Showing posts with label Serena Williams. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Serena Williams. Show all posts
July 08, 2012
Serena Williams & Roger Federer Win Wimbledon
July 14, 2011
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Serena Williams At The ESPYs
I actually stopped watching the ESPYs after Adam Carolla's "Car Show" on Speed, but I wish I hadn't just to see Serena. Shit, shit, shit, gotdamn!
June 27, 2011
Serena, Venus, & Wozniacki Ousted
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April 25, 2011
Random News Shit: Entertainment Edition
Niiiiiceeee! The Bad Meets Evil EP is supposed to be dropping June 14th, so fingers crossed for its timely arrival.
2) Serena Williams...The Rapper?
From rackets to rapping, this shit is insane! I pray Serena isn't really considering a music career, because that really really wouldn't be a good look....and mostly likely not a good sound either. Somebody get Bryant McKinnie back on the football field before he fucks up Serena's good name.
3) Dwight Howard Awarded $500,000 From Baby Momma
Good for you Dwight, only $500,000,000 to go! I'm sure this will totally make up for the ass beating Atlanta is serving up your Magic.
4) Coco Reality Show?
Looks like Coco will be the latest female to get a reality show for fucking a rapper. I'm glad to see hard work still paying off.
July 04, 2010
Random News Shit: SportsCenter Edition
No shocker here as Serena beats Russian Vera Zvonareva in straight sets 6-3,6-2. This 13th Grand Slam breaks Serena's tie with Billie Jean King, and moves her up to 6th place all-time. The all-time Grand Slam leader, Margaret Court, has 24.
2) Brock Lesnar Retains UFC Title
Man, I thought Brock was done after that first round, but he fought back and got the win by submission. That was simply amazing! This is no breaking news, but Lesnar is one tough S.O.B.
3) Phil Jackson Will Return To Lakers
Phil Jackson and Doc Rivers both clearly flunked out of the "Brett Favre School of Delayed Decisions." I mean, who do they think they are informing their teams on what they plan to do in a timely manner?? It's sickening! lol.
4) Dirk, Mavs Agree On 4-Year, $80 Million Deal
Dirk could've got much more had he decided to take one of the max contracts he probably could've gotten from one of the teams with crazy cap space. Instead, he takes $80 million to stay with Mark Cuban and the Dallas Mavericks. I guess he's more interested in loyalty than winning. At age 32, it's hard to see Dirk as the best player on a championship team.
5) Paul Pierce Stays With Celtics For 4-Years, $61 Million
Well that's a fair number. I doubt Pierce ever had any intention on leaving Boston, so I'm glad that got this deal done quickly.
6) Kobayashi May Not Compete In Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest
The former champ from Japan still has no contract in place, and it's looking more and more likely he won't compete in the annual 4th of July contest. This smells like a Mayweather/Pacquiao
situation to me and Kobayashi is scared to go head-to-head with Joey Chestnut. Oh well, we shall soon see.
7) Rudy Gay Gets 5-Years, $80 Million To Stay In Memphis
I don't know why, but that the just seems like too much for Rudy Gay. Nothing against Rudy, but $16 million a year for him?? Just seems odd.
Aight, let's go over some of the lesser free agents who've signed deals:
Steve Blake Joins Lakers for 4-Year, $16M deal
That is a very fair deal. Looks like we may have seen the last of Derek Fisher in a Lakers uniform.
Wolves Sign Darko Milicic to 4-Year, $20M deal
And it's deals like this that let's you know Minnesota won't be shit for years and years to come. Well it sure is a good thing they didn't get that GM job to an inexperienced guy like Bill Simmons, David Kahn is doing a much better job.
Suns, Hakim Warrick Agree to 4-Year, $18M deal
This is the deal that makes it look unlikely Amare will return to Phoenix
January 30, 2010
October 27, 2009
Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Serena Gets Bodied By ESPN
September 13, 2009
Random News Shit: SportsCenter Edition
It was looking like Serena wasn't gonna win anyway, but man, what a way to go out. I love Serena but I'll keep it funky, she was in the wrong. Now do I believe she said she was gonna kill the damn lady, I seriously doubt it.
Don't get me wrong though, that was a shitty double fualt call by the line judge, but Serena should've used better judgment handling it.
2) Tiger Smokes His Competition; Fires Off 3rd Round 62
Its really a damn shame he could never put it together in the major like he did in some of these other tournaments. Tiger now sits at -16 while his closes competition is at -9. There's no way Tiger loses this tourney.
3) Case Closed
Welp, it looks like the Merriman v. Tequila case is closed as the district attorney has decided to dismiss it citing lack of evidence. I still think Tila was just reching for one last shot at being in the spotlight, but her "fame" is over just like MySpace's.
July 04, 2009
Serena Beats Venus, Wins 3rd Wimbledon Title
Oh well, time to look for something new to bet on.
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Venus & Serena To Meet In Wimbledon Final
Williams Sisters To Face Off In Wimbeldon Final
July 02, 2009
Venus & Serena To Meet In Wimbledon Final
Anyway, Venus and Serena are 10-10 all-time verses each other so this should be a good one (as long as they don't decide who's gonna win before the match starts lol). Judging by the way Venus completely dominated and demoralized Dinara Safina in just 51 minutes, I'd put my money on her. Serena has been nice too, but Venus has dominated her way through the field. I'm rocking with Venus.
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June 03, 2009
Serena Out At French Open
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January 31, 2009
Serena Williams Wins Aussie Open; 10th Grand Slam
Can you say domination?? Serena won 6-0, 6-3 today and took home her 10th Grand Slame. Nice! Aight well I gotta go to work y'all peace!!
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July 03, 2008
Williams Sisters To Face Off In Wimbeldon Final
Yeah nigga! After whuppin' some more foreign ass today the girls are set to face off in the finals for the first time since '03! Even though I hate to see them battle each other I rather see them than anybody else. They're like Tiger Woods because black people only watch when they're playing lol.
You know what kills me though?? When those dumbass analysts make a big deal and act surprised when at least one of them makes it to a major championship final. These girls have been doing their thing for years, shouldn't it be expected for them to turn it on and off whenever then feel?? Oh well, one day they'll learn but it'll probably be too late.
January 11, 2008
Re: Serena Williams' Stand In These Shoes
Some of you might have read that LONG ass letter Serena Williams wrote about breaking up with some dude and if you haven't then you need to check it out because that shit is TOO long for me to post here lol. [FULL LETTER]
Sigh...Serena, Serena Serena. Not even just Serena, this shit I'm about to say is for ALL you ladies out there who have felt this way. Listen closely: Stop being stupid, please! I honestly couldn't help, but laugh at this letter when I was reading it because its unfathomable how so many girls get tricked by the same exact game! Its borderline ridiculous really. If more women would smarten up and STOP letting these guys tell them what they want to hear then shit like this can be avoided. You know I had to blog about it so here it goes:
Okay, so first off women are going to have to come to the realization that men don't view sex and relationships the same as them, which is the root of the problem. To a man, sex has zero emotions involved so its easy to bounce from one chick to the next like its nothing. Most women can't handle that because sex to females is not about "getting theirs," its about heart, soul and all that other bullshit most men don't care about. Stop getting this shit confused.
Now, contrary to popular belief, dudes know exactly what most females want to hear, so guess what they do?? Tell it to them! Its called running game, duh! Now guess how they figure out what you want to hear?? YOU TELL IT TO HIM! Y'all meet and he asks or you tell him what you're looking for in a man right now so now he knows he just has to be that for awhile to get with you. Basically, stop telling dudes what you want because for the next X amount of time you're just gonna get nothing but that and then some. Then after he's done with you, its nothing to move on because he really put no emotion in at all, he just did what you wanted and now you're left with this burden and feeling all depressed and shit. Just think, if I know what you want me to tell you, in order to get inside yours pants, then why would I try to do anything but that??
Ladies, how about trying telling guys what you DON'T want when you meet them instead? Real men who are looking for relationships can probably appreciate that and work with you, but if he's just in it for sex then he's not gonna waste his time trying to figure out what you want or what it takes to get it. Weak men are afraid of strong women! Its just that simple. Another thing that goes with this is that females need to stop settling for bullshit ass dudes. When you're approached by a guy 99.9% of the time his "courage" to speak to you is sexually driven (probably by your appearance or how good he thinks his chances are) NOT because you seem like a nice girl to bring home to momma. The sad part is that you already know this, but you go ahead with it anyway. That's right, most of you probably know the dude is bullshit or no good when you first meet, but you let other shit effect your judgment to the point that you're listening anyway. Your head is telling you no for a reason, but you don't want to listen to reason, you wanna follow your heart because it "feels so right". I think you can attribute that to females thinking they can change a man (which is NOT true), but who knows??
Anyway, its fuckin' 2008 ladies, smarten the fuck up or stop complaining when you get played! You have all the power, but you keep insisting on letting dumbasses take it away from you, which in turns makes you even dumber. Get it together!
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