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October 19, 2007

Fiyah Notez: Hip-Hop Awards 2007

Thought I forgot about yall huh?? Nope, far from it! Anyway, this year's Hip-Hop Awards was MUCH better than last year's... unfortunately it was still pretty wack (which speaks volumes about last year's show lol). They seemed to give out the right awards to the right people for the most part, but they didn't even broadcast most of the awards (who knows why they had so many if they were only gonna show 1/4 of them lol). Aight well I have no else to say so check it out:

Hour 1


-Made it just in time to see Cassidy perform
-Wow they weren't able to catch him sayin "shit" in the editing room??
-No Terrence, that wouldn't be a good thing if they had Cass' album on
their iPod since it aint came out yet lol.
-I see they're gonna start the show with the best performance now its
undoubtedly downhill from here.
-Where in the hell did you get those red pants & Micky Mouse
gloves from 'Ye??? Man his dressing has fallen off since everybody has
jacked his style back in '04 *cough* T.I. *cough*
-Damn Katt is so small lmao.
-Katt actually has new material! That's great.
-LL looks sad lol.
CD of the Year: Common & T.I.
-Its a tie?? They must be joking! Common's album shitted on T.I.'s, I
thought that was clear.
-I'm sure glad they brought this cipha part back, it turned out to be the only part
of last year's show that was worth watching.
-Damn, Lil Mama looks so weird lmao.
-Sorry Katt, Wayne is FAR from the best rapper alive...hell he's not
even the best rapper in New Orleans lol.
-Where the hell this nigga got this foil jacket from?? lmao.
-This song is jammin', too bad Wayne is too busy being Hip-Hop music's Superhead to focus on making his own hot records.
-Second verse start off straight, but QUICKLY went downhill lol...song
still hot though.
-Who thought it would be cute to give Keyshia Cole Dennis the Menace's
haircut??
-Thank goodness someone gave Kanye an award!
-Kanye should go change lol.
-Most black men don't look right without facial hair, sorry David Banner lol.
-I wonder where he found that Vick jersey 'cause I know they aint selling them no more lol.
-Damn homegirl on stage with Nelly is fine.
-Why that lil girl have a mic on when she aint saying nothing??
-Sorry Nell, having a little girl hitting a split and slapping her lil vag against the stage is no more appropriate than Tip Drill lol.
-If this was '02 this would've been a smash hit...unfortunately for Nelly its nearly '08.
-Hov should win Lyricist of the Year hands down because I'm STILL trying to figure out what was wrong with Kingdom Come.
Lyricist of the Year: Common
-Damn Com got on stage fast lol.

Hour 2

-Ciara ol' tall sexy ass!
MVP of the Year: Lil Wayne??
-Wayne could've won like 6th Man of the Year or something but that's about it lol.
-DAMN Melyssa Ford is FUCKIN' FINE!!!!
Best Collaboration: UGK feat. Outkast - International Player's Anthem
-Rightfully so, BET aint fuckin' up the awards as bad as I thought they
would.
-Big Boi is droppin' a new album? That's greta news!
-I bet this Common shit went right over the majority's head and it wasn't even that complex lol.
-I hope this shit is over by 10 because South Park is new tonight.
-MBeezy?? I'm guessing you're only seeing this cheap ass commercial if you're in Fort Lauderdale lol.
-Cornell West is the man... I aint gon' lie, if I was him aint no WAY I would've come here lol.
-Ha ha Cornell, jokes on you, niggas don't read books lol.
-The swagger of Lil Wayne?? Kweli must be smoking lmao.
-I wonder if Nelly is still angry with KRS? lol.
-Step Into My World is still that shit!
-I dunno how many people can see this, but I'm feeling this Samsung commercial with Beyonce because I mean what's better than Beyonce?? You got that right, 2 Beyonces!
-Was that dog supposed to come out?? Nevermind lol.
-Why Wayne got that little ass chain on?? Oh yeah and someone tell him to put that empty ass cup down lol.
-Why Tity Boi got that laptop carrying case around his arm?? He couldn't find a real fuckin' duffle bag???
-This other nigga looks like he's never performed before lol.
-Luda was a nice touch to this otherwise boring performance lol.
People's Champ Award: Birdman & Lil Wayne - Stunnin' Like My Daddy
-Soulja Boy is coming up next so this is where the show ends for me, peace yall!

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September 09, 2007

Fiyah Notez: VMAs 2007


HOUR 1

-"Its Britney bitch!"
-Damn is Britney pregnant again?? LOL.
-This performance is pretty boring, is Madonna & Christina gonna come
out and kiss to help her out some? She should've stretched or something
because she's looking pretty stiff lol.
-Forget everything I just said, 50's expression says it all! LMAO.
-Sarah Silverman again? She just hosted the Movie Awards...shits about
to get real disrespectful! lol.
-Sarah is bombing! Damn this is worse than Jack Black last year LMAO.
-Thank goodness she left, that was awful.
-Oh that boy Mark Ronson!
-Yeah right Alicia you're crazy if MTV isn't gonna play this 1000 times
by the end of this week. Oh yeah and that was a pretty bad joke too
lol.
-Why is Justin Timberlake beat boxing??
-So Alicia is not gonna acknowledge that that niggas mic wasn't work??
LOL.
-I must say that so far this show is WACK.
-Why wasn't Irreplaceable nominated for Monster Single?? It was #1 for 10 weeks straight.
-The format for this show is pretty lame.
-Kanye is still performing Stronger?? Nevermind back to commercial.
-Why does Robin Thicke sound so monotone??
-Kanye West is a social activist??
-How does Justin Timberlake win this award over Jay-Z and Beyonce??
-Cowboys score again bitch! 16-6.
-Beyonce's tits look phenomenal!
-I LOVE this Maroon 5 song! It sounds hot live too.
-Why do we keep going to commercial during the performances?? They seem
to be the only thing worth watching...well besides Beyonce of course
lol.
-Yo why we keep missing all the performances?? This show is totally ass
unless you're actually there, great for 95% of us at home.
-So we don't get to see T.I. Perform, but we're suggested to see Chris
Brown's non-speaking ass??
-Chris's dancing has improved, but Omarion is still putting him to
sleep.
-Rihanna has some of the best legs in the game! I could see myself
skeetin' on them too lol.
-Someone tell Chris Brown we've already seen him do all of Michael
Jackson's moves in his videos lol.
-Is that Will Smith's son on stage with CB??
-Chris Brown's performance has been the highlight thus far, but that
really isn't saying much for this show lol.
-How the fuck did the Giants catch up?? 17-16.
-Kanye West and Bentley are actively losing cool points for dancing, and
even being on the stage while Soulja Boy is "performing" this ol' coon
ass shit.
-Surprise, surprise Justin Timberlake won again.
-Timberfake did have a point, MTV does need to play more videos because
their shows suck ass now.
-Cee-Lo's voice is so dope! I can't wait until the new Gnarls album
drops!
-Tila Tequila is ugly as hell! More proof MTV should play more videos
lmao.

HOUR 2

-Why isn't 50 performing on the main stage??
-That boy one Shia! He's having a hard time with that teleprompter I see
lol.
-This show is going bad! Why are they just announcing Pam Anderson and
the camera is already on her?? lol.
-Tommy Lee should stop for real, that's not funny lol.
-Where did Kanye get this didlo-eqsue mic from?? That's not gonna help
him out with the gay rumors at all lol.
-Kanye really didn't need T-Pain for this, he just looks real outta
place lol.
-Wow there is damn near no color in Kanye's suite...hmm hidden racism???
lol.
-Oh snap they actually let Lil Wayne in the building!
-Damn that Wayne verse was terrible LOL.
-Was that Terrence J from 106 & Park rappin' after Wayne??
-This Timbaland beat is crazy!
-I don't see what was so great about this performance but to each his
own lol.
-Is this System Of A Down performing?? If so where in the hell have they
been??
-I knew I should've ate before the show started.
-Then again, if I left for McDonald's now I wouldn't be missing much
lol.
-You know its too bad Amy Winehouse is all coked out because I would've
loved to see her perform tonight.
-Rihanna is doing a terrible job lip-syncing this crappy Shut Up & Drive
song.
-Why does Kid Rock have that cowboy shirt with rhinestones on??
-Damn Nelly got jacked!
-Boy, boy, boy, what I'd give to get Alicia Keys pregnant! ...Even with
that terrible outfit on.
-Look at the nigga in the front row tryna be discreet taking a picture
of Alicia Keys... somebody should tell him that if he sits in the front
he's gonna be on TV lol.
-When did Alicia's ass get so phat? This is great!
-I'd fuck Alicia just like that on the piano chair, no lie lol.
-Mrs. Chestnut Ms. Keys is BACK!
-Yes Chris, salute a REAL talent.
-Tony Romo just ran for a touchdown! Damn we gettin' that ass no homo
lol. 31-19.
-I wonder if Kid Rock and Tommy Lee really fought? I was thinking it was
weird for all 3 of them to be there lol.
-Jamie Foxx should have hosted the show again because just that little bit
destroyed Sarah Silverman's bomb lol.
-Oh goodness Miss Teen South Carolina!
-I think she really did fuck up and just went with it lol.
-Its funny how they cut her off though lol.
-I thought there was supposed to be 16 straight guys on Tila Tequila's
show? I just saw at least one in that 30 second spot lol.
-I guess I can scrap the blog I was gonna write about the show since
everybody knows about it now lol.
-31-22 on the Cowboy game
-Nevermind, we scored again its 37-22! T.O. is that nigga!
-Mary looks nice. I remember back in the 90s she was a mess on the
fashion tip.
-Mary is fuckin' up lol.
-WTF! Dr. Dre is swoll as fuck! LMAO!!!
-He needs to get out the gym and into the studio and put out Detox!
-I really don't see the point of giving Dre such a great introduction
just for him to give out an award lol.

HOUR 3

-Wow, I guess Kid Rock and Tommy Lee really did fight lmao.
-I hope this isn't really the final performance because this is boring
lol.
-Why is D.O.E. & Timbaland's brother there since they obviously didn't
turn on their mics??
-Damn Tim is swoll! I need to hit the gym lol.
-Keri Hilson is pretty as hell!
-How did I know Timberfake was coming out?? lol.
-Nelly Furtado should fire her stylist if she has one.
-That's it????
-That performance was straight, but not final performance worthy.
-Is it just me or did they only give out like 4 awards?? lol.

POST SHOW

-That's funny they say Britney got people talking with her "racy
performance" because I totaly forget she even performed lol.
-What was so incredible about Chris Brown dancing like MJ?? I've seen
everyone from Carlton to Ashton Kutcher do it, nothing new or amazing
there lol.
-Damn Kid Rock & Tommy Lee really did fight! I would've loved to see
that!
-Well that Post Show sure did suck monkey balls.
-Welp so much for this show only being on once because, in true MTV
fashion, its on again right now lol.

In conclusion, I'd have to say that was a terrible show. I wish I had
more hands so I could give that show 4 thumbs down...okay maybe I
should've left that joke to the Dave Chappelle's of the world, but this
show was so bad it doesn't deserve my originality. I should've just
watched the whole Cowboy game its 38-35 people! I'm out!!!

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Fiyah Notez: VMAs Pre-Show 2007

Welp, its that time of year again and the VMAs are upon us! It brings me much pleasure to write these notes for you guys BUT don't for a second think I'm not gonna be watching the Cowboys game too lol. Anyway, lets just hope this show is better than that debacle of a show last year.

-John is WAYYYY too old to be dressed like that... he looks gay now...
no literally lol. That, and like 80's throw-up.
-Damn homegirl from Transformer is FINE! I wonder if T.I. is smashin'
that?? lol.
-Rihanna doesn't date Shia Lebeauf! They were just in one damn picture
together...hell they weren't even standing next to each other, they were
just in the same room.
-Jackpot or Jack-not?? How long did it take to come up with that fine
piece of genius??
-Damn Chris Brown's ass STILL can't talk lol.
-LMAO what the FUCK does Lil Mama have on LMAO that's already the worst
outfit in VMA history HANDS DOWN! Its like a jumpsuit/onesie/Oompa
Loompa pants...I dunno its just terrible lol.
-Alicia Keys could most definitely have my babies...and not just on her
face and/or back
-Why this UK nigga keep asking people if they think Britney can come
back??? NO she can't, she's an idiot duh!
-Oh that boy Com! Common is that nigga.
-Damn why these white boys clothes so damn small?? LMAO. I mean shit you
can see that one dude's belly button and shit. I dunno where they gon
spandex jeans from but you each his own.
-Damn my Cowboys down 6-0...oh you thought I wasn't gon watch the game
for real?? lmao!
-50 Cent should wear a hat.
-Why Luda got that old man suit on??
-LMAO @ Lil Wayne performing in the pre-show. How is he the "hottest
rapper in the game" and "the best rapper alive" and aint even famous
enough to perform on the real show??? Hell he wouldn't even have been
invited he wasn't on Nicole S. fine ass's song...damn shame, yeah REAL
hot MTV lol.
-No touchdown but oh well we'll take the field goal.
-Dude from Gym Class Heroes said they wanted to have a real Hip-Hop
video... hmm nobody must've told him "bling" was probably the LEAST
Hip-Hop thing you can say lol.
-Wassup wit the tux Kanye??? Speaking of fashion, damn Lil Mama looked
terrible LMAO!
-Thanks for clearing that up 'Ye, I dunno why white people the
media always thinks someone has beef lol.
-I know they didn't just give Lil Mama a "Jackpot" for her outfit! MTV
is fuckin' up!
-Again, wassup with these white boys and these tight ass fairy pants??
-Damn the Clipse still have to introduce themselves LMAO.
-Who invited Lil Darryl Soulja Boy?? Fuck it, he might as well go once because we
all know next year this time it'll be back to irrelevance for him lol.
-Why does Ne-Yo have a bandanna around his neck??
-Foo Fighters?? Them niggas still alive?? ...And once again with the
fairy pants lol.
-The Pre-show was pretty boring so hopefully the show is better.

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August 13, 2007

Fiyah Notez: Roast Of Flavor Flav

-I dunno how they got Chuck D to participate in this but oh well lol.
-why is Carrot Top involved??
-Katt looks like he just came from under the dryer.
-Damn, Pumpkin still has like the worst body ever lol.
-Why is Flav flying from those Sisqo strings?? I thought they didn't do
that shit anymore after Sisqo overused them back in 2000...
-Did I just see Bootz's ugly ass momma??
-Katt is wylin the fuck out.
-Wow they just forgot to bleep out shit
-Greg Giraldo is wylin the fuck out! LMAO
-Its about time he got around to Flav.
-I think either Ice T or Carrot Top got it the worst.
-Thank goodness Ice T brought CoCo, I love her....ass! ....and titties
^_^.
-Damn Spinderella's arms looks swoll like hell.
-Sommore startin off pretty slow.
-She didn't really come wit that heat but its all good here come Jimmy!
-Jimmy Kimmel goin hard (no homo) just as I expected lmao.
-Yes, please cancel Mind Of Mencia for real that show is so wack lol.
-Aww damn he just let those "whores" have it LMAO.
-Flav's son looks like Yung Joc at the BET Awards
-Man Jimmy killed!
-Why is Ice T goin??
-I know Snoop aint up there smokin a blunt?? LMAO that nigga just don't
care.
-Damn Hottie looks terrible.
-Ice was decent
-Jeffrey Ross is goin hard!
-Ice T is tryna pick his nose on the sly lol.
-Oh goodness Carrot Top
-Well that wasn't as bad as I expected so Sommore is still the worst...I
spoke too soon here Brigitte Nielsen
-They should only have comedians on Roasts, seriously!
-Brigitte is borderline bombing...okay she's just bombing now lol.
-If the Flavor of Love girls were gonna get mad every time someone
talked about them they shouldn't have come...its a fuckin Roast for
goodness sake! ...whatever Brigitte still better go out the back door
tonight lol.
-Damn Chyna looks terrible!
-Patton Oswalt was good.
-Comedy Central missed shit again with Snoop lol.
-Snoop isn't bad at all.
-How didn't Brigitte get that joke??
-Damn that's the 3rd shit they missed lol...oh well at least they
bleepin nigga lol.
-Snoop did his thing though!
-Welp there's shit #4...I should make a ticker lol.
-Lisa Lampanelli comin wit it!
-At least Buckeey & them seem to be loosening up some.
-Flav is bombing lol.
-This is the only exception for crying after you bomb lol.

-The best roaster was Jimmy Kimmel.
-The worst was Brigitte Nielson.
-Carrot Top, Lisa Lampanelli, & Brigitte Nielsen all got it worse than
Flav lol.
-Whoever is supposed to be censoring the show is now fired I'm sure lol.
-Goodnite folks!

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July 10, 2007

Fiyah Notez: Charm School Reunion

-Why does Charm School have a reunion anyway??
-Why is Lala hosting again?? They should get Wendy Williams or
somebody...damn that would be tight!
-Where is Krazy??
-Schatar looks TERRIBLE!
-Schatar has gotten chunky
-Becky has some big ass titties
-So does Cristal...damn!
-What the hell Courtney got on??
-Comedy isn't meant to be hurtful...unless I'm doin it ^_^
-Growing pains = you need to get better at comedy before you come on
tour & fuck up my shows lol.
-Damn Brooke has the WORST shape ever!....& yes she is the Whore of
Charm School.
-When can we see Shay's booty??
-that doesn't make you a whore...but it does make you extremely
whore-ish.
-I don't think Charm School will be on when Brooke has grandbabies lol. <<--joke!
-A flirt my ass
-Why is the crowd clappin??
-Yes, you DID basically just say white women were hoes
-Damn Becky has some big ass titties...still lol.
-Yeah I wouldn't want those titties on my shoulder either Mo lol.
-I woulda slapped that Mexican at the theft store lol.
-Saaphyri looks nice, but why is she coming on before Leilene, Shay, &
Larissa's ignorant ass??
-Why Toastee tryin so hard to smile?? She looks like a ghost lol.
-Wassup wit the bodies of armor in the background??
-Who's this homo in the crowd snappin his fingers (I told yall gay
people do that...yall can keep doin the dance if you please tho lol) wit
the short sleeve shirt, trucker hat, & scarf around the neck??
-Am I the only person glad to hear Saaphyri's didn't just blow her
money??
-Dean Keith always had more make-up on than everybody...well besides
Schatar.
-Damn Leilene would get it...even tho she does kinda resemble The
Joker.
-Damn they did keep disrespecting that girl Leilene lol.
-Why is Bootz so angry?? Look at her damn face she just look mad lol.
-I forgot Saaphyri said it sounded like Becky was starting some shit...&
to think she was gon give her half! lol.
-Damn Shay is fine! Plus she got that fresh Steve Harvey tape.
-Shay has a point
-Bootz is ignorant beyond repair lol.
-Bootz also looks terrible...she looks like Harry from Harry and the
Hendersons right now (Google it lol).
-Bootz was about to just let Shay get kicked out & then she gets mad becuz Shay told? Newflash you already stabbed her in the back, why shouldn't she tell ?? lol.
-I love how Mo'Nique just came out lol.
-My Lord! Bootz mom looks terrible...her head looks like Lindsay Lohan's
crotch.
-Well now we know how Bootz got so ignorant
-Damn man who impregnated this woman to make Bootz?? She looks so nasty!
lol.
-Maybe Bootz just can't hear...or possibly has A.D.D.
-Look at Becky's titties man! They look so supple
-Bootz will never make Rosa Parks proud lol.
-Damn look at Shay's legs! Sexy!
-Damn that was over fast lol.

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June 26, 2007

Fiyah Notez: BET Awards 2007 Pre-show

-Why Lloyd's V-neck shirt all the way to his belly button??
-Why Lloyd on this dude's neck??
-Why Swizz Beatz chest hair so peasy
-Where did Mike Jones get that Michael Jackson jacket???
-Why does Yung Joc have a gumby??
- Big Tigger should stop wearin suits, they make him look old...matter
of fact how old is that nigga anyway??
-Pretty Ricky should get a stylist... or at least someboy who can dress
them better than that...or they should change their name...hell it doesn't
matter they'll be irrevelant soon enuff lol.
-Pretty Ricky should calm down
-These girls from Baldwin Hills are FINE! Too bad its a bad spin off of
like 3 MTV shows...then again most of BET's shows are...
-Why did Bone Thugs perform that slow lame ass record?? Definitely not
the kinda record you perform...anywhere
-Why does Bone Thugs look like they have never performed before?? They
need to find Bizzy's crazy ass ASAP.
-Why is Robin Thicke screaming G-Unit??
-Is it me or did Julissa's titties get bigger??
- Why do the Shop Boyz (who've already admitted to knowing nothing about
rock music) have a black girl with a mohawk pretending to play guitar on
the stage?? & did anyone else see the fat guy almost fall when the crowd
started throwing water & bottles at them??
-Shop Boyz performance was terrible! They need to get their ringtone
money & fall back!

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Fiyah Notez: BET Awards 2007

Hour 1

-Did Jennifer Holiday even bother rehearsing??
-This opening performance is hot doo doo.
-How did BET get Michael Buffer??
-Did anyone else see 50 Cent & Ciara sitting together?? If they're
trying to hide their relationship they're doing a terrible job
-Mo'Nique is that deal!
-Did Beyonce give Mo'Nique a 'wtf' look when she finished performing??
-Why is LL Cool J's collar all stretched out??
-Why does BET keep stealing MTV's ideas?? MTV did the whole
viewer-announces-the-award

bit at the Movie Awards. Yall under the same
company for goodness sake just do something different!
-Damn Beyonce is fine!
-Who told the director of the video to speak...hell why is he even on
the stage??
-What the hell was T.I. thinkin wearin that sailor outfit??
-T.I. should also calm down...and Big Kuntry is a terrible hypeman.
-Why is Nick Cannon dressed like he's going to the Grammy's??
-Who is this black-white nigga on stage with Nick Cannon...didn't he lose
American Idol to Kelly Clarkson like 6 years ago?? ...oh well they are
stale.
-Am I the only one shocked that BET gave Gnarls Barkley an award?? I
mean serious they never even played Crazy or Smiley Faces lol.
-Where did Ne-Yo get those Hollywood Squares blocks from??
-Ne-Yo shouldn't dance...especially if he's gonna do Michael Jacksons'
moves, Chris Brown is already on MJ's meat hard enuff.
-How much do you think it cost Fabolous to get that Reeses' peanut
butter cup wrapper on the front of his jeans??
-Someone needs to turn Ne-Yo's mic up...or tell him to not dance so he
won't be all out of breath on stage.
-Jordin Sparks is damn near bigger than Michael Clarke Duncan LMAO.
-Diddy is that nigga!
-Keyshia Cole's nipples are hard as fuck... I love it! Lol.
-Damn Lil Kim was all outta breath & she just came out.
-Why does is Chris Brown so damn lame???
-Chris Brown needs a speech doctor, I couldn't understand anything he
said...I guess I was distracted by those goofy ass glasses & that big
ass backpack.

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Hour 2

-Just wanna say this again: damn Beyonce is FINE!
-I know I wasn't the only dude hopin one of her titties fell out lol.
-Damn Kelly is fine as hell too!
-Beyonce & Kelly shut it DOOOWN!
-Why this old ass shirtless nigga announcing the Hip-Hop Artist Award??
-Why was Lil Wayne nominated, he didn't do anything of importance?
-Speakin of why was Wayne nominate, why wasn't Jeezy or Jim Jones????
-BET needs to turn the mics, this is the 3rd or 4th artist I could
barely hear lol.
-Ne-Yo should take notes from Robin Thicke on how to perform an R&B
song.
-Damn Laura London is fine too but what they hell she got on??
-What in the hell is T-Pain wearing???
-Memo to T-Pain: R&B singers don't need hypemen.
-I knew Luda & Mary would win but Diddy & Keyshia Cole probably should
have....gotta love Luda that he's that nigga too.
-Illegal Tender looks like it might be str8
-Why is Patti's dress so big?? Oh well its Patti!
-Why does Busta have his bluetooth on like no one else around can afford
one?? Lol.
-Gerald Levert was dat nigga too!
-Why does Yolanda Adams come out all randomly every year??
-Patti shuts its DOWN!
-Damn Nick Cannon's fiance is fine!
-Much respect to Eddie Levert for holdin it down for his boy.
-Did 50 just not remember his 1st verse??
-50 damn near made that girl fall LMAO...oh well 50 is so rich now it
doesn't even matter anymore.
-Is Toccara's whole dress gonna fall off next?? I sure hope so lol.

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Hour 3

-Alicia Keys been hittin that pull up bar HEAVY!
-Erykah Badu is the real deal! I never noticed how fine she was...she
got dat phat pum pum too! Lol.
-Badu & Chaka shut it DOWN!
-Stevie is dat nigga but someone needs to cut that hair from around his
damn mouth.
-Oh goodness Ray-J is there! PLEASE don't tell T-Pain!
-Why Stevie ended his performance in the B-Boy stance?? More importantly
how he know what it looks like??
-Damn Tracee Ellis Ross got a phat booty! I love her.
-When Diana Ross gon stop talkin??
-Let me give it up one more time for Tracee's booty! Damn!
-Does Debra Lee have to come out ever year?? Why is she even there, she
should be somewhere counting her money.
-Cheadle is dat nigga too
-How Jennifer Hudson won Best New Artist & she aint even got no album
out?????? Not even a single!
-Ciara is SEXY!
-Where the hell did Lil Jon come from??
-Damn I think I'm in love with Ciara!
-Aint this lady kinda old to be BET's Ultimate Fan???
-What the hell Birdman got these kids wearin??
-We see why Lil Wayne never win any awards lol
-Why it took Slim so long to get on stage??
-I dunno what Public Enemy got to do wit James Brown but who cares its
Public Enemy!

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Hour 4

-Lil Wayne please take yo child somewhere & change her clothes.
-Why Akon got that Rhythm Nation jacket on??
-Why is Best R&B Female the last award of the night??
-Why was Jennifer Hudson nominated...again??

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