Random News Shit: Even More NFL Mania Edition

1) Chad Ochocinco Traded To New England
FUCK! These niggas just got Albert Haynesworth AND Ochocinco for two 5th round picks and a 6th round pick! Again, how does this keep happening?!? Maybe we should just mail the Lombardi Trophy to New England now. FUCK!

2) Kevin Kolb Finally Traded To Arizona
Any time you can trade a starting CB and a 2nd-round pick for a back-up QB with a 11-14 touchdown-to-interception ratio you got to do it, right Arizona? Oh, and don't let me forget the 5-year/$63.5 million contract that came along with it for Kolb. Can you say winning? No? Rightfully so.

3) Eagles Agree To Deal With Vince Young
Technically the Eagles aren't allowed to talk to Vince Young yet because he hasn't cleared waivers, but according to Albert Breer of NFL.com it's a done deal. Good for the Eagles because Mike Vick is likely to get beat the hell up again this year.

4) Texans Snag Jonathan Joseph From Bengals

Welp, there's another DB that won't be wearing a star on the side of his helmet this year. This sucks, our secondary is thinner than a sheet of paper. We need bodies!

Anyway, Joseph is getting $48.75 million over the next 5 years with $23.5 million in guarantees.

5) Panthers Give Jon Beason 5-Yr/$50 Million Extension

And $25 million in guaranteed money. The Panthers are ballin' out right now!

6) Clint Session Leave Colts For Jaguars

Blanche Ely's own Clint Session returns to Florida with the Jags for $29 million over the next 5 years including $11.5 million in guaranteed money. On the surface this doesn't make sense, but he had a chance to get paid, so he took it.

7) Saints Replace Reggie Bush With Darren Sproles
Sproles' new deal with the Saints is 4 years, $14 million. Six million of that is guaranteed. The Chargers couldn't match that?

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Titans Plan To Trade Or Release Vince Young

Welp, we knew it was gonna be either Jeff Fisher or Vince Young out, and I guess Bud Adams figured it'd be easier to find another franchise quarterback than it would be to find another coach of Fisher's caliber. This marriage had to end, so I'm not surprised Bud decided to stick with Fisher. I don't get why the Titans came out and announced that releasing him was an option though, who's gonna give up players or draft picks for a guy they could possibly end up getting off waivers?? Either way, I know the fans in Tennessee are psyched for the Rusty Smith era.

Now, who's in the market for a quarterback this offseason?? The first teams that come to mind are the Dolphins, 49ers, Vikings, and Cardinals. The Panthers need s QB the most, but seeing they have the #1 pick in the draft, they're probably gonna wait and get one there. After the year Chad Henne had, I'm sure Miami would welcome VY, and pray he doesn't turn into Daunte Culpepper 2.0.

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Random News Shit: NFL Headlines Edition

1) Brad Childress Fired; Leslie Frazier Promoted
Well it's about damn time, now he can finally return to his job as Michael Wilbon's co-host on PTI.

You know who this all sucks for?? Tarvaris Jackson. Why, you ask?? Because there's no way the black coach can step in and instantly insert the black QB into the line up. Not to mention that if he wants to keep this job he's gonna have to win games. Everybody hates Tarvaris *Everybody Hates Chris them voice.*

2) Vince Young Placed On IR
I'm not taking Jeff Fisher's side in this whole mess because he has been herky jerky with Vince Young in his career, but Vince is a sensitive bitch who needs to man up. Always whining and carrying on like a freaking child. Grow up nigga.

You know who the big loser in this situation is?? Randy Moss. Just a few weeks ago he was getting passes from Tom Brady, come Sunday he'll be getting them from Boca Raton's own Rusty Smith. "Randy Moss Quit-Mode" activated.

3) Tony Romo's Collarbone Is Still Broken
Fine. This season effectively ended when he initially got hurt, so there's no real reason to rush back. Get healthy and we'll see you in 2011 Romeo.

4) Richard Seymour Fined $25,000; No Suspension
Hell, the NFL should be giving Richard Seymour $25,000, not taking it away. You can't blame a guy for reacting to someone talking shit directly in their face.

I wonder if LeGarrette Blount called and consulted Seymour after this??

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