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August 14, 2012

July 20, 2012

Slaughterhouse The Backroom Freestyle

           

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June 17, 2012

Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 8


Gotdamn, now the album is pushed back to July? That sucks, but oh well, that's the business.

On another note, y'all saw Joe dapping up J.R. Smith backstage at Summer Jam? That's crazy, but I guess he truly is over Tahiry. Either that or J.R. and Tahiry broke up and that were having a laugh about her vagina. Either way.

Related:
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 7
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 6
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 5
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 4
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 3
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 2
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 1

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May 10, 2012

Slaughterhouse On Cosmic Kev Come Up Show


Crooked I. That. Is. All.

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April 12, 2012

Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 4


Do you see why people don't like cops? Such douches.

Related:
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 3
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 2
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 1

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April 08, 2012

Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 3


If you paid attention to the end of the video closely, you'll see that it appears the new Slaughterhouse album has been pushed back to June 12th (I'm assuming that means we aren't getting that Joe Budden solo album on June 27th after all). It's all good though, I'm sure it'll be worth the wait... unlike Nicki Minaj's new album.

Related:
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 2
Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 1

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March 30, 2012

Slaughterhouse Speaks After Joe Budden's Arrest


If you hadn't heard, Joey was arrested right before a Slaughterhouse concert in New York yesterday over an unpaid $75 parking ticket. Gotta love that NYPD using all their resources keeping criminals off the streets.

On another note, thank goodness this didn't happen in Florida because there would've been hell to pay if Joe Budden got arrested over a parking ticket in the same state George Zimmerman and Casey Anthony murdered people and got away with it.

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March 22, 2012

March 16, 2012

Slaughterhouse Tour: Episode 1


SSLLLAAAAUUGHHTERRHOOOOUUUSSSSEE!

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February 22, 2012

Slaughterhouse - She Will (Remix)

Just cause. Welcome To: Our House May 15th!


This is just unfair. These guys DEFINITELY aren't hot, ain't that right MTV?

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February 21, 2012

Slaughterhouse & Joe Budden Get Release Dates

Slaughterhouse's second album Welcome To: Our House will be dropping on May 15th, and allegedly Joe Budden's next solo album will be dropping on June 27th (this according to somebody talking in the background when Joe was on YN's Keep It Thoro show). That's great if it's true, but I'm pretty sure it's not. For starters, June 27th isn't even a Tuesday, but I also don't see Shady dropping albums on top of each other like that.

Oh well, at least we know Mood Muzik 5 is coming and Crooked I has a new mixtape coming as well.

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December 19, 2011

Slaughterhouse - Funkmaster Flex Freestyle

Oh. My. God! SSLLAAAAUUGGHGTEERRHHOOOOOOUUUSSSEE!!!

Round 1

1) Crooked I
2) Joell Ortiz
3) Royce Da 5'9"
4) Joe Budden

Round 2

1) Joe Budden
2) Royce Da 5'9"
3) Joell Ortiz
4) Crooked I

So many fucking tough bars! This shit really makes no sense. I'm at a loss for words.

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October 13, 2011

Slaughterhouse - The Illest

All 4 quarters of the Slaughter return with a new joint after murderlizing the Shady 2.0 cypher Tuesday night. Enjoy!


Nice little warm up joint. Nothing too heavy, but they definitely get their point across. No new news on the album, but hopefully we'll be getting that soon.

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October 12, 2011

BET Hip-Hop Awards Cypher Rankings


1) Kendrick Lamar
2) B.o.B
3) Big K.R.I.T.
4) Machine Gun Kelly
5) Tech N9ne

Bar for bar, I've got to give it to Kendrick Lamar. Dude is just nice. Next I have to give it up to B.o.B for showing everybody that he's a real MC, and not just a pop star (Side note: I wonder what B.o.B did at 3:32 when he was setting up that special needs line to make BET take the camera off of him? The retarded man bend wrist chest smack thing? Who's to know.) Coming in 3rd I have to give it up to K.R.I.T. He didn't go for punchlines and just spit some real nigga shit. Fourth is Machine Gun Kelly, who despite having a nice flow, made a couple of missteps (Rhyming "Cobain's back" with each other 3 times?). And bringing up the rear is Tech N9ne, who totally squandered his first appearance on BET since Sway and Tech's The Anthem back in 1999.

1) Busta Rhymes
2) Reek Da Villain
3) Ludacris
4) 2 Chainz

It was a close race between Busta Rhymes and Reek Da Villain, but I had to give it to Busta because he embodied exactly what you'd want from a cypher, from lyrics to delivery. Reek is clearly #2, and he's followed up by Ludacris at #3, who nearly loss points for his wild pronunciation of Zach Galifianakis' name. The #4 spot almost went to Premo's laptop or Luda's headphones because 2 Chainz brought pretty much nothing to the table here. Ultimately, I decided to just give him 4th place (and last overall) instead of 5th or 6th, but only because he changed his name from Tity Boi to 2 Chainz (even though for some reason he thought it'd be a good idea to rock 3 chains the day this was filmed).


1) Skillz
2) Lady Of Rage
3) Blind Fury
4) Dom Kennedy

You have to give this one to Skillz. You've just got to. In fact, it was almost predetermined he was going to have the hardest bars in his group as soon as BET called him to do it. Checking in at #2 is Lady Of Rage, who was shockingly quite impressive. Blind Fury did his thing as well, so he gets the 3 spot, and last was Dom Kennedy, who really didn't bring much to the table.


1) Pill
2) Meek Mill
3) Rick Ross
4) Stalley
5) Wale

The surprise upset first place goes to Pill! Who would've thunk it? Nobody, but he made it happen. Congrats. Next up is Meek Mill, though his raw Philly style carried him more so than his lyrics. I wasn't expecting much from Ross here, but he ripped it so he gets third. Stalley was nice, but he needed a little more energy, so that's good for 4th. Bringing up the rear is Wale. His verse didn't suck, he was just the 5th best on this occasion.


1) Lecrae
2) Nitty Scott
3) Estelle
4) Soprano

Lecrae blazed it and showed that a Christian rapper can be nice as hell too. He gets the #1 spot. Coming in #2 has got to be Nitty Scott, whom which I'd like to exchange numbers with and possible take out on a date. Third is Estelle, but it was by default because I refuse to sit and read Soprano's (I'm assuming) fourth place lyrics.


1) Kevin McCall
2) Tyga
3) Chris Brown
4) Ace Hood

I thought Kevin McCall was a singer? Clearly I had him mixed up with somebody else because dude is nice, and for that, he gets first place. Second goes to Tyga, who has improved more lyrically in the last 2-3 years than anyone I can recall. I mean, dude was completely wack back in 2008, but now he's almost nice. Next I'll give props to Chris Brown, who is 10x the rapper he is singer. Last place goes to Ace Hood, but it's not because he sucked, it's just because the others did better. Ace was just fine, and I'm just proud he remembered his rhyme this time.


1) Eminem
2) Joe Budden
3) Royce Da 5'9"
4) Crooked I
5) Yelawolf
6) Joell Ortiz

This is easily the greatest cypher in the history of the BET Hip-Hop Awards, and it's truly a shame somebody had to come in last in my rankings. For starters, Eminem is just out of this world lyrically. To this date, NOBODY can flip rhymes the way he can and that was on full display in this video. Coming in at #2 is Joe Budden as he remains the most underrated rapper, possibly ever. Royce is 3rd because not only did he murder his verse, but "Hi Rihanna" is still a trending topic on Twitter nearly 24 hours later. Crooked I gets 4th place for his killer bars, while Yelawolf and Joell Ortiz bring up the rear with sick verses that just weren't on the level of the lead 4, but still good as hell. Damn, that was tough.

Illest of the Night: Eminem
Runner Up: Joe Budden

Wackest of the Night: 2 Chainz
Runner Down: Tech N9ne

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October 11, 2011

Shady 2.0 BET Hip-Hop Awards Cypher


This shit is so unfair.

Behind the scenes of the Shady 2.0 cypher after the jump.


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August 18, 2011

Thursday Billboard Update - 8/18/11

No big surprise here as Jay-Z and Kanye West's Watch The Throne sales 436,079 and coasts to #1. About 321,000 of those were downloads since the physical album didn't hit stores until Friday August 12th and Soundscan stops collecting sales week data on Saturdays, so I don't expect a huge week 2 drop off for the Roc Boys. Checking in at #8 is Ace Hood's third album Blood, Sweat & Tears with 26,300 copies sold. And while that may sound bleak on the surface, this is the highest he's ever debuted and the most he's ever sold in one week.

Big news over on the Hot 100 as Katy Perry's Last Friday Night finally makes it to #1, dethroning LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem after 6 weeks on top. Last Friday Night is Katy's 5th #1 single, tying her with Michael Jackson for most #1 singles off one album in Hot 100 history. Also, Maroon 5's Moves Like Jagger shoots up the top 10 8-3.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Jay-Z & Kanye West - Watch The Throne (1)
2. Luke Bryan - Tailgates & Tanlines (2)
3. Various Artists - Now 39 (3)

4. Adele - 21 (1-4)
5. Eric Church - Chief (2-5)
6. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (6-6)
7. Beyonce - 4 (8-7)
8. Ace Hood - Blood, Sweat & Tears (8)
9. Jackie Evancho - Dream With Me (22-9)
10. Kidz Bop Kids - Kidz Bop 20 (7-10)
  • Jay-Z and Kanye weren't the only duo to drop an album last, Gucci Mane and Waka Flocka released Ferrari Boyz and it starts at #21 with 16,800 albums sold.
  • Royce Da 5'9's Success Is Certain debuts at #25 with 15,900 copies sold.

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (2-1)
2. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (1-2)
3. Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (8-3)
4. Nicki Minaj - Super Bass (3-4)
5. Bad Meets Evil - Lighters (5-5)
6. Lil Wayne - How To Love (6-6)
7. Pitbull - Give Me Everything (4-7)
8. Foster The People - Pumped Up Kicks (13-8)
9. Britney Spears - Go (7-9)
10. OneRepublic - Good Life (11-10)
  • Drake's Headlines gets things crackin', debuting at #13 this week.
  • After leaping a tremendous 41 spots last week, Rihanna's Cheers (Drink To That) jumps 25 more spots 50-25 this week.
  • Jay-Z & Kanye's Who Gon Stop Me debuts at #44.
  • Miguel's Quickie flies 14 spots to #69 in its 4th week.
  • Jay-Z & Kanye's Niggas In Paris debuts at #75.
  • T.I. will be home soon and his We Don't Get Down Like Y'all featuring B.o.B debuts at #78.

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July 28, 2011

Thursday Billboard Update - 7/28/11

Adele's 21 returns to #1 this week for her 11th non-consecutive week atop the Billboard 200. DJ Khaled's We The Best Forever debuts at #5 with 53,100 sold. Amy Winehouse's Back To Black re-enters the charts at #9 with 37,300 following a 3,140% sales increase. Not sure why it re-entered the Billboard 200 and not the Top Pop Catalog like Michael Jackson was forced to back in 2009? Remember, Billboard said any album more than 18-months old and below spot 100 was considered a "catalog album" and that's why MJ took over the Top Pop Catalog and instead of the Billboard 200 like he was supposed to? What happened, Billboard? Whatever, expect Back To Black to make a run at #1 next week.

I'm not sure how LMFAO's bullshit ass song stays at #1, but it does. Then again, one glance at numbers 2-4 let's you know America is clearly lost musically. Anyway, Bad Meets Evil's Lighters featuring Bruno Mars finally tracks the top 10 at #10.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Adele - 21 (3-1)
2. Kidz Bop Kids - Kidz Bop 20 (2)
3. 3 Doors Down - Time Of My Life (3)

4. Beyonce - 4 (5-4)
5. DJ Khaled - We the Best Forever (5)
6. Blake Shelton - Red River Blue (1-6)
7. 311 - Universal Pulse (7)
8. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (7-8)
9. Amy Winehouse - Back To Black (9)
10. Selena Gomez & The Scene - When The Sun Goes Down (10-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (1-1)
2. Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (3-2)
3. Pitbull - Give Me Everything (2-3)
4. Nicki Minaj - Super Bass (5-4)
5. Adele - Rolling In The Deep (4-5)
6. Lil Wayne - How To Love (6-6)
7. Hot Chelle Rae - Tonight Tonight (9-7)
8. Lady Gaga - The Edge Of Glory (7-8)
9. OneRepublic - Good Life (8-9)
10. Bad Meets Evil - Lighters (17-10)

Jay-Z and Kanye West's (or The Throne as they're now being called) Otis debuts at #47. This marks the first time Otis Redding has appeared on since 1969, 2 years after his death in 1967 at age 26 (damn, he missed the "27 Club" by 273 days).
Pitbull's Rain Over Me featuring Marc Anthony flies 22 spots 81-59.
Drake's Marvin's Room finally debuts at #68.
50 Cent's Outlaw debuts at #87. Take that Interscope!
Big Sean wildly overrated Marvin Gaye & Chardonnay with Kanye and Roscoe Dash debuts at #88.
Miguel's Quickie debuts at #95.
DJ Drama's Oh My featuring Fabolous, Roscoe Dash, and Wiz Khalifa debuts at #100.

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June 23, 2011

Thursday Billboard Update - 6/23/11

Hell: The Sequel
Adele 21's loses its #1 spot again as Bad Meets Evil's Hell: The Sequel debuts in the top spot with 171,100. Of course this is Eminem's lowest first week sales ever, but at the same time, it's Royce Da 5'9's best. Either way, it's damn good for an EP. Ledisi's Pieces Of Me debuts at #8 with 36,000 sold.

Despite losing her top billing on the Billboard 200, Adele's remains atop the Hot 100 for a 7th week with her smash hit Rolling In The Deep. Joining the top 10 this week is Katy Perry's Last Friday Night, which skyrocketed 27 spots 31-4.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Bad Meets Evil - Hell: The Sequel (1)
2. Jackie Evancho - Dream With Me (2)
3. Adele - 21 (1-3)
4. Lady Gaga - Born This Way (2-4)
5. Jason Aldean - My Kinda Party (7-5)
6. Owl City - All Things Bright & Beautiful (6)
7. Barry Manilow - 15 Minutes (7)
8. Ledisi - Pieces Of Me (8)
9. Brad Paisley - This Is Country Music (8-9)
10. Original Cast Recording - The Book Of Mormon (3-10)
  • Gorilla Zoe's King Kong debuts at #56 with 10,300 sold.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Adele - Rolling In The Deep (1-1)
2. Pitbull - Give Me Everything (2-2)
3. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (3-3)
4. Katy Perry - Last Friday Night (31-4)
5. Katy Perry - E.T. (4-5)
6. Lady Gaga - The Edge Of Glory (7-6)
7. Jason Aldean - Dirt Anthem (9-7)
8. Nicki Minaj - Super Bass (10-8)
9. Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (5-9)
10. Lupe Fiasco - The Show Goes On (11-10)
  • Bad Meets Evil's Lighters featuring Bruno Mars debuts at #16. Not sure what's everyone's beef with Bruno Mars, but this is a good fucking song.
  • Big Sean's My Last hops 9 spots forward as his debut album is set to hit store this Tuesday.
  • Pitbull debuts another new record, this time it's Rain Over Me with Marc Anthony at #75.

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June 10, 2011

Bad Meets Evil


I actually just listened to the album and it's certified hot shit. The swiftness with which this project came together and was released kinda makes me pissed off at everybody always talking about their grinding but hardly ever dropping shit. Whatever though.

Anyway, I'm surprised they didn't employ this guy to say anything on the album, I think that would've been tight (Side note: I'm pretty sure the guy in this video is not the guy from the skit). I'm still copping it regardless, but I'm just saying it would've been cool.

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