Yes, multiple black people! You know I'll be watching come June 27th, no doubt!
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Showing posts with label The Real World. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Real World. Show all posts
May 29, 2012
March 11, 2012
The Real World Is Going To St. Thomas
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December 24, 2011
The Challenge: Battle Of The Exes Trailer
This shit looks so trill! It starts January 25th and you know I'll be there!
August 28, 2011
Real World San Diego: No Black People
But you know what? I'm not even mad at them for opting to go back to San Diego again before trying out Phoenix or Atlanta. Nope, not at all. I'm mad at them for not having ONE black roommate, especially when they know you need at least 2 to guarantee an awesome season. I mean, really? They couldn't find one damn black person that wanted to be on The Real World? They have 5 white people (Sam, Zach, Ashley, Frank, and Nate), 1 Mexican (Priscilla), 1 Zimbabwean/French/Native American (Alexandra), and 0 black people. This is that bullshit!
I need a few Mississippis to cool down, check out this wack ass trailer in the meantime:
This is how they're gonna follow up The Challenge: Rivals and Real World Las Vegas 2 (the best "1 black person" RW of all-time...which I'm extremely sorry for dissing on my podcast after the first episode)?? This shit looks dryer than the Mojave Desert. I know they spend a lot of money producing these things (okay, no they don't), but if they would've scrapped it, do you think anyone would've cared? If MTV can scrap a sure-fire hit like Bridge & Tunnel, I don't see why they can't make this undoubtedly lame looking shit disappear as well.
I'm out of words to express my disappointment. I'm out.
March 11, 2011
Fiyah's Show Of Disrespect Ep. 108.5
January 23, 2011
Real World Going Back To Las Vegas
Look, the original "Real World: Las Vegas" is in my top 5 Real Worlds of all-time, but why are we re-doing cities when we still have great places that have yet to be tapped like Dallas and Atlanta?? It's not like I'm suggesting "Real World: Vermont," Phoenix or Houston would be great spots to shoot. Maybe I'm just crazy? Am I crazy? Shit, I must be CRAZY!!!!!
Anyway, "Back To Las Vegas" is supposed to air at some point in the first quarter of this year, so you can expect promos to start running soon. I'm contemplating if I should even watch because not only are they re-doing a city, but again there's only one black roommate. I don't know how many times I have to say it, but all the best Real Worlds had multiple black people! I will give them credit because they have some other races represented (3 white guys, 1 white chick, 1 black guy, 1 Cuban chick, 1 Puerto Rican and Portuguese chick, and 1 Filipino and white chick), but black is where its at.
See, MTV needed me for more than my superior Twittering skills.
June 27, 2010
The Top 5 Real World-less Cities of America
5) Phoenix
Why no love for AZ?? Everything poppin' that happens in the state of Arizona, happens in Phoenix. Trust me, I have family in Sierra Vista, and I lived there for about a year (so what I was 6 years old when I got there and 7 when I left lol). Plus, it's hot so more opportunity for skin and random nakedness.
The only downfall is the recent immigration laws being enforced in AZ. MTV might not want to support a state that essentially allows racial profiling.
Potential Job: Teaching online classes for the University Of Phoenix... or discovering why AriZona Ice Tea was founded and is based out of New York.
4) Houston
Houston, TX is a scene unlike any other in the United States. It's almost like its own little country, it's that different. It would definitely be a great place for a Real World because it has great nightlife (well at least in the hood lol).
Potential Job: Working in TV Johnny's jewelry store making and selling grillz.
3) Baltimore
Baltimore is a very underrated city. Yeah, there is crime and all that stuff, but everything isn't "The Wire" in B-More. And just think of all the great things they've given us: the aforementioned series "The Wire," Babe Ruth, crab cakes, Cab Calloway, Edgar Allen Poe, Mugsy Bogues, Frederick Douglass, Dru Hill, Johns Hopkins (hospital and university), Mo'Nique, Mel Kiper Jr., Jada Pinkett-Smith, B&O Railroad in Monopoly, Montel Williams, and of course David Hasselhoff. What more can I say?? No, what more needs to be said??
Potential Job: Finding Mo'Nique's brother and whoopin' his ass!
2) Dallas
Besides the fact that I'm a massive fan of the Dallas Cowboys, everything I'm hearing is that Dallas is a city on the rise. After the 2010 NBA All-Star, that was all you heard! "Dallas is awesome!" "Dallas is the most underrated city in the U.S.!" Well it's time for MTV to crack that baby wide open with a "Real World: Dallas."
Potential Job: Anything involving the Dallas Cowboys including (but not limited to) dancing in the steel cages over the field during game, ironing Jerry Jones' wrinkles, and trying not to get lost in Cowboys Stadium.
1) Atlanta
And then there's Atlanta. How has MTV gone 24 seasons of the Real World without making a stop in Georgia, let alone Atlanta?? "Real World: Atlanta" has greatness written all over it! Plus it has the 2 things Real World loves the most: hot chicks and gay men. Also, there would be no excuse to not have at least 3 black people on there! This HAS to happen. MTV, I'm begging you, please!
Potential Job: Cleaning the stripper poles at Magic City, Strokers, and the 87 other strip clubs in the city of Atlanta.
Honorable Mention: Detroit
Detroit is definitely one of the most famous cities in America, so it would kind of make sense to give them a Real World. I'm not sure who would audition to be on it (I know I sure as hell wouldn't), but I'm sure someone would.
The reasons it could never be chosen includes the following: Even MTV couldn't find jobs there, it's a cold weather city, and it has a lot of "first Real World cast member to be shot" potential.
Real World: Back to New Orleans Trailer
Yes! Two black people!! Hey MTV, as coach Herm Edwards would say, "we can build on this" lol. Look, I've gone on many of rants about why The Real World should always have more than one black person in the cast, but its good to hear they're listening.
The only problem that I have is the location. Why are we doing New Orleans again?? Las Vegas again, Hollywood again, L.A. again, Miami again, fine. But New Orleans?? I don't hate the decision, but I'm just saying, there are a bunch of major American cities they haven't even hit yet. Matter of fact, sounds like a new post: "The Top 5 Real World-less Cities of America." Meet me back here in later!
The only problem that I have is the location. Why are we doing New Orleans again?? Las Vegas again, Hollywood again, L.A. again, Miami again, fine. But New Orleans?? I don't hate the decision, but I'm just saying, there are a bunch of major American cities they haven't even hit yet. Matter of fact, sounds like a new post: "The Top 5 Real World-less Cities of America." Meet me back here in later!
September 30, 2009
Bill Simmons' RW/RR Challenge Fantasy Draft
I'm thinking about tracking their fantasy draft progress here on the website. Really, I just wish I thought of it first and did it with some of my friends lol.
June 24, 2009
Real World Casting Crew Disappoints Again
The new Real World Cancun starts tonight and I don't even know if I'm gonna watch it. Besides that fact that I might be busy watching Transformers 2, the casting crew has failed us again! One black person?? Seriously MTV, one fuckin' black person?? You are casting 8 people now, and all you could find was ONE black person?? Ridiculous!
Obviously the good folks on the Real World casting staff hasn't yet realized that all their best seasons (Back to New York, Las Vegas, Denver, etc.) had multiple black people and all their wack seasons (Paris, Sydney, Brooklyn, etc.) had either one or none. What more evidence do they need?? Oh well, I guess I'm outgrowing the Real World anyway so maybe this is a good thing.
Obviously the good folks on the Real World casting staff hasn't yet realized that all their best seasons (Back to New York, Las Vegas, Denver, etc.) had multiple black people and all their wack seasons (Paris, Sydney, Brooklyn, etc.) had either one or none. What more evidence do they need?? Oh well, I guess I'm outgrowing the Real World anyway so maybe this is a good thing.
May 27, 2009
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Coral Smith From Real World
Seeing this video is what inspired this post because after finding it, I found this bad boy:
Love, love, love! I always loved Coral and this video is probably gonna bring her a couple notches up in my top 50 women list (a list I should actually create and post lol). She's always had the best titties to grace The Real World cameras (Svetlana's tits are a CLOSE 2nd) and this video prove it. I don't know if that's much of a compliment to a woman, but dudes get what I'm saying lol.
You know, I actually talked to Coral once on MySpace. Of course I asked her to marry me, which she declined (lol), but the memory will last a life time. Man, I wish I could find that message! lol.
March 12, 2009
The Duel 2 Trailer
Oooooooh!! CT is back, I can't wait! I've fallen off on my MTV show watching as I've almost completely ignored the new Real World, MTB4, and G's To Gents, but there's no chance, I repeat, NO CHANCE that I miss this! If all I do is watch the episode CT knocks Adam's head off, I'm watching, I'm watching, I'M WATCHING!! April 8th baby, its going in my phone like ummm...NOW!
Oh, and seeing that April 8th is a Wednesday, it looks like The Real World Brooklyn is coming to an end soon. Thank goodness! I hated this season, it was so fuckin' WACK! Next season will be in Cancun so hopefully that'll be more interesting, have more black people, and more good looking women... all the things Brooklyn lacked lol.
January 07, 2009
Just Got Done Watching Real World Brooklyn...
Verdict: WACK!
Nothing against gay people, but there are just too many gay people in the house lol. I can't deal with it, I'm sorry. How does MTV expect people to watch a season full of that dude Katelynn walking around in those little hot pink booty shorts?? Nobody wants to see that. I don't even think other transgender people want to see it lol. And what was with homie talking about being in a 5-some?? Could have gone my life without hearing that one lol.
The only saving grace in this wack ass season is that fine black girl. Can't think of her name, but she has some nice ass titties! She's definitely skeetable. Still can't believe they are doing Real World BROOKLYN with only one black person though. They expanded the format to 8 people and they could only find one black person?? Sad.
Oh yeah and overall this had to be in the top 3 of the ugliest casts they've ever put together.Okay, that was mean, I take it back lol.
Related:
Real World Brooklyn Trailer
December 17, 2008
Real World Brooklyn Trailer
How do you have Real World Brooklyn with one black person and one Spanish person?? That makes no sense. Its fuckin' Brooklyn! I hope a couple of these white people are Italians or I'm gonna be pissed. All the best Real World seasons had at least one black guy from Seattle to New York to Las Vegas to Denver to Hollywood, there was always at least one black guy. On the wacker seasons like Paris, Sydney, and Key West coincidently there were zero black dudes. You do the math.
Well lets wish the best for these guys anyway because these fuckers have a lot to live up to following the greatness that was Hollywood. Oh, and I don't know if you noticed, but there are 8 cast members this time (six freakin' white people...SIX!!!). I don't know why, but there just is.
The Real World: Brooklyn starts January 7th, 2009.
Related:
Hello Brooklyn: The Real World Returns To NY For 21th Season
July 03, 2008
Hello Brooklyn: The Real World Returns To NY For 21th Season
Y'all know I'm a big Real World fan so any news of the next season is always major to me lol.
Anyway, after a successful rebound in Hollywood (after a melanin challenged 19th season in Australia lol) MTV is taking The Real World to Brooklyn, NY! This should be a good season as long as they cast some fairly decent people. We should get whoever casted Hollywood to do this shit because they did a great job lol. Hmm...maybe I should audition?? Nahh, I'd be terrible TV lol.
I've never seen the 1st Real World in New York, but I did see season 10 in New York with Coral and The Miz and that's still one of my favorites so I doubt this next season will disappoint!
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August 20, 2007
The Real World: Hollywood!
Welp, coming off this wack ass Real World Sydney, the show is taking its next cast to Hollywood! Since Sydney was white-washed (literally) it makes me happy to know that at least one black person will be in the house next season. If you can recall, The Real World had that online video, you-pick-the-7th-roommate site (yeah, remember that? Lame ass shit lol) and the winner was "Pretyboy" from Daytona. Here's his winning speech on becoming the first person in the Hollywood house:
Address!!! Final-Real Final This Time - video powered by Metacafe
Yeah, I know dude is kinda lame, but hey, at least its a start! I think they are gonna need at least 5 more Black roommates to make up for Sydney though lol. Well we all know that will never happen, but lets pray for the best and hope we get a season like we got last year from Denver.
The Real White World
I wanted to write about this shit when I initially saw this year's cast of The Real World, but it really never was that important to me because I knew I was gonna watch it. Coming off the greatness that was last season in Denver, I should've known MTV would fuck shit up by having an all white cast! not even ONE Black or Hispanic! I was irate when I first found this shit out, but I've calmed down since (maybe that's why I didn't write this before lol). I still can't believe it though, I mean Real World used to be the shit but now its hit an all-time low with this being its first 100% all white cast. Now that I'm writing this I'm getting mad all over again lol. Matter of fact, I planned to write more but I just can't bare it so I'm just gonna sit here & act like this bullshit aint on until next season...damn MTV is fuckin up!
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