2) Jay Cutler & Matt Forte Head To IR
Not sure exactly what the Bears were waiting for with this decision, they had to know they weren't making the playoffs after Caleb Hanie's first start.
Sad. Sad. Sad.
Showing posts with label Jay Cutler. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jay Cutler. Show all posts
December 27, 2011
Random News Shit: NFL Headlines
2) Jay Cutler & Matt Forte Head To IR
Not sure exactly what the Bears were waiting for with this decision, they had to know they weren't making the playoffs after Caleb Hanie's first start.
Sad. Sad. Sad.
December 11, 2011
Cutty Come Back
Bad times in Chicago equal good times for sports parodies. Major props to Magic 1 for remixing this 70's classic from Player. I can't wait to see what he comes up with for Matt Forte after the Bears rush for less than 30 yards tomorrow.
November 21, 2011
Breaking News About Jay Cutler's Thumb
Man, thing just keep getting better and better for my Dallas Cowboys. First Graham Gano misses a field goal and we pull off an overtime win to bring us to 6-4, then Vince Young takes out the Giants to bring them down to 6-4 and us in a tie for first in the NFC East, and now Jay Cutler is likely done for the year which increases the Cowboys' chance of making the playoffs, even if we don't win our division. Good times.
In all seriousness, you hate to see this happen right as Cutler was playing the best football of his career, in my opinion. If anybody was going to knock off the Packers, I thought it was going to be Cutler and the Bears, because Aaron Rodgers tends to struggle against their defense. Now the Bears have to pray Caleb Hanie's play in the NFC Championship game last season wasn't a fluke. Bad times.
And now for the question of the hour: Can the Bears still make the playoffs without Jay Cutler? *Drum roll* I say yes. The Bears are 7-3, and their remaining schedule is @Oakland, vs. Kansas City, @Denver, vs. Seattle, @Green Bay, and @Minnesota. All they're going to need is 3, maybe 4 wins to get in, and that isn't the toughest schedule ever. Caleb Hanie would have to come in and be an unholy combination of John Beck and Curtis Painter for the Bears to not get to 10-11 wins with that defense and special teams.
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April 08, 2009
Guess Who's Back?!
Of course I feel like writing, so lets go down the list of shit I missed while I was gone:
Lil Wayne sued the DJs (Lame.), Jamie Foxx got stalked (Weird.), Rick Ross lied again (50 is destroying your career and livelihood so of course we're gonna believe he wanted to pay you to leave him alone. The Delusional Rapper strikes again!), Officer Powell resigned (I kinda feel bad for the nigga now... then again, no I don't lol.), Run-DMC got inducted into the Rock Hall Of Fame, Brian Dawkins helped dude Philly fired over Facebook, Iverson out for the season (Go ahead and sell your Iverson Pistons jerseys now because they'll be worthless in a couple months when he's no longer with the team.), Jay Cutler got traded to the Bears (The Bears gave up waaaaay too much. I also hope Cutler knows there's no Brandon Marshall or Eddie Royal waiting for him in Chicago lol.), a judge rejected Mike Vick (These white folks aren't gonna let that shit go are they??), the Giants cut Plax (This makes me feel a little better about the T.O. situation), the new Sidekick got a release date (I'm seriously considering getting it if the price is right), Seth Rogen hosted SNL and Andy Samberg is a BOSS (Classic shit lol.), Bishop Lamont got dropped, then he didn't (lol), KING Magazine went out of business (One of the saddest days of my life.), Barack went to Iraq (I think he and Bush have gone about the same amount of times already lol.), Dame Dash got exposed (Big deal.), Manu out for the season (Its official, the Lakers are going back to the Finals.), Chris Brown plead not guilty (Huh?? Well who else beat Rihanna's dumbass up?? I mean you even apologized for it lol), Lil Scrappy signed with DTP (Waste of a roster spot.), Mos Def challenged Jay-Z and Wayne (I'd love to see it. Wayne would come in last obviously lol.), UNC won another National Championship (The only thing good that happened to my bracket since the first couple days of the tourney lol.), Jim Jones got arrested and Twittered it (How lame is this shit?? Its takes all the gangsta-ness out of the arrest.), J-Hood dissed Joe Budden (Why???), UConn's girls went undefeated (Again.), and Blake Griffin, Jodie Meeks, and DeJuan Blair all entered the NBA draft.
Yep, I think that's about it lol.
March 16, 2009
Cutlers Says He Can't Trust McDaniels; Asks For Trade
Welp, can't say I saw this coming earlier. you know, usually these guys meet and at least decide to put on a smiling face for the cameras. No, not Cutler and McDaniels.
I guess I still can't blame Jay for being upset (I wouldn't trust a nigga from Team Belichick either), but he can't think they'll actually trade him. What are they gonna do, send him to Detroit for the #1 pick?? No, of course not. They wanted Matt Cassel, they can't have Matt Cassel so now they wana move on. There was no plan B replacement for Cutler. Oh well, I have shit to worry about with my own damn team lol.
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March 01, 2009
Random News Shit: NFL Free Agency Edition Pt. III
First off I wanna send a prayer out to those 4 people lost at sea and their families. That must suck balls. Anyway, back to free agency!
1) DE Canty Leaves Cowboys For Giants
What a fuckin' loser! Why would you leave the Cowboys for the Giants?? Who does that?? Aight, its ON when we play! Oh, and just in case you were wondering 1) yes, Cowboys news trumps all and 2) the deal was 6 years for $42 million.
2) Warner To Visit 49ers Tomorrow
Looks like Kurt is playing some hardball with the Cardinals. We all know he's bluffing though because we all know he ain't shit without great receivers. Its no coincidence he was great in St. Louis, sucked in New York, and all of a sudden great again in Arizona. He owes his career to Holt, Bruce, Faulk, Fitz, and Boldin. He'll be back with the Cardinals next season, no question.
3) Housmandzadeh Near Decision??
T.J. said he was making his decision tonight, but when asked if that was true, his agent simply replied, "No." Right now he's in Minnesota, but is also looking at Philly and New York as well as staying in Cincy. Wouldn't it be crazy if he said fuck them all and signed with the Cowboys tomorrow?? I know it'd never happen, but it would be crazy lol.
4) Cutler Upset With Broncos After Trade Talks Surface
Evidently before Matt Cassel was traded to KC, former Pats offensive coordinator and current Broncos head coach Josh McDaniels was in discussions about bring Cassel to Denver and sending Cutler to Tampa. Now Jay is pissed. Honestly though, wouldn't you be pissed too if you had passed for 4,500 yards and 25 TDs for a team who's defense was the sole reason you missed the playoffs and they were talking about trading YOU?? That would drive me nuts!
If Cutler doesn't now ask for a trade, he is gonna absolutely DESTROY the Chiefs when they play next season lol.
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