Yo, Will Ferrell is a gotdamn fool! LMAO! Who else could've done this as effortlessly and perfect as Will just did it? I say no one, or at least not many.
Showing posts with label Trevor Ariza. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Trevor Ariza. Show all posts
February 09, 2012
Will Ferrell Introduces Lineups At Bulls-Hornets Game
July 02, 2009
Random News Shit: NBA Free Agency Edition Pt. II
In all the time I've been a fan of the NBA, I don't think I'd ever heard of a situation like this where two players swap teams on the same day and are not involved in a trade. Free agents can't officially sign with a team until July 8th, but Ron Artest's deal will be 3 years and worth about $18 million while Trevor Ariza's will be... exactly the same thing! This is getting freaky lol.
Anyway, though Ron Artest has the bigger name, I'm not sure who got that better of this arrangement?? I mean both Artest and Ariza are great defenders who are capable of knocking down threes when needed. The only difference is that Ariza won't be getting all those open looks like he did when he played with Kobe.
How about the Lakers now though?? Kobe, Pau, Odom, and Artest?? If they can get some better play out of Jordan Farmar I think you can pretty much pen L.A. in as the favorites to be the champs again next season. And just in case you were wondering, yes my "09 Ariza = 08 Posey, 09 Lakers = 08 Celtics" theory from yesterday has officially been tossed in the trash can. Had to be done.
2) Shaq Introduced In Cleveland
Shaq said that he wants to "win a ring for the King" in his introductory press conference. I'm not so sure how that's gonna go with Ron Artest now a Laker, but it should get interesting. The Magic really let the LeBrons off the hook by most likely letting Hedo walk in exchange for Vince Carter, but who knows.
Oh yeah, Shaq also made an appearance on PTI today and Michael Wilbon offered some new Cleveland nicknames and the one Shaq liked the best was "The Big Witness Protection." I must say, I really like that one too and I think its all but settled at this point.
3) Riley Contacts Iverson About Joining Heat??
Now this is according to "insiders" so don't take it as fact, but if there's any truth to it Pat Riley is on one. Don't get me wrong, I love Allen Iverson, but he isn't what the Heat need at all. The Heat don't need another scoring guard, they need some consistent big men. Plus, where is he gonna play?? Are they gonna stunt Mario Chalmers' growth and put him on the bench?? You KNOW Iverson isn't coming off the bench. This is just a bad idea if you ask me. I'd much rather hear about the Heat trying to pursue Iverson's team mate last year Rasheed Wallace. Speaking of 'Sheed...
4) Celtics Bring Out Big Guns To Woo Wallace
"Celtics managing partner Wyc Grousbeck, team president Danny Ainge, coach Doc Rivers and All-Stars Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce and Ray Allen, all met with Wallace for three hours in Detroit"
Damn! The Heat need to do the same thing, but instead of coaches and team execs they should bring along the Miami Caliente. If you don't know who the Miami Caliente's are, they're Miami's team in the Lingerie Football League! More on them later, but I think that would definitely do the trick.
July 01, 2009
Random News Shit: NBA Free Agency Edition
1) Pistons Snag Ben Gordon & Charlie Villanueva
After firing coach Michael Curry, the Detroit Pistons have picked up 2 free agents in Ben Gordon and Charlie Villanueva. They both are getting 5-year deals, but Gordon's is worth $55 million while Villanueva's is worth $40 million.
Now, I'm not sure how good or bad this makes them, but it should be interesting to see what the 09-10 Pistons look like come November.
2) Turkoglu Meets With Blazers
He just better go whenever the money is because the Magic have already made their move and basically told him it didn't matter if he stays or goes. Good luck to Turk, but I think that was the last time we'll see him in the Finals.
3) Ariza Leans Toward Leaving Lakers
Well can't say I didn't see this coming. Trevor Ariza will be the 2008 James Posey to the Lakers 2008 Celtics. That meaning Ariza will come to some team that looks to be on the raise...and suck. While the Lakers will start out hot and then struggle and ultimately not repeat. That's my prediction for next season.
4) Kidd Meets With Knicks, Mavs Offer 3-Year Deal
Why would you want to sign Jason Kidd to a 3-year deal?? Mark Cuban does know Kidd is 36 years-old, right?? I'd think long and hard about giving him a 1 or 2 year deal, let alone one for 3! That's just insane.
5) Clippers Trade Randolph For Richardson
Damn, what the fuck happened to Quentin Richardson's career?? Homie went from the Knicks to the Grizzlies to the Clippers in one week! They couldn't at least trade him to a contender and let them trade him away so he could at least have said he was with a winning team??
On another note, where is Zach Randolph's career when he's seen basically as the equivalent to Darko Milicic?? Shit is depressing lol.
June 23, 2009
Kobe & The Lakers On Jimmy Kimmel
This is DEFINITELY worth watching. Trust me lol.
Part 2 and a lil commentary from me after the jump.
LMAO@ DJ Mbenga's face.
LMAO@ Kobe initially not knowing DJ Mbenga's name.
LMAO@ Adam Morrison being there.
LMAO@ Adam Morrison being high while being there.
Good stuff! Oh, and did you hear the breaking news?? Kobe said Lamar Odom is staying in L.A. next season. That's probably true though because as Bill Simmons often reminds his readers, in an interview Odom said he doesn't want to NOT live on the beach so that means he's either gonna play for the Lakers, Clippers, or Heat seeing they are the only teams that play on the beach. Sadly, Trevor Ariza is probably that one that's gonna be gone because I don't know if the Lakers can afford to keep him and Lamar.
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