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Showing posts with label John Madden. Show all posts
Showing posts with label John Madden. Show all posts

April 25, 2012

Calvin Johnson Covers Madden 13

Good! That's what he gets for what he and his team did to my Cowboys last season.

Oh, and sorry about your season-ending injury in advance, Cal.

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September 01, 2011

Skip Bayless In Madden 12


Did you see the highlights from that Lions-Pats game? Ocho isn't beating anyone right now, even Skip Bayless.


I know my Cowboys have a porous secondary, but gotdamn Skip got beat every damn play. Fitz is good, but shit!


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April 28, 2011

Peyton Hillis Wins Madden 12 Cover


Actually, I'm not even positive he won and EA Sports didn't just go in a room and say, "We CANNOT put Michael Vick on the cover again!" Then again, Hillis did put out the new golden boy, Aaron Rodgers, in the previous round, so maybe he did beat Vick in a vote?

Well, whatever the case is, the city of Cleveland should be pissed. On the surface, it's awesome to get the recognition, but in the grand scheme of things, now your always shitty team just got the Madden curse placed on its best player. I like Hillis (he was my fantasy MVP last season), so I hope nothing happens to him, but if it did, no one should be surprised.

(Side note: Hopefully EA brings the speed burst button back on Madden 12.)

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April 22, 2010

Drew Brees On Madden 11 Cover



August 10th is the date of Madden NFL 11's release and now we know Drew Brees is going to be on the cover. This is great news seeing the Cowboys have the Saints on schedule for Thanksgiving Day. That's week 12, so hopefully the Madden Curse has kicked in by then.

Peep the cover after the jump.

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September 11, 2009

The Madden Curse Is Alive & Well

Pittsburgh Steelers safety Troy Polamalu, bottom right, has his left knee injured as Tennessee Titans Alge Crumpler (83) falls on it during the NFL football game, Thursday, Sept. 10, 2009 at Heinz Field in Pittsburgh. Polamalu was trying to recover the ball on a blocked field goal attempt in the first half of the Steelers 13-10 overtime win. Steelers coach Mike Tomlin said after the game that Polamalu has a sprained MCL and could be out 3 to 6 weeks.
Wow, last year it took up until Week 13 for the Madden curse to kick in when Brett Favre's arm damn near fell off while throwing 9 picks in the last 5 to take the Jets from 8-3 to 9-7. This year it didn't waste any time taking out Troy Polamalu with an MCL sprain in the 1st half of the 1st game of 2009! Yes, its alive and well! Larry Fitzgerald better watch his back this Sunday against the 49ers because the curse is coming.

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August 06, 2009

I'm Jealous! JD Already Has Madden 10!


I need to get famous so I can get shit early too!

Anyway, I've been on that Madden 10 demo like crazy over the past few days. I've really just been trying to see how many points I can score in those shitty 1 minute quarters they give. My high is 45 and no, you can't beat it lol.

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July 21, 2009

Everything You See On Sunday


I'm gonna be so pissed on the August 14th when this comes out and I can't buy it! This game looks incredible!

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June 11, 2009

First Look At 'Madden NFL 10' Gameplay


This looks phenomenal! I'm loving the graphics first off, its a huge improvement over Madden 09 which really wasn't all that bad in that department. I like the more realistic sideline where you can actually see the coach more often than just when thinking about challenging a call, and the players showing more emotion than just handclapping. The Wildcat format looks pretty dope and it didn't seem like it took forever to find in the playbook either, which is a plus. The fumble pile was great too, I'm loving that feature. I'm also feeling the refs actually being on the field and converging on calls. The last thing I like that was the improved on was the product sponsorship by Sprint is MUCH better than last year's by Snicker.

The thing I wasn't feeling was that is looked like it was kinda tough to tackle. Maybe they were playing terrible D on purpose to show off the offense, but Larry Johnson and Michael Turner were bouncing off of people like Flubber. The other thing I didn't like has nothing really to do with the gameplay at all. I wasn't feeling this match-up between the Chiefs and Falcons. I mean seriously, who wants to see a Chiefs/Falcons game?? Since they were gonna make up match-ups, I think a better choice would've been Cowboys/Bills for obvious reasons. Jets/Dolphins would've been nice too. I would've liked to see if Rex Ryan and Channing Crowder actually threw hands lol.

Question: Is Brett Favre already on the Vikings or are they gonna just wait a few more days for precaution??

I still can't wait for the game to drop though!

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Madden NFL 10 Top Rated Players
Madden NFL 10 Pro-Tak Animation
Fitzgerad & Polamalu Share Madden NFL 10 Cover

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June 03, 2009

Random News Shit: Insignificant Sports News Edition

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1) Shaq Wants Kobe Win His 4th Ring
Okay, here's the actual "tweet": "thats right i am saying it today and today only, i want kobe bryant to get number 4, spread da word."

Well that's no fun. It would've been better if he said, 'fuck kobe, im going with the magic! tell that nigga to tell me how my ass taste!' lol. Then again, that would mean he's have to root for the guy he called a master of panic a few months back in Stan Van Gundy so maybe him taking the Lakers isn't much of a surprise.

More insignificance after the jump as Obama picks the Finals, Pietrus changes his shoes, Madden pisses off D. Hall, and T.O. can't find a home.

2) Obama Takes Lakers In 6 Over Magic
These Presidential picks are becoming an annual thing, huh?? Anyway, it looks like Shaq isn't the only one rooting for the Lake Show in the Finals as Mr. President sided with Kobe Tuesday on his plane ride to Saudia Arabia. So For Pres. O is 2 for 2 with his Presidential picks, lets see if he can swing 3 for 3.

3) Mickael Pietrus Will Not Where His Kobes In Finals
He better not have! That's common sense. It would've been actually news worthy if he said he was gonna bust Kobe's ass while wearing his shoes. That would've been epic lol.

4) DeAngelo Hall Isn't Happy With His 'Madden 10' Rating
I don't blame him, he's dropping a whopping 25 points from a 93 on 09 to a 68 on 10! That's MAJOR! EA Sports didn't even consider that he played half the season for the Raiders and the other half trying to pick up the Redskins playbook. I'm not saying he should still be in the 90s, but mid-80s would be more appropriate.

5) T.O. Having Trouble Finding A Home In Buffalo
If I'm T.O. I'm paying a penthouse suite at the Trump in NYC and living out of a hotel room in Buffalo. Who wants to buy property in Buffalo?? lol.

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May 27, 2009

Madden NFL 10 Top Rated Players

You can check out all the top rated players here, but I'll let you know now that the perfect 99s are as follows:

Peyton Manning, Larry Fitzgerald, Nnamdi Asomugha, Albert Haynesworth, Ed Reed, and Troy Polamalu. That's it, that's the list.

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May 12, 2009

Madden NFL 10 Pro-Tak Animation



Looks pretty gangsta to me. This Pro-Tak this is also supposed to allow you to fight for fumbles at the bottom of the pile. Very G!

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April 24, 2009

Fitzgerad & Polamalu Share Madden NFL 10 Cover

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Its official, the 2010 version of the ever popular Madden series will be its first double cover featuring Larry Fitzgerald of the Arizona Cardinals and Troy Polamalu of the Super Bowl champion Pittsburgh Steelers. I like it!

Anyway, as of right now the game is schedule for release on Friday August 14, 2009. Oh, and guess what?? The game will feature the wild cat formation (click here for screen shots)!

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April 16, 2009

John Madden Retires From Broadcasting

**UPDATE**
Cris Collinsworth has been named John Madden's successor. I don't love it, but he probably is their best option.

Man, this has been a terrible week for broadcasting, first Harry Kalas passes away and then John Madden retires. Of course people will make jokes of him retiring because Brett Favre retired, but...hell I can't defend that, its extremely ironic and funny as shit lol. Welp here's the statement release by John Madden:

"It's time. I'm 73 years old. My 50th wedding anniversary is this fall. I have two great sons and their families and my five grandchildren are at an age now when they know when I'm home and, more importantly, when I'm not...

"It's been such a great ride... the NFL has been my life for more than 40 years, it has been my passion and it still is. I appreciate all of the people who are and were such an important part of the most enjoyable, most fun anyone could have... that great life with the teams, the players, the coaches, the owners, the League... my broadcasting partners Pat and Al... the production people and the fans...is still great... it's still fun and that's what it makes it hard and that's why it took me a few months to make a decision.

"I still love every part of it the travel, the practices, the game film, the games, seeing old friends and meeting new people... but I know this is the right time."

I wonder who there gonna get to replace him?? Fiyah maybe?? I wish lol. STill can't wait for Madden 2010!

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