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Showing posts with label Chingy. Show all posts
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September 30, 2010

Young Jack Thriller Presents So Disrespectful Ep. 13


I don't know how I missed this new episode for so long! All I can say is I need to find a job that requires me to work less lol.

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September 16, 2010

Thursday Billboard Update - 9/16/10

Sara Bareilles - Kaleidoscope Heart
We have a new #1, but not much to talk about in the Billboard 200 this week.

Same goes for the Hot 100, though Flo Rida's Club Can't Handle Me hops 13-9 and enters the top 10. But that's it.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Sara Bareilles - Kaleidoscope Heart (1)
2. Eminem - Recovery (3-2)
3. Various Artists - Now 35 (2-3)
4. Katy Perry - Teenage Dream (4-4)
5. Disturbed - Asylum (1-5)
6. Stone Sour - Audio Secrecy (6)
7. Interpol - Interpol (7)
8. Justin Bieber - My World 2.0 (8-8)
9. Anberlin - Dark Is the Way, Light Is a Place (9)
10. Various Artists - Camp Rock 2: the Final Jam (9-10)
  • Young Buck's The Rehab project debuts at #56 with 6,400 copies sold.
  • Dorrough's Get Big checks in at #68 with 5,500 albums sold.
  • Chingy's Success & Failure fails to chart on the Billboard 200. I think we can go ahead and drop the "Success &" portion from the title.
The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Katy Perry - Teenage Dream (2-2)
2. Eminem - Love The Way You Lie (2-2)
3. Bruno Mars - Just The Way You Are (4-3)
4. Taio Cruz - Dynamite (3-4)
5. Enrique Iglesias - I Like It (5-5)
6. Usher - DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love (6-6)
7. Nelly - Just A Dream (9-7)
8. Ke$ha - Take It Off (8-8)
9. Flo Rida - Club Can't Handle Me (13-9)
10. Taylor Swift - Mine (7-10)
  • Jay Sean's 2012 (It Ain't The End) featuring Nicki Minaj is up 8 spots 49-41.
  • Waka Flocka's No Hands with Roscoe Dash and Wale debuts at #45. I heard people talking about this song but had no idea who sang it. Now I do. Great.
  • Drake's Fancy is up 8 spots 57-49.
  • Rihanna's Only Girl (In The World) debuts at #75. If you're gonna add the "In The World" part of the time in the parenthesis, why not just make it a part of the title?? It's not like you can take the "Only Girl" part out and the song could be called "In The World." The parenthesis is supposed to be for a secondary title, not a continuation of the title. Thank you.
  • Jazmine Sullivan's Holding You Down (Goin In Circles) (see how it's done Rihanna??) jumps 12 spots 88-76.
  • The awful song will.i.am and Nicki Minaj did in their awful VMAs pre-show performance, Check It Out, debuts at #78. Awful, just awful.
  • Sean Kingston's Dumb Love debuts at #84.

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September 07, 2010

This Week In Flops 9/7/10

Young Buck
I'm confused, is this shit an album or a mixtape?? I thought it was just a mixtape, but since it's dropping in stores, does that make it an album?? Also, does this count towards the albums Buck has left on his G-Unit contract?? I need a lot of questions answered about this project. Hell, even more questions than albums it will sell.

Okay, now lets get down to predicting. I'm think this falls somewhere in the 5-15k range. Is it a mixtape, is it an album, no one knows that, but no one also know it's coming out.

Chingy
Speaking of projects no one knew were coming out, Chingy is back with a new album. Make some noise if you're about to cop?? ...Alright then, dead silence.

This is just going to go bad. Isn't Chingy back on DTP?? Yeah, I know he's Chingy and all, but I feel like they could have done at least a little better with the marketing of this shit. Then again, do we even know if DTP has anything to do with it?? I haven't seen Ludacris tweet about it and 100% of his tweets are promos. Hell, I didn't even know this shit existed until Saturday when I saw a link to download it (which I did not).

Oh well, I'm think this falls in the 1-5k range and doesn't chart.

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April 21, 2009

Chingy Responds To Tranny's Allegation


First off I just wanna say this shit doesn't matter to me either way because I'm not a fan of Chingy. Anyway, this nigga did a TERRIBLE job of defending himself right here. The nigga already came on looking suspect as fuck with that sloppy Grace Jones haircut. Then the he didn't even deny that he was a homo nigga, he just said he wasn't fuckin' that dude.

Chingy: "The transsexual they trying to say that the shit happen with, I don't even know that person."

That leads me (and anybody else with common sense) to believe that he is gay, but he just didn't fuck that guy from the radio show. I'm done with this mess.

Related:
Tranny Puts Out Chingy

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April 20, 2009

Tranny Puts Out Chingy


What was up with the nigga asking the questions?? Its one thing to say gay shit in the name of comedy, but some of the shit he was saying was very suspect. Out out for that nigga lol.

Anyway, here's the question: Do we believe this is real or fake?? Is Chingy really a homo nigga or is this dude just randomly going at Chingy for shine??

I think its a little bit of honest honestly. Chingy has really been suspect his whole career and always seems to be caught up in these homo-like situations so you never know. At the same time, what does this dude making these claims have to gain by putting out Chingy?? ...Exactly! He's Chingy! He's one of the biggest non-factors in the game today so maybe dude is telling the truth?? Welp I guess we'll find out in due time.

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September 01, 2008

The Wackness

The crop of songs I downloaded today were mostly wack so I figured I'd make a game out of it. That's right, The Wackness isn't just a movie anymore, its a game right here on FiyahMuZik.com! I'm gonna have a wackness countdown and give each song a wackness rating from 1-10, 1 being Young Jeezy (a wack rapper I like) and 10 being the chick that made Its So Cold In The D (the wacket shit out right now). Okay, are you ready to play?? Lets go!

Chingy Feat. Soulja Boy - Turn It Up



No, no, no, turn it down! Soulja Boy has to be the only nigga to get on a track with Chingy and get ate lol. Your boy Soulja offered such classic lines as "I go so hard like I took some Viagra, with a Chinese chick and her pussy diagonal" and "gettin' silly, countin' a milli, eatin' Piccadilly." Sad, sad shit.
Wackness Rating: 9

50 Cent - You Won't Believe Me


I like this original record minus Lil Wayne's verse and an auto-tuned 50 Cent is no better replacement. These niggas are gonna drive me CRAZY with this corny ass shit! I mean it'd be one thing if they could use it right, but they always put it on waaaay too heavy and the shit just sounds even more retarded than they do for dick ridin' T-Pain.

All wasn't lost though because I did like when 50 said, "now I ain't bring you to the back just to have a conversation, a nigga need to feel some penatration." I think I'm gonna change my Facebook status to that when I finish with this lol.
Wackness Rating: 3

E-40 Feat. Shawty Lo - Break Your Ankles (Prod. By Lil Jon)


This nigga Lo REALLY needs to find a new delivery, that shit sucks badly and it makes me not even wana hear what he has to say. I mean I know he's not gonna say anything worth hearing once I see he's on a track, but I like to give everybody a chance. Anyway, this whole record is wack because I dunno wtf they are talking about... at all. Plus, who has Lil Jon beats anymore anyway?? This ain't 2004 nigga lol.
Wackness Rating: 6

Juelz Santana - Go Hard


This rally isn't all that wack, but generally speaking Santana is lyrically so why not let him play too?? Let me stop, I'm really still just disappointed in Kanye so I'm taking it out on Juelz lol.
Wackness Rating: 1

Big Kuntry Feat. Lloyd - Love U


Thank goodness Lloyd was on here or else all would've been lost, especially after starting off with a hook that included, "you need a man that's gon' pipe you the right way, lick you in yo' tight place." Seriously, the new slang for pussy is "tight place"?? That's wack as all hell lol.
Wackness Rating: 5

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April 14, 2008

5 Ways To Make A Chingy CD Useful

LMAO!!! I had forgotten that these 2 didn't like each other, but you have GOT to watch this shit, its fuckin' hilarious!


LMAO!! Damn Charlamagne can be a bitch sometimes, but he gets nothing, but props for this shit. This almost makes me wanna reconsider not doing that Weed Plate of the Month thing.

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January 16, 2008

Charlamagne Lets Chingy Have It

Yeah its true y'all Charlamagne straight got at Chingy for calling him a "bitch ass nigga" on that video yesterday with a huge ass blog written on his Myspace today. With how reckless dude be talking on Wendy Williams, I thought he didn't care what people thought of him (especially Chingy lol), but obviously I was wrong. [READ BLOG HERE]

Though Charlamagne does come off as a bitter rapper that never made it on the air (whether its true or not I don't know), when he's writing dude makes all the sense in the world (esp on that Fuck Lil Wayne shit). Chingy IS terrible, his album IS on weed plate status, and people DO slurp these entertainers too much in interviews. All truth! Welp, just like I aint mad for Chingy calling him a bitch ass nigga, I aint mad at C for getting at the artist formerly known as Thugsy on his blog.

If you're like me and never heard the original interview that started all this you should really check it out.

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January 15, 2008

Chingy Clears Up Some Rumors

Chingy is a lame in general, and we all know it, so I guess he felt he should clear up some of the rumors out there for all 3 of his fans lol. Check it out:


There you have it lol. Now, to be fair Charlamagne is indeed a bitch ass nigga for the most part (he has his moments) so I aint mad at Chingy for that, BUT if I was him I'd try to ride this Ciara sex tape shit out for as long as possible lol. Maybe it would help his career out some, but whatever, that's just me.

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December 18, 2007

This Week In Flops 12/18/07

Welp, its Dec. 18th and its time for some predictions! I'm glad to NOT have to include Mary J. to this list, but its sad that Lupe Fiasco does have to make it. Anyway, I dunno what Lupe and Chingy have going on, but once again their albums are coming out on the same day (remember last year Lupe outdid Chingy in first week sales after Best Buy finally turned in their numbers for their Sept 19th releases a few days late?? lol). Anyway, let's go in!!!:

First up is Lupe Fiasco with his new age classic The Cool. Even though this album is incredible, I seriously doubt it will sell much since I hardly even hear the single anywhere and have never seen the video unlike last year's Kick Push. Fortunately for him, Chingy is in an even worse predicament so he'll still probably outsell him lol. I got Lupe doing about 60-80k.

I really didn't even know Chingy was coming out with an album, but I guess that just goes to show how irrelevant he is now. His career will forever be marred by him leaving DTP after going double-platinum only to come crawling back to flops later. Anyway, I really don't see the Chingster selling much more than 40-50k.

Last is Jaheim's The Makings Of A Man which also drops today. I don't have much to say about this album because I hardly know anything about it and just found out it was dropping today. With that kinda buzz, you can't expect Ja to sell anything over 30k unfortunately.

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