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Showing posts with label Jay-Z. Show all posts
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April 11, 2013

Jay-Z - Open Letter


 New Hov!



Y'all gon' learn today!

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March 18, 2013

Kendrick Lamar - Bitch Don’t Kill My Vibe (Remix) (feat. Jay-Z)

The moment we've all been waiting for...



What can I say? This shit is just as great as you'd imagine. I'm just so happy right now.

(Side note: I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this is bigger than if he would've got Janet in the Poetic Justice video.)

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March 14, 2013

Bitch Don't Kill My Vibe Remix...Featuring Jay-Z?!


Holy shit!

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February 14, 2013

Justin Timberlake - Suit & Tie (feat. Jay-Z) Video


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January 13, 2013

Justin Timberlake - Suit & Tie (feat. Jay-Z)

Finally, finally, finally the much ballyhooed new Justin Timberlake track with Jay-Z is out! Check it out:

Justin Timberlake - Suit & Tie (feat. Jay-Z) (Alt. Link)

Pretty cool song. I was worried at the beginning, I thought that intro was how the entire song was going to sound. Whew! I mean, it was dope for an intro (well, besides Timbaland's weird beluga whale yelp at the start), but it wouldn't have been for an entire song.

Anyway, I don't know if J.T. was purposely going for the Robin Thicke sound, but if he was, he nailed it. He sounded great, just a lot like Thicke both lyrically and vocally. Who knows, maybe that's who wrote the song for him?

Sadly, as much as I love Jay-Z, he added absolutely nothing to the song besides his name. Now that's not to say the verse was trash and someone else should've been on here, but to say it was kinda unnecessary. This song didn't need a rap verse. It didn't hurt, it just didn't help either.

And of course Timbaland killed the beat, that goes without saying... though I just said it. I have a lot of regrets.

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December 01, 2012

Nicki Minaj Slowed Down Sounds Like A Gay Version Of Jay-Z


It's true! It's true! LMAO!! Check out this slowed down version of Big Sean's Ass remix too! Matter of fact, just check them all out here!

Shout out to whoever discovered that slowed down Nicki Minaj is Gay-Z!

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July 13, 2012

Jay-Z & Lil Wayne - WTF


Affion Crockett is a gotdamn fool! I can't wait for this Watch The Clone project, it should be hilarious.

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June 12, 2012

Jay-Z Effigy Nas Was Going To Hang At 2002 Summer Jam

I'm sure Nas still had to pay for it, so it sucks that he didn't get to do it. Jay-Z is my favorite artist, but I still would've loved to see this happen.

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May 29, 2012

Jay-Z & Kanye West - No Church In The Wild Video


I was gonna make a joke about a sports team with a passionate fan base rioting after a loss (I'm looking at you Vancouver), but I decided not to show up like Jay-Z and Kanye for this video.

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May 23, 2012

Jay-Z & Kanye Music Featured In "The Great Gatsby" Trailer


Well that sure was random...and hilarious! I mean, it's not as random and hilarious as when they put Dubstep in the "Red Tails" trailer, but it's definitely up there on the unintentional comedy scale.

On another note, did we really need another Great Gatsby movie? I mean, if Leo decided to do it, I'm sure it's an awesome film, but come the fuck on Hollywood, come up with some new ideas!

(Side note: How cool is it that real life friends Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire did a movie together? That usually doesn't happen with actors, unless one of them is producing the film.)

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April 30, 2012

Brooklyn Nets Unveil Logos

The Brooklyn Nets won't have a good team next season, but at least they'll finally have a cool logo and color scheme again. At first, I was indifferent about the black and white, but now that I've seen some of the apparel, I must say he looks pretty dope.

Check out Jay-Z and Brook Lopez in their Brooklyn Nets swag:


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March 19, 2012

Katy Perry Covers... Niggas In Paris!


HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

The Year Of White People Rapping gets a sequel!

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February 19, 2012

Jay-Z & Beyonce's Baby


Shit, SNL was on fire last night! This skit is classic on so many levels (well except for Jay Pharoah overdoing the Jay-Z impression). Maya Rudolph's Beyonce, Fred Armisen's Prince, Nasim Pedrad Nicki Minaj's, and of course Justin Timberlake's Bon Iver. This was just greatness.

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February 16, 2012

Thursday Billboard Update - 2/16/12

And for a 20th non-consective week, 6-time Grammy award winning singer Adele's 21 is at #1. Whitney Houston's Whitney: The Greatest Hits sells 64,000 copies and re-enters the Billboard 200 at #6 due to a 10,419% sales gain since she passed Saturday. I guess it was only Michael Jackson that Billboard wanted to shit on with their bum ass "catalog albums" rule. (If you remember back in 2009 when MJ died he dominated sales, but Billboard said his albums were considered "catalog albums" and weren't eligible for the Billboard 200 because they were over 18-months old and below #100. Fortunately, this rule somehow didn't apply to Whitney, whose greatest hits album dropped May 16th, 2000.)

Kelly Clarkson's Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) remains #1 for a 2nd week, and then things start getting crazy. Soaring 41-3 after their Chevrolet Super Bowl ad is fun.'s We Are Young featuring Janelle Monae. Whitney Houston's I Will Always Love You (which was #1 for 14 weeks back in 1992) re-enters the Hot 100 at #7 thanks largely to a 6,723% sales increase since Saturday. Madonna extends her lead for the most top 10s in Hot 100 history (she now has 38, the Beatles are the next closest with 34, followed by Michael Jackson with 28) as Give Me All Your Luvin featuring Nicki Minaj and M.I.A. moves up 3 spots 13-10.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Adele - 21 (1-1)
2. Van Halen - A Different Kind Of Truth (2)
3. Various Artists - Now 41 (3)
4. The Fray - Scars & Stories (4)
5. Paul McCartney - Kisses On The Bottom (5)
6. Whitney Houston - Whitney: The Greatest Hits (6)
7. Dierks Bentley - Home (7)

8. Various Artists - 2012 Grammy Nominees (4-8)
9. Adele - 19 (19-9)
10. Drake - Take Care (6-10)
  • Whitney Houston's 1986 self-titled debut album re-enters the charts at #72 with 8,000 copies sold. The album saw a 3,901% sales increase.
  • The Bodyguard soundtrack re-enters with 8,000 albums sold on the strength of a 5,213% sales increase.
  • Whitney's last album I Look To You sold 5,000 copies and is now at #118, up 3,901%.
  • 1987's album Whitney sold 5,000 copies and ends up at #122, up 2,274%.
  • The Preacher's Wife soundtrack last at #183 with 4,000 albums sound, up 3,913%.

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Kelly Clarkson - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) (1-1)
2. Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (2-2)
3. fun. - We Are Young (41-3)
4. LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It (9-4)
5. Flo Rida - Good Feeling (3-5)
6. Rihanna - We Found Love (4-6)
7. Whitney Houston - I Will Always Love You (7)
8. David Guetta - Turn Me On (5-8)
9. Tyga - Rack City (7-9)
10. Madonna - Give Me All Your Luvin (13-10)
  • Whitney Houston's I Wanna Dance With Somebody (Who Loves Me) from 1987 re-enter the Hot 100 at #35.
  • Whitney's Greatest Love Of All from 1986 re-enters at #41.
  • Meek Mill's I'ma Boss Remix featuring T.I., Birdman, DJ Khaled, Rick Ross & Swizz Beatz debuts at #51.
  • Flo Rida's Wild Ones flies 20 spots 77-57.
  • Jay-Z & Kanye's No Church In The Wild soars 24 spots 96-72.
  • Kirko Bangz's Drank In My Cup debuts at #96.
  • YG's Snitches Ain't Shit with Tyga, Snoop Dogg & Nipsey Hu$$le debuts at #100.

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February 09, 2012

Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris Video


Believe it or not, I was one of the first 100 people to view this video. What does that mean? Not a gotdamn thang!

As far as the video goes, I thought it was dope. I almost had a seizure at one point, but I still enjoyed it. Really, it just made me more pissed I couldn't go to the concert when it came to Ft. Lauderdale. Oh well.

Now let's all sit back and wait for these idiots on the internet tell us how using kaleidoscope effects in the video means they're in the Illumnati. You've gotta love the fools.

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February 02, 2012

Thursday Billboard Update - 2/2/12

Adele's 21 gets an 18th non-consecutive week #1 and 7 news albums I don't care about debuted in the top 10. Moving on.

Adele's Set Fire To The Rain remains on top of the Hot 100 for a 2nd week. Kelly Clarkson's Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) slides 6 spots up to #2 in its 2nd week in the top 10. Lastly, the top 10 says goodbye to Jay-Z & Kanye's Niggas In Paris as Tyga's super annoying Rack City (11-10) inches back in.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Adele - 21 (1-1)
2. Tim McGraw - Emotional Traffic (2)
3. Lamb Of God - Resolution (3)
4. Various Artists - 2012 Grammy Nominees (4)
5. Ingrid Michaelson - Human Again (5)

6. Kidz Bop Kids - Kidz Bop 21 (2-6)
7. Kellie Pickler - 100 Proof (7)
8. Seal - Soul 2 (8)

9. Drake - Take Care (4-9)
10. Kari Jobe - Where I Find You (10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (1-1)
2. Kelly Clarkson - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) (8-2)
3. Rihanna - We Found Love (2-3)
4. Flo Rida - Good Feeling (3-4)
5. David Guetta - Turn Me On (4-5)
6. Bruno Mars - It Will Rain (6-6)
7. LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It (7-7)
8. Jessie J - Domino (10-8)
9. Katy Perry - The One That Got Away (5-9)
10. Tyga - Rack City (11-10)
  • Jay-Z and Kanye's No Church In The Wild jumps 14 spots 100-86 in its 2nd week.
  • Diggy Simmons' Do It Like You featuring Jeremih debuts at #99.

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January 27, 2012

Thursday Billboard Update - 1/26/12


With a 17th week at #1, Adele's 21 has now been at the top for longer than any album since "The Bodyguard" soundtrack, which had a 20-week run in 1993.

Adele also tops the Hot 100 this week as her song Set Fire To The Rain dethrones Rihanna's We Found Love. Kelly Clarkson's Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) flies 21-8 to invade the top 10, and Jessie J gets her first top 10 as Domino jumps 15-10.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Adele - 21 (1-1)
2. Kidz Bop Kids - Kidz Bop 21 (2)
3. Black Keys - El Camino (3-3)
4. Drake - Take Care (4-4)
5. Rihanna - Talk That Talk (7-5)
6. Young Jeezy - TM103: Hustlerz Ambition (6-6)
7. James Fortune & FIYA - Identity (7)
8. Toby Keith - Clancy's Tavern (22-8)
9. Coldplay - Mylo Xyloto (8-9)
10. Nickelback - Here & Now (9-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (2-1)
2. Rihanna - We Found Love (1-2)
3. Flo Rida - Good Feeling (3-3)
4. David Guetta - Turn Me On (10-4)
5. Katy Perry - The One That Got Away (6-5)
6. Bruno Mars - It Will Rain (4-6)
7. LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It (5-7)
8. Kelly Clarkson - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) (21-8)
9. Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris (7-9)
10. Jessie J - Domino (15-10)
  • Tyga's Faded featuring Lil Wayne debuts at #52.
  • Mary J. Blige's Mr. Wrong with Drake debuts at #98.
  • Jay-Z and Kanye's No Church In The Wild debuts at #100.

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January 19, 2012

Thursday Billboard Update - 1/19/12

Adele's 21 spends a 16th non-consecutive week at #1, which is the longest steak since the "Titanic" soundtrack in 1998.

Rihanna's We Found Love is #1 for a 10th non-consecutive week. Tyga's Rack City (23-8) inevitably bursts through the top 10, Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa's Young, Wild & Free (11-9) returns, and David Guetta's Turn Me On featuring Nicki Minaj (25-10) soars in as well.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Adele - 21 (1-1)
2. David Crowder Band - Give Us Rest (2)
3. Black Keys - El Camino (3-3)
4. Drake - Take Care (2-4)
5. Snow Patrol - Fallen Empires (5)
6. Young Jeezy - TM103: Hustlerz Ambition (4-6)
7. Rihanna - Talk That Talk (6-7)
8. Coldplay - Mylo Xyloto (5-8)
9. Nickelback - Here & Now (11-9)
10. Various Artists - Now 40 (9-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Rihanna - We Found Love (1-1)
2. Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (4-2)
3. Flo Rida - Good Feeling (5-3)
4. Bruno Mars - It Will Rain (3-4)
5. LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It (2-5)
6. Katy Perry - The One That Got Away (6-6)
7. Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris (7-7)
8. Tyga - Rack City (23-8)
9. Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa - Young, Wild & Free (11-9)
10. David Guetta - Turn Me On (25-10)

  • Jay-Z and Kanye's Gotta Have It jumps 14 spots 98-84 in its 2nd week.
  • Machine Gun Kelly's Wild Boy featuring Waka Flocka Flame debuts at #98.

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January 12, 2012

Thursday Billboard Update - 1/12/12


Adele's 21 grabs a 15th non-consecutive week at #1, and everything else kinda just falls in place on the Billboard 200.

Rihanna's We Found Love returns to #1, Adele's Set Fire To The Rain slides 4 spaces 8-4 and cracks the top 5 for the first time.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Adele - 21 (1-1)
2. Drake - Take Care (2-2)
3. Black Keys - El Camino (7-3)
4. Young Jeezy - TM103: Hustlerz Ambition (3-4)
5. Coldplay - Mylo Xyloto (8-5)
6. Rihanna - Talk That Talk (8-6)
7. SafetySuit - These Times (7)
8. LMFAO - Sorry for Party Rocking (5-8)
9. Various Artists - Now 40 (10-9)
10. Florence + The Machine - Ceremonials (6-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Rihanna - We Found Love (2-1)
2. LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It (1-2)
3. Bruno Mars - It Will Rain (4-3)
4. Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (8-4)
5. Flo Rida - Good Feeling (5-5)
6. Katy Perry - The One That Got Away (3-6)
7. Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris (7-7)
8. Jason Mraz - I Won't Give Up (8)
9. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (6-9)
10. Adele - Someone Like You (9-10)

Tyga has another strong week as Rack City soars 17 spots 40-23.
Chris Brown's Strip featuring Kevin McCall flies 21 spots 85-64 in its 4th week.
Randomly, Jay-Z and Kanye's Gotta Have It debuts at #98.

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January 09, 2012

Jay-Z - Glory


While fools continue dissecting Blue Ivy's name, Hov just continues to win. Funny how that works.


When you're Jay-Z you don't have to save great records like this for your album, you can just put them out whenever. Only downside to this is that it makes me want a new Hov album like yesterday.

In other Blue Ivy news, a Brooklyn man is demanding an apology from Jay-Z and Beyonce because their security guards allegedly kept him from seeing his newborn twins in Lenox Hill Hospital's neonatal intensive care unit. Good luck with that, random guy.

Quick question, when did everyone become self-entitled pricks who needed an apology every time something happened to them? Okay, you were inconvenienced, now you need an apology from the 2 people who most likely had little-to-nothing to do with you being inconvenienced? Why? And let's say you do get your apology, then wait? Will the clouds part and candy will fall from the sky? No, you'll just go on living your regular ass life, so shut the fuck up and stop trying to get attention!

A grown ass man demanding an apology? He must be out his gotdamn mind. At least be a real nigga about it and demand to be blown by Beyonce, but don't demand a damn apology.

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