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Showing posts with label Cedric Benson. Show all posts
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August 29, 2011

Random News Shit: It's Almost Here Edition

1) Eagles Gives Mike Vick 6-Year/$100M Deal
Ain't America something? Where else can you go from being a $100 million man to a broke social pariah in prison back to a $100 million man within 5 years? Oh yeah, no where.

These types of things don't happen often to ex-con, so I really think this is something to be celebrated. It's a shame I'm gonna have to root against him so vigorously this year.

This is good I guess, but he's still not playing in the opener if you ask me. Have you seen Peyton lately? He looks like Joe Decamillis after the Cowboys' indoor practice facility collapse in 2009. And that's not joke, his neck really is protruding like Joe D's. Now I'm obviously no doctor, but that doesn't seem like an ideal state to play football in. I don't expect shit from the Colts this year.

3) Cowboys Cut Andre Gurode
This is tough. I mean real tough (especially since his replacement, Phil Costa, is currently injured), but I guess it had to be done. I'm not sure why we waited until he was healthy and Costa was hurt to make the move (since it was clear Costa was probably gonna end up starting anyway), but you can't question Jerry I suppose.

Personally, I think as long as Romo, Miles, Dez, Witten, D-Ware, Ratliff, and the secondary stay healthy we should be fine regardless. Of course you can't tell that to fuck niggas like Jean-Jacques Taylor, who thinks we don't have a shot at the playoffs and will win 8 games tops, but oh well, I like being under the radar. It worked in '09.

4) Cedric Benson Sentenced To 20 Days In Jail
Yeah, the sentence will start when the Bengals go on their bye week, but it won't really matter because the Bengals will suck heavily this season.

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July 31, 2011

Random News Shit: Do I Even Have To Say It? Edition

I'm not sure why Plax would want to go back to New York, but that Rex Ryan is one helluva salesman.

Another thing I'm not sure of: Why the Jets chose to bring in Plaxico Burress instead of keep Braylon Edwards. I read the Jets thought he was a diva, but he had a pretty good year last year and Plax was in prison. I could see if you were bringing him in to be the 3rd or 4th receiver, but he's going right into the #2 spot. Sounds dangerous, but oh well, what do I know?

You know you're fucking up in life when you rush for 1,000 yards in back-to-back seasons and all you can get is a one year deal worth $3 million. And with that said, damn I wish I was fucking up in life!

3) Seahawks & Lofa Tatupu 'Mutually Part Ways'
So they're gonna give away one of their best defensive players just because? Damn, the Seahawks are like the anti-Bengals.

4) Frank Gore To End Holdout
I guess that $30,000 every missed practice is too steep a price to pay because the holdout guys are dropping like flies.

5) Olin Kreutz May Retire
I don't know much about Kreutz, but I know the Chicago Bears are pissed he got released. Whatever the front office needs to do to fix this situation they better do it ASAP.

Apparently one of the reasons Nick picked the Bills was so he could play with Shawne Merriman. Umm, maybe someone should inform him that Shawne is no longer on the PEDs.

7) Cardinals Trade Tim Hightower To Redskins
Oh, my bad, I had no idea the Cards had a plethora of serviceable running backs that made Hightower expendable.

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