space, there's only 14 tracks and 2 of them were the intro and outro. Oh, and one was an absolutely ear torturing song called Pronto with Soulja Boy. That shit is SOOOOOO bad! You telling me the album needed that, but couldn't use those 2 bangers mentioned above?? For that reason I probably won't buy the album, but I'm sure it'll fall in the 80-110k range.
In April of '07, when the first Shock Value dropped, it debuted at #5 and sold 138,000, and that was on the heels of super single Give It To Me with Justin Timberlake and Nelly Furtado. That huge #1 hit single doesn't exist these time around some we might see Timmy sitting on the outside of the top 10 next week. I'll say 60-90k.
Welp, I guess its time to see how hot Gucci Mane really is to everyone. He's destroyed numerous songs with his shitty features, but he is allegedly in high demand. Realistically, with the way everybody has pretended to be on his dick, he should do Susan Boyle numbers.
..But he won't. I'll give him 45-85k.
I haven't listened to the album yet, but I'm sure its good. Its a damn shame nobody knows its dropping though. I mean, I didn't even know until I saw it leak last week. Damn shame, 20-50k
Judging by Juvenile's album's perormance (#43, 23,100 sold), I'm gonna guess B.G. does somewhere in the range of 10-20.
(Question: Is B.G. still signed to Grand Hustle??)
November 18, 2009
Gucci Mane - My Own Worst Enemy
I hear a lot of people saying this is Gucci Mane's best song ever, but really, what does that mean?? That's like being the smartest kid in the slow class. Yeah your retarded ass is smarter than the rest if these retards, but still, you're a retard.
With that being said, this really is the best song Gucci Mane has ever made lol. The mp3 is after the jump.
November 13, 2009
Random News Shit
This just seems so random to me. I didn't even know he was going to court or anything. I guess the judge wasn't a fan either lol.
Anyway, I saw an ad the other day that said Gucci Mane's new album was dropping "DecemBURRR 8th," and I'm wondering if that's still gonna stand with his new situation?? I'm sure it will since radio will now probably act like that bullshit song he has with Usher is hot and start playing it in his "honor." I'm also sure the Hip-Hop community is gonna rally around him and act like they actually like him, but oh well that's just how shit goes these days. The game is more politics than truth.
2) 'This Is It' Grosses Over $200 Million Worldwide In 2 Weeks
No one should be surprised by this. Still feels kinda dirty to me, but whatever.
3) 50 Cent Sues WorldStarHipHop.com
I was wondering why they changed the header on their website over the summer, but now we know. This seems petty of 50, but I can't lie, I laughed when he said, "I have lawyers on retainers and I have to pay them so much money anyway, so we'll go back and forth to court until [they] can't afford a subway sandwich. It's already too late for [them]."
Now that's good stuff right there lol.
4) Coolio Replaces DMX In MMA Fight
The other day DMX dropped out of the fight when he found out it wasn't a boxing match and now Coolio is going to be stepping in to take his place. Really, this is a slap in the face to both DMX and they other guy fighting in the bout. Coolio?? Seriously?? Ain't no other broke rappers out there more relevant than Coolio right now?? C'mon son!
November 11, 2009
Omarion - I Get It In (feat. Gucci Mane) Video
Didn't Chris Brown just release this video last week?? I'm just saying lol.
Anyway, while I continue to scratch my head at what Gucci Mane brings to the table musically, lets discuss dancing. Chris Brown is a better dancer than Omarion, right?? Wrong! I know its cool to not like Omarion, but the kid is a better dancer, hands down. Chris JUST started doing shit that Michael Jackson hadn't already done 20 years ago. O on the other hand has been killing it for years. Maybe its just me but Touch It video >>>> all Chris Brown videos combined.
Speaking of the Touch It video, I should go watch that shit, that Spanish chick was kinda fine.
November 09, 2009
Juvenile - Gotta Get It
From certain angles Juvenile looks like Mike Epps with that goatee, don't he?? Anyway, you know that "I keep the semi with me, just call me Prince Akeem" line?? I'm shocked it took someone this long to use that shit. My homeboy Ced came up with that shit years ago. (This really has nothing to do with anything, I just wanted to write it somewhere, and what better place than your own website?? Exactly!)
Cocky & Confident will be in stores December 1st and the mp3 for this track is after the jump.
Here's another version featuring Gucci Mane:
Brought nothing to the record as usual lol.
I could've sworn I had a third version with some others on it, but I don't know where it is so fuck it.
November 08, 2009
Gucci Mane - Spotlight (feat. Usher) Video
This will shock no one, but I didn't even bother watching the whole video. The song is still dreadful and Gucci Mane pulling somebody as pretty as that chick was just too unrealistic. I mean really?? I know Gucci is allegedly hot right now, but there's no way he's getting anything better than those chick from Plies' Bust It Baby reality show casting call. I'm just saying lol.
Related:
Gucci Mane - Spotlight (feat. Usher)
November 05, 2009
Thursday Billboard Update - 11/5/09
The top of the Hot 100 remains influx as we get yet another new #1. Jason Rulo grabs his first #1 with Whatcha Say (2-1), knocking last week's #1, Owl City's Fireflies down to #2. Returning to the top 10 is Jay-Z's Empire State of Mind at #3. The track saw a major boost in sales after Hov and Alicia Keys' performance at the new Yankees Stadium before game 2 of the World Series last week. Hot also saw this week's top 2 debuts land at numbers 9 and 10. Lady GaGa's Bad Romance takes over at #9 and Taylor Swift's Jump Then Fall is at #10.
The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold
1. Michael Jackson - This Is It sdtk (1)
2. Creed - Full Circle (2)
3. Taylor Swift - Fearless (7-3)
4. Rod Stewart - Soulbook (4)
5. Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Night Castle (5)
6. Sting - If On A Winter's Night (6)
7. Michael Bublé - Crazy Love (3-7)
8. Various Artists - Twilight Saga: New Moon sdtk (1-8)
9. Tim McGraw - Southern Voice (2-9)
10. Jay-Z - Blueprint 3 (4-10)
- Tech N9ne's K.O.D. is Hip-Hop's top debut at #14 with 29,900 sold.
- I didn't even know Brian McKnight was dropping an album, but his Evolution Of A Man debuts at #20 with 24,400 sold.
- Triple C's album Custom, Cars, & Cycles flops hard at #44 with just 12,100 sold. They probably should've just released it as a mixtape.
first time top 10's in bold
1. Jason Rulo - Whatcha Say (2-1)
2. Owl City - Fireflies (1-2)
3. Jay-Z - Empire State Of Mind (13-3)
4. Jay Sean - Down (3-4)
5. Miley Cyrus - Party In The U.S.A. (4-5)
6. Lady GaGa - Paparazzi (6-6)
7. Jay-Z - Run This Town (5-7)
8. Britney Spears - 3 (8-8)
9. Lady GaGa - Bad Romance (9)
10. Taylor Swift - Jump Then Fall (10)
- Debuting at #33 this week is 50 Cent's Baby By Me with Ne-Yo. That comes just in time because the 16th is right around the corner.
- After jumping 30 spots last week, Birdman's Money To Blow featuring Drake and Lil Wayne jumps 12 spots 64-52.
- R. Kelly's Number One with Keri Hilson jumps 10 spots 69-59.
- Rihanna's Russian Roulette soars a quarter of the chart moving up 100-75 this week.
- LeToya Luckett's Regret featuring Ludacris jumps 13 spaces 91-78.
- After all the buzz surrounding the video yesterday, I wouldn't be surprised if we saw a major leap next week, but as far as this week goes, Trey Songz I Invented Sex moves 11 spots 90-79.
- Gucci Mane's awful first single Spotlight with Usher debuts at #93. Don't be surprised if it goes nowhere from here.
- Omarion's Get It In with Gucci Mane debuts at #100, and probably won't be around next week.
October 30, 2009
The Game - Krazy (feat. Gucci Mane & Timbaland)
I'm not just saying this because Gucci Mane is on it (though it doesn't help my final decision), but this is not hot. And aren't street singles supposed to go harder than this?? This shit is so skippable. Try again.
I got a bonus after the jump.
I'm not sure if they is gonna be on the album or not, but man, that hook is just bad! The verse are straight, but that hook is a no go lol.






