And yes, I'm still pissed LeBron got T'd up for staring down Jason Terry for all of 0.5 seconds and not saying a word.
March 18, 2013
LeBron Drops The Hammer On Terry
February 28, 2013
February 08, 2013
Skip Bayless Begs LeBron To Enter Dunk Contest
I'm with skip, just ball up and enter this thing already! ...Though I'm sure it's already too late.
January 29, 2013
The Miami Heat Visit The White House
How could you not love LeBron James?
Also, that Obama #44 Heat jersey was looking pretty dope!
January 26, 2013
Fan Hits Half Court Hook Shot For $75,000
...And gets tackled by LeBron James. Quite a half court hooker indeed, Eric Reid.
Oh, and this shot was also #1 on the NBA's top 10 plays of last night!
Lastly, shout out to Brian Grant and Eddie Jones who were also honored last night at the Heat game. I encourage you to check out Brian's website and read about his story. If you weren't aware, he suffers from Parkinson's and he started a foundation for awareness and research.
December 03, 2012
LeBron James Named SI's Sportsman Of The Year
Anyway, here's LeBron speaking on the honor:
Not sure how or why LeBron was "very shocked" by winning this (read first paragraph), but whatever, congrats.
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October 05, 2012
Nike Introduces The LeBron X
Good stuff...but what will he wear at home? I guess you can't rule out the Heat changing their colors to that of blue flames for LeBron, but I doubt it. Weird.
June 22, 2012
Miami Heat Win 2012 NBA Championship
May 24, 2012
NBA Announces All-Defensive Teams
Now you may be thinking, "How does Defensive Player of the Year, Tyson Chandler not make the First Team?" That's a fair question, but the answer is that coaches vote on the All-NBA teams, while media members vote for the individual awards (MVP, DPoY, etc.). I guess the coaches just didn't fear Chandler defensively as much as they feared Dwight Howard.
Honestly, I have no problem with this because I don't think Chandler should've won Defensive Player of the Year in the first place. Since when did being the best defensive player on a shitty defensive team make you the league's best? Chandler winning the award was actually a mini travesty, if you ask me. Serge Ibaka lead the league in blocks by over a block and a half per game! On the other hand, Chandler (89) only had 4 more total blocks than Greg Stiemsma (85)! Greg Stiemsma! Stiemsma only played in 55 games and started just 3. Again, he only had 4 less blocks than Chandler on the season.
Of course blocks aren't the only thing that matters, but I'm just saying, Tyson Chandler wasn't the best player in the NBA this season, in my opinion.
(Side note: Who in the hell gave Carlos Boozer a vote for the All-Defensive team? That coach should have his vote taken away.)
May 12, 2012
LeBron Wins 3rd MVP In 4 Years
Some folks will say this will only add pressure for LeBron to finally win a ring, but honestly, could there possibly be any more pressure on LeBron at this point? I don't know if there's a pressure limit, but if there is, there's no doubt he's currently at it, so this trophy didn't do a damn thing.
February 08, 2012
STFU Award: Kendrick Perkins
"You don't see Kobe [Bryant] tweeting," Perkins said. "You don't see Michael Jordan tweeting. If you're an elite player, plays like that don't excite you. At the end of the day, the guys who are playing for the right reasons who are trying to win championships are not worrying about one play."They also are not tweeting about themselves talking about going down to No. 2. I just feel [James] is always looking for attention and he wants the world to like him." via Yahoo! Sports
Good observation Kendrick, Kobe and Jordon didn't tweet about the dunk, I wonder why that is? Oh yeah, BECAUSE THEY DON'T HAVE TWITTER ACCOUNTS! I swear, no matter what he does, some sensitive doucher is gonna take offense to something he does. Sad, sad, sad.
Hey Kendrick, wipe the nut off your chin, get over it, and SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Now let's all re-live the moment that has big ho ass Kendrick Perkins mad at LeBron for tweeting about.
February 03, 2012
2012 NBA All-Star Starters Announced
The first, and most obvious, snub is Kevin Love. I mean, all Big Love has done this year is average 25.3 points a game (4th in the NBA behind Kobe, LeBron, and Durant) and 13.6 rebounds a game (2nd in the NBA). Don't get me wrong, I totally get why Blake Griffin got the nod, but it's a shame someone can put together those type of numbers and not start in the All-Star game.
I'm fine with the rest, thought I wouldn't have been mad if Bosh started over Carmelo.
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July 02, 2011
LeBron "Dunks" On Kid
First off, let me speak to people with iPhones real quick:
STOP RECORDING THESE SLENDER ASS VIDEOS AND GET A REAL FUCKING CAMERA!
Thank you.
Anyway, one day after the lock out began, how is this the biggest story in the NBA right now? Of course everyone has to make a big deal out of this like LeBron stomped on this lil nigga's testicles or something, but really? Now? We might lose an entire season of basketball, and we're talking about LeBron accidentally knocking a kid down after a dunk? Damn.
May 29, 2011
Ex-Con Tim Donaghy Calls Out NBA For "Letting" LeBron Travel
And you know what else is crazy? The fact that he's trying to make it seem like Reggie Miller and Steve Kerr were somehow pulling for the Heat by not mentioning that he traveled. Guess what Timmy? We didn't notice it and neither did they! If anything Miller and Kerr were rooting against the Heat, not trying to cover up officiating flaws. I mean seriously, what series was he watching? Miller and Kerr couldn't have been more anti-Heat without showing up in Bulls gear.
Now, of course, Bulls fans will have this to hold their hats on and try to use it to justify Derrick Rose playing awful in the Conference Finals (because you know how LeBron traveling while trying to get fouled directly effects Rose's shooting and passing abilities and all) despite majority of them not realizing he traveled either. Forget the fact that even if the travel was called, the Bulls were still down 4 with 29 seconds left (they couldn't even score 4 points in the last 3:14 of Game 5, but they definitely had a shot at scoring 4 in the last 29 seconds of Game 4) and forget the fact that Dwyane Wade blocks the Bulls' next shot attempt anyway, I'm sure we'll get a healthy dose of this non-call somehow deciding the series from Bulls fans and Heat haters throughout next week and for years and years to come.
My only question for Donaghy is this: What's the point? Are you trying to prove to David Stern you still got it and he should give you your job back? Did you have money on the Bulls in Game 4? Do you also hate LeBron and the Heat? Is this your audition tape for the next season of The Real World? Seriously, what did you hope to accomplish with this?
Alright, I'm done. Now excuse me while I sit and wait for Donaghy's next officiating video breakdown on how the offensive foul called on LeBron with 8 seconds left in regulation of Game 4 was bullshit. (Oh yeah, I forget the NBA is rigging games to help the Heat win, so let's not mention that one.)
May 28, 2011
Calm Down & Stop Twisting Scottie Pippen's Words
Let's take a moment to look at those comments now:
"Michael Jordan is probably the greatest scorer to ever play in the game, but I may go as far as to say LeBron James may be the greatest player to ever play the game because he's so potent offensively that not only can he score at will, but he keeps everybody involved and you have to be on your P's and Q's on defense because no guy on the basketball court is not a threat to score when LeBron James is out there." via ESPN's Mike And Mike
Now, someone show me where Pippen said LeBron was better than Jordan and the greatest player of all-time. Don't worry, I'll wait.
"May." The man said "may." Not "is," but "may." That's "may" as in "I may get in a car accident on my way to work" or "This may be a better way to solve your problem." The word "may" indicates possibility, not inevitability. How isn't that common knowledge? And anyone with an ounce of common sense can clearly see Pippen is not taking a shot at Jordan, but rather applauding LeBron's passing ability in the quote above. Hell, half of the quote is Scottie talking about how off balance defenses have to be knowing LeBron's ability to create shots for others. Pippen's comments aren't blasphemous, they're dead on; LeBron is a better passer than Jordan. Period.
Unfortunately, majority of people don't have common sense, or hell, just sense in general, so instead of hearing what Pip actually said, they heard this:
"Michael Jordan ain't got shit on LeBron James. LeBron is a better scorer, passer, defender, teammate, and person than Jordan and is the greatest to ever play the game of basketball. Go Heat!" via everyone's imagination
Let's just cut the bullshit, all this hoopla is not about Scottie Pippen and it's not about Michael Jordan, it's about everybody "hating" LeBron James for whatever reason. It's true, and do you know how I know? Because I've seen multiple NBA analysts say Dirk Nowitzki may be better than Larry Bird, and not one of them was met with anywhere near the amount of outrage or backlash as Scottie Pippen. Now, of course none of the guys who said it were teammates of Bird (at least as far as I've seen), but the fact still remains that an extremely good player was comparison to a legend. Why wasn't that blown up on SportsCenter? Oh yeah, because everyone still likes Dirk. Simple as that.
(Side note: When I put it in that context, it really makes sense that all the people who now hate LeBron because he took less money to play on a better team would be mad at Scottie Pippen for something he didn't even say.)
STFU Award: Ric Bucher
I'm not gonna lie, if I was Dan or Stugotz, I would've hung up on Ric's bitch ass around the 9:50 mark when he said disrespected my show for the 2nd or 3rd time by saying he didn't ask to be on the show. Yeah, you might not have asked to be on the show, but you agreed to do it and you knew the type of questioning you'd face from Dan and Stu, so why start acting like a bitch about it? I don't hold any grudges against any national media members who hate the Heat (Bill Simmons, Charles Barkley, etc.), but I lost a lot of respect for Ric Bucher after his last 2 appearances on the LeBatard Show. And I know my respect doesn't mean shit to him at the end of the day, but fuck it, he sounded like a salty, bitter bitch who was dead wrong and refuses to admit it.
Derrick Rose played bad, end of story. Ric Bucher and everyone else can say whatever they want about the rest of the Bulls playing bad and them needing a shooting guard, but that doesn't remove the fact that Derrick Rose played bad. He missed 19 and 20 shots in Games 4 and 5 respectively, and closed the series shooting 35% from the field. But it's the rest of the Bulls's fault they lost? Give me a fucking break. LeBron did better than that last year when everyone said he quit against Boston, and he didn't get nearly the amount of support Rose got.
Oh, and I like how Bucher blames the Heat's defense like it was somehow an unfair advantage and they were supposed to let Rose drive to the hoop freely. Nigga please. Ric Bucher, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
May 25, 2011
Drake Appears On "The LeBrons"
I'm not gonna lie though, I've watched every single episode of "The LeBrons" and I really don't know why it's not on TV. It's a nice little show. Then again, do Saturday morning cartoons even exist anymore? It feels like there were so many more out when I was little.
Oh well, whatever, check out this hilarious skit from College Humor.
May 17, 2011
Cleveland Cavs Win The Draft Lottery
Anyway, if you were wondering who the Malcolm In The Middle-headed little boy is, no, the Cavs did not auction off a chance to represent the team at the draft lottery to the Make A Wish Foundation. That's actually Dan Gilbert's 14 year-old son, Nick Gilbert. And now that he showed up and won, I'm sure next's draft lottery will look like a Catholic priest's dream.
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April 16, 2011
New LeBron 8 PS Sneakers Launch Today
Just in time for the playoffs, Nike is putting out LeBron's new signature sneaker today. I'm sure the Sixers are thrilled.
Anyway, I'm not really feeling the black ones, but I can definitely fuck with those white and reds.
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