As a dude with a team in the NFC East this is like the best shit ever! Giants' DE Osi Umenyiora is 100% O-U-T for the entire '08 season! I mean the Giants wouldn't be a threat even if Osi was playing, but I sure like the Osi-less, Shockey-less, Strahan-less Giants alot more than the Giants with them lol.
We almost had a 2 for 1 last night when Jason Taylor sprained his knee, but he should be back by the time we play th Redskins. That's all good though because we got Osi and the 'Skins can't fuck with us regardless.
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Showing posts with label New York Giants. Show all posts
Showing posts with label New York Giants. Show all posts
August 24, 2008
Giant Loss = Early Christmas Present!
July 21, 2008
Shockey Is A Saint!
Dammit! The football gods are obviously not Cowboy fans because we were dealt another blow today by the Giants trading Jeremy Shockey to the Saints for draft picks! [FULL STORY] Now, some might see this as a good thing BUT last season with Shockey on the field we dominated them, and the playoff game when he was they dominated us. You see how this could be a problem?? Long story short we need to get that nigga back in blue, he was a good luck charms of sorts for us lol.
Shit, now that I think about it the Saints are in the NFC too! Oh well they won't make the playoffs so no need to worry about them lol.
June 09, 2008
Michael Strahan To Retire
Its sad to see him go because he was a great personality BUT as a fan of a team in the same division I'm ecstatic lol. Well hopefully he'll become an analyst because dude is hilarious! [FULL STORY]
February 05, 2008
Tiki Should Have Called In Sick
He tried to stay positive, but you KNOW he feels like shit now lmao:
What a loser LMAO!!
February 04, 2008
Giant Beat Down #1 Viewed Super Bowl
That's right, even more history was made when the Nielsen Media Research figures came out and showed that Super Bowl XLII garnered 97.5 million viewers. That's fuckin' huge! They say that's only 2nd to the series finale of M*A*S*H which had 106 million viewers back in 1983, but we all know the Super Bowl reigns supreme because I'm almost positive there was no M*A*S*H finale parties or viewings in sports bars so don't let those numbers fool you lol. Just think about how any given Super Bowl would blow that M*A*S*H finale up if everyone watched the game in their own home with their family lol. [FULL STORY]
February 03, 2008
18-1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It was a wild one, but I'm proud to say the Giants won the Super Bowl! I mean its nice for the Giants and they're fans and all that, but the reason I'm happy is because 1) they put out the Cowboys so to legitimize our lost they had to win the whole thing lol 2) I hate the Patriots 3) ...welp I guess that's it lol.
On another note, someone call ESPN and tell Keyshawn's bitch ass to take off that damn fake Gucci scarf lol.
Now, I'll leave you with Mercury Morris:
January 30, 2008
This Is The Why The Giants WON'T Win Super Bowl XLII
I wasn't home most of yesterday and I missed this:
Here's what Tom Brady had to say:
Oh boy... I thought the Giants would at least have a chance, but now they just might get done like the Bills or Redskins earlier this season lol. Damn, why these niggas had to start coming out the mouth knowing damn well the Pats need shit like that to win. Oh well there's always next year lol.
November 17, 2007
And The Winner Is... By Callvin aka New Jersey
Before I start I just wanted to announce that tomorrow is the official INN Day! After I get off work (and maybe take a nap lol) I'm just gonna go hard with some of the ig'nant ass shit I've been collecting over the past week. Anyway, let's get back to the REAL reason we're gather here today--Mr. Trenton, New Jersey himself Callvin! Now, as you might know we had a bet on the Cowboys/Giants game last week (and we all know who got the best of who lol) so what I have here is a passionate letter of why the Cowboys own the Giants written by the swinger himself, check it out, love it, I did ;-) (Yo Jers, I made some minor edits, but you'll love it lol):
Ok First and foremost I am a tired and true NEW YORK GIANTS FAN (and when I say New York Giants… I am not talking bout Willie Mays and Bobby Thomson. I’m talking about LT ***and when I say LT i mean L mothafuckin T*** and Mark Bavaro) but I digress…Traditionally THE NEW YORK GIANTS are a stellar and solid football team. And to tell the truth, that is pretty much true again this yearBlah, blah blah... (fuck you Tiki, fuck you ni@@a..you fuckin f*g…Hey you tell me...walks like a f*g … talks like a, DEFINITELY talks like a f*g…Hmmm…wutchu’ got???) but I digress… this year for some reason the Giants’ normallysmooth and easyrugged ride to the playoffs has been offset and untracked by a tremendously rocky roaded DETOUR called THE DALLAS COWBOYS.
These DALLAS COWBOYS I speak of, are the obvious class of the NFC and have proven so by beating the Giants twice “*^%#$$$*”, have a star studded roster including (and not limited to!!!): Terrell Owens,one ofis the most physical wide receivers in NFL history (save for sayyy Michael Irvin…who just so happens to also be a Hall of Fame Dallas Cowboy). The Cowboys are lead by quarterback Tony Romo, who amazingly enough managed to go UNDRAFTED though is headed to his 2nd straight Pro Bowl. Tight End Derrick Witten,who alternates with Jeremy Shockey (New York Giants) asthe NFC’s Pro Bowl tight ends, is having another wonderful season. Julius Jones…uhhh…ok moving on…and Marion Barber, the great Minnesota running back who also teamed with New England’s Laurence Maroney)isare doinghistheir thing this year I must say. Roy Williams(is still getting beat)is still theNFC’sNFL's hardest hitting safety (Well maybe a close 2nd to Brain Dawkins) but hey this is Dallas’ Week… Roy Williams #1.
There are a host of other fine athletes (none better than T.O.) that come together to make up this talented and Dominant team that is no doubt headed for the Super Bowl. Now the AFC looks pretty damn tough. But you know what they say…”On any given Sunday…” and thank goodness for y’all, the Super Bowl aaalways happens on a Sunday!
All I can say is “Salud” and congrats. You spanked us in the heat, then you beat us in the swamp. You got this year. And you're definitely earnin’ it. Good Luck
Ahh man, I hope y'all enjoyed that as much as I did lol. Next up, the Washington Redskins...any takers out there???PS I see you done “GOT” Harrison, Freeney, Dallas Clark, Kieho, even Tarik Glenn… all you need now is Matt Light, Welker, Seymore, Thomas and either Brady or Moss, because both would be too much of a tip-off as to what y’all are over there doin’!
I’m Callvin (Pronounced: Kawlvin)
Peace
myspace.com/callvincallvincallvin
November 11, 2007
Still Don't Forget Week 1
Welp, today is the day! I had a dream we lost so now I'm fully confident that we're gonna win big against the Giants lol. Plus, DON'T FORGET WEEK 1!!!
The Giants even think we're gonna win so they are resorting to wearing their red jerseys and begging fans to wear red so they can fuck up Tony Romo's vision or some shit. SMH at resorting to gimmicks to win a football game that you're STILL not gonna win lol. Well check out the banner from the Midgets official website:
November 06, 2007
I'm Just Saying, Don't Forget Week 1
This is for my boy New Jersey lol:
Week 9 is officially over, and the week 10 matchup between the 7-1, NFC East leading Dallas Cowboys and the 6-2 New York Midgets Giants is on the radar. For some reason these analyst think the Giants are revamped and a much than they were when they lost their first two game. You know I say to that?? FUCK NO! They are the same damn team and their 2 loses came from two superior teams who are both 7-1 (Cowboys and Packers). They haven't lost since week 2, but other than the Redskins, who have they beaten?? The Eagles, Jets, Falcons, 49ers, and Dolphins...wow! If you didn't know, that's a combined record of 8-32 and still only 13-35 if you add in the Redskins.
Now, I'm not saying the Giants don't stand a chance, but I'm just saying, don't forget week 1.
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