Random New Shit

1) Federal Tax Lien Filed Against Nas
What the fuck is going on?? Didn't Meth just get popped for not paying his taxes like last week?? Now its coming out that my man Nas owes $2,584,206.31 (and really does the government REALLY need the 31 cent??) for not paying taxes in 2006 and 2007.

I know most celebs hire people to take care of their money for them, but c'mon son, y'all gotta make sure your taxes are done! Uncle Sam see's no race when he wants his damn money.

Speaking of Nas, what ever happened to that album with Damien Marley??

2) Just Blaze Confirms Working On Relapse 2
Wow, this ought to be interesting. I'm trying to imagine it, but I can't even put together how Eminem is gonna sound on a Just Blaze beat lol. I don't know if he's gonna get some slow, soulful shit like Just gave Jay-Z for Blueprint 1, or some of the more uptempo stuff he gave Joe Budden in '03?? I can't wait to hear what they cook up.

3) Stephon Marbury To Sit Out 2009-10 Season
Negro, you played in just 47 games from 2007-2009 (and not because of injury), what do you need to "shut everything down" for?? Lets keep it funky Steph, nobody is trying to bring you in. Of course you did pretty much nothing in your stint with the Celtics last year, but if Allen Iverson had a hard time finding a team and had to settle for Memphis, I KNOW no teams were checking for you. C'mon son! Keep it real!

4) WNBA's Detroit Shock Moving To Tulsa
This is just sad. I think it says more about the state of the WNBA than it does the city of Detroit. Nobody wants to watch girls play basketball, that's just the bottomline.

Friend of the B.S. Report, Kevin Wildes, actually had some pretty good ideas to keep people interested in the WNBA like shortening the goals so the ladies could dunk. The things he said made sense, so later on after work I'll go try to find it and post it up.

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Why???: Marbury Is A Dancing Machine!

To be fair to Stephon, the person who uploaded the video said he was originally dancing to a Chris Brown song and he changed it to Aqua's Barbie Girl. It fits perfectly though lol.

Anyway, what's wrong with this man?? I think he's crying out for help. Who knows. I mean its not quite "Sexy Spec" type shit, but it is kinda homo. Where this nigga shirt at?? I hope he was trying to be funny. I don't even know. I'm lost.

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Funnier Marbury Parody, Donnell Rawlings Or Lil Duval??

We got a battle of the funny going down this time in Either/Or so answer the question, which Stephon Marbury crying parody is funnier Donnell Rawlings crying over Dave Chappelle or Lil Duval crying over T.I.??




Tough one. Very tough! I'm leaning Lil Duval's way right now, but he got to do his after Donnell's was made so its that makes the decision more difficult. Ummm, I don't know.

Fuck it, I'm gonna go with Duval because he drooled on himself while crying lol.

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Why???: Stephon Marbury Cries Live On Webcast

Okay, first off, no homo @ him sitting there all shirtless and looking all greasy and shit.

Anyway, WHY?!?!? What's the point of this?? I mean, I'm assuming the song reminded him of his father who passed away a couple years ago, but why cry online?? I know he had a whole 24 hour UStream thing, but if you cry you KNOW you're gonna get clowned. Just a dumb move.

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Random News Shit: NBA Free Agency Edition Pt. III

1) Hedo To The Blazers Raptors
The busy 2009 offseason continues with Hedo Turkoglu jetting on the Magic for the Blazers and then jetting on the Blazers for the Raptors all in the same day. Remarkable! On that video above Ric Bucher says it wasn't about the money, but its HAAAARD to believe a player would give up a chance to play with a conference championship team AND a playoff contender to play for a 33 win team with a disgrutled superstar who is going to leave after next season just because the city is nicer. It was about the money, and that's fine.

Anyway, the deal with Toronto is 5-years, $53 million. Maybe Drake is just making is cool to be in or around Toronto lol.

2) Phil Jackson Will Return To The Bench Next Season
Phil couldn't turn down the opportunity to coach this team that's gonna take the floor for the Lakers next season. I ain't mad at him.

3) Iverson Interested In The Grizzlies??
Like Bucher said, who says they're interested in playing for the Grizzlies?? It CAN'T be this bad for Iverson out there. It just can't be!

4) Avery Johnson May Be Piston's Top Pick
Awww, does this mean we won't be able to hear his voice on ESPN breaking game anymore?? Well that sucks balls, because hearing Avery speak is the best part about some of those Friday night games lol. I'm glad to see Avery get another coaching look though, but I'm not sure if this is the best situation to go into. Maybe its just me, but I know I wouldn't wanna coach this team.

5) Marbury Doesn't Foresee Return To Boston
I don't think the C's really want him back either though. Hell, they might need him if they keep pissing off Rondo and acting like he's on the block.

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Random News Shit: Night In The Association

1) Marbury Makes His Celtics Debut
^^That is the happy man in the world right now lol. Tonight Stephon Marbury made his debut with the C's in a 104-99 win over the Pacers in Boston. Steph came off the bench and turned in 8 points on 4-6 in 13 minutes of use. He also added in a rebound, 2 assists, and a steal. Not bad, if he can keep this up it may work out for the Celtics after all.

(Oh yeah, and no there is no other #3 on the Boston's roster, I'm assuming he's worrying #8 for the same reason KG rocks #5, his regular number was retired.)

2) Hamilton Returns To The Starting Line-Up, Pistons Return To Winning
With Allen Iverson out due to injury, Richard Hamilton regained his spot in the starting line-up tonight and scored 31 points while helping the Pistons snap their 8 game skid. Michael Curry needs to join Terry Porter in the unemployment line because this was a common sense move to start Rip. They were 4-12 wth him coming off the bench! Hello!

The sad thing is that when Iverson does come back he'll probably be coming off the bench. Curry should use his fuckin' commin sense and start both Rip AND Iverson at the same time. News flash Coach Curry, Rodney Stuckey ain't that good. He wasn't good enough for Joe Dumars to send Chauncey to Denver and he isn't good enough to start over either A.I. or Rip. The nigga averaged 7.9 points and 3 assists a game over the 8 game losing streak. He should clearly be the odd man out. (And yeah he hot 22 tonight, but he only had 1 assist and I need more than that from my starting point guard.)

3) President Obama Sits Courtside, See's His Bulls Get Spanked By Wizards
The first President in 10 years to go see the a Wizards play. Then again, I guess Bush was busy fuckin' shit up for when Obama got in office lol.

Anyway, the Bulls got shellacked at the hands of the now 14-44 Wizards 113-90. Maybe the Wiz would play better if Barack came by more often lol. Here's a pic of him sitting courtside.

4) Jason Williams Denied Reinstatement
I still don't know why he retired in the first place. Hell, I don't even know why he left the Heat to sign with the Clippers in the offseason. I mean its not like he got traded or somebody put a gun to his head lol.

5) Shaq Erupts For 45 In Suns Victory
Where was this last night against the Lakers?? Anyway, they say this is the most Shaq has scored in 6 years and the first time he's hit 40 in 4 years. He also added in 11 boards so good for Shaq.

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Celtics Make It Official, Sign Marbury

Welcome the newest Celtic Boston, MA! I'm still a little skeptical about this move, but really, what's the worse that can happen?? Its a only a $1.2 million deal and if he starts acting up they can just cut him and wipe their hands of the situation.

I don't think Steph is gonna wyle out though because he knows if he fucks this up, nobody is gonna want him. Plus, he's not gonna have a better shot at winning a championship unless he played for the Lakers or Cavs so I think he'll be fine.

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Marbury, Knicks Reach Agreement, May Be Headed To Boston

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Marbury, Knicks Reach Agreement, May Be Headed To Boston

Its about time, I thought they had said fuck it and forgot about the shit lol. Anyway, this agreement to release Steph comes just in time because after March 1st, no player is allowed to walk on with a team & play in the playoffs. Now, I'm not sure how Marbury will fit on the Celtics roster (and more importantly, coming off the bench), but I think we can pretty much count them out of the Championship race. Nothing against them or Steph, but there's just no way they are getting back to the Finals this year. This team cannot beat the LeBron and the Cavs...well they can, I just think they won't and adding Steph and Mikki Moore just isn't enough.

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Why???: Celtics Interested In Marbury
Hey Marbury, Consider Yourself Banished!

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Bow Wow Ends Soulja Boy Beef; Works On New Sneaker

Well it was fun and funny while it lasted lol. Anyway, I really like what he's doing with Stephon Marbury and this whole low priced sneaker line thing. I don't know what the shoe looks like or anything, but I think its good that somebody is taking the initiative to help out some of the people that have been supporting them for years. I wish some other bigger names like LeBron and Kobe would help out to do this because half of their fans can't even afford their shoes. Sad.

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Bow Wow & Stephon Marbury Team Up For Sneakers

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Skip Bayless Vs...Bow Wow??

I don't know where I was when they announced this, but I just heard about 7 minutes ago that Bow Wow will be on First Take today to battle it out with Skip Bayless on 1st & 10. Is this more or less weird than Lil Wayne?? Then again, Bow used to love basketball. Remember when he wanted to be in the NBA?? Aww, the good ol' days lol. Oh, and definitely can't forget about that Madden game against The Game lol. Aight well I'll go check this out and let you know how he did.

Speaking of Bow Wow and sports, did you hear that he and Stephon Marbury teamed up to create a new apparel line under Marbury's Starbury brand??Weird combination, but I can never say anything bad about Starbury because unlike many others (Jordan, LeBron, etc.) the aim is to give reasonable prices for families that can't afford to buy $200 for a pair of fuckin' shoes.

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Why???: Celtics Interested In Marbury

Huh?? How random is this?? I think the Celtics are getting desperate after this lil rough patch. After starting out 27-2, they've gone 1-3 and Danny Ainge looks to be panicking. I mean, do they even have room on the team for Marbury?? Sam Cassell, the current back up PG, barely even plays as it is and they had to move Eddie House to SG to get him on the court. I don't think this is what the Celtics or Marbury need but whatever. Maybe they'll come to their senses later on like they did when they brought in Darius Miles.

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Marbury Attends Knicks/Lakers Game As Fan

You gotta love it! The picture above is exiled Knickerbocker Stephon Marbury talking to reporters at halftime of the Knicks game...in LA! And he wasn't just at the game, he was courtside, a few seats down from Spike Lee. He isn't a Knick anymore so he had to buy his own ticket, but seeing that the Knicks are paying him millions to stay away I'm sure he didn't mind lol. This move was so gangsta and though the media wants to call him a fool, I think he's a genius. In a recession he's getting paid to NOT go to work! Can life get any better for one man?? I think not lol.

Check out the quote of the day, courtesy of the man himself: "I didn't create this, this is all their doing. I'm still earning my check by doing nothing. I'm staying in shape. My mind-set is to enjoy my life."

I so envy you Steph lol.

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Hey Marbury, Consider Yourself Banished!

Just give this man he money and release him. They are totally making this more than it has to be.

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Marbury Gets Back At Quentin Richardson

Stephon Marbury finally replies to Quentin Richardson saying he left his teammates out to dry.

"When things got bad and then worse, guys like Quentin Richardson say, 'I don't consider him a teammate. He let his teammates out to dry.' He didn't care I was his teammate when I was banished. They left me out for dead. It's like we're in a foxhole and I'm facing the other way. If I got shot in the head, at least you want to get shot by the enemy. I got shot in the head by my own guys in my foxhole. And they didn't even give me an honorable death."

That's true because there was nobody on that team coming to Steph's defense. They didn't care if he was playing before so why do they care now?? Weird.

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