Good stuff...but what will he wear at home? I guess you can't rule out the Heat changing their colors to that of blue flames for LeBron, but I doubt it. Weird.
Showing posts with label Nike. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Nike. Show all posts
October 05, 2012
Nike Introduces The LeBron X
February 19, 2011
Kobe Bryant Is "The Black Mamba"
Damn man, how is my R.I.P. UberTwitter supposed to get views on the same day All Of The Lights and "The Black Mamba" drop? It's hard out here for a pimp.
Anyway, I thought this was gonna be corny, but it was actually pretty dope. The best: when Robert Rodriguez says, "So what does anyone want from you when you roll into town?" and Kobe says, "To bring the Black Mamba out." I don't know if that was done or purpose or if they were going for laughs, but that shit had me snickering like a schoolgirl.
October 25, 2010
LeBron "Rise" Commercial
This is such an awesome commercial. Charles Barkley got Ethered! I can't wait until tomorrow night!
April 07, 2010
Nike Releases New Tiger Woods Commercial
When I first saw this commercial I thought it was weird and kinda creepy, then I learned the voice used was that of Tiger's deceased dad Earl Woods and I thought it was weird and extremely creepy. I mean, seriously though, what the fuck?? And here's the really crazy part, if he did this commercial at any point before Thanksgiving '09, it would've been totally cool. Funny how these things work.
Anyway, I'm so ready for the Masters tomorrow! I don't really think he's gonna win, but I'm gonna watch feverishly over the next 4 days anyway. I bought Hot Shots Golf 2 weeks ago and have been playing non-stop ever since to prepare myself. I'm amp'd!
August 07, 2009
Hyperizers - Don't Criticize (Hyperize)
Look at 'Shard, he actually has some flow! BAWSE says its because he's from Houston, but I say its because he moved to Florida. Follow me on this, he spit in a low voice which means one thing to me: He just started rapping! That means he learned in Florida where he's played the last few seasons. I win. Done and done!
Speaking of Rashard Lewis and the city of Houston, this whole arguments makes me think of how dumb the Rockets are. In the 1998 Draft they had THREE chances to take 'Shard, but opted for Michael Dickerson (LOL), Bryce Drew (LMAO), and Mirsad Türkcan (Who??)! Here's the rationale of their GM at the time: "Anytime you can pick 3 guys who won't be in the league 10 years from now over a hometown kid, you've got to do it." Yeah, hindsight is 20/20, but come on, Mirsad Türkcan?? Only the Clippers failed harder in that draft lol.
Anyway, to bring it back to sports and comedy, go read Bill Simmons' Athlete Funny Scale and figure out where this video ranks. I say 5.0.
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